Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Alienkroz;4409120]Zena 773-xxx-0998.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866[/URL]

Saw the ad and setup an appointment. Went to Kimball and Montrose to find out I wasted my time. This 40 yo medium set woman greeted me at the door. I told her I was looking for Zena in the ad. She said she don't know who that is. The person I was texting the whole time said I never specific I wanted to meet with Zena.

Michelle 773-xxx-2171.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/149525[/URL]

Went to the Lincoln Hotel in LP to meet for the appointment. Was greeted by an 35-40 yo woman. I said this is not you. She's like that was a while ago. She was not happy that I left.[/QUOTE]Thanks for saving us the time and money on these fake ads. I was thinking of Zena but no more.

I was in the area yesterday so decided to try the 168 Blue Island I've been noticing on RM. Called to confirm they weren't busy which was a good thing as I think they had to make sure that they were open. It's a small back room shop with no real signage, but set up nice. Had a good visit with Candy, no communication issues as she speaks english well, and I will be back. $60 for the door and standard tip. No shower unfortunately.

-w.

I'm coming to the city next weekend. Does anyone have any good recommendations for massage girls near the downtown area or close to it? Incall / outcall either one.

Went to the old coon spa on canal tonight. I didn't get the name of the girl I drew but she was a chubby 40+yo with fat titties. 60 at the door for an hour massage. The massage lasted 20 minutes. Firm pressure with plenty of teasing. At the flip we negotiated FS for an 120. My dream's menu consisted of HJ, BBBJ, 69 with daty, BBFS (YMMV. I'm Chinese, we get that privilege sometimes haha), cg, rcg, finished with k9. Might repeat if they get younger talent. These ancient Chinese dragons make my pp limp. I had to close my eyes to finish LOL.

[QUOTE=PatientX1;4406106]

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921[/URL].[/QUOTE]Jenny L is the real deal. She has her own place with a milking table. Your cock will be either in her mouth or in her the entire time you're with her. Get a good nights rest and pound a red bull before you visit. You'll need it to even come closing to matching her level of energy.

Anyone been lately? Called and it sounds like new owners (Just curious if Yun ping is still a thing.

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4413182]Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.[/QUOTE]I have the same problem and going to massage places and popping early is embarrassing and a waste of time. I've found that KY makes a spray and lotion called Duration. That stuff really helps with a couple sprays and makes the girl do some work for it. Give it a try. Also I've found that Blue Diamonds can help and if you need, I have a large supply and it only takes a half and if you find a place that will do two pops, these will keep you going for a great experience and fun time.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4413182]Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.[/QUOTE]Two Pop's no up charge? Girl told me the other day 2 pops no massage. I said ok.

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4317478]Usually went west to Rockford for my massage visits. That's a dead horse now. Found this place Chicago Body Rubs. Website is [URL]chicagolandmassage.net[/URL]. Says it has three locations for incalls, but setting up appointments is a mystery to me. All very convoluted, but that's beside the point. Is this place worth it. The girls look phenomenal, the services sound great, the price might be a bit steep, but that's the kicker. Anyone been to this place that can give some info. I'd like to know if this place is as advertised or to good to be true before I drop hard earned money there.[/QUOTE]Avoid this place! Photos are all fake, or inaccurate. Really close class ladies, performance sucked as well. Walked out on 4'girls.

Avoid.

Gentlemen. I will be dropping someone off at ohare later and was looking for a massage afterwards. Just a decent massage with L1 and some roaming. Nothing crazy.

I have a lot of numbers back here in rockford, including a pretty decent in house MILF that does a great job.

Let me know guys. Thanks.

I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4415392]I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.[/QUOTE]I believe they have another location on Belmont near Harlem. Similar set up, in a medical building. TS is available. The menu depends on a mt, and they are rotated every few weeks. I've seen 3 or 4, all were close to 50 year old Provided usually some weak rubbing and overall pretty mediocre service.

