Asking about escorts on the escort forum
[QUOTE=HappyGuy87;6605499]It gives you a number, search the number, cmon man its that easy. You'll get what your looking for. BTW did her with her friend about 3 years ago. Nothing spectacular, no I didn't do anal, hell no! It was more of her than with her friend, then she started bitching at her friend that she wasn't pulling her end of the deal LOL. I got what I came for. But fwiw, about 10 years ago she was thinner and not so sloppy, That was just pics then, as I never met her back then. [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/threesomes/41565687[/URL] And so you know, this link is dated also, can't even imagine what she looks like now.
Do a search on here too, she's been reviewed here too, alot back about 3 years+ ago. Doesn't do black guys but supposedly, did, or still does have a black boyfriend, go figure.
HG87.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the lesson in how to use search. Do you feel better now? I know I'm new to this forum, but I'm not an idiot. I did search her number, I did see that page on sumosearch. That's not that much more to go on. Like I said I searched here and thought a few forum posts were about her, but the links were dead so I wasn't sure. I am cautious about this stuff. I was just skeptical because dang, those rates are low, so I thought I'd ask. And look, it worked! Reams of info! And not all of it yelling at me for bothering the escort forum with questions about escorts! Also, she looks much the same as those pictures. Hasn't gained much weight but hasn't lost it either.
Thank you to everyone who replied. Even HappyGuy87. I'm not one to hold grudges about an offhand comment or two.
So I won't be accused of not contributing, I decided to take the plunge anyway, before my post even showed, and it was quite satisfactory. I wasn't expecting Cory Chase but she was cute if a bit chunky. The weight sits on her funny though. She has a gut, but fairly narrow hips for a woman and nowhere near the ass you'd expect. Completely shaved. We ended up finding a spot in the woods to take care of business since my Corolla hatchback isn't a handy size for car sex. And yeah, this isn't my first rodeo, I brought the paper towels and a blanket for the ground. I also brought a buttplug, which apparently was a new thing for her. She doesn't really know how to relax her asshole for anal, so I was having trouble getting in since a dog bounding out of the woods at one point scared away most of my boner. I asked her if I could try the plug on her to help loosen her up and give me a chance to recover more, which worked like a charm. Got her a bit more open and I was able to slide in after I took the plug out before she slammed shut again. Felt great, smelled nice, was willing to accommodate non-ideal circumstances; she was well worth it in my opinion. She's certainly not that skilled, but willing, warm, and no funny business were my primary criteria.
One thing I found odd was she refused to lick my balls when I asked (prior to the anal). No problem with bare cock and cum in her mouth but tongue on scrotum is a bridge too far. Weird. Still, it was a good time even with the dog. It was like being in high school again! At that price, I'll definitely see her again, though I may have to do some thinking about this cardate only thing. Maybe I can talk her into an outcall at some cheap lodging if I pick her up. Problem is Bayview is a long way from Appleton Ave or the motels in Franklin, so I don't know if she'd be willing to make such a drive. We'll see. If this ends up being a nice weather only sort of hookup, then so be it.
Ball sweat smells like old goat?
[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;6607976]Bottom line. I thought she was simply gross. She told me to meet her by the Pizza Hut on KK and Okla. She was wearing a baggy dirty top, pajama pants, flip flops with dirty socks. I should have drove away when I saw what was coming but I needed a pop. She smelled like a goat and old sweat. She had no personality and sort of bitchy. She took me to a spot where I wasn't comfortable and we almost got taught. She started working on me and I said stop. I'm done! She was the number one worst dates I've had in 30 years and I've had some bad ones. I almost reported about her by why waste completely good gigabytes. I know some of you enjoyed her but for a car date BJ, she is definitely a hard pass. I even blocked her number and I normally don't do that.[/QUOTE]Maybe that's why she changed her sack licking policy, it made her smell like an old goat. That really struck me as odd, since one of those old two girl ads specifically mentions how they would just go to town on your beanbag. She must have had a bad bag experience.
I do agree though, I think $40 for her BJ would be more than it is worth, especially with Red over on the west side sucking your soul out of your dick for $50. And maybe my opinion of $100 anal will change as I get more notches on the old bedpost, but I had fun. I'm sure some of you are more jaded and need a girl to fist you while pretending to be your 4th grade English teacher and shooting ping pong balls out of her pussy, but I just needed a warm lump to sodomize in the woods that looked enough like Ned Beatty for me to pretend I was one of the hillbillies in Deliverance.
I mean, we've all been there, right?
What are you talking about?
[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6609341]In actuality there is someone for everyone. She's been around quite a while. Search one leg, or peg, or IHOP. Perhaps severe body odor is a turn on? Fat ugly your thing? I had a gf that wanted to be raped (by me), maybe you want to be robbed by her manager? Cool! Maybe once you find out how nasty she is you would enjoy paying her to get out and walrus her way down the sidewalk as she's cussing you out? She's all yours! I will definitely be watching for your review Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Do you guys actually read anything before you post a comment? Because if you had you would've seen where I told the last person to avoid her because she is a thief! You are the second person telling me to avoid her when I told y'all to avoid the *****. LOL. Smh.
