Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Laymedown1; 1425142]I began to calculate how much money was spent between an MP vs Escort.

MP: Door Fee is about 60-80 + tip depending on service for CBBBJ or GFE 80-120

All totaling about 140-200. The other downside you may have Ms. Ugly or Ms. Not So Hot service you.

Escort: You pretty much know what you are getting for 80-150 tops. The variety and service is more focused to your needs.

Savings: 50-100 depending on service provider.

Escort has won my confidence at this point and does it make sense?[/QUOTE]Makes a lot of sense. I've been an AMP man for a while due to safety / sting concerns. Its definitely more expensive. Much better to see a provider that can be verified as "safe" from trusted members. Recedntly expanded my horizon away from AMPs and now my coin goes further.

[QUOTE=Pinoboy;1423407]Who gives a shit if your I'd shows up on their records? There's nothing illegal about visiting an AMP! Stop being so damn paranoid![/QUOTE]The risk versus reward is not worth it. No it is not illegal to visit MP but these out are usually tied to organized crime with that comes blackmail, identity theft and other things I cannot think of right now. Why risk it? Hell I do not even park in the establishment's lot (car license recreation). My advice is to always stay incognito and be safe.

[QUOTE=BobJones2011;1426039]The risk versus reward is not worth it. No it is not illegal to visit MP but these out are usually tied to organized crime with that comes blackmail, identity theft and other things I cannot think of right now. Why risk it? Hell I do not even park in the establishment's lot (car license recreation). My advice is to always stay incognito and be safe.[/QUOTE]I know the owners of a several Korean AMPs in Florida and elsewhere around the country and they absoluely aren't associated with organized crime. Just individual ladies trying to make money to provide for their families. Some guys are owners too, definately not me, but it's the same situation. Perhaps in other metropolitan areas or other ethnicities (I. E. The Chinese AMPs) the crime link may exist but it isn't the case with the K-girls around here.

On a more useful note as it relates to massage options, I re-visited Miss May (Chinese AMP on Bumby south of Colonial) because a friend told me he was having great experiences there and I was dissapointed to find it is still staffed with old gals. Good quality massage but I wasn't interested in pursuing the additional services options. I had even asked my friend about the therapists age. Oh well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I made an appt. With Tanya the Ukrainian massage therapist in Waterford. She gives a good massage, she is very attactive. The end was self-service, with her hands teasing areas. There was no roaming, other than her butt. It was very relaxing, I would repeat!

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1425724]Makes a lot of sense. I've been an AMP man for a while due to safety / sting concerns. Its definitely more expensive. Much better to see a provider that can be verified as "safe" from trusted members. Recedntly expanded my horizon away from AMPs and now my coin goes further.[/QUOTE]I'll just chime in with my two cents here. I've done AMPs for the past year or so since its much harder to be accused of a crime. But I don't have a group of escorts in my phone that are that low a price, the only regulars I've seen were $300 (agency girls). I had a few a couple of years ago that were under $200. But haven't been that involved lately. And honestly, they weren't anything to write home about but good times. If I had regulars that were $200 or less, I'd stick with them like I did before. But without trusted regulars, I give the AMPs my vote. With trusted regulars at reasonable prices, I'd probably go that route.

Saw Mia the other day on East Colonial near the executive airport. She worked at Aday4you at one time. She gave an excellent massage. Would recommend.

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[QUOTE=BobJones2011;1426039]The risk versus reward is not worth it. No it is not illegal to visit MP but these out are usually tied to organized crime with that comes blackmail, identity theft and other things I cannot think of right now. Why risk it? Hell I do not even park in the establishment's lot (car license recreation). My advice is to always stay incognito and be safe.[/QUOTE]PinoBoy, it also not illegal to "visit" your local Crack-House. Has your crack dealer expanded his business to now accept Discover or is is he still only acccepting Visa? Pino, Don't be so paranoid, you feel so safe using your CC for any escort / AMP service there's no difference using it for a drug dealer. Don't worry about a thing, when it doubt, wip it out and run it thru the scanner all day long! Also please type in your 3 digit verification code, it's all good! Oh and also please write down your DOB and SSN while your at it. Don't be so paranoid, trust them all Pino.

Listen to BobJ2011, he knows what he's talking about.

