Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Myster]
Another issue was that when I was getting dressed, she laid a rancid fart - silent but violent type. I smelled it and so I asked - she just giggled.



It's all in the kim chee!!

[QUOTE=Puna Boi] I am sad, because I am really going to miss the massages by A and I was really, REALLY looking forward to a 4 hand massage with Ta and A or A and Sua, but that won't be happening now. I am sad.[/QUOTE]


Yup, seems like TH is going downhill. This used to be my favorite place. Now all the good girls are gone. Now gotta go find a new place for a good massage plus HE. Plus somebody posted on CL the other day that LE was watching this place.

I took my own advice and went to Jean for her fantastic restorative massage. She continues to amaze me because she can fix whatever ails me without telling her a thing. She knew what was wrong and fix it. Just like that. While she wasn't rushed and took the entire hour and then some, she let me go earlier than usual because she had another customer waiting. Good for her. As I said in another post the day after Jean you feel like to can take on the world. I made an appointment with Tamiko but she was a no-show. After giving me a big build up, too. Despite the disappointment I still had an urge I had to attend to. Got turned away 3x because I look like LE. Really funny. Ended up on Ward and got turned away 1x time before I saw Mimi. I didn't know it then but another poster mentioned her. Without looking at anyone else I told MS that I wanted her as if it was a command rather than a request. Must say she is the sweetest thing but very professional. Highly recommend, except if I am planning to be there. Then I suggest you go somewhere else. LOL

[QUOTE=Koolbeans]Went to visit Apple at MP and had a great time. Thai, 5' maybe 90 lbs. Not rushed and tried to upsell, but stayed at $. 60 donation and. 5 to house. 69, BBBJ, cfs, cg, mish, doggy She was great and would definitely repeat. Very accomodating and nice B/C cups.[/QUOTE]

Which mp are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Justin H]Brah you hit nail right on the head.

Like I posted before 1 provider deceided to stick her finger up a guys okole and then the guy unloaded right there. That ws the most funniest thing I ever heard cause she was pissed.

This also was kind of funny too. Back when I was stronger. I used to make the provider do the CG and finish off in that position. K den as soon as you pop, you turn her on her back and you push down on her Opu and the sound that will come out will a very juicy Nani FUT.

Go try you guys[/QUOTE]I'm cracking up, laughing really hard guys! I thought this babe was a deadfish As from the first report "She was Just Laying there" But she actually exausted The silent one! Hahahahaha She really had to take a Shit! Wow! Could you Imagine if this guy wanted to doggie her? Hahahaha tears are coming down my eyes due to much laugh! Place this one on the funniest!

[QUOTE=Kalihi Kid]I took my own advice and went to Jean for her fantastic restorative massage. She continues to amaze me because she can fix whatever ails me without telling her a thing. She knew what was wrong and fix it. Just like that. While she wasn't rushed and took the entire hour and then some, she let me go earlier than usual because she had another customer waiting. Good for her. As I said in another post the day after Jean you feel like to can take on the world. I made an appointment with Tamiko but she was a no-show. After giving me a big build up, too. Despite the disappointment I still had an urge I had to attend to. Got turned away 3x because I look like LE. Really funny. Ended up on Ward and got turned away 1x time before I saw Mimi. I didn't know it then but another poster mentioned her. Without looking at anyone else I told MS that I wanted her as if it was a command rather than a request. Must say she is the sweetest thing but very professional. Highly recommend, except if I am planning to be there. Then I suggest you go somewhere else. LOL[/QUOTE]
Did you get a hour massage or more? Where were her other customers waiting?

[QUOTE=Tiantain]Did you get a hour massage or more? Where were her other customers waiting?[/QUOTE] It was probably 1.15 on the massage and .10 chitchat. Another client was sitting in his car outside and moved it into the parking space I moved from when I left. Why was that you?

Seems that they have more, new girls. I went back to my usual and figured since only one girl has always been there, I never bother to ask for her specifically. When I get there my usual isn't working and I get a new girl. She is in her 30s, cute with natural C cups. Anyway, I get the same hard massage (walking on back, elbows, knees) that I like. In fact she is my new regular from now on. She had good technique on the extra that was super intense! "Concentration on the head more than the neck." As for the more girls statement, while I was there I heard two more girls talking in the back - none of which was my regular. They charge 60 for an hour. I tipped her what I tipped her - nuff said.

Good luck, Roach

No screw any mexican holes!

[QUOTE=Phillybeauties]Time check: Didja get more than a half hour-45 min?[/QUOTE]I was in there a little less than an hour. When I checked the time as I went out it was 52 min. total. The TS and massage could have been better but she was nice and friendly plus her body is solid.

[QUOTE=Justin H]Has anyone ever tried, Rachel, Leah, Miki, and Nishta lately?
Or the elderly lady kind of heavy set who has a office in the parking lot by Romantei?[/QUOTE]


Rachel is at CM using a new name. She used to advertise as Rebecca
"Artistry of Massage"on CL or BP. She has loosened up it seems needs the money. Advertises 90 min for $. Kind of high for no HE. Large older lady, better value out there.

Leah used to advertise in Advertiser. Place on 2106 Young St. Now working I think off of Beretania near Kalakaua. Good Legit massage, but no play.

Nishta too flaky for most in getting an appt.

Anybody know MPs with good Haole providers?

I remember seeing a rather nice looking therapist, a couple of years ago, that works out of a high rise building on Amana St.
Does anybody know who I'm talking about. Did she loosen up any?

[QUOTE=Showboatt]I remember seeing a rather nice looking therapist, a couple of years ago, that works out of a high rise building on Amana St.
Does anybody know who I'm talking about. Did she loosen up any?[/QUOTE]
She lived in the round building, but has not loosened up.

[QUOTE=Analytic 747]Anybody know MPs with good Haole providers?[/QUOTE]I know good providers.

I have seen a handful of haole providers at MPs over the years.

In my experience, those two things (haole and good) never go together, esp. at a mp.