Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=davek;1347384]Think you misunderstand. Just was comparing my normal cost vs what I originally thought was a higher number. As you already know Ana is happy with the tip I mentioned I giive[/QUOTE]I wasnt being nasty. Tip whatever, she's cool. Get while you can before the assholes go for more and either don't tip or leave her a 20. They ruin every single place with that crap. Good part is they can never go twice. I only mentioned her cause I'm done and found new spots so talking about her was ok with me. She needs the money too. I have another place I will be releasing soon, don't anyone bother to ask me before the release date.

BTW has anyone been to 440 fair and tried the new old ladies that are there?

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1347314]You know the going rates for tips. If you tip less you better believe she will remember and if you go back don't expect good treatment. Thats always been the game. You can give her a bit less without bothering her. If you want to be cheap go to mexico or a foot massage place.[/QUOTE]Just want to set the record clear. I originally asked for a half hour, she ran over about 20 minutes. She tried to give me a BBBJ. I told her no thank you (I don't share body fluids with strangers) and told her a handy would be ok. She got AMP prices for the service and the time. In fact at a hundo I was slightly generous. I might add she was very happy with the tip. I should mention that for a woman in her mid 50's and not on a weight watchers diet she was well paid. I have always tipped well even at times when a good tip was not required. Mary is a nice girl and got the job done and I do appreciate the referrals. However for me it is a one time event. Bud

Sounds like you gave a so so tip at best and are just trying to make yourself feel better for your so so tip. I don't really care what you tip, but justifying yourself is just wrong.

[QUOTE=Bud For U;1347598]Just want to set the record clear. I originally asked for a half hour, she ran over about 20 minutes. She tried to give me a BBBJ. I told her no thank you (I don't share body fluids with strangers) and told her a handy would be ok. She got AMP prices for the service and the time. In fact at a hundo I was slightly generous. I might add she was very happy with the tip. I should mention that for a woman in her mid 50's and not on a weight watchers diet she was well paid. I have always tipped well even at times when a good tip was not required. Mary is a nice girl and got the job done and I do appreciate the referrals. However for me it is a one time event. Bud[/QUOTE]

Well I had an interesting time at #4 on Brookhurst. I went up towards the door, but another of us, tall and with a well-developed gut, was going in. I waited ten minutes and then rang the bell. Too bad, busy, so I guess there was just one provider there.

I went back the next week. 'Felicia' came to the door. I had prepared. 4 for the house and $ for the girl, and as is my practice that's all I had in my pockets. (Also, I think she said 'Felicia, ' but she sounds like the 'Claudia' reviewed in a November post here.)

She said, 'Are you sure you're in the right place? ' (Never heard that before.) 'Yes! ' I guess I don't look typical. I gave her the. 4 and she said it was. 5. Odd, because the posts from a month or two before indicated it was. 4, but oh well. I told her I needed to go back to my car for another ten. She was troubled at that. I said, all I have is $.4, .4 for the massage and $ for the girl. 'OK, give me everything now, ' and she stuck out her hand. Her eyes are so fetching, tugging me towards her so much, that I suspend judgment and give her all 14 Hamiltons. I recalled that back in July 2009 that I got this request at the Animal Clinic #4, and things there didn't go quite like I wished. But, I was hooked by those eyes.

This time, no problem. She put me in the room by the front door, came back in a few minutes, gave me maybe 3 minutes of back massage, then went for my equipment from the back. I tensed as all my nerves fired off. She told me to flip, and off came her dress, and everything else. Cover went on with her lips, CBJ, and then she told me we'll do doggie.

I actually had done doggie just once before, in the mid 80's, with Lindsey, really a Dutch girl named Leintje, at the Shamrock Ranch on US 95. I can't say I liked that doggie much, but Lindsey was so interesting to talk with about sex and life that I didn't really care.

This time, 'Felicia' put her rear in the air and instead of having her weight on her hands, she bent down with her head on the pillow. Somehow this made her inner folds roll against me all the more, and I came in no time. She moaned ever so slightly right at the end.

