Massage Parlor Reports

When I went to Cali, visited near SD.

If you read the AMP thread in the Cali / SD section, there are 2 MP that everybody talks about. Probably the best sessions I've had.

Been having regular dreams lately of going to OT. Dreams are actually top quality as far as I'm concerned especially with Sophie. She'll lightly pop your back in addition to a decent massage. Extras are out of this world. My complaint is with the mama (mamasan?) . Aside from being rude, I think 100 for hour is too much for her to collect. Don't mistake me, I think the gal doing the work is definitely worth a good tip. If fellow members are up for it, I would suggest putting some financial pressure on her to bring hour rates down a bit. One hobbyist complaining to her might be pointless but if we all get on board maybe she'll come around. Just a thought.

Lets have a quiet moment for Lulu. I appears that she was murdered last Friday and left in the house while they tried to burned it done.

[QUOTE=AkvwGuy;3252901]Lets have a quiet moment for Lulu. I appears that she was murdered last Friday and left in the house while they tried to burned it done.[/QUOTE]You got to wonder if this was in retaliation for her deciding not to provide services as of late, from Chinese or Russian organized crime rings who own these places around town. Arson seems too involved for the run of the mill Anchorage scum looking for easy targets living alone.

Prayers go out to her family wherever she was from.

Crazy sad world.

[QUOTE=BarryBurton;3253547]You got to wonder if this was in retaliation for her deciding not to provide services as of late, from Chinese or Russian organized crime rings who own these places around town. Arson seems too involved for the run of the mill Anchorage scum looking for easy targets living alone.

Prayers go out to her family wherever she was from.

Crazy sad world.[/QUOTE]That's it I'm done and retired as of now. Holy shit! Peace out!

[QUOTE=AKwankerman;3254109]That's it I'm done and retired as of now. Holy shit! Peace out![/QUOTE]No kidding. To Lulu 🍷 May she Rest In Peace. She will be missed dearly.

Be safe, brethren.

Magoo.

[QUOTE=AkvwGuy;3252901]Lets have a quiet moment for Lulu. I appears that she was murdered last Friday and left in the house while they tried to burned it done.[/QUOTE]So sad to hear this. Is there any news coverage?

[QUOTE=BarryBurton;3253547]You got to wonder if this was in retaliation for her deciding not to provide services as of late, from Chinese or Russian organized crime rings who own these places around town. Arson seems too involved for the run of the mill Anchorage scum looking for easy targets living alone.

Prayers go out to her family wherever she was from.

Crazy sad world.[/QUOTE]Barry, do you really wonder if her murder was in retaliation? Or that Chinese or Russian organized crime own these places? If this were the case, then you're talking about women who may be trafficked. Murder and possibly trafficking? Why in the hell would anyone patronize a business that was ran this way?

I've never met Lulu but my thoughts and condolences go out to her family and friends. Christ, it is indeed a crazy, sad and fucked up world sometimes.

[QUOTE=AkvwGuy;3252901]Lets have a quiet moment for Lulu. I appears that she was murdered last Friday and left in the house while they tried to burned it done.[/QUOTE]OMG! So sad. Honestly she gave the best straight-up massage in town. Very nice and professional. I haven't seen her in months and was just thinking about going back. Thoughts and prayers for her family.

[QUOTE=BlueIce57;3255384]Barry, do you really wonder if her murder was in retaliation? Or that Chinese or Russian organized crime own these places? If this were the case, then you're talking about women who may be trafficked. Murder and possibly trafficking? Why in the hell would anyone patronize a business that was ran this way?

I've never met Lulu but my thoughts and condolences go out to her family and friends. Christ, it is indeed a crazy, sad and fucked up world sometimes.[/QUOTE]I'm just drawing conclusions from police reports around anchorage in the past regarding massage parlor busts and their difficulties in stopping them from popping up around town as reported on this article.

[URL]https://www.adn.com/crime-justice/article/anchorage-massage-parlor-busted-8th-time-selling-sex-2002/2014/09/30/[/URL]

In LuLu's case, the fact that the first initial report from police and fire was that lulu's death was from fire and no fowl play was involved, until a day later when they deduced foul play.

If the police and fire department are thrown off at first, you have to be good at murder and arson. That takes alot of practice and implementation (organized crime).

[URL]http://www.ktuu.com/content/news/Early-morning-fire-claims-the-life-of-one-411643515.html[/URL]

I'm very sad that Lulu was murdered. I literally just found out today, I was going to go get a quick rub and the place was all burned up. I even tried calling.

