Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hobbyness;2894151]Found this in another city thread I frequent, thought it might help some fellas here. It's about the same as any city or experience I've had in travels.

1. Admission is usually $40/50 for a half hour. Never buy an hour on your first visit. I've read countless stories of guys who bought the hour, pop unexpectedly early, then get rushed out after 20 minutes.

2. Sometimes the mama-san won't even sell you an hour. She will say sternly, "30 minutes. " That is a good clue for you. Legit places will sell you as much time as you want.

15. If the place has a shower, and offers it to you, take it. Even if you just showered at home. A) They know you aren't a cop, because a cop won't leave his paraphernalia in the room. B) I suspect that some places go through your pockets, which is a good thing. Just leave your cards, identification, etc. In your car, or bring them with you to the shower. Again, they want to know you aren't a cop. C) If the girl knows you are really clean, she is more likely to do more of the things you want.

[/QUOTE]Usually you have to pay for the hour to get the TS, correct? Really appreciate the opinions / advice.

This part gave me a laugh. My first experienced happened in a KAMP. I opened my wallet and showed my funds. By the time she was done with me, that gal had all of it. I've never brought my wallet since.

[QUOTE=Hobbyness;2894151]... Don't wave around a wad of money, ... If you open your wallet, remove $60, showing an obviously empty wallet, and hand it to her, chances are she'll be good with it. ..
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[QUOTE=InchLong;2894155]Linda was the only good looking one I went to see, but I got a pm that said she went to China. He mentioned a girl name Wanda but I have not seen yet.[/QUOTE]Wanda is smoking hot. Average massage, she stopped my OTC, so I didn't attempt a HE or table shower.

[QUOTE=JWSouth;2892309]Exactly what I've been looking for. Since I only get out to play infrequently, I'm totally willing to pay more towards an established relationship with a consistent provider who delivers! What area of Atlanta is she in? Any screening? Did you tip above the rates listed on her site (I'd assume so)?

Thanks for the info. Will def be getting in touch with her.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few years ago. With her YVMV because if she is into you. Much more can be had.

"6. Always let the girl initiate the action. Don't be grabby. If it's a sting (unlikely), that is bad news. Even if it isn't, the girl may view you as an a-hole, so service quality will go down."

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WRONG:

Only KAMP girls will initiate the action. I always grab some leg or Ass in a Chinese place to let them know why I am there and see what is available by their response.

Sorry Dude, you provide some wisdom in your essay, but #6 is the exact opposite in my experience.

As for an LE sting, when have they ever had an undercover Asian massage girl cop bust a monger?

The cops pose as mongers to catch the girls.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2893957]I was intrigued about nuru a few years ago so made an appointment with Goddess Athena. She still posts ads but I'm too lazy to look for them now. Anyway, she looked like an old hippie, had some candles burning and basically did some pretend nuru bullshit. I was in my underwear the whole time and she never took a shred of clothing off. Huge mistake.[/QUOTE]Yeah. The "nuru" nonsense probably would have suckered me in if it hadn't been for other monger bros calling it out for the scam that it virtually always is. Not to say there aren't awesome providers out there being the exceptions to the rule, but I don't have the time or $ to spend hunting them down. Better IMO to not take the bait.

[QUOTE=ParrotReborn;2893889]This is probably not meant for me but I'm just curious. What are high rates? What's the damage? Let me know please.[/QUOTE]I'm no seasoned expert, but $160-180 seems to be par for 1 hr with decent looking, not-batshit indies. I'd easily pay $250/ hr on a regular basis (eg, 1-2/ month) for an indy that checked off every last item on my wish list.

Always grab some ass or leg in a CAMP. In addition to what SunSin said, it also let's them know you're not a cop.

The other thing I disagree with is:

13. I don't usually tip poorly for poor service, in this arena. If I get the service, I pay the tip. I know this is stupid, since a bad HE gets the same tip as a decent HE, but I'm not going to quibble over 10 bucks with a girl who just spanked my monkey. It's bad karma, and really, you don't need the drama.

WTF? We've all read the discussions here about jackhammer technique, and pinching your cock right when you pop, and shit like that. They can do shit that actually has long term effects. And even if it's just a bad session, a good tip only encourages bad service. I can't disagree with this enough. Always tip well for good service, but never be afraid to tip low for bad service. Even no tip if it's that bad.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;2893869]No ambiguity in that parking lot.[/QUOTE]Nope, none whatsoever.

So, of course I went LOL.

