Massage Parlor Reports

That's it, I'm done with TH! Tonight was the worst experience I've had there, and I'm pissed off about how I was treated.

I called at 4:30 to see if I could get an appt with A, who is my favorite and who I always enjoy but she was off, as was Sua and Ta, which meant I had a choice of Stacey or B. B gives a great massage but my upper back is really killing me and I know that Stacy has real strong hands and goes deep, so Stacy it was, for 6:00. Whoever took the appt said "6:15 better" three times, so I assumed that my appointment was 6:15. Didn't frickin' matter.

I walk through the door at 6:22. Let's keep that time in mind. 6:22. Seven minutes late. No biggie, right? I walk in, they say Stacy is busy because I'm late. You know, 7 minutes. Can I wait 30 min? Would I like to shower? Okay. I'll shower (even though my hair is still wet from the shower I took at home) and then I'll have 20 min or so to wait. At 6:30 they put me into the coldest room they have that doubles as their storeroom. Mind you the nice corner room is vacant. At 6:45 I watch a beautiful sunset. At 7:00 I watch the police apprehend a man in front of Pho Bistro. At 7:15 I'm thinking this is total BS and the only way I'm coming back is if Stacy does more in her massage than she did last time. At 7:25 Stacy comes in and asks if I can wait five more minutes. Why the f*k not? 7:33 Stacy walks in and says "Let's go to a different room, its too cold in here" and takes me to the nice room that's warm and been vacant for the last hour that I've been waiting in the storeroom! Have I mentioned that I'm not a newbie and that I frequent this place at least twice a month? Then Stacy leaves the room for another 10 minutes. At 7:48 my massage begins. AFTER 1 HOUR AND 26 MINUTES OF WAITING my massage begins.

In all fairness to Stacy, she did great. I asked her to try to hurt me, and she cracked my back by walking on it, but she spent at least 20 minutes using her feet on my back. There was absolutly nothing sexy about her massage at all, nothing. Nothing. On the flip. Good massage. Nothing sexy. Nothing. Get my point? I walked out of the room at 8:52.

Kay wasn't there when I came out which is for the best. Kay, I know you're reading this, and you treated me really poorly tonight by not being honest at all about the waiting. Stacy told me what happened, and it falls on you to be honest with your clientelle and offer solutions. A good business owner doesn't lie to her patrons and treat them like rubbish. I don't think that there is anything you can do that will make me come back. I am sad, because I am really going to miss the massages by A and I was really, REALLY looking forward to a 4 hand massage with Ta and A or A and Sua, but that won't be happening now. I am sad.

Went to visit Apple at MP and had a great time. Thai, 5' maybe 90 lbs. Not rushed and tried to upsell, but stayed at $. 60 donation and. 5 to house. 69, BBBJ, cfs, cg, mish, doggy She was great and would definitely repeat. Very accomodating and nice B/C cups.

[QUOTE=Phillybeauties]What's up with the deleted report that mentioned LE is monitoring/censoring this forum?

Does anyone have the inside scoop?[/QUOTE]

I never saw such a report, so I don't know what it said. As far as LE monitoring this site, I have little doubt that they are, and we all assume that to be the case. As for censoring it, I've seen no evidence whatsoever that would lead me to believe that it's happening. Nor do I believe that Jackson would ever go along with it. Jackson has stated that the server that hosts this site is in Canada, and I think I recall reading a post from him once (though I haven't been able to find it lately) that the legal entity that owns this site was also formed in another country to place it beyond the reach of overzealous American law enforcement.

Assuming that LE is monitoring the site is simple, common-sense caution. Imagining that they're somehow censoring it is simple paranoia.

Went to Sakura several days ago feelin' good. Greeted by Apple-mama and went to the room. Asked for Honey (because of the 'young girl' factor plus she has a nice ass.) but she wasn't there so I asked mama to send someone nice. I start to relax and Ivy walks in. She has a solid body w/ a very nice tan. TS was good but not the best. Back in the room she gets right down to business, light kissing, CBJ, CG, doggie, RCG, and mish. Massage was done after the clean up. She is friendly and her service above average IMHO. 5+1.5 L9 A9 S9

[QUOTE=Myster]Took a visit to CHM several days ago. I haven't been there in a while so the girl who opened the door took care of me. I've never encountered a girl that just laid there. She was somewhat spinner type because she was slim, which I enjoy, but there was nothing there - barely a smile and just a dead fish syndrome.

Another issue was that when I was getting dressed, she laid a rancid fart - silent but violent type. I smelled it and so I asked - she just giggled.

I will not revisit.