Lulu was a legend, she was wonderful person. I've shown up when I've had too much to drink, and she always gave me a little extra time after a session to sleep it off. I've known her for many years and she was always to willing to do whatever to make me happy. I am at a loss. And I am pissed off.

Going to be near Elmendorf for the next 2 weeks. How's the scene here? What's the general consensus for the #1 AMP here?

[QUOTE=Half1234;3274551]Going to be near Elmendorf for the next 2 weeks. How's the scene here? What's the general consensus for the #1 AMP here?[/QUOTE]I may be a bit biased but in my opinion Thai Massage on Dimond is by far the best AMP in Anchorage. Like their advertisement says, "A clean, warm comfortable environment, and a legitimate massage. " The "legitimate" massage is what keeps me coming back; its not a body rub like so many other locations around town. As soon as you walk in the door you feel relaxed as their lobby and massage rooms are clean and upscale.

Both ladies, Ida and Emmy, are true professionals in their massage techniques. It has been a couple weeks since I have been there but I have a couple friends that have been there recently and both said the facility is very inviting and the cost is well worth it. They did say that neither lady was open to much "touching or exploring" but their purpose was a quality massage, not a sexual experience so both left satisfied and would return. Give them a try.

Michelle and Cindy are two of the best in town. They are sweet and provide good massages as well. Michelle imo is the better of the two but you can't go wrong with either. When they are in town I recommend that you see them. Cindy just left last month but will be back.

I went there yesterday and saw Michele. She is very short smart, if you pay enough, you may get surprise. Good luck.

I wonder if Sukie will ever show up again.

Saw a girl who goes by the name of Monica very long nipples plus a real good massage, I have never heard anybody mention her name before. I have seen her twice. Will repeat.

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[URL]https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2017/03/21/man-charged-and-arrested-in-connection-with-anchorage-homicide-and-arson-investigation/[/URL]

So glad a murderer is off the Anchorage streets. I hope that dude wasn't a member on this board.

God bless.

Has anyone visited this provider?

I haven't seen any Craigslist or Backpage ads for Royal Spa in wasilla lately. Anyone know if they are still active?

Anyone had any dreams lately with a provider with larger "assets"? Looking to change it up a little.

[QUOTE=Sully907;3324094]Anyone had any dreams lately with a provider with larger "assets"? Looking to change it up a little.[/QUOTE]I assume you mean transgender. There are always some on Craigslist. Good luck.

Can anyone confirm the 0377 number is Yuki?

My buddy made his first visit to June's and saw Cindy. This is what he told me. Very pleasant and attractive lady, slender build. Opted for a relaxing table shower. Massage was above average. Not the greatest but far from worst. On the flip there was some negotiation and opted for a CBJ. Friend said she wanted more for BBBJ but he didn't budge. She did the thing with syran wrap. Friend guesses that's ok whatever. Overall would repeat if on a budget.

I've been dreaming very rarely lately, so I almost didn't continue when my ATF Sophia was busy, but I'm sure glad I stayed to meet Penny. My jaw dropped when I saw her, I felt like seeing my date on prom night and didn't know how to pin the corsage! Very beautiful, 20 somethings (sometimes hard to tell, but she's def young), around 5'6"-ish, very fit and energetic. I'd decline to label her a spinner because she was so toned and fit, lets say she's athletic. Massage was a bit amateur, as she didn't seem to be trained to do so, but she was very responsive to feedback and gave a good massage overall. Asked for FS for the standard OT $$ (I know I'm horrible, sue me) and she didn't deliver as many acronyms as Sophia, which can be expected of younger providers. I will say she has a TON of energy and stamina! If you prefer good looks and younger providers, you ought to check her out. I'm well aware of the issues of OT for the higher house cost and provider donations, as I said I visit very rarely and choose this place.

Will def repeat, seniors PM for details if you wish. She told me that she's here through June.

Does anyone have a provider recommendation for giving a good massage outside of the Asian market? If anyone would like some intel on good AMP massages, feel free to pm me. But I'd really like to know if there's anyone who's really good at massage besides this arena.

