Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Safrony42;6676211]Looking for a skinny young spinner with tiny tits for FS this week. They move around. Can you help? Please PM.

Thanks Genta![/QUOTE]Too tired to PM, and see no reason to hide this from the board:

See post #8036. I checked this out over the weekend, and can confirm the basic gist of his report. I've spent time in Asia so don't buy into the convention around here that Asian women's ages are hard to determine (any more than your average person), and can confirm she could reasonably pass for mid to late 20's. Small perky breasts were like needles under her shirt. Etc.

All in all I was weirded out with her and her coworker sleeping in the next room (2 pm ish; she climbed out of bed to greet me), her unsmiling nature, and fairly average looks so I departed sans service, but I think she'd meet your expectations. She definitely wasn't ugly, just subjectively not my personal tastes.

Barber rd.

Any word on extras at Massage Magic Spa in the strip mall near 82nd and Foster? It's in walking distance of both Healing Touch (Loki now?) and Red 8.

I ask because I was considering it out of a desire for a legit alternative to these other FS shops, but would rather avoid awkward expectations if its notoriously not.

I did see the recent report that implied it wasn't legit, but the punter never explicitly named the shop.

Their menu for services screams legit, and their employees have ranged from average to hideous in a way legit shops generally hire. In fact, I only have that report to base any questioning of extras upon.

So I've tried using rubmaps and took some advice on here but it seems like the AMPs are super hit or miss and YMMV and a lot of the AMPs themselves feel to be dishonest. I asked for a certain person at the first place I went to because reviews on here and rubmaps both said Cici was awesome so texted ahead and made sure she was there. The two women who were there didn't fit the description but the MMS said it was Cici, and after a lackluster massage and low energy HJ she said she had a completely different name after the session was over (more because she wasn't getting it done and it just got weird) and told me to come back and see her again.

Whats the best way to parse through this info and also find those places that really do give a solid to good massage and just a good HJ. I used to see some of the massage providers on the GPS board (MilaPDX when she first started, Maya Luxe, etc) and they actually gave really good massages and great finishes and were solid rate wise but it feels like a lot of the best ones are gone or have doubled their rates or some other ones just fell down the rabbit hole of addiction and life stuff and now are not great experiences.

Is what I'm looking for just going to be a game of chance and YMMV?

[QUOTE=BroBrah;6676708]I tried to call them seen number no longer works. Any word? Guess I was to late to give them a try.[/QUOTE]Refer to post 7944.

They use popular names, mostly farmed from review sites like this.

I have received Cici, Yaya a dozen times with a dozen different masseuses!

Here's something that worked for me:

If the new masseuse piques my interest, I would give a big "handy".

Hello-how-are-you hug upfront and the response tells me to stay or leave.

Often, I would clearly communicate (gesture) my specific "needs" of the.

Massage and finalize the knots to be rubbed.

Essentially. Nothing left to assumptions.

Things can still go sideways. Unfortunately.

Finally, when I do find my perfect masseuse, I try to get their personal number.

And follow them to their monthly rotations.

That way, I limit my YMMV odds.

[QUOTE=RipCityFan;6677320]So I've tried using rubmaps and took some advice on here but it seems like the AMPs are super hit or miss and YMMV and a lot of the AMPs themselves feel to be dishonest. I asked for a certain person at the first place I went to because reviews on here and rubmaps both said Cici was awesome so texted ahead and made sure she was there. The two women who were there didn't fit the description but the MMS said it was Cici, and after a lackluster massage and low energy HJ she said she had a completely different name after the session was over (more because she wasn't getting it done and it just got weird) and told me to come back and see her again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=XlrJames;6675190]Noooooo! Do you know the name of the new place?[/QUOTE]Where did Sophia go?

[QUOTE=Qualish;6677063]Any word on extras at Massage Magic Spa in the strip mall near 82nd and Foster? It's in walking distance of both Healing Touch (Loki now?) and Red 8.

I ask because I was considering it out of a desire for a legit alternative to these other FS shops, but would rather avoid awkward expectations if its notoriously not.

I did see the recent report that implied it wasn't legit, but the punter never explicitly named the shop.