Angie / 5'4, 100lbs, CFS, .5 & 1.2[/QUOTE]

Maybe she was trying really hard to stay still so as not to fully unload during the session. Probably like this...she just finished eating and was going to take a shit when she heard the doorbell. Being that the other providers were busy, she answered the door. She had to also service the john as no one else was available, and thus her doo-doo had to wait. That john finishes up and leaves and at this point, she can start to feel the pressure, but the doorbell rings again, and it's you. Unfortunately, due to the timing, all of the other providers are busy again, and as horny as you seemed, she didn't want to tell you to wait while she took a dump. Those walls at CHM aren't insulated too well. Needless to say, she TOFTT (CHM Team that is) and foregoes going to the toilet again until after her session with you. Now the trooper that she is, she has now delayed her unloading for a full two hours. Staying still was all she could do to prevent some type of eruption.
Just be thankful that she didn't unload during the session. That has been known to happen at CHM.
Happy monday guys.
SM

I was surprised to hear that Jean may be venturing into another line of work. I saw her a few weeks ago and the only thing she mentioned was she was attending computer classes and learning MS word. She also mentioned that she had put in an offer to rent out a space in a building in Kalihi area near the Midas Muffler shop. She did not mention possibly doing other things besides doing what she does now, and she is good at it too. I plan on visiting her this week. I'll ask her about this rumour. Also, I noticed that she has put in her ad in the PS after an absence of several weeks. She has deleted her insert on the CL. I hope that she keeps her business open, at least on a part time basis. Anyway all of you out there play it safe, as you know the LE (HPD) is monitoring the CL as mentioned in the newspaper recently.

[QUOTE=Jellys]Went to Sakura several days ago feelin' good. Greeted by Apple-mama and went to the room. Asked for Honey (because of the 'young girl' factor plus she has a nice ass.) but she wasn't there so I asked mama to send someone nice. I start to relax and Ivy walks in. She has a solid body w/ a very nice tan. TS was good but not the best. Back in the room she gets right down to business, light kissing, CBJ, CG, doggie, RCG, and mish. Massage was done after the clean up. She is friendly and her service above average IMHO. 5+1.5 L9 A9 S9[/QUOTE]Time check: Didja get more than a half hour-45 min?

Which MP..??
Thanks.
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Yo,

Ditto on Yoko--had service from her because everyone else busy with you fellows--it was a disappointment. Not up to CHM standards. Would not recommend.

Had to go see Hana (Miki) at Inchiban next day just to get the feeling back in jr. Anyone try Sophia at CHM? Is she tall/slim bolt on B/C's, 30's k girl?

Anyone got extras from hina massage?

She is one cutie.

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]Maybe she was trying really hard to stay still so as not to fully unload during the session. Probably like this...she just finished eating and was going to take a shit when she heard the doorbell. Being that the other providers were busy, she answered the door. She had to also service the john as no one else was available, and thus her doo-doo had to wait. That john finishes up and leaves and at this point, she can start to feel the pressure, but the doorbell rings again, and it's you. Unfortunately, due to the timing, all of the other providers are busy again, and as horny as you seemed, she didn't want to tell you to wait while she took a dump. Those walls at CHM aren't insulated too well. Needless to say, she TOFTT (CHM Team that is) and foregoes going to the toilet again until after her session with you. Now the trooper that she is, she has now delayed her unloading for a full two hours. Staying still was all she could do to prevent some type of eruption.
Just be thankful that she didn't unload during the session. That has been known to happen at CHM.
Happy monday guys.
SM[/QUOTE]

Brah you hit nail right on the head.
Like I posted before 1 provider deceided to stick her finger up a guys okole and then the guy unloaded right there. that ws the most funniest thing i ever heard
cause she was pissed.
this also was kind of funny too. Back when I was stronger... I used to make the provider do the CG and finish off in that position. K den as soon as you pop, you turn her on her back and you push down on her Opu and the sound that will come out will a very juicy Nani FUT.
Go try you guys

Has anyone ever tried, Rachel, Leah, Miki, and Nishta lately?
Or the elderly lady kind of heavy set who has a office in the parking lot by Romantei?

[QUOTE=Puna Boi]Kay wasn't there when I came out which is for the best. Kay, I know you're reading this, and you treated me really poorly tonight by not being honest at all about the waiting. Stacy told me what happened, and it falls on you to be honest with your clientelle and offer solutions. A good business owner doesn't lie to her patrons and treat them like rubbish. I don't think that there is anything you can do that will make me come back. I am sad, because I am really going to miss the massages by A and I was really, REALLY looking forward to a 4 hand massage with Ta and A or A and Sua, but that won't be happening now. I am sad.[/QUOTE]Kay is not the brightest women when dealing with complications. Kay is the worst of Thai Hawaiian as far as I'm concerned. She was the reason I stayed away from Thai Hawaiian for over a year. I started going back when she stayed home to take care of her baby. I'm sure you will go back after you cool down, as I did. Like you said, many of the other girls are a pleasure to be with.

[QUOTE=Puna Boi]That's it, I'm done with TH! Tonight was the worst experience I've had there, and I'm pissed off about how I was treated.[/QUOTE]There is something else that should be included in this rant. Kay called me back at 8:00 this morning and after she left a message she called back at 9:00 to make sure I got her message which was a very sincere apology. She didn't try to make any excuses or blow me off with a cheesy story. She said she made a mistake and that she understood my anger and please not to be angry with her personally. She was very honest and straightforward and hopes that whatever I feel towards her business is not felt towards her. I very much appreciate her taking the time to call. That was nice. I also respect Kay a lot more for the lack of excuses and her professionality. I want her to know that have no bad feelings for her at all and that I overreacted a bit last night. It was still a bad experience but in all reality that still puts their percentage way up there... 20 great experiences and 1 bad one. Everyone is due an off day once in a while.

Anyone have any info of an Asian Therapist in Kailua? Want to try her.