[QUOTE=Bobby907;3348255]I've been dreaming very rarely lately, so I almost didn't continue when my ATF Sophia was busy, but I'm sure glad I stayed to meet Penny. My jaw dropped when I saw her, I felt like seeing my date on prom night and didn't know how to pin the corsage! Very beautiful, 20 somethings (sometimes hard to tell, but she's def young), around 5'6"-ish, very fit and energetic. I'd decline to label her a spinner because she was so toned and fit, lets say she's athletic. Massage was a bit amateur, as she didn't seem to be trained to do so, but she was very responsive to feedback and gave a good massage overall. Asked for FS for the standard OT $$ (I know I'm horrible, sue me) and she didn't deliver as many acronyms as Sophia, which can be expected of younger providers. I will say she has a TON of energy and stamina! If you prefer good looks and younger providers, you ought to check her out. I'm well aware of the issues of OT for the higher house cost and provider donations, as I said I visit very rarely and choose this place.

Will def repeat, seniors PM for details if you wish. She told me that she's here through June.[/QUOTE]Had a dream of Penny at OT based on Bobby's report and the fact that we share a ATF in Sophia. It is hard to believe, but she is a talented, very attractive, young AMP provider. Part of me doesn't want everyone knowing since then it will be hard to see her, but then again I want her to stay up here / return often. She was wonderful. All covered (stealth application), but really felt like she wanted to be there and enjoyed my company. This last part is important to me.

Please treat her well!

-JustaRegular.

Has anyone visited Christine at Natural therapeutic. I saw some good reviews but I wanted to make sure before my first time going to an AMP.

Stopped by FedEx to send some letters on Dimond between King Street and the railroad tracks. Whilst there noticed an AMP which I never noticed before. Walked in and looked around. Almost TOFTT but couldn't quite get a sense for whether one could expect to have happy dreams there or not. Did not recognize the mama sans but one was definitely a grandmother. Maybe a great grandmother. The other was pleasant looking 45 ish something, but dressed in a almost business like dress. So I decided to not take the plunge. If I was wrong and any of you have experience here, please. Do tell. The pleasant one had lips that could singe the chrome on a trailer hitch.

Any suggestions for a good TS, preferably nude or nuru massage, with HE and not too pricey?

[QUOTE=CrazyCroc;3362750]Has anyone visited Christine at Natural therapeutic. I saw some good reviews but I wanted to make sure before my first time going to an AMP.[/QUOTE]I had a few dreams there, but she goes by Vicky, . 70 and $ for everything else. I usually see in two weeks increments. YMMV.

New to the area but are there any Good massage parlors with benefits in Fairbanks area please PM me if you know any. I know this is the anchorage forum but the Fairbanks forum seems extinct.

[QUOTE=AkauBram23;3321885]Has anyone visited this provider?[/QUOTE]Many moons ago, I liked that she had a private office style location and it was very discrete. Service was average and a bit steep in price. I only had a standard HE along with a super mild massage if you can call it that.

I would repeat if I needed a daytime service. Lots of peeps in town know me and my family so AMPs and hotels are out for me in the daylight.

And as usual YMMV.

[QUOTE=Lbkttu23;3346267]Can anyone confirm the 0377 number is Yuki?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if it is Yuki, she is much older than the pictures she posts. She keeps the lights low enough it's hard to tell her true age. Very sweet, very petite Asian lady off Spenard by McDonalds. I didn't have a dream, as I was expecting something different.

Stopped by DB since I was In the area with spare time and had seen the ads on BP.

Parking is decent. Normal doorbell type entrance. Was greeted by an older mamasan and lead to a room where I requested 1 hr massage and TS. Was surprised when she was the masseuse but went with it since a TS and massage sounded good. Good through TS and towel dry. Pleasant massage. Opted for an additional massage time.

All in all would not repeat.

Standard set up. No TS.

As with the Anchorage standard over priced and way older than the norm in the states.

Decent rushed massage. Additional massage offered. Very rushed additional massage but overall satisfied.

Would probably not repeat.

[QUOTE=ChiTown56;3368802]I had a few dreams there, but she goes by Vicky, . 70 and $ for everything else. I usually see in two weeks increments. YMMV.[/QUOTE]There are so many places with the Natural Therapeutic name in it. Can someone post (or PM me) where this is so my buddy might go and enjoy a dream. TIA.

[QUOTE=RickSutton;3394719]There are so many places with the Natural Therapeutic name in it. Can someone post (or PM me) where this is so my buddy might go and enjoy a dream. TIA.[/QUOTE]Tudor almost at Minnesota in a little green strip mall. Across from the school.

Did June Spa change its name because it has a different name on Google streetview? I thinking about going there for my first dream and wanted to know if their still open.