Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OldDawg;2667375]I swear to god, if I wasn't locked into my job for what seems like life, I would open a decent AMP in this city. Jesus Christ, is it that hard to get together a few exotic girls that like dick and money? It's really not that complicated, and my recent travels to Chicago have shown me that they are a thriving business in other cities, thank god, because they do tend to be cheaper in the long run than BP. What is the problem with STL? I've hobbied in this city for years and I can't figure it out.[/QUOTE]It has everything to do with the attitude of area LE. In cities where AMPs thrive, it's mainly due to either bribes or extortion. One Illinois city has full service AMPs advertising prominently in the sports section of the daily newspaper. Meanwhile, in Stl, weve seen places reported on this board as no-goes raided. It can change, but its a long process.

[QUOTE=Downyonder;2668568]Saw her last week as well and is GTG as noted in the other posts, very nice face, pretty good body, nice personality.[/QUOTE]How old would you say this Paula is, along with any of the other girls at SS? I hit up VIP recently and the woman who took care of me (Yoko) was definitely in her 40's, I'd prefer late 20's to early 30's. We may not be able to get that around here. (I need to get back to NYC and / or California!

Had a dream about Peking at KCMO. First thing came was Paper and Pen for details. That's strange!! Anyways, undressed with covered towel and continued to see what was in the menu. A masseuses in late 20's came and asked for what type massage I needed. Opted Medium and there you go. Massage was Fine with little teasing. Then on flip, Mr. John was covered. Removed the towel and asked for more. Answer was "No, boss will fire me". Not sure, to insist or not because I saw the boss was on the counter. Tried one more time but she was really afraid. Told her to focus ass massage then. She did it well with good teasing this time. Tipped well and left.

Not sure to repeat or not.

Went there this afternoon. Nothing to speak of. 40 for 30 minutes 60 for hour plus tip. This was my first time at Asian massage anywhere. On the flip she played with the boys but would not touch anything else so I had to diy while she played. She said next time come to the back door so no one sees me come I may have to try again to see if more on menu.

[QUOTE=FreightShaker1;2655917]Went to SS and they have a new girl Paula. Speaks pretty good inglesh. Very pretty face and nice body with some pretty nice bolt on. Good attitude and no rush. Takes directions well and was quite fun. She says she will be here till around Christmas. I have decided a few visits ago that when girl comes in and ask haf hour full hour that I give the full amount for time and tip. Its such a boner killer to be ready to play and start haggling. I always give them a hug and grab a ass cheek with each hand and ask are you going to take gooood care of me. If she says yeah bebe I give over the cash and get ready to enjoy. Sooo anyway Paula is Freightshaker approved.

Have fun and play nice boys![/QUOTE]I also saw Paula and had a nice session. Was somewhat fortuitous since I was at Fuji and was my first visit to an AMP, but apparently they were short of ladies at Fuji and "borrowed" Paula to do my massage. I recognized her name when she was introduced and breathed a sigh of relief. Was half worried that the mamasan there was going to do the whole session. Had to wait a bit while this was all arranged. I will try SS next time because I found the atmosphere at Fuji a bit disruptive. There were little dogs that yapped whenever someone came by, and a disruptive customer outside the room that the mamasan could not shut up. I will also remember to request a quiet room at the back wherever I go next time.

It seems like other area boards do not share or always play nice. Also seems like request for info via PM go unanswered. Anyway I assume that many here travel on business or pleasure. On a recent trip to Chi town I was looking at some reviews up there. Managed to get some hints on the boards but was not really close so I headed home. I stopped in Bloomington for Gas and a pee and looked at the bloomington board. Saw some positive reviews on Yoummy (sp) at One Spa. Had a few bucks burning a hole in my pocket so gave it a go. Right on a main street which did not give it much promise. But I was in the door greeting Mamasan. Asked to see girls and she say " only have 1 you like very pretty" In comes Yoummy, wow early 20's beautiful face and smoking body. So far the hottest AMP chick I have ever met. Still not sure of what service to expect I go for the hour without giving tip money. She comes back quick and ask if I want TS. It was quite fun and with ass play and great fun on the shower flip I knew the rest on the time was a good bet. Pretty nice massage and she licks my ear while on my back and whispers if I want to tip her. Settled for a no haggle donation. I asked if she wanted a massage with a cute yes and giggle hopped up on table. Get a good look at her body natural see's and a tiny frame 105 ish. She seamed to like the massage and play I thought she was done but just flipped over. Rubbed a bit to find a nice wet J. Sucked on the nips for a while then for some why dining. Even played with her #2 hole for a bit. She said it was my turn for a while. Very nice CBJ with plenty of attention to the boys. On to CG RCG, mish and Doggy. While checking how I was doing in the mirror I could see her face. She actually looked as if she was really in to it. Added my finger to her butt while I was pounding away and she had a big cum. Kind of crumpled for a bit and stopped. Kind of a nice break cause I was seconds away. Then had me lay on the table and did a slow tease with hand mouth and on to 69. I finished that way. Cleaned up and dressed and wouldn't you know it the ***** shorted me on the bottled water! Hahaha. Checked the time and was a good bit over a hour. I really need to find a reason to be back up that way very soon.

If other travelers can post up or PM me. I will still post up a positive review on the Bloomington board but keep a brief description.

[QUOTE=FreightShaker1;2670342]It seems like other area boards do not share or always play nice. Also seems like request for info via PM go unanswered.