In doing mish, having my eyes near the girl's eyes and my heart next to her heart, helps me feel connected. Here in doggie, oddly, with the rest of the body so distant, it seemed like I concentrated just on her welcoming vaginal rolls, and I felt close in a newly different way.

Midway through I started to pull out and gently suggested mish, but she didn't want to. Cleaning up and hugging me, she seemed to try to avoid breast contact. I had the feeling she might have been sore from a recent operation, too bad.

She said she worked just Thursday and Friday.

This was back at the end of September, and I can't believe three months have passed. So much for my good intentions of posting promptly, I guess. Hope this post isn't completely useless.

Also, I see it's three years plus a couple of days since I returned to the hobby, after a nineteen-year absence. Again, thanks to all my brothers on this board, who have helped make my life happier with detailed and intriguing posts.

-Lift Her Up

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up; 1349051]I went back the next week. 'Felicia' came to the door. I had prepared. 4 for the house and $ for the girl, and as is my practice that's all I had in my pockets. (Also, I think she said 'Felicia, ' but she sounds like the 'Claudia' reviewed in a November post here.)

-Lift Her Up[/QUOTE]You must be talking about my review last month. Claudia also quoted me. 5 for the house fee, but told me that she only works on Friday. Man, she was so hot.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1342598]Hint* Nadia Nadia Nadia[/QUOTE]Went to lakeview at lunch today. Asked for Nadia or Ana. Lady at the front (turned out to be Ana) said I would have Nadia. She shows up in the room and asked how I heard about her. I said a friend suggested her. Well, that didn't go over well. She said her name was Natalie and not Nadia and asked if this was on the Internet etc. I said a forum but couldn't remember the site. She asked if it was mpreview and I said no. I said all the comments were good, she insisted they were wrong and. Ouldnt get her name right. I said I'm sorry if I offended you and we went through a normal massage. Zero Teasing or hint of it etc. She was very pretty though and had a wonderful rack, I wish I could've seen.

Tipped her 20 and left. Should have kept it though. Will not repeat. Apparently I got on her bad side. I've never had a problem like that before but I've never asked for a specific girl or been interrogated either.

Not sure what is up with Nadia / Natalie. Anyone?

Afternoon Gents.

Dormant poster. Mostly PMs for me these days. But I feel like talking.

Stanton AMP on Beach. Legit? I think not.

This place offers FS. See Linda and go 'prepared' and be persistent. Not creepy or pushy, just be straight and let her know what you REALLY want (of course YMMV). She's definitely a seasoned provider but tries to be legit I think. Was extra cautious about being over-heard while getting pounded.

HE and GFE is available with at least two girls (Jen ß Cute and LeeLee ßso so looking). Major kissing. DATY with Jen (Very tasty). Absolutely NO FS from either.

For good massage see Annie. She's newish, cute Viet (6. 5 face. 7 body, cool chick). Have been taking it charmingly-smooth with her. But haven't gotten anything *yet. She acts shy around big dick but I think she's also trying to appear legit. Will keep pressing.

Last Friday went to Paradise in GG. Have been itching for some Latina kitty. And did I get some.

Didn't get this girls name. But you would know who she was by that ASS! My goodness is was a nice Big ASS BOOTY! Great bolt-ons, Slim-ish waist. That's where is ended. Face was maybe a 5. She was DTF and straight up. But her service was toooooo mechanical and rushed and like a bad porn star. She fkd like a jack rabbit and tied her best to make me pop quick. But Surprise! I took that female for a ride and fkd the sheot out of her until I had like 30 seconds left. When it ended I asked her who I should see next time. She laughed BUT told me Heidi was VERY VERY HOT and I should check her out. I think I will.

Went to the AMP Day Spa down the street on GG. But the place looked renovated and no one answered the door. What's up with that?

Been a long time patron of the Brookhurst Print shop area. MMS is Jenny. Money hungry, but very cool with me and provides me anything I want. Gotten greek. 3somes, BBBJCIM, Rim jobs, you name it. And all from different and very cute spinners from various locations.

At Brookhurst, Tea is a little hottie with her bad ass tatt and hot body. So so GFE. STAY AWAY FROM KELLY OR HOLLY! Rushed, mechanical, and very poor service!