Had a fanfuckingtastic 30 m session. I mean, seriously one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had at an AMP in my (admittedly short) time at this. Place was completely empty; literally seemed to be just me and my masseuse. Thin, early 40's-ish, glasses, not unattractive, and damn near a mute. Said maybe 20 words to me the whole time, I shit you not.

All legit, no teasing, but in my experience that's usually the way with a 30 m. Along with the fact that this is a Kaina spinoff, there's quite possibly a standing order to "no happy the hobbyists". Still, a new sign might pressure some of the established places into flexing their rules a bit more, so may be a rising tide all the same. 4+1 out the door.

[QUOTE=Smilies;2894118]Soo Relax: Young, cute, slightly thick girl. Saw another younger girl there too. Very sensual but completely legit with no signs.

A while back I was at Coco. Didn't even have to request it and left happy. Had a good conversation and she delighted to make it happen. YMMV.[/QUOTE]You'll never get extras at Soo Relax. Majority od Duluth is that way.

Stopped by to get a combo massage and the place was packed. Young receptionist said they have 20 employees. Unfotunately, she was the only cutie. Rest were dudes and fuglies. I got stuck with a short chubbo. One look at her and I shortened the session to just a footie.

Thanks guys for the feedback. I didn't write it, but thought worthwhile to share here as copy / paste. Didn't customize it for my routine.

Erik, personally I get the hour with TS, 30 minutes just isn't my preference. Several times received the ts first, fun in the room, then a quick 2nd ts if FS was had if we have extra few minutes. I haven't had a problem requesting 2nd TS on cleanup. Except places like Gold, of course.

Regarding the replies to that post.

For me personally, I always flirt a bit before the massage. Good eye contact and smile, compliments. If the girl needs some motivation during beginning of massage, I'll arch my back a bit when she massages lower back towards my ass. Compliment how wonderful she is doing, how good the massage is, etc. So while I'm not grabbing her ass, she knows what I want and it works for me. When she starts inner thigh I'll give her more access, just subtle body language without putting her off or making her think I want to rush and have her do the deed. If all else fails and she doesn't responds in some way to my advances, I'll hang an arm off the side of table and brush / slide my hand on her lower leg as she works her way around. Subtle, but I ask her if this is okay and if she says yes, start light massaging, tickling, etc. By that time I know what I'm getting into before the flip.

This has worked for me whether C or K AMP. Don't really grab her ass unless she shoves her kitty on my arm when I first rub her leg.

Anyway just thought that post from LAX was worth sharing here.

If ever you find yourself in Vegas, got a nuru TS at kamp with visiting. One of my favorite spots.

My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.

Anyone ever had any luck at Massage Angel in Roswell?

[QUOTE=ErikShawn;2895471]My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.[/QUOTE]I would have requested another girl after you met her.

Or either walked out.

Ask for Anna or Maggie the next time you're back at Harmony. They do a nice job cleaning junior in TS and finish with HE on the flip.

[QUOTE=ErikShawn;2895471]My patience is wearing thin with camps. So far I have been to 4 and gotten HE from only 1. This is starting to cost more than kamping, which I never did a lot of but there seems to be more of a guarantee there. Anyway I'll get to the details.

Stopped by Harmony on 141 and got some thick lady who didn't seem very enthusiastic. Opted for 1 h and TS first. On the flip she threw a washcloth over junior and didn't wash him at all. In the room I didn't use the towel and she threw a fuckin sheet over me. I felt like a corpse or something. Later when she got near my ass I told her she could remove the towel / sheet. She said, "No, you have to stay covered up". From this point on I knew there was no chance of HE. On the flip she had me completely covered up and did a little on my legs and that was it. No chest or belly rub or anything like that. On a positive note she did do a good number on my back and shoulders, so much that I was relaxed and tired afterwards. But I was really hoping for HE. They charged me $10 for the TS, and the total damage was 70/10. When I was leaving I saw another woman in bright green denim pants. She looked quite pleasant. Wish I had gotten her instead. Why am I having such bad luck? Seems like I'm not the only one though.

I might try Harmony's brazilian wax in a couple of weeks and see if she knows how to handle a stick.[/QUOTE]

I finally got chance to stop in. I saw Hanna nice looking girl with tight body the service was good. I will repeat only complaint Hanna has goosebumps for titts. I mean no titts at all but typical for most asian girls.

Thanks man. I think I'll have to learn to start calling these places ahead of time to make sure I see the right one. Sunset was where I left with blue balls, and I probably could've gotten something at Elite but the lady was old and wearing jeans, etc so I didn't hint at anything. I personally like the TS places, so I'm trying to find one of those I like. Might try my luck again at Sunset or call ahead for Anna / Maggie at Harmony. Amy from Barefoot is sounding good from a couple of recent reports on here.