If other travelers can post up or PM me. I will still post up a positive review on the Bloomington board but keep a brief description.[/QUOTE]That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.

Made the trip to VIP Spa yesterday and saw my old standby Candy. I've seen Candy 6 or 8 times the past year or so, not the prettiest, and her tits are rock hard, but the kitty is nice and tight. On the way out I spied a young spinner type with a very cute face and rocking body. Anyone know her name or have more info on her?

[QUOTE=BearBare;2670407]That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.[/QUOTE]Is this BBBJ girl and and STL or SD? Sometimes I want a good massage. Sometimes I just want the blowie so it doesn't matter if she's a terrible massues, as long as you know up front what to expect.

I have traveled extensively for years and decided long ago not to have the same avatar for too many locations. I don't ever want my actual travel schedule to (too) closely match my location postings. This for the purpose of domestic tranquility, as this is after all, a discoverable resource for shysters.

Keep in mind that there are regional favorites as far as posting and review boards. Unfortunately, some areas are starved for intel and / or resources. Developing some trust among other mongers has always resulted in the best referrals. We actually managed pretty well before there were any internet boards (gasp). The approach was just different and an understanding of nuance was useful.

Of course, resources like this board are very valuable but just have more "noise" that requires filtering.

[QUOTE=BearBare;2670407]That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.[/QUOTE]There's a very simple reason why the sex industry is slower in San Diego. Tijuana. Why pay $150+ for a 40+ Asian masseuse when your 20 minutes from young hot pussy at half the price at Adelita or Hong Kong? Hit the border, get laid by any type of body type you want, and back in town in time for dinner and don't break the bank. Pretty good deal.

Anyone have info on LaLa?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/only-for-an-hour-but-your-remember-a-lifetime/10674389[/URL]

I haven't plunged yet, says her office is off Lindbergh and Olive.

Thanks.

Looking for suggestions. I don't get to the east side very often, however I find myself working on a project not to far from Superspa. Seen good posts about Paula. Is SS a good option or is there better in the area? Looks like several doors to the building. Suggestions on parking and what door to enter. Should call first or walkin?

Planning on being in the area late morning. Please chime in or PM if better details are available. I assume massage with HE anything else available? Be Careful PF1956.

Ok, after my first few reviews, I learned not to bother reporting that places were legit. I've continued occasionally getting an AMP massage, but they've all been typical Missouri massages. (I got a decent one from Kim at Peking in Clayton, but she quickly "moved to LA", according to the papasan, so no point writing about her.).

But a recent experience at Peking was particularly terrible, and worth a report.

Called to make an appointment early on a weekday morning. Papasan said I had an appointment. Arrived at correct time (about 30 minutes after calling), and papasan told me to wait in the waiting area for a few minutes. I saw a short man going into someone else's massage "room", and I was glad I wasn't going to be massaged by a dude.

After about 5 minutes, older woman took me back to my room. She was extremely shy. I laid down, under a full-body drape, and she massaged through the drape. She massaged badly. It seemed like she had no idea how to do a massage. It was literally a waste of time. I just lay there, wishing it would be over.

After maybe 7-10 minutes, the "massage" stopped and I heard a bit of rustling. I looked up, and the room was empty. I put my face back into the hole, and within a minute, there was more rustling, and then the drape became a butt-drape, and hands starting massaging me again.

Pretty quickly, it became obvious that my masseur was now that short man I'd seen earlier! I guessed that he had still been massaging his previous customer, so that's why they'd had me wait. And then they had someone else massage me until he finished with that customer.

I was disappointed, to put it mildly. But I told myself that at least now I'd get a good massage. Certainly not an arousing one ("I think it moved, Jerry" but at least an invigorating and intense one. Men and women massage differently, and I was trying to look on the bright side.

Except that his massage was terrible. Not as bad as the first woman's, but still not worth paying for. So it wasn't going to be arousing, and it wasn't going to be invigorating (for lack of a better word).

Then there was more rustling, and the massage continued. I thought maybe someone had stepped into the room to signal something to my masseur. But eventually, I realized that it was now a woman massaging me. Not the first woman. This woman took over from the man without me even noticing a break in the action (or an improvement in the massage).

Now I became more aware of the rustling noises and what they meant. There was another rustling, and now the man was massaging me again. More rustling, and a woman again.

I was just wishing the hour would be over quickly. That's not a sign of a good massage. It wasn't arousing, it wasn't relaxing, it wasn't invigorating, it wasn't anything good. I was taking a break from work, so at the end of my massage, all I felt was, "I wish I'd gotten an hour of work done instead".

At the end of the massage, the woman tried to be nice. She seemed sorry about the massage. She dressed me, which was very nice.

Even if they don't do HEs or allow DIY much, they surely know that most guys want an arousing massage. They must know that giving you a male masseur without asking is not going to be ok. And the first 10-ish minutes were utterly awful.

For the past year or so, I've mostly been going to Peking just because it's convenient to get to. But this was just too much. I'll never go back (until some report on here about a new hot *female* masseuse.).

[QUOTE=Tallaser2001;2673289]There's a very simple reason why the sex industry is slower in San Diego. Tijuana. Why pay $150+ for a 40+ Asian masseuse when your 20 minutes from young hot pussy at half the price at Adelita or Hong Kong? Hit the border, get laid by any type of body type you want, and back in town in time for dinner and don't break the bank. Pretty good deal.[/QUOTE]You have to get one of those special passes to get back across the border fast. Otherwise it could be a 4-5 hour return.