Frequented Harbor LMP in GG (ok service).

The newly listed AMP on Lincoln. Think the tall chick was Linda. HE only with roaming above panties and bra up. (Not so great service)

Oh forgot about this one. AMP in Anaheim. Euclid, North of Walmart, on West side of street. HE and FS available. CUTE older viet. Don't recall name.

This is rhetorical.

But what's up with the messages people leave saying 'Seasoned members only PM for more information. ' Just because people don't post, certainly doesn't mean they aren't *seasoned mongers.

I have never been denied information, but others could really save hard earned money from valuable intel.

Just my 2 cents.

Be safe. Always watch for surve illance vehicles

Please tell me you're talking about this one.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-we-here-to-please-you-come-and-let-us-rejuevenate-you-with-our-excellent-touch/19287560[/url]

[QUOTE=Just About Fun; 1351281]Afternoon Gents.

Dormant poster. Mostly PMs for me these days. But I feel like talking.

Stanton AMP on Beach. Legit? I think not.

This place offers FS. See Linda and go 'prepared' and be persistent. Not creepy or pushy, just be straight and let her know what you REALLY want (of course YMMV). She's definitely a seasoned provider but tries to be legit I think. Was extra cautious about being over-heard while getting pounded.

HE and GFE is available with at least two girls (Jen ß Cute and LeeLee ßso so looking). Major kissing. DATY with Jen (Very tasty). Absolutely NO FS from either.

For good massage see Annie. She's newish, cute Viet (6. 5 face. 7 body, cool chick). Have been taking it charmingly-smooth with her. But haven't gotten anything *yet. She acts shy around big dick but I think she's also trying to appear legit. Will keep pressing.[/QUOTE]

Nice report!

[QUOTE=Just About Fun; 1351281]Afternoon Gents.

Dormant poster. Mostly PMs for me these days. But I feel like talking.

Stanton AMP on Beach. Legit? I think not.

This place offers FS. See Linda and go 'prepared' and be persistent. Not creepy or pushy, just be straight and let her know what you REALLY want (of course YMMV). She's definitely a seasoned provider but tries to be legit I think. Was extra cautious about being over-heard while getting pounded.

HE and GFE is available with at least two girls (Jen ß Cute and LeeLee ßso so looking). Major kissing. DATY with Jen (Very tasty). Absolutely NO FS from either.

For good massage see Annie. She's newish, cute Viet (6. 5 face. 7 body, cool chick). Have been taking it charmingly-smooth with her. But haven't gotten anything *yet. She acts shy around big dick but I think she's also trying to appear legit. Will keep pressing.

Last Friday went to Paradise in GG. Have been itching for some Latina kitty. And did I get some.

Didn't get this girls name. But you would know who she was by that ASS! My goodness is was a nice Big ASS BOOTY! Great bolt-ons, Slim-ish waist. That's where is ended. Face was maybe a 5. She was DTF and straight up. But her service was toooooo mechanical and rushed and like a bad porn star. She fkd like a jack rabbit and tied her best to make me pop quick. But Surprise! I took that female for a ride and fkd the sheot out of her until I had like 30 seconds left. When it ended I asked her who I should see next time. She laughed BUT told me Heidi was VERY VERY HOT and I should check her out. I think I will.

Went to the AMP Day Spa down the street on GG. But the place looked renovated and no one answered the door. What's up with that?

Been a long time patron of the Brookhurst Print shop area. MMS is Jenny. Money hungry, but very cool with me and provides me anything I want. Gotten greek. 3somes, BBBJCIM, Rim jobs, you name it. And all from different and very cute spinners from various locations.

At Brookhurst, Tea is a little hottie with her bad ass tatt and hot body. So so GFE. STAY AWAY FROM KELLY OR HOLLY! Rushed, mechanical, and very poor service!

Frequented Harbor LMP in GG (ok service).

The newly listed AMP on Lincoln. Think the tall chick was Linda. HE only with roaming above panties and bra up. (Not so great service)

Oh forgot about this one. AMP in Anaheim. Euclid, North of Walmart, on West side of street. HE and FS available. CUTE older viet. Don't recall name.