The 1 camp I was able to score at was Health but (1) no TS and (2) didn't get to peek at anything.

Fine was my very first HE experience and I have yet to find anything to match it. It was end of last year and the girl was wearing a nice wrap with nothing underneath. Damn it was a true erotic massage. Sensual and everything and even the massage was killer. I was only there 30 minutes but it was like heaven. Maybe there's nothing like the first time LOL. Next time I went to Fine was after the new year and whoever I saw had a raspy smoker's voice and was older. Not a great experience at all. Then everything came crashing down in forsyth.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2895823]Save your money, try these, guaranteed at least a HJ. Some provide FS.

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If you can't succeed at those guaranteed places, then you're right, Kamp is your only way. 180 for 10 min will drain the wallet much quicker. Good Luck. 2nd to Last link is my favorite tho, she used to hate me now she kind of likes me LOL. anyhow, this is a few from my list of cheap hand job/bj/fs places.[/QUOTE]

I've had occasion to visit Massage Spring on Roswell Rd twice in the past couple of weeks. The first time I requested Lily as recommended by our esteemed colleague Mr. Inch. She gave a nice massage with some light touching of the butt that might or might not have been teasing. On the flip as she was finishing I pointed at my unit and asked if she would "finish this". She said no, that I should do it myself. I replied that I didn't want to do it myself, so why didn't we do it together? She thought this was hilarious and as we started an assisted HJ she kept chuckling "we do it together! After a couple minutes I took my hand away and she finished me nicely. Total damage 50/30.

A week or so later I was passing by and I decided to stop in. Lily wasn't there so I decided to go with the woman at the desk. Mary. Mary is decent looking and I'd guess she's in her 30's. She also gave a good massage with a little light tickling, almost-teasing along the butt. On the flip she massaged my chest, arms legs and face. I was waiting for some teasing or sign that a HE was on offer so as she was finishing I again pointed and asked if she would "help with this". She smiled and said that they only do massage and nothing else. Looking over some recent posts on this board, I think that I might have gotten more if I'd taken the initiative earlier in the massage rather than waiting for her. Either way, it was a good massage. I paid 50/10 and wasn't upset about it being legit.

OK, so everything that is said about Li's massage is true, it's a huge tease shop with DIY endings. Had original plans of going to buford hwy or piedmont for the AMP session but due to threatening weather and my mobility issues I decided to stay close to home and just go to Li's massage on windy hill. First trip I reported on I got Lilly (Lily). Today (Saturday) I drew Mia. Very cute, extremely sweet, tad bit chunky but just enough to hold on to and not enough to complain about. Started off with TS, she used the sponge which I prefer bare hands but oh well whatever. She washed every inch and looked down and said "oh nice" went back to room and I told her I wanted the very light touch (yes I'm an oddball, I don't go for a massage, I go to be touched, pampered etc.) the extremely light touch was very nice, she reached under and played with the boys and it felt amazing, she got up on table with me. On the flip she paid nice attention to my chest, nipples, I would rub her leg, butt, she told me to relax. She then took her hair and did like a feather type massage with her hair which straight up gave me chills. She asked if I was ok and I said yes. She could tell I was enjoying this. She did something that sort of caught me off guard, she put a towel over me then got up on top of me cg style and was grinding me. Had she had on leggings, skirt or underwear that'd felt great but she had on jeans. I think that's how she wanted me to finish but I wanted some type of hand motion she climbed off and oiled me up put my hand I told her to help, she massaged the boys gently while I did what I had to. She was a fun time despite the DIY. She said she works every day except Monday. I asked her if the Li's on Howell Mill was same ownership she said no just same name, but different owners. Nothing in the smyrna / marietta area compares to therapy plus we all know that, but for what it's worth I left happy even though I did most the work, she did help out. She said she was new to area and she was 31.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2895841]Yeah, but the girls are annoying there. My cent. Used to go when they had 40 for the hr specials.[/QUOTE]Can confirm. Went less than a month ago. Girl was a smoking hot butterface but all tease. That MA has been a professional tease factory for quite a while in my experience. Which means Inch probably nailed all of them while the rest of us stumble out with blue balls LOL.

[QUOTE=Wigglr123;2893356]Please post about your experience if you do go. I'm curious what else might be on the menu.[/QUOTE]I most certainly will, Wig.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2896346][URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5563877884.html[/URL]

This place?[/QUOTE]Yes. Mia said there were 4 girls who work there now.

