Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3961266]
Bella got the job done but just in the nick of time.

I hope the owners read this post. I looked for somebody on the way out but there was nobody. I should have asked for the owner.

I was kind of in a strange state of mine satisfied having spend time with a beautiful young GPS princess and then kind of pissed because I got shorted on time to be honest. 200 should have been good enough.[/QUOTE]And other Mongers wonder why the girls want their "tip" up front. Was this whole post over an extra 20 or 40? I imagine maybe Xercise is now trying for 160 with the new place east of O'hare asking for the same. But with more places available prices should go the opposite direction. Let's stop calling it a tip. There's the house fee and the MT fee (for whatever level of service). Personally, I have no problem with the current price points.

Is there a reason your white knighting for these hookers at Exercise?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3961775]And other Mongers wonder why the girls want their "tip" up front. Was this whole post over an extra 20 or 40? I imagine maybe Xercise is now trying for 160 with the new place east of O'hare asking for the same. But with more places available prices should go the opposite direction. Let's stop calling it a tip. There's the house fee and the MT fee (for whatever level of service). Personally, I have no problem with the current price points.[/QUOTE]

The only thing to do is leave and spend your hard earned money where its appreciated. I don't think the mms cares as there seem to be more than enough high schooler's willing to throw all kinds of money their way.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3961266]Stopped in new appointment luck of the draw I got a beautiful provider named Bella. I can tell you she is almost as hot as June who was there during the summer.

At any rate I laid 200 on the counter. Asked me what I wanted. I told her the whole menu. She said "half hour right?" I said 'No, 1 hour'. She said that's not enough. Excuse me? Apparently her pussy is so golden that it was worth more than even June's! I don't go in with a full wallet. Just enough to cover the services but I had a crumpled-up 10 in my pocket and offered that to split the difference and still wasn't enough.

I settled for the whole menu with a half an hour but not happy about that. And I feel like I ripped off because I only got the half-hour. A half hour there is way too rushed. With the table shower and time in the sauna you really only have about 20 minutes. I would rather have the whole hour to get relaxed.

Bella got the job done but just in the nick of time.

I hope the owners read this post. I looked for somebody on the way out but there was nobody. I should have asked for the owner.

I was kind of in a strange state of mine satisfied having spend time with a beautiful young GPS princess and then kind of pissed because I got shorted on time to be honest. 200 should have been good enough.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3961266]Stopped in new appointment luck of the draw I got a beautiful provider named Bella. I can tell you she is almost as hot as June who was there during the summer.

At any rate I laid 200 on the counter. Asked me what I wanted. I told her the whole menu. She said "half hour right?" I said 'No, 1 hour'. She said that's not enough. Excuse me? Apparently her pussy is so golden that it was worth more than even June's! I don't go in with a full wallet. Just enough to cover the services but I had a crumpled-up 10 in my pocket and offered that to split the difference and still wasn't enough.

I settled for the whole menu with a half an hour but not happy about that. And I feel like I ripped off because I only got the half-hour. A half hour there is way too rushed. With the table shower and time in the sauna you really only have about 20 minutes. I would rather have the whole hour to get relaxed.

Bella got the job done but just in the nick of time.

I hope the owners read this post. I looked for somebody on the way out but there was nobody. I should have asked for the owner.

I was kind of in a strange state of mine satisfied having spend time with a beautiful young GPS princess and then kind of pissed because I got shorted on time to be honest. 200 should have been good enough.[/QUOTE]After reading your post I am even more cemented on my decision to always avoid Korean places. For the price that you paid, you could have went to an Asian apartment and had sex in a real bed and probably got your entire 60 minutes. I am only responding to your post because you stated that you felt "Ripped Off" and I agree with you. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3962304]After reading your post I am even more cemented on my decision to always avoid Korean places. For the price that you paid, you could have went to an Asian apartment and had sex in a real bed and probably got your entire 60 minutes. I am only responding to your post because you stated that you felt "Ripped Off" and I agree with you. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agree I do feel ripped off. In fact I may never go back there again. I knew they were greedy but this one takes the cake. If the hour fee is $80 and a tip was 120 then I would have been square. But apparently she's telling me her tip should be 140 so what is my half hour fee? $60 ?