Divine Dolls looks interesting. I've been to massage parlors in Canada where you pick an available girl and have fun. Is that what this is like? Are the girls decent? Rose on the website looks appealing.

[QUOTE=NickAdams55;4415646]Divine Dolls looks interesting. I've been to massage parlors in Canada where you pick an available girl and have fun. Is that what this is like? Are the girls decent? Rose on the website looks appealing.[/QUOTE]I've given a couple of the girls there a chance and I've seen a few others milling around the apartment while I visited. All of the girls are heavier than their pics and they don't appear to offer anything beyond L1. If that's all you're looking for, it's an ok option, but I don't plan to return.

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4415392]I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.[/QUOTE]I posted about that place back in June. The mt I had was mid 20's, not bad looking. The massage wasn't that good. And the HE was brutal! I never went back.

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4317478]Usually went west to Rockford for my massage visits. That's a dead horse now. Found this place Chicago Body Rubs. Website is [URL]chicagolandmassage.net[/URL]. Says it has three locations for incalls, but setting up appointments is a mystery to me. All very convoluted, but that's beside the point. Is this place worth it. The girls look phenomenal, the services sound great, the price might be a bit steep, but that's the kicker. Anyone been to this place that can give some info. I'd like to know if this place is as advertised or to good to be true before I drop hard earned money there.[/QUOTE]I stopped in twice and both times were phenomenal. Left the place floating on clouds. I don't know what happened to the dude who said to avoid but I plan on going back when I get a chance. It can be pricey but well worth the experience.

Does anyone know what happened to Ginny / Jinny? She worked at Gunnisons while it was still open.

[QUOTE=KingPete;4417206]I stopped in twice and both times were phenomenal. Left the place floating on clouds. I don't know what happened to the dude who said to avoid but I plan on going back when I get a chance. It can be pricey but well worth the experience.[/QUOTE]Agree, I saw Allison last week. Safe clean location, very cute, great body, nice personality. Left happy, everything covered. Will repeat in hopes of getting a BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Wanderer8118;4415014]Avoid this place! Photos are all fake, or inaccurate. Really close class ladies, performance sucked as well. Walked out on 4'girls.

Avoid.[/QUOTE]Never had an issue here, the only lady I met here with fake photos was Sandra but her performance was good enough where there were no complaints and I repeated appointments.

They've added a lot of new girls that I haven't met so I can't speak for everyone but service there has always been top notch for me. Some girls on their schedule do seem to have fake photos but if you look close enough most of the photos posted in their ads are taken in the apartments which guarantees they are real.

I haven't visited in a while so any new reports coming out of this place would be great to share.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4413182]Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.[/QUOTE]I have frequented LT much less since backpage went down and I no longer see regular posts about their roster. Would love to hear of any updates to the place as it used to be one of my go-to's.

Had that itch so I decided to head to Chinatown again. I was trying to hit up moon but when I was walking by there was a monger already waiting at the door. kicks rocks. I took a stroll a block south and ended up at unwind. I drew a MILF named anna, late 40's. 65 at the door for an hour. I asked for her to walk on my back for 10 minutes and then deep tissue for the rest of the time. She is one of the better ones if you want an actual massage. The back walking alone was worth it. At the flip we agreed on 40 for HJ. Very limited otc roaming. HJ was decent. Nothing really to write home about there but she got it done.

Hey guys. Posted here earlier and got some great help. Looking for more advice. As stated before, I have a bunch of information and inside info on the scene in Rockford that I'd be more than willing to share.

So I had my first European parlor experience this week in Norwood and am looking for another.

Just looking for L1 and a legit massage. Looking to spend no more than 1. 5. I understand those are narrow parameters but hoping to get lucky. Anywhere between chicago and rockford would be fine as I'm headed into the city this weekend.

Thanks for any help and stay safe out there.

Gentlemen of Chicago.

I will be headed back up for a long weekend. China Dolls still around? (anyone know about China Dolls? They had shut down / busted for a spell when I was living out there. Wasn't sure if they pulled a Lazarus under new name? They had a couple nice ones. Others, pretty standard.

