Strip Club Reports

Was there today between 4:00 and 6:00 pm. Just happened to be driving around town and had a free pass from Nuvo but not much pocket money (Silk & Lace didn't have one in Nuvo this week so that's their loss, ha ha!). Hadn't been there in a long time because usually the girls are too thin for my taste. But there was a nice variety of body types today, although no one I'd actually call a BBW (Brad's doesn't seem to hire them). Actually a slim brunette named Sunny caught my eye (pretty face, beautiful small breasts with large nipples, gorgeous feet). She seemed very sweet when I talked to her; got a couple dollar dances from her then I left. Would like to go back for a lap dance with Sunny (I told her I would!). Might have stayed longer that 2 hours but the air conditioning was too much and I found it chilly (guess the topless chicks were used to the drafty air!).

By the way, the free buffet today was BBQ pork. I'm a BBQ connoisseur so it wasn't in the league with Famous Dave's, closer to a McDonald's McRib but not bad, can't beat the price.

[QUOTE=Northsideman; 1190222]Sometimes in life things happen so fast you don't realize what's happening until it's over. Please read the following cautionary (and hopefully entertaining) tale ("Freckle Freak" if you're reading pay extra special attention!) :

Kelly is a red-haired, freckled dancer. 44 years old, from Lenny's Gentleman's Club. Stay away from her! Back in February 2011 I got a lap dance from her at Lenny's and I gave her my cell. After my lap dance Kelly was finished with her shift and left the club, then a bouncer kicked me out of the club for not tipping the girls enough!

I have gotten lap dances on and off from Kelly's sister Tammy, so I know her pretty well (she has supposedly quit stripping for a more respectable job) , and Tammy is actually quite nice (even wholesome according to a Lenny's waitress. But I think I had only met Kelly once before February, In April 2011 Kelly calls me on a Saturday night and asks to meet me somewhere (right when she called I was in a gas station parking lot and actually found a HAMILTON on the ground so I mistakenly thought it was my lucky night!).

I met Kelly in a church parking lot near her house on the eastside. Kelly told me she had been suspended from Lenny's for fighting with another dancer (that should have been a red flag but it wasn't). We had dinner and a nice conversation then I took her home (we had only spent about an hour together).

Then the next Saturday Kelly calls me again and I pick her up outside her house. She says she wants to go to a motel and asks me for a Franklin in advance (which I foolishly handed to her) , claiming she couldn't afford groceries (she said "you know where I live so you know I'm not ripping you off"). I still thought she was nice like her sister Tammy so I fell for it. What should have really tipped off was we drove to a no-tell and I offered to pay for a room and Kelly said "no, this motel is too expensive, my daughter works in another motel and can get us a discount." But Kelly said her daughter wouldn't be at work at her motel until the next day (a Sunday). So I take Kelly home again, having received absolutely no services from her.

Sunday I pick Kelly up and we go to the motel where her "daughter works." Kelly claims if we give her daughter cash in front of the video camera we will get it refunded later. I pull up to the motel office and Kelly tells me to stay in the car. Kelly talks to a woman on a picnic table outside the office. Kelly gets back in my car and chews me out for wacthing her talk to the woman on the picnic table. This should have raised SEVERAL red flags but it didn't, my weakness for redheads prevailing (are you still listening "Freckle Freak"?). Kelly claimed that her daughter's fussy boss wouldn't "go on vacation" until the following Tuesday, so we would have to wait until then.

Tuesday night I go to Kelly's and stupidly hand her 3 Hamiltons and a Lincoln for the motel room. Now Kelly has a new story; she claims we can't go to "her daughter's motel" so she talks the cash to a NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE because the neighbor "is going to put use her credit card to get us a room at another motel". Okay, my scam radar should have been pinging like mad but it wasn't. What should have really tipped me off was she comes out of her neighbor's house and says "the motel made a mistake and reserved us for tomorrow night."

I still haven't figured Kelly's con game yet so I picked her up again Wednesday. A good con artist know you have to give the "mark" (in this case ME) a token (but not everything they promised) to keep the mark interested. So Kelly lets me do a little heavy petting IN MY CAR, not the motel room she was dangling in front of me like a carrot on a stick (and of course making out in my car costs her NOTHING, unlike the elusive motel room!).

