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The other day was driving around downtown St. Petersburg on 4th and saw Selena walking on 9th Ave and. Selena is 35 years old, long brunette hair, curvy, Italian and looked really good. Gave me a decent BBBJCIM with spit car session and might go FS with her next time.
Appearance 8/10.
Performance 9/10.
Personality 8/10.
Would repeat and have digits for seniors.
Peace.
Tort.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2350350]This lube central station was mostly utr, but now they're in the Michelin Guide with a 5 Pythons rating! I imagine the Deputy Snotdrizzle posse will be snooping around more often. Hell; he's probably jealous he can't partake? The undercovers can bring their vehicles in because no one will know?[/QUOTE]To bring you the top 5 lube songs of all time.
All you need is lube ,The Beatles.
Where did our lube go?, Supremes.
Lube me tender, Elvis.
Where is the lube? Black eyed peas.
I'll do anything for lube, but I won't do that, Meatloaf.
Now back to our regular scheduled thread.
Is Britney the worst possible harlot walking the stroll?
Does Deb have a kinder gentler monger, Captain taking care of her?
Can I purchase Viagra at the Knights Inn pharmacy?
[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2350932]To bring you the top 5 lube songs of all time.
All you need is lube ,The Beatles.
Where did our lube go?, Supremes.
Lube me tender, Elvis.
Where is the lube? Black eyed peas.
I'll do anything for lube, but I won't do that, Meatloaf.
Now back to our regular scheduled thread.
Is Britney the worst possible harlot walking the stroll?
Does Deb have a kinder gentler monger, Captain taking care of her?
Can I purchase Viagra at the Knights Inn pharmacy?[/QUOTE]But like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde she has a hidden Komodo Dragon side. Catch her on the snarly sabre-toothed strumpet side and you'll be sorry!! Little Deb is as useful as a Sony Betamax and if she has a captain I feel sorry for his DUMB azz!! Viagra will be over priced there!
Now as you were saying:
Won't get lubed again. The Who.
Marty's got a sleezebox. The Who.
Hard days lube. Beatles.
Careful with that lube Marty. Pink Floyd.
Burnt weenie sandwich. Frank Zappa.
Lick my decals off baby. Captain Beefhart.
Born to be lubed. Steppenwolf.
Saw nothing at all on 4th Street and only stupid Alyson at the Hess. Did see one other lady at Hess, but white unmarked crown vic was watching from the Cedar parking lot. 9th Ave between 16th and 4th Streets had Dee and a few other uninteresting hags. Gateway and Haines had too many snot-nosed po po riding and hiding all over. Lucky for phone #'s or I'd be blue bawled. Got crazy Jessi to bob for pythons and she was a very good girl. Her bf is away so she needed some serious python love and mamba milk to cheer her up. She'll be walking sometimes and probably south of the hump. She really needs a good captain, but she's an impossible vessel to control.
It is not and shall never be my intention to draw unwanted attention to our feeding grounds. Our objective is our common thread. With our folly comes a stand-down, no fly zone there.
But as long as we're having fun.
Brenda lee's commin on strong. Forget the golden earring, she want a pearl necklass.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAvrBsp_ULU[/URL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFC8AESZAfk
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2349485]Are names we need to patent for this revolutionary new cumcept in auto maintenance. 'When's the last time you had your mamba milked' the scantily-clad female attendant would inquire?? She'd inform the lucky gent that along with Penzoil for the vehicle, the man milk needs to be changed as well. You've only got one python and it needs to be stroked and drained regularly. They would have a complete schedule of cobra creaming possibilities including the Greek method for inquiring pythons. Marty is a genius and he has no idea!
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCzaycnuec[/URL][/QUOTE]Again, Ram Man. Cudos. Lets get that RV in gear!
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2349485]Are names we need to patent for this revolutionary new cumcept in auto maintenance. 'When's the last time you had your mamba milked' the scantily-clad female attendant would inquire?? She'd inform the lucky gent that along with Penzoil for the vehicle, the man milk needs to be changed as well. You've only got one python and it needs to be stroked and drained regularly. They would have a complete schedule of cobra creaming possibilities including the Greek method for inquiring pythons. Marty is a genius and he has no idea!
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCzaycnuec[/URL][/QUOTE]I used to be in Orlando Forum for many years. Now I frequentl check Pasco and Tampa forum. St Pete forum is the best because our chief, PR has a great of sense of humor. We all know mondering is a stressful thing to do due to the popo sting and harlot run.
Away without serving our phython or bite back. With periodical fun video from youtube and a lot of joking, we enjoy reading St Pete SW forum while we reporting finding new harlot.
Go, St Pete forum!
Xx.
[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2351177]I used to be in Orlando Forum for many years. Now I frequentl check Pasco and Tampa forum. St Pete forum is the best because our chief, PR has a great of sense of humor. We all know mondering is a stressful thing to do due to the popo sting and harlot run.