[QUOTE=Smilies;2894118]Soo Relax: Young, cute, slightly thick girl. Saw another younger girl there too. Very sensual but completely legit with no signs.

A while back I was at Coco. Didn't even have to request it and left happy. Had a good conversation and she delighted to make it happen. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Was this Wendy at Coco? She replaced Alice. Zero English but she'll let you reach under her shirt for a minute.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2896601]Went, didn't get lucky but it was alright. Got a girl name Lila or Dalila, something like that, lots of teasing, sucked on my nipples, rubbed on my balls, kissed my stomach, wanted to kiss me but her breath was kicking, kept my mouth closed. Got to play with her tits under a little. Said she don't know how to do a HJ. I tried a few times to get her to do it, no dice for me. One of the Biggest tease I think I ever had, I was sure that she was just about to blow me, but nothing LOL. Mia was busy. At end she told me, sorry, left her 10 tip and told her sorry also. I'll probably go back in a few weeks or so tho. It was very, very sensual, but will make sure to try that Mia chick. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The session you received was very close to what I received with Mia. When Mia put the towel on me and got on top she left her jeans on so it wasn't as sexy as it could have been, that was really the biggest difference between what you got and what I got. You won't get a HJ or anything liket hat there you may get assistance with it but from your report, and my two visits being roughly in sync it's DIY.

Just read a couple of new reviews on RM, guess they are back open.

[QUOTE=Smyrnaguy1980;2897073]The session you received was very close to what I received with Mia. When Mia put the towel on me and got on top she left her jeans on so it wasn't as sexy as it could have been, that was really the biggest difference between what you got and what I got. You won't get a HJ or anything liket hat there you may get assistance with it but from your report, and my two visits being roughly in sync it's DIY.[/QUOTE]Good ole Li's Massage, or as I call it, Tease Massage. Definitely don't go see Lily (who owns the place) for a massage. At lease she hired more help. When I saw her for the 1st time a few months ago, she left the room 6 times (yea I counted; one time she was gone 5 minutes) to get the door or answer the phone. In the end it was DIY. A couple weeks later I went back (she convinced me, she said she give me 75 minutes for the price of one hour, plus she said I'd "leave happy") it was another DIY. She did blow on my nipples and my dick (from a distance) and whipped her hair on my chest for assistance. She occasionally sends me a text asking if I'm going to come back and see her. I straight up tell her "No because you don't do handjobs. " She told me she can't because it's illegal.

As far as DIY goes, you can play with my nipples and balls all you want, but if you're not stroking it, then you're not getting a big tip. It's like eating the potatoes and avoiding the meat (literally LOL). If I want DIY, I can stay at home and jerk off to happy tugs website or old school Minka videos for free on xvideos. However this Mia girl sounds interesting. I just want to see her because of the technique you mentioned which is something I've never seen or heard of.

Decided on Barefoot. This might be my last visit anywhere for a while because my funds are depleted I was looking for Amy, and she was free (well not free because it looked like she was in the back doing laundry). Paid 60 to pappy for TS (next time will not do TS). Probably the worst TS I've had and not worth it. She comes in and massages my backside but not for very long. I could tell she wasn't LMT so if I'm looking for that I definitely won't go here unless she ups her skills. Used a lot of pressure on the back with her arms and once even touched the starfish a bit. When I flipped over she started stretching my arms way too early. About 30-40 minutes in she started the HJ, so I guess it was HM (happy middle) instead of HE. Really nice technique and took her time, not too rushed. She was a little stubborn but I asked to see her boobs and put my mouth on them, and damn does she have some nice perky ones and nice nipples too. No sag on those things. Afterwards she got some hot towels and wiped me off. When she saw there was more time on the clock she started massaging my front-side again (sort of). About 5 minutes later I told her thank you, and I guess she thought I was done with her. Then we started chatting and had a 10-minute Engrish 101 session with her phone. She wanted to know if I lived nearby, was married, and was American. Maybe she was looking to get her green card or something. LOL. Somewhere in the Engrish lesson she said something that sounded like a fortune cookie quote: "It will come. " I was perplexed. What does it mean?! I suppose she meant FS, but I really am happy with HJ only. I thought about it the whole way home (45 minute ride for me). Sounded like a Chinese proverb LOL.

Although it was probably the worst massage ever for me it was still therapeutic because it's what I really needed. She was really sweet and a little flirty and overall very warming and welcoming. I really need that at this time in my life. Came home to finish a Kirkland pepperoni pizza along with a Terrapin Recreation Ale. Can't beat 50/30 for next visit.