Well her little token worked it's magic because I pick her up again, and now she asks me to drive her to a pharmacy and pay for her prescription. Which only costs me a few dollars but again the mysterious motel room failed to materialize, and worse there was NO heavy petting in my car that night.

I haven't mentioned yet that by this point Kelly had been calling me SEVERAL times a day. Unfortunately a relative happened to pick up the phone for one of those calls, and Kelly left a very detailed and embarrassing message to be relayed to me. So I told Kelly to only speak to me. A few days after the drug store trip I showed up at Kelly's house to pick her up. I open the car door for her and she REFUSES TO GET IN. Kelly claims that when I asked her not to speak to my relative I'm "complaining too much" so she has the audacity to be angry at me (on several other occasions she had yelled at me in the car, which should have scared me off). That was the last straw for me! Also a few days later I spoke to a former Lenny's on the phone who told me the obvious truth: "Kelly is a con artist, stay away from her".

Kelly isn't looking to "keep the customer happy," she's looking for an ATM on wheels. And a chauffeur. One one of our excursions SEVERAL of Kelly's relatives piled into my car and she had me drop each one of them off at a different destination (and sometimes wait a half hour or so while various things went on at these places, but unlike a taxi driver I couldn't charge Kelly for waiting). Yes, you Senior Members have told me not to give rides to providers or their associates (make me sit on stool in the corner but at least give me a dunce cap made out of panty hose instead of cloth!). Along the way Kelly would also "nickel and dime" me for cigarettes, babysitter money, a fast food meal, etc.

I like to think I'm somewhat of an expert on con games. I've seen dozens of episodes of "Mission: Impossible," "The Rockford Files," "Switch," "It Takes A Thief," "Maverick," etc. I've read and re-read numerous books on hoaxes, carnival games, and famous flim-flammers. I used to work as a mystery shopper so I've even done a little conning of my own. For one such assignment I forgot to get a vital piece of information during my visit, so on the following day I finessed the info out of the "mark" at the very end of a lengthy and mostly irrelevant phone call! But even a "grifter" aficionado like me occasionally gets "taken"!

I'll have to admit that until the end I enjoyed Kelly's speeding roller coaster of mind games. Kelly's charms, physical and emotional, are considerable, and she sure had me begging to stay on her wild ride (and I mean that in a metaphorical, not physical, sense). But would I purchase another ticket for the "Kelly-A'Whirl"? No!

As providers go Kelly ranks among the worst; she is what is called in the vernacular a "dry hustler". Kelly called me again last Friday (I'm thinking of changing my #) but I had already experienced the BEST (see my review "Blaire. Amazing Beyond Belief" in "Escort Reports) so of course I didn't go.

The story I have just told you is true. I swear it on a stack of "Silk 'N Lace" free passes. How could I concoct such a crazy yarn? Avoid Kelly at all costs! Senior Members can PM for her digits just to be sure you're staying away from her. [/QUOTE]There you go; letting the little head do all of the thinking. If not you should be writing stories in some adult publication.

Went to BBF, some nice girls, got dollar dances, then took one back to the room, seems pretty standard approach for most indy clubs. Any better action out, a more hands on approach?

Brad's Brass Flamingo: Friday I didn't go the VIP room so I don't know what happens there (roving or roaming hands?). Generally I don't like to spend a lot of money at strip joints, I'm not a breast man (I'm more interested in EVERYTHING below the female waistline) so for me strip joints are usually all "sizzle" and no "steak". If I'm going to spend big bucks I'd rather see a provider. Getting a lap dance is about as far as I'll go in a strip joint. Also I'm a lifestyle nudist so a woman's partial nudity just doesn't get the job done for me.

About the only time I'll spend big bucks in a strip joint is when I'm there to see a feature dancer. As I've posted before, in the early '90s I used to spend a lot of time and money on feature dancers. But several things have changed since then.

First it seems only PT's has feature dancers now, but not every week (although I notice this weekend they have a Penthouse Pet Of The Year). Back in the '90s several other joints (Red Garter, Dancers, etc.) had features but no longer. Babes used to have the most features, almost every week (skipping holidays, of course). Sometimes a feature dancer would appear for a week at Babes East then another week at Babes West (and I would sometimes see them at both places). Second, the first time I saw a feature dancer I almost couldn't believe I was seeing this chick from Hustler Busty magazine "in the flesh", but the novelty eventually wore off (not that I don't still like to see an occasional feature chick!). Third, I found out that by seeing providers it can be more thrilling to get the "steak" instead of the "sizzle".