SP

[QUOTE=Funboy22;1427016]I'll just chime in with my two cents here. I've done AMPs for the past year or so since its much harder to be accused of a crime. But I don't have a group of escorts in my phone that are that low a price, the only regulars I've seen were $300 (agency girls). I had a few a couple of years ago that were under $200. But haven't been that involved lately. And honestly, they weren't anything to write home about but good times. If I had regulars that were $200 or less, I'd stick with them like I did before. But without trusted regulars, I give the AMPs my vote. With trusted regulars at reasonable prices, I'd probably go that route.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. I have been a real regular for the past 2 plus years of our local AMPs and find a MORE relaxed atmosphere. However, I do wish there was a little more on the menus, even though I have thoroughly enjoyed my time at the AMPs. The "teasing" and the challenge of seeing how far you can go with some of these ladies is exciting. The AMPs in Jacksonville do offer a varied menu and will provide "everything" you could ask for and much more. There are a few ladies locally that are willing to work at the $$ price, and they are great fun, however most are not conveniently located for me.

My back was hurting today and I wasn't in the mood for a long drive so I stopped by B Spa which is in my neck of the woods.

I'd been there before, but there was a new lady today. Chinese, in her late 40s, perhaps even early 50s. A 4/10 on my scale, which didn't bode well. Her breath reeked horribly of cigarette smoke, which I really hate. Also what didn't bode well was her outfit of jeans and a modest shirt.

The hourly rate has dropped to. 70 including table shower, which is what I opted for. During the table shower she avoided the fun areas, and I'm now thinking,"uh oh."

Massage was okay. She had some massage experience and knew how to find the knots but only but in a mid-level of effort at working on them. I'd grade the massage as a B / B.

Then came the flip and she just kept massaging the front. A few teasing brushes throughout kept me wondering until the end when she said,"okay, all done."

If she had been better looking I might have said something in hopes of more. I tipped. 20 because I wasn't in the mood for a hassle on leaving. She was happy with it and I left.

Went to Miss May's this week. Saw Linda. 30ish thin. Ok massage but nothing else on the menu. Previous visits saw Lulu mid 30'S with a great rack. Very playful and friendly. Gives a great table shower. No up sell just got down to it. Have learned my lesson will call ahead to make sure Lulu is available.

Rob

Did any AMP get hit yesterday? Looks like it from a mugshot yesterday!

Yes they changed owners, and let the girls go.

[QUOTE=HungInOrlando;1420711]I could have sworn I saw some posts on BP indicating they'd changed ownership just recently, and are now (what appreas to be) a traditional AMP. Haven't checked it out yet, went once before and it was non-asians and the place smelled and the massage sucked.[/QUOTE]Stopped by twice. Saw the new lady who runs the place, and [B]RAN[/B] Out of there. (Old, Heavy, Smoking Cigerettes, Just Ugly). OMG. She would make U-turn Queer! (is that possible?)

Yicks. So many other places. So much better! . Go to B-Spa or YuYu, both only a mile or two away instead! At least there they may not speak English, but they will have thier own teeth!

[QUOTE=Barolo;1429371]Did any AMP get hit yesterday? Looks like it from a mugshot yesterday![/QUOTE]Looks like 2 AMP-type ladies got busted yesterday. One for prostitution the other for pot.

I thought I'd been to just about all of the AMPs in the area at least once but I don't recognize either of them.

If anyone does recognize them it would be nice to know which AMP (if either of them worked at one) they were at as a place to avoid for the time being.

[QUOTE=Robd52; 1429318]Went to Miss May's this week. Saw Linda. 30ish thin. Ok massage but nothing else on the menu. Previous visits saw Lulu mid 30'S with a great rack. Very playful and friendly. Gives a great table shower. No up sell just got down to it. Have learned my lesson will call ahead to make sure Lulu is available.

Rob[/QUOTE]Hey Rob,

The lady with the great rack at Miss May is Lucy, not Lulu. Lulu is the saran wrap queen over at Asian Flowers. Just thought I'd clarify for you so when you called you made sure you got the right person.

Cheers

Finally got to see Nikki, the blonde that works with Joan.

The good:

This girl is fucking hot. If you're into the college cheerleader fatasy this is the girl you want to see. That's not typically my type but I would still say Nikki is the most physically attractive provider I've seen.

Very pleasant personality. Seamed intelligent. Can hold a hold good conversation. Immediately put me at ease. Comes across as a basically sweet girl. Not at all bit chy like most really attractive women tend to be.

She allowed my hands free rein to explore that beautiful body.

The bad:

If quality of the massage is actually important to you look elsewhere. Perfunctory rub at best.

Limited to menu. While she may work with Joan they do not provide same services. And while still reasonably priced I paid more to Nikki and got less than typical with Joan.

This is the one that kills me to say because she seems like a sweet kid but the finish was for lack of a better word, boring. I don't know if we just didn't click, no chemistry, bad day or what but I was actually bored having this gorgeous creature handling me. Never saw that coming. She was very mechnanical with the deed and while pleasant also somewhat distant.

I know it breaks the rules to go back after a bad experience but I think Nikki is hot enough to give it another chance. But as for now I just had a blah experience with her.