As always, thanks in advance and stay safe!

BB.

[QUOTE=JackStraw42;4418960]Never had an issue here, the only lady I met here with fake photos was Sandra but her performance was good enough where there were no complaints and I repeated appointments.

They've added a lot of new girls that I haven't met so I can't speak for everyone but service there has always been top notch for me. Some girls on their schedule do seem to have fake photos but if you look close enough most of the photos posted in their ads are taken in the apartments which guarantees they are real.

I haven't visited in a while so any new reports coming out of this place would be great to share.[/QUOTE]100% agreed. This place is awesome and reliable. I've seen many of their girls and the worst experience I've had would still be described as "good".

Jenny. Multiple visits. She has an incredible ass, perfect pierced nipples, and the sexiest pussy I've seen. Doesn't offer FS anymore, but still highly recommended.

Allison. Good conversation, better HE. Nice body, enhanced top half.

Victoria. Freaky girl. Currvy.

Zoey. Sexy young Asian girl with great ink. Only L1 service on the menu.

Kayah & Lilly. Sexy and tight bodies, but just standard. Still wouldn't say no to them though.

I've seen a few others who have since left. All the pics have been real and accurate as far as I can tell. OP's post said he was reviewing Chicago Body Rubs, which actually isn't [URL]chicagolandmassage.net[/URL] like he said it was. I'm thinking he was actually talking about [URL]bodyrubschicago.com[/URL] which absolutely uses fake and inaccurate pics.

[QUOTE=BillBatts;4419282]Gentlemen of Chicago.

I will be headed back up for a long weekend. China Dolls still around? (anyone know about China Dolls? They had shut down / busted for a spell when I was living out there. Wasn't sure if they pulled a Lazarus under new name? They had a couple nice ones. Others, pretty standard.

As always, thanks in advance and stay safe!

BB.[/QUOTE]Never heard of China Dolls. Where was this place located in the city?

[QUOTE=Chijo9984;4419444]100% agreed. This place is awesome and reliable. I've seen many of their girls and the worst experience I've had would still be described as "good".

Jenny. Multiple visits. She has an incredible ass, perfect pierced nipples, and the sexiest pussy I've seen. Doesn't offer FS anymore, but still highly recommended.

Allison. Good conversation, better HE. Nice body, enhanced top half.

Victoria. Freaky girl. Currvy.

Zoey. Sexy young Asian girl with great ink. Only L1 service on the menu.

Kayah & Lilly. Sexy and tight bodies, but just standard. Still wouldn't say no to them though.

I've seen a few others who have since left. All the pics have been real and accurate as far as I can tell. OP's post said he was reviewing Chicago Body Rubs, which actually isn't [URL]chicagolandmassage.net[/URL] like he said it was. I'm thinking he was actually talking about [URL]bodyrubschicago.com[/URL] which absolutely uses fake and inaccurate pics.[/QUOTE]TGTBT.

I've seen them some time ago. Service / menu very limited, overpriced and mechanical, rushed.

Went to sunny last week over green because it's closer.

Walked in and got 30 min massage.

Main lady was one who gave massage.

Massage was solid but she was easily 50+.

On flip got L1 and gave 40 as tip.

Won't go back.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4420109]TGTBT.

I've seen them some time ago. Service / menu very limited, overpriced and mechanical, rushed.[/QUOTE]YMMV depending on the girl man. Some are definitely more mechanical than others. And the menu varies depending on the girl. I've gotten FS from 4 different girls there.

[QUOTE=Chijo9984;4419444]100% agreed. This place is awesome and reliable. I've seen many of their girls and the worst experience I've had would still be described as "good".

Jenny. Multiple visits. She has an incredible ass, perfect pierced nipples, and the sexiest pussy I've seen. Doesn't offer FS anymore, but still highly recommended.

Allison. Good conversation, better HE. Nice body, enhanced top half.

Victoria. Freaky girl. Currvy.