I had thought I did quite well there up until this point. Don't get me wrong, just may have been one of the best looking girls I've had a chance to be with but it was all over with way too soon.

And I think that's what it's all about. Get you in and out as fast as possible so the next sucker can get swindled. But I blame it on myself I could have walked.

Made a visit to Oakton this week for a HH. Had Summer and those amazing hands- damn I wish I can touch, but she doesn't allow it. Does it get better or open up after a while? Regardless will be back for more of those hands- Damage was standard.

Just tired of hearing gps, etc over an extra 20 for the "hour". Prices have been the same for about two years. I haven't been in quite some time but I'm sure I'll end up going again. Obviously more pay for it than walk out so its not going to go down. Like SaintChuck said, for $$, could have went to a nice thai place and had a way better experience. Why blow your fun money on a rushed experience? Plus the only L3 $$/ hr AMP in the county of lake that I was aware of got shut down.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3961266]Stopped in new appointment luck of the draw I got a beautiful provider named Bella. I can tell you she is almost as hot as June who was there during the summer.

At any rate I laid 200 on the counter. Asked me what I wanted. I told her the whole menu. She said "half hour right?" I said 'No, 1 hour'. She said that's not enough. Excuse me? Apparently her pussy is so golden that it was worth more than even June's! I don't go in with a full wallet. Just enough to cover the services but I had a crumpled-up 10 in my pocket and offered that to split the difference and still wasn't enough.

I settled for the whole menu with a half an hour but not happy about that. And I feel like I ripped off because I only got the half-hour. A half hour there is way too rushed. With the table shower and time in the sauna you really only have about 20 minutes. I would rather have the whole hour to get relaxed.

Bella got the job done but just in the nick of time.

I hope the owners read this post. I looked for somebody on the way out but there was nobody. I should have asked for the owner.

I was kind of in a strange state of mine satisfied having spend time with a beautiful young GPS princess and then kind of pissed because I got shorted on time to be honest. 200 should have been good enough.[/QUOTE]Exercise is the only AMP I visit now, but your report is fairly typical, unfortunately. The girls at Exercise are easily the most attractive girls at an AMP you'll find, but there's often still the annoying haggling over small amounts of money. The attractiveness of the girls keeps me coming back occasionally, but the haggling keeps me from coming back regularly.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3962695]Made a visit to Oakton this week for a HH. Had Summer and those amazing hands- damn I wish I can touch, but she doesn't allow it. Does it get better or open up after a while? Regardless will be back for more of those hands- Damage was standard.[/QUOTE]I have been going there for a few years. I know that she doesn't want to be touched so I don't try. Why bother she gives a great massage and finish.

We are friendly to each other I am a regular but I feel if I have to touch I will go elsewhere.

Visited exercise the other day and got apple. Pretty with very nice boobs. Not much ass. Brought 180, but that was only enough for HH CBJ. Overall decent experience with the shower and sauna. But too expensive, although apple had good CBJ skills. Not much enthusiasm. Probably won't go back.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3962695]Made a visit to Oakton this week for a HH. Had Summer and those amazing hands- damn I wish I can touch, but she doesn't allow it. Does it get better or open up after a while? Regardless will be back for more of those hands- Damage was standard.[/QUOTE]I know her for years and do hove some very limited access. So, the answer to your question is NO, she probably will NOT open up, unless you make dozens of visits, and even then YMMV.

A Sunday evening visit to the place advertising itself either on Layaural Avenue or Laurel Avenue. Inexpensive for the area, and you get what you pay for. Not one word of English, the younger therapist is a heavyset 50's. The older therapist looks light she fought against the Japanese in World War Two. One of those interesting hours where ten minutes in you wished you had paid for the half-hour. Bruises up and down the spine. She followed that with bruises placed carefully along each shoulder blade. I guess I shouldn't have requested the bone-only massage with my phone's Chinese translator. I was ready to leave at twenty-five minutes, so that is what I did. The therapist was very confused, but pleasant. She helped me tie my shoes, and gave me a yellow mango on my way out the back door. In the end, a half-hour spent along with sixty dollars and a five in tip to learn there was such a thing as yellow mangoes. On the way back to my car I looked around downtown Highland Park and wondered WTF. Unsure if it is legit or not, but either way it will only be in business a few more months at most.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3963338]Exercise is the only AMP I visit now, but your report is fairly typical, unfortunately. The girls at Exercise are easily the most attractive girls at an AMP you'll find, but there's often still the annoying haggling over small amounts of money. The attractiveness of the girls keeps me coming back occasionally, but the haggling keeps me from coming back regularly.[/QUOTE]Was making sales calls today and stopped at Xercise. MMS said too busy come back. I am never in that area being a die hard Southside, so I probably will never return. Ended up at Evergreen again. By far that is the most beautiful AMP I have ever been in. The lay out is great.