This is rhetorical.

But what's up with the messages people leave saying 'Seasoned members only PM for more information. ' Just because people don't post, certainly doesn't mean they aren't *seasoned mongers.

I have never been denied information, but others could really save hard earned money from valuable intel.

Just my 2 cents.

Be safe. Always watch for surve illance vehicles[/QUOTE]

The one I'm referring to is closer to the 22.

I will be heading to that one soon tho.

If there is anything to be had there I'll find it.

But I'll of course have to pay my dues first I'm sure.

Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Gookster; 1351398]Please tell me you're talking about this one.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-we-here-to-please-you-come-and-let-us-rejuevenate-you-with-our-excellent-touch/19287560[/url][/QUOTE]

Dude, you did all that in one day? You STRONG!

[QUOTE=Just About Fun; 1351281]Afternoon Gents.

Dormant poster. Mostly PMs for me these days. But I feel like talking.

Stanton AMP on Beach. Legit? I think not.

This place offers FS. See Linda and go 'prepared' and be persistent...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gookster; 1351398]Please tell me you're talking about this one.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-we-here-to-please-you-come-and-let-us-rejuevenate-you-with-our-excellent-touch/19287560[/url][/QUOTE]Like I have been telling everyone. The girls that work at this MP were ex FS workers. But at this particular location they may give you a HE but other then that you're not really going to get much (YMMV). From at least 6 people I have talked to about this place it was all a fail. Just trying to let you guys knows and helping you guys save your money cause I also have been there myself and it wasn't that great. I would say the only good thing about this place is that if you visit the place 5 times the next one is free other than that they have a lousy massage and no extras. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Don't know if anyone has been there, didn't take the time to do the right research, in JW and headed there. They had a deal 2 girls for 120 (I saw adds for 2 for 100, but they were further away). Anyway got an Asian and Latino. Amy and Joshyln. One hell of a massage. Amy (Asian)! Does deep and quicker movements, Joshyln very slow and soothing. The two together. Awesom. Only bad thing is they wear a lot of clothes and they didn't come off! Joshyln said they wanted 60 a piece for the tip for a dual HJ, it was ok, you could feel around on them but clothes wouldn't come off. The massage itself A, the happy ending B. Total price for value be.

I left there and kept going up main since I had never been in this part of Irvine before. Saw 3 LSW, all were 7 or 8's. Long black hair, short minidress. I turned around but someone scooped her right in front of me. I didn't know what I was going to do, just left the AMP, but she was HOT. Two others hanging around and waving looking ready. Lucky for me I am here one more day!

If there are any other good places for LSW, please PM me, don't want to make Uncles job to easy LOL.

[QUOTE=Tgman;1351467]Nice report![/QUOTE]I am out here a couple more days and wiLl definitely benefit from your 411.

I know you are from out of town, but which shop were you at and, what part of Main St? SW on Main, even in SA are so rare, maybe Bristol, most often Harbor, Brookhurst, even First St, so when you said you saw 3 LSW, I have to ask for clarification. I am on Main in SA all the time and have never once seen a SW.

[QUOTE=Luknaround; 1352433]Don't know if anyone has been there, didn't take the time to do the right research, in JW and headed there. They had a deal 2 girls for 120 (I saw adds for 2 for 100, but they were further away). Anyway got an Asian and Latino. Amy and Joshyln. One hell of a massage. Amy (Asian)! Does deep and quicker movements, Joshyln very slow and soothing. The two together. Awesom. Only bad thing is they wear a lot of clothes and they didn't come off! Joshyln said they wanted 60 a piece for the tip for a dual HJ, it was ok, you could feel around on them but clothes wouldn't come off. The massage itself A, the happy ending B. Total price for value be.

I left there and kept going up main since I had never been in this part of Irvine before. Saw 3 LSW, all were 7 or 8's. Long black hair, short minidress. I turned around but someone scooped her right in front of me. I didn't know what I was going to do, just left the AMP, but she was HOT. Two others hanging around and waving looking ready. Lucky for me I am here one more day!

If there are any other good places for LSW, please PM me, don't want to make Uncles job to easy LOL.[/QUOTE]