Away without serving our phython or bite back. With periodical fun video from youtube and a lot of joking, we enjoy reading St Pete SW forum while we reporting finding new harlot.
Go, St Pete forum!
Xx.[/QUOTE]This is the most entertaining forum out there, I look forward to browsing every day.
Thanks Mr Rammer!!
[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2351091]It is not and shall never be my intention to draw unwanted attention to our feeding grounds. Our objective is our common thread. With our folly comes a stand-down, no fly zone there.
But as long as we're having fun.
Brenda lee's commin on strong. Forget the golden earring, she want a pearl necklass.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAvrBsp_ULU[/URL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFC8AESZAfk[/QUOTE]My 8 minute BJ's going thru the Hess car wash. Not only is it the ultimate in multi tasking, I'm confident LEO will not Be knocking on my window!
[QUOTE=Bajingo;2349083]Now that is even better! If I can get my nut butter and some Pennzoil all in one blast, I will be getting a real deal with some pressure relieved and the tires inflated. I can tell you the Marty Mechanic man has glasses and a bushy mustache and the way he tells me he feeds it from the gash dressing from the sweet meat walking around. He laughed when I told him hes the Haines Road Hoe Monitor!
I saw 2 of them leave as I was talking but they were both in rough looking shape. Marty the Mechanic whistles louder than me so he was having a blast. I almost want to buy a car from the guy so I can get it worked on every day.[/QUOTE]At Marty's Body Shop! As I cruised the barren streets from 2-5 AM this morning, I noticed how dead the shop was. Just like a regular straight enterprise, Marty has strict hours it would appear. Sometimes he deviates and conducts the orchestra late, but he's a sunshine kinda guy. His women get their beauty sleep and wake refreshed. Years ago Marty ran a shop on 66th between 34th Street and Haines, but it was small potatoes. He's big time now and pimpin in the same league as Dolemite. I think my new nick name for him will be DOLEWHITE!! 'Dolewhite's my name; pimpin's my game'.
Ok I'm with you now as I remember when Marty was down at the garage with the fence around it. The girls would work out of the trailer in the back. Its was like camping on 34st. I saw Kasey working that money maker and playing hop a hoe scotch with the cars.
Trying to get her in my car was like swatting a fly she was back and forth across Haines. I gave up I made to many you -turns.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2351484]At Marty's Body Shop! As I cruised the barren streets from 2-5 AM this morning, I noticed how dead the shop was. Just like a regular straight enterprise, Marty has strict hours it would appear. Sometimes he deviates and conducts the orchestra late, but he's a sunshine kinda guy. His women get their beauty sleep and wake refreshed. Years ago Marty ran a shop on 66th between 34th Street and Haines, but it was small potatoes. He's big time now and pimpin in the same league as Dolemite. I think my new nick name for him will be DOLEWHITE!! 'Dolewhite's my name; pimpin's my game'.[/QUOTE]
From 1 to 5 PM the area was a bit deserted; all of 'them at Gasparilla? Only found Tammy who walks Haines to up 54th then down past the trailer courts. Standard rate of. 2 for a BBBJ. No Uncle around, the area; 62nd area empty. Stay safe.
[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2351772]From 1 to 5 PM the area was a bit deserted; all of 'them at Gasparilla? Only found Tammy who walks Haines to up 54th then down past the trailer courts. Standard rate of. 2 for a BBBJ. No Uncle around, the area; 62nd area empty. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I did some mid afternoon recon and it was like a ghost town. Marty was seated on the steps of the house a bit south of his. Looked like he was waiting for a pharmacist friend or a pizza delivery. 34th Street from 5th - 17th Ave had some decent activity and even saw Char near the Budget Inn.
[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2351772]From 1 to 5 PM the area was a bit deserted; all of 'them at Gasparilla? Only found Tammy who walks Haines to up 54th then down past the trailer courts. Standard rate of. 2 for a BBBJ. No Uncle around, the area; 62nd area empty. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Had them stacked up in his Lube shop. Brenda, Brittany, Cupcake, Kasey, Drea (Andrea), and Carman with black hair and huge bolt-ons. Cupcake is the tall looney bird, reminicent of Joe Cocker (spastic movements). Hadn't slept in 9 days. She flaked out about 1:30 and flew the coup. PoPo picked her up at the laundrymat. Had to be 6-8 of them. Then the had the Fire department come over with a huge truck to take her away. Quite a scene.
Met Crystal around 11:30 pm taking a stroll behind the Hess on 34th st. 27 years old, nice girl. Took her back to the love shack for some fun. She's all natural for those that like an old school Bush and also had nice titties. Good dt skills and gave a no rush bbbjcimws.
Didn't get digits but would repeat.
Tonto.