Although I've RTFF multiple times, I thought maybe, just maybe the stars would align. Went to thanks this week need end of day. Greeted by a fit, tight bodied (maybe A cup) masseuse. Massage was very good. No worries about the towel and lots of playing near the boys. But on the flip the only thing offered was SS.

Oh well, left with a good massage and blue balls. $ . 65 house + . 20 tip.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3963752]I know her for years and do hove some very limited access. So, the answer to your question is NO, she probably will NOT open up, unless you make dozens of visits, and even then YMMV.[/QUOTE]Nothing below the waist but if you are a long time customer and treat her well she at least with me has allowed play with the girls. Her plastic surgeon in China did an excellent job.

[QUOTE=GentleBen1;3965204]Nothing below the waist but if you are a long time customer and treat her well she at least with me has allowed play with the girls. Her plastic surgeon in China did an excellent job.[/QUOTE]She is cold and distant, but we have good, friendly relationships. So, being concerned about keeping that limited friendless, I hesitated even to hint about her taking off her top. Although I'd love to see and touch what's underneath.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3965811]She is cold and distant, but we have good, friendly relationships. So, being concerned about keeping that limited friendless, I hesitated even to hint about her taking off her top. Although I'd love to see and touch what's underneath.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with that in reference to Summer. I've seen her at least 4 times and I feel I'm rewarded for 'Not" trying to get too friendly with her. She doesn't appear to get any joy from it so I just enjoy what she does for me.

[QUOTE=GeorgeHerbert;3963880]A Sunday evening visit to the place advertising itself either on Layaural Avenue or Laurel Avenue. Inexpensive for the area, and you get what you pay for. Not one word of English, the younger therapist is a heavyset 50's. The older therapist looks light she fought against the Japanese in World War Two. One of those interesting hours where ten minutes in you wished you had paid for the half-hour. Bruises up and down the spine. She followed that with bruises placed carefully along each shoulder blade. I guess I shouldn't have requested the bone-only massage with my phone's Chinese translator. I was ready to leave at twenty-five minutes, so that is what I did. The therapist was very confused, but pleasant. She helped me tie my shoes, and gave me a yellow mango on my way out the back door. In the end, a half-hour spent along with sixty dollars and a five in tip to learn there was such a thing as yellow mangoes. On the way back to my car I looked around downtown Highland Park and wondered WTF. Unsure if it is legit or not, but either way it will only be in business a few more months at most.[/QUOTE]This HP place was being discussed in the Gurnee / Waukegan (I think) forum, so I copied and pasted your hilarious review over there (giving you credit of course). Thanks for saving me, I was about to try them out.

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;3964436]Although I've RTFF multiple times, I thought maybe, just maybe the stars would align. Went to thanks this week need end of day. Greeted by a fit, tight bodied (maybe A cup) masseuse. Massage was very good. No worries about the towel and lots of playing near the boys. But on the flip the only thing offered was SS.

Oh well, left with a good massage and blue balls. $ . 65 house + . 20 tip.[/QUOTE]Which place are you referring to? I checked your past posts, couldn't tell.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3961266]Stopped in new appointment luck of the draw I got a beautiful provider named Bella. I can tell you she is almost as hot as June who was there during the summer.

At any rate I laid 200 on the counter. Asked me what I wanted. I told her the whole menu. She said "half hour right?" I said 'No, 1 hour'. She said that's not enough. Excuse me? Apparently her pussy is so golden that it was worth more than even June's! I don't go in with a full wallet. Just enough to cover the services but I had a crumpled-up 10 in my pocket and offered that to split the difference and still wasn't enough.

I settled for the whole menu with a half an hour but not happy about that. And I feel like I ripped off because I only got the half-hour. A half hour there is way too rushed. With the table shower and time in the sauna you really only have about 20 minutes. I would rather have the whole hour to get relaxed.