Zoey. Sexy young Asian girl with great ink. Only L1 service on the menu.

Kayah & Lilly. Sexy and tight bodies, but just standard. Still wouldn't say no to them though.

I've seen a few others who have since left. All the pics have been real and accurate as far as I can tell. OP's post said he was reviewing Chicago Body Rubs, which actually isn't [URL]chicagolandmassage.net[/URL] like he said it was. I'm thinking he was actually talking about [URL]bodyrubschicago.com[/URL] which absolutely uses fake and inaccurate pics.[/QUOTE]I've been eyeing Jenny for a while, but never pulled the trigger. I know BJ used to be included in admission price. Is that still the case?

[QUOTE=Tangier;4409496]Isn't Yady grouped in with all those other adds that share a location? I know they were when they were still on montrose.[/QUOTE]I think you are right about Yady being in a shared spot. She is advertising 4 hand. Not a spa fan, but the milking table seems to be perfect for a 2 women session, I may check her out at some point.

I went to Home spa this past Saturday, Wow how things change.

Walk in The boss greeted me like always nice hug, Nice woman Good English.

Pretty nice lady. She tried to pass me of to a old chubby Grandma.

I asked for one of the three she use to have working. She said there not hear anymore.

I got in the room, Covered my middle up the hole time with a towel. No touching at all.

Nice place I won't go back, Unless something changes, Great parking all the time.

I use to go there all time since day one.

Any info on this one? Feel free to DM.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/barrington-il-usa/9001505.html[/URL]

Any reviews of s lux in Buffalo grove?

Thanks.

Not sure why my original post was rejected, but I wanted to give a heads up that Pacifico had a visit from 3 uniformed cops on Friday. They appear open today when I drove by though.

[QUOTE=JackStraw42;4418960]Never had an issue here, the only lady I met here with fake photos was Sandra but her performance was good enough where there were no complaints and I repeated appointments.

They've added a lot of new girls that I haven't met so I can't speak for everyone but service there has always been top notch for me. Some girls on their schedule do seem to have fake photos but if you look close enough most of the photos posted in their ads are taken in the apartments which guarantees they are real.

I haven't visited in a while so any new reports coming out of this place would be great to share.[/QUOTE]I've had the same experience with chicagoland, all fakes, fat girls, walked out on 3. The ones I haven't walked out on were poor sessions, no interaction or connection, snobby bitches. Melissa is good at chicagoland but she talks so much and is psycho. How can these girls be bitches when there photos aren't even accurate and they're fat, I'm done with chicagoland they're so deceitful, also the girls sit out when you walk in and it makes me uncomfortable walking in to see a new girl meanwhile there's a girl sitting out who I've seen before, extremely awkward. This agency is just trash girls, straight up.

A few months back though I had made an appt with Errin. She was the only girl I've had a legit amazing experience.

Experience 9,

Looks 9.5.

Body, 9.5.

She's a little spinner, insane body, real photos, great massage, I've never felt so relaxed, amazing BBJ skills. I spent months trying to find her and she's back at 530 now, as Elsa, she's on schedule today. I'm going to try to book hopefully she's not booked last time she popped up on 530 for a week and didn't get the chance to see her. Hop on it.

Lucky Spa on Western was busted recently too.

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;4424518]Not sure why my original post was rejected, but I wanted to give a heads up that Pacifico had a visit from 3 uniformed cops on Friday. They appear open today when I drove by though.[/QUOTE]

Discussions of this place a couple years back. Found my old post, since "lux" didn't come back on the search.

It's meh. Of course, that was a few years back, perhaps there is a new list of mt's waiting to be discovered.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7659-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=3299932[/URL]#post3299932.

[QUOTE=Gregu696;4424487]Any reviews of s lux in Buffalo grove?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4424641]Lucky Spa on Western was busted recently too.[/QUOTE]My old friend Cc.

Every since Soffie left. Place has really took a dive.

I stopped by the 3 different times. All Old hags.