Their menu for services screams legit, and their employees have ranged from average to hideous in a way legit shops generally hire. In fact, I only have that report to base any questioning of extras upon.[/QUOTE]Magic = not legit.

Try down the road. Lemon Tea at King is legit, and good. Ask for Joy.

Met a Nana. Short, cute, 20's, braces, bolt-ons, tattoo above her shaved kitty.

70 for shop for hour, 150 for Nana.

Not a good massage, but got the whole hour. She aimed to please with CBJ, CFS.

She said 3 girls working, but I didn't see anybody else.

[QUOTE=BillJ1984;6677475]Where did Sophia go?[/QUOTE]Is this Sophia you've mentioned real thin with many tattoos?

Has anyone been to this location on Johns road?

[QUOTE=Robinhoodx;6678512]Has anyone been to this location on Johns road?[/QUOTE]There are a bunch of 5 star reviews on RM, but all of them are most likely fake. Here's a recent one that I believe is authentic. It's not mine. I did stop in here once, but moved on once I saw the talent.

Ok, guys hear is the story, won a small jackpot at the casino and figure that I would waste $100.00 at the most to tell the ready story of this place. Walk in at 8:40 pm wailed a few minutes. And an older (50+) Asian lady come out to meet me, she guided me to a room to the left of the hallway a say that CiCi would be right in. Got ready and lay face down on table with no cover. CiCi walk in about 5 minutes later and I see she is wearing a skirt that covers her knees with tights under the skirt. Top was tucked in too the skirt. Massage was on the light sided and I ask her a number of times for more pressure, om the flip she started on my head and work her way down to my legs. Had to ask for a HJ which I should have not, it was not good finally ask her to stop. Only touching her small breast and ass outside of garments. Got my full hour and as I was leaving both lady's say that they would see me later. I say that I would not be coming back as there were better place to good with more extras. So if you want to waste money hit this place up. Hope that this sets the reviews straight.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;6678669]There are a bunch of 5 star reviews on RM, but all of them are most likely fake. Here's a recent one that I believe is authentic. It's not mine. I did stop in here once, but moved on once I saw the talent.

Ok, guys hear is the story, won a small jackpot at the casino and figure that I would waste $100.00 at the most to tell the ready story of this place. Walk in at 8:40 pm wailed a few minutes. And an older (50+) Asian lady come out to meet me, she guided me to a room to the left of the hallway a say that CiCi would be right in. Got ready and lay face down on table with no cover. CiCi walk in about 5 minutes later and I see she is wearing a skirt that covers her knees with tights under the skirt. Top was tucked in too the skirt. Massage was on the light sided and I ask her a number of times for more pressure, om the flip she started on my head and work her way down to my legs. Had to ask for a HJ which I should have not, it was not good finally ask her to stop. Only touching her small breast and ass outside of garments. Got my full hour and as I was leaving both lady's say that they would see me later. I say that I would not be coming back as there were better place to good with more extras. So if you want to waste money hit this place up. Hope that this sets the reviews straight.[/QUOTE]Well that's disappointing to hear but that saves me a trip! I'll try to recon somewhere else then. I'm trying to find something in the Vancouver area now that moon flower is gone in Portland.

[QUOTE=Robinhoodx;6678512]Has anyone been to this location on Johns road?[/QUOTE]This is the place I think of when I say that the shops with sexually explicit ads do not deliver. I went there a few years ago and quickly find out that basically there are no extras certainly no boom boom. I never went back. Gentleman if you see an ad on skip the games for an AMP with very explicit ads I would suggest you look somewhere else. On to the next.

[QUOTE=FunForAll553;6678501]Is this Sophia you've mentioned real thin with many tattoos?[/QUOTE]No, she's a bit bigger and older. Giant nipples though.

Eastern Massage on 4th Plain.

Name: Luka / Luna and later said Nana.

May be mid 30's. Young for me LOL.

But definitely very good.

[QUOTE=Safrony42;6676211]Looking for a skinny young spinner with tiny tits for FS this week. They move around. Can you help? Please PM.

Thanks Genta![/QUOTE]