Bella got the job done but just in the nick of time.

I hope the owners read this post. I looked for somebody on the way out but there was nobody. I should have asked for the owner..[/QUOTE]OK I'm dumb. What does GPS stand for?

[blue]GPS=Golden Pussy Syndrom

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Mongger;3966661]OK I'm dumb. What does GPS stand for?[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3962463]Yeah, I agree I do feel ripped off. In fact I may never go back there again. I knew they were greedy but this one takes the cake. If the hour fee is $80 and a tip was 120 then I would have been square. But apparently she's telling me her tip should be 140 so what is my half hour fee? $60 ?

I had thought I did quite well there up until this point. Don't get me wrong, just may have been one of the best looking girls I've had a chance to be with but it was all over with way too soon.

And I think that's what it's all about. Get you in and out as fast as possible so the next sucker can get swindled. But I blame it on myself I could have walked.[/QUOTE]I don't have the foundations of experience that you locals have, but I hate to say, I think the 140 FS is spreading across IL. Belv. Area has one that wants that, and will insist on it. I agree with the guy who said ES has the best looking girls. Table shower might not be free for half hour. I have seen a place like that. Not sure what the politics are at that place, but that might be why it was 80 to house. I always do an hour, and I always carry 20 extra. I usually pay what I read on here, and it has served me well, same as your posts! It sucks to pay more, but you guys have way better options than the state to the north. So theres that. LOL.

[QUOTE=ADiesel;3963612]Visited exercise the other day and got apple. Pretty with very nice boobs. Not much ass. Brought 180, but that was only enough for HH CBJ. Overall decent experience with the shower and sauna. But too expensive, although apple had good CBJ skills. Not much enthusiasm. Probably won't go back.[/QUOTE]I saw Apple last time I went to Exercise. FS with everything (covered) on the menu. She was a lot of fun and had a good body. Great boobs. Just my opinion, but YMMV.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3965811]She is cold and distant, but we have good, friendly relationships. So, being concerned about keeping that limited friendless, I hesitated even to hint about her taking off her top. Although I'd love to see and touch what's underneath.[/QUOTE]It's tough. I moved from the area but I try and get back every so often. While I've had more fun with June, they both give an incredible release. If you don't go into it with high expectations for roaming you will have a good time.

[QUOTE=PhilMendel;3967240]I saw Apple last time I went to Exercise. FS with everything (covered) on the menu. She was a lot of fun and had a good body. Great boobs. Just my opinion, but YMMV.[/QUOTE]I second Apple. Was hoping to keep her a secret considering how hard it was to see June after reports but the cat is out of the bag.

I'm in town visiting and plan to go to exercise spa. Sounds like place to go.

What is the rate? I see $200 isn't enough but a few months back another monger said 140.

Thanks!

Got sick of the level 1 only places in the NW burbs decided to make the trek to Exercise. Glad I did. Walked in and Mamasan said "you have been here before, Right" of course I said yes. Was led to a room about 3 minutes later in walked Candy. 5' maybe in her early 30's wearing a nice revealing dress. She asked for the hour up front and told me to get undressed. She came back and led me to the TS. Very thorough, didn't miss a spot, then a couple minutes in the sauna. Back in the room the table is small and hard as a rock. Wow, these have to be the worst tables ever. It's like laying directly on top of plywood. Anyways Candy did a decent massage and allowed any roaming I wanted. On the flip she asked me how much I paid last time I was here. (thanks to all you fine gents) I started low and she accepted. I told her $. I was happy with that. She dropped the dress and proceeded with a little Tuma and BBBJ / CBJ. Then CG / Doggie and Mish. I asked her if she would manual finish on her, she did. Stradeling her stomach she released me on her tits. Clean up and left. Candy is maybe a 8 on the AMP scale (being generous.) but she is younger. So that's a big plus would love some more info on who else is there and descriptions. If anyone wants to PM me let me know.

[QUOTE=SarcasticKing;3980865]I'm in town visiting and plan to go to exercise spa. Sounds like place to go.

What is the rate? I see $200 isn't enough but a few months back another monger said 140.

