Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks for the review.

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[QUOTE=MarkWa;4244185]Had received a recommendation for Lywanna from another member so decided to give her a visit. Very pleasant person from the moment we started talking when I walked in. She gave a very nice and firm massage on my back. On the flip she also treated me right. I would recommend and will return when my schedule will allow. $40/$40 for the half hour standard.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review.

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[QUOTE=Tomalen23;4244122][URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/123203[/URL]

"Katie"- has amazing reviews- but, my take:

Pros:
Good massage.
Ok looking.

Cons:
Was smoking her e-cig and chugging a 2 liter pop bottle throughout the session!
Would let me touch her boobs- "off limits".

Not going back.[/QUOTE]

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244846]Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Where was this at NJ?

[QUOTE=Pete3854;4208517]I saw Kyra the other day, did a walk in for an hour long appointment. She is very attractive as all you guys say, but that is where the comparisons end. She wanted ME to do my own happy ending and she was done in 30 minutes. That's strike two on this place. I have seen Haley in the past and she was great. Saw the little blonde Wynter there awhile back when she worked there and she also scooted me out the door with 30 minutes remaining. I have read some of their ads in the past claiming that you get your full time, well that just is not true whatsoever.[/QUOTE]I saw kyra- hour session ended in 25 min.

Job well done but she was pissed at the $40 tip on top of $80 she charged me for the "hour".

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244846]Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I feel your pain. Same thing happened to me two weeks in a row. I call the night before, they know me, I schedule with her and even tell them to be sure to tell her. I show up ten minutes before they open so I sit in my car and wait. Some dude pulls up, walks in and gets my spot. Pissed me off. When I asked the manager about it she says never turns a customer away. I said you just did. I too said Fuck it and left.

What's the point of making an appointment if they don't honor it? They probably get stood up a lot.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4244852]Where was this at NJ?[/QUOTE]It's in my post title LTL. The Real Massage on 44th west of Breton Ave.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244910]It's in my post title LTL. The Real Massage on 44th west of Breton Ave.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I wasn't familiar with that name.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244846]Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.[/QUOTE]What is the name of the new lady with the vise grip HJ?

[QUOTE=Misunderstood;4242918]I wish I wasn't on the "do not see list" and menu was alittle more open[/QUOTE]I think I'm on the do not see list too.

She was a friend of mine on Facebook.

One day she took a selfie, lifting her shirt to show off her six pack abs, I made a comment and Poof Blocked forever.
Learned my lesson, just hit like and jerk off without saying a word.

I didn't think a girl showing off her 6 pack would be so sensitive about comments. I think I posted "Want Some". It was a long time ago, I'm not sure if she still has the 6 pack abs.

Looks like Aliese is giving you a second chance, please report back on those abs.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244846]Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Jade can help you through the pain of abuse and neglect from your your visit to Real Massage.

I sent you a special password so she knows you're the one that needs extra attention.

Those tits are amazing. They're so firm, They stand straight up while lying on her back. Definitely worth a squeeze or two.

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[QUOTE=Benz1;4245224]I think I'm on the do not see list too.

She was a friend of mine on Facebook.

One day she took a selfie, lifting her shirt to show off her six pack abs, I made a comment and Poof Blocked forever.
Learned my lesson, just hit like and jerk off without saying a word.

I didn't think a girl showing off her 6 pack would be so sensitive about comments. I think I posted "Want Some". It was a long time ago, I'm not sure if she still has the 6 pack abs.

Looks like Aliese is giving you a second chance, please report back on those abs.[/QUOTE]Similar situation here, and from I have gathered from other reports her menu is some what closed minded and lackluster not to mention I would it's over priced for what my utr does it for. I haven't partaken in her "sister" jersey shore. But I will assume they provide same dream. I figured that my cash isn't green enough. I did pm her and see if we can come up with something.

This is Loving Laurie.

I have been away for about 4 months, had lost my phone.

And all contacts.

I need to make sure my regular guys are ok to let them.

Know iam still here for them.

Iam waiting to see them and to be the Loving laurie that loved to massage all there hard muscle to pure relaxing state with my organic coconut oill.

So if any of my guys read this please.

Leave me a text message on profile text message.

I want to give what my guys need and want very Happy endings.

[QUOTE=Tomalen23;4244857]I saw kyra- hour session ended in 25 min.

Job well done but she was pissed at the $40 tip on top of $80 she charged me for the "hour".[/QUOTE]To be fair, Haley DID reach out to me here and wanted me to give Kyra a chance to make it up to me. I passed. Haley is the only one there I have ever seen that has not shorted me on time. She owns the place, but continues to let it happen. I will never be patronizing her place again. Have seen great reviews on Jade there. But just can't bring myself to step foot in there again, no matter how good the coffee is.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4244846]Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.[/QUOTE]This happened to me at Pacific a few times, I told Kiet that he lost a customer, and I was a three times a month regular. No such thing as customer service in this industry.