Towards the end both Amy and I heard something in the room next to us. Sounded like someone was really getting it on. I think it startled her more than me.

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;2897272]Just read a couple of new reviews on RM, guess they are back open.[/QUOTE]I noticed that too but never saw the open sign on last week.

Anyone have info on Anna's Massage, Chalet Spa and Royal Spa? All in the Norcross / Peachtree corners area. The first one is off of Peachtree Parkway in the Goodwill shopping center and the other two are on Holcomb Bridge right before it becomes Jimmy Carter.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;2897386]Good ole Li's Massage, or as I call it, Tease Massage. Definitely don't go see Lily (who owns the place) for a massage. At lease she hired more help. When I saw her for the 1st time a few months ago, she left the room 6 times (yea I counted; one time she was gone 5 minutes) to get the door or answer the phone. In the end it was DIY. A couple weeks later I went back (she convinced me, she said she give me 75 minutes for the price of one hour, plus she said I'd "leave happy") it was another DIY. She did blow on my nipples and my dick (from a distance) and whipped her hair on my chest for assistance. She occasionally sends me a text asking if I'm going to come back and see her. I straight up tell her "No because you don't do handjobs. " She told me she can't because it's illegal.

As far as DIY goes, you can play with my nipples and balls all you want, but if you're not stroking it, then you're not getting a big tip. It's like eating the potatoes and avoiding the meat (literally LOL). If I want DIY, I can stay at home and jerk off to happy tugs website or old school Minka videos for free on xvideos. However this Mia girl sounds interesting. I just want to see her because of the technique you mentioned which is something I've never seen or heard of.[/QUOTE]It was still a DIY finish, but she made it fun, YMMV but I liked what I got.

Is Zen Thai strictly legit? Or are any extras on offer?

[QUOTE=Will333;2872196]Zen Thai. Thai massage on a mat. You're nude, she is not, and she'll stretch you out. Amazing massage. Very friendly attitude, can't recommend her enough. [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/beautiful-new-luxury-office-by-zen-thai/33015170[/URL].

My favorite massage is Linda at Yue. New place, Linda is attractive Chinese, maybe mid 20's (there's also an older woman there -- no idea what she offers). She'll work up a sweat working out your knots. Don't know where she trained, but she's very thorough. They've dropped their rates down to $50 [URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5535326615.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ErikShawn;2897661]Decided on Barefoot. This might be my last visit anywhere for a while because my funds are depleted I was looking for Amy, and she was free (well not free because it looked like she was in the back doing laundry). Paid 60 to pappy for TS (next time will not do TS). Probably the worst TS I've had and not worth it. She comes in and massages my backside but not for very long. I could tell she wasn't LMT so if I'm looking for that I definitely won't go here unless she ups her skills. Used a lot of pressure on the back with her arms and once even touched the starfish a bit. When I flipped over she started stretching my arms way too early. About 30-40 minutes in she started the HJ, so I guess it was HM (happy middle) instead of HE. Really nice technique and took her time, not too rushed. She was a little stubborn but I asked to see her boobs and put my mouth on them, and damn does she have some nice perky ones and nice nipples too. No sag on those things. Afterwards she got some hot towels and wiped me off. When she saw there was more time on the clock she started massaging my front-side again (sort of). About 5 minutes later I told her thank you, and I guess she thought I was done with her. Then we started chatting and had a 10-minute Engrish 101 session with her phone. She wanted to know if I lived nearby, was married, and was American. Maybe she was looking to get her green card or something. LOL. Somewhere in the Engrish lesson she said something that sounded like a fortune cookie quote: "It will come. " I was perplexed. What does it mean?! I suppose she meant FS, but I really am happy with HJ only. I thought about it the whole way home (45 minute ride for me). Sounded like a Chinese proverb LOL.

Although it was probably the worst massage ever for me it was still therapeutic because it's what I really needed. She was really sweet and a little flirty and overall very warming and welcoming. I really need that at this time in my life. Came home to finish a Kirkland pepperoni pizza along with a Terrapin Recreation Ale. Can't beat 50/30 for next visit.

Towards the end both Amy and I heard something in the room next to us. Sounded like someone was really getting it on. I think it startled her more than me.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Barefoot has a new owner and they have gone buck wild.

[QUOTE=Smyrnaguy1980;2897752]It was still a DIY finish, but she made it fun, YMMV but I liked what I got.[/QUOTE]I agree. It sounds like you had a fun time. That's why I want to try her out. Just saying in the end if it comes down to DIY, I'm still tip less than I would a normal HJ. However, the way you're talking, if it's that much fun, she'll get more LOL.