Thanks![/QUOTE]200 was a total damage (80 to the house + 120 tip), 140 was just a tip alone, that is considered slightly higher than a common rate for FS.

[QUOTE=SarcasticKing;3980865]I'm in town visiting and plan to go to exercise spa. Sounds like place to go.

What is the rate? I see $200 isn't enough but a few months back another monger said 140.

Thanks![/QUOTE]140 is the latest tip amount they been demanding. As you can see others have gotten away with less including myself. A couple of the GPS girls will try to beg you for whatever. They know these are the best looking girls in the Chicago North suburbs and charged accordingly.

Hadn't been in quite a while but stopped in last week. Was told there was a 15 minute wait and was put in a room. A couple minutes later I was moved to another room, and was greeted by Suzy. Good looking and we jumped right into massage. She was pretty touchy out of the gate with a great natural set, in the end we settled on 30 min. Light massage followed by a very well done all inclusive finish. 2 out the door.

[QUOTE=Rstuart;3985209]Hadn't been in quite a while but stopped in last week. Was told there was a 15 minute wait and was put in a room. A couple minutes later I was moved to another room, and was greeted by Suzy. Good looking and we jumped right into massage. She was pretty touchy out of the gate with a great natural set, in the end we settled on 30 min. Light massage followed by a very well done all inclusive finish. 2 out the door.[/QUOTE]What time did you go? Did you call ahead or just luck of the draw?

[QUOTE=MikeJones333;3988518]What time did you go? Did you call ahead or just luck of the draw?[/QUOTE]You can go at anytime and no appointment is necessary. I my experience the best time is as early as possible. Later on, there might be some waiting time.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3990119]You can go at anytime and no appointment is necessary. I my experience the best time is as early as possible. Later on, there might be some waiting time.[/QUOTE]Since you're there for V tell boss lady you want a girl who's name starts with a V. Nothing like my ATF Nani, but really nice girl, sexy body. Glad I bailed on Asiana and met her. Calm down, its usual fee and its discussed in advance. I know, discussing business ruins that mood with the garmin hookers.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3995354]Since you're there for V tell boss lady you want a girl who's name starts with a V. Nothing like my ATF Nani, but really nice girl, sexy body. Glad I bailed on Asiana and met her. Calm down, its usual fee and its discussed in advance. I know, discussing business ruins that mood with the garmin hookers.[/QUOTE]Asiana is ok place but not for fun, for sure. Nice massage, but very limited L1 and below average appearance.

I have only been 1-2 times they essentially moved from being Sky1. Is the MMS there at Exercise the same tiny little old lady that was at Sky? The couple times I went the mms was a much younger woman, who remembered me from before but I didn't see the old lady.

The one time I went it was an old MMS. I remember one of the mms at sky1 was young and nice looking.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3996055]I have only been 1-2 times they essentially moved from being Sky1. Is the MMS there at Exercise the same tiny little old lady that was at Sky? The couple times I went the mms was a much younger woman, who remembered me from before but I didn't see the old lady.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GMan25;3996055]I have only been 1-2 times they essentially moved from being Sky1. Is the MMS there at Exercise the same tiny little old lady that was at Sky? The couple times I went the mms was a much younger woman, who remembered me from before but I didn't see the old lady.[/QUOTE]When I have been to Exercise Spa I have seen teo mamasans. Want to see obviously older heavier one they call Mama Lee. The other is thinner younger in has good English skills at least as far as getting you to a room. She's nothing special to look at. But I guess she doesn't have to be either.

I never made it to Sky one.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3996739]The one time I went it was an old MMS. I remember one of the mms at sky1 was young and nice looking.[/QUOTE]Mama Lee is the old Mamasan, probably about 70+ years old. Nice lady.

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;3997605]Mama Lee is the old Mamasan, probably about 70+ years old. Nice lady.[/QUOTE]Just saying that because someone tipped her off to this forum and she reads it. Other mms said she remembered me over the week end and I was doubting her.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3999342]Just saying that because someone tipped her off to this forum and she reads it. Other mms said she remembered me over the week end and I was doubting her.[/QUOTE]I've seen at least 3 or maybe even 4 different MMS at these places. One actually was young and good looking. Regardless of their age sometimes they do recognize us, sometimes just pretend, but it really doesn't matter at these places as long as we act the way that MMS consider normal.