Continuing with a habit I picked up seeing features, I often ask a provider to autograph a massage parlor business card or pantyhose (of course they sign with their provider aliases!). Almost always the provider is flattered I ask them to sign something, sometimes they even laugh. When I asked Chelsea (an EXACT lookalike for Nancy Sinatra who in '96 gave me my BEST EVER BJ and had delicious DATY) she laughed when I asked asked her to sign a card so I told her "because you were GOOD" (this was in the lobby after the session so I had to keep it clean). At Studio 421 it seemed that almost all the women (even ones I never had sessions with) had heard about "the autograph guy".

Is Brad's Gold Club under new ownership, or just a name change? In this week's Nuvo it's called Rick's Cabaret.

Yes the Gold club was purchased by the chain of Rick's international. Purchase was made last Dec 31 and finally closed at the end of April.

New managers from their Las Vegas Club. More later.

Newly remodeled interior.. Well main floor and dance areas.

Short summary of long review. Do Not Visit this Club.

Promotional material handed out for June 16-18 grand opening. Stated Indianapolis's only upscale gentlemen's (SIC) club.

Physical changes made. Tore out old stage and replaced with three small stages with normal poles. All stages were designed as walk up stages with no stage side seating. However by last Thursday they had 4 chairs next to the main stage. Stages are 18-24 inches high with no bar rail etc. Main stage is about 8' x 18' and two smaller stages about 36-42" in diameter. Main floor is dark with at least to me irritating laser light. New carpet.

Dance Options; main floor is still two tiered with a few couches onm upper tier for $20 lap dances. Lapdacnes option two is the old back lapdance room is converted to short shoulder high booths with a $20 wristband good for the night and $20 per dance fee. Old back Champagne room is $125 for 30 minutes has new couches. This room was so brightly lit you wondered if the runways lights were on. I think it's the same lights with the color filters removed. The old front champagne room is now $300 for an four.

Club feel: Pretentious and uppity. Upon entering on Friday I was told to wait for someone to escort me to my seat. It seems all managerial / floor employees. Wear in ear communication devises. Anyway through some screw-up on their end they came and escorted the guy that entered behind me into the club and left me waiting. Finally after some heated expression on my end about was I supposed to wait, someone came and escorted me to my seat. By the way if you haven't hear the chain I hear closed it's Las Vegas club. Girls are about average. The club has needed to improve the quality of dancer for the last few months they made some change but not enough.

This had been my primary club since 2008. I can't see that happening in the future. Lots of guys wearing suits. I have to say I don't like the idea of upscale gentlemen's clubs I prefer strip clubs with a casual feel. I prefer seeing the dancer on stage. I prefer not having to stand if I want to tip a dancer. If she is busy accepting a tip give me a place to sit rather than stand in the way of others. Most of all I prefer to pick my own seat. And I prefer hot friendly dancers.

I'm sure there are people who like this style. I wish them luck. Actually I don't I hated this club a lot. But on the positive side if I average about 2 visits a month there are 25 free nights a year.

Justguessing: THANKS A MILLION for your review. I love lots of details, GREAT JOB listing not only the awkard policies and picayune expenses but also the changes in the structure and seating seating at Rick's (you talk like an architect or facilities designer!).

This new Rick's Cabaret sounds like a terrible ripoff! $20 for a lapdance bracelet is outrageous! Obviously they are forcing you to buy more than one lapdance. PT's now makes you buy a lapdance bracelet, but last time I was there it was only $5 (PT's is now owned by Hustler, I went to a Hustler club near St. Louis and they did the same thing).

I don't understand the purpose of escorting you to a seat, making you stand in line to tip a dancer, etc. Any theories for these strange policies? (security? upscale executive service?) Sounds like the Rick's system is time and money wasting hassle; I don't see them being very successful in Indy.

Last Friday I had a good time at Brad's Brass Flamingo (part of that good time was because of the free pork BBQ buffet). I HOPE Rick's doesn't buy them out! I have only been to Brad's Gold Club a few times. I usually went to the Brass Flamingo because it's closer for me.

I would probably say PT's is now an "upscale gentleman's club". PT's is more pricey than it used to be but I actually like the way it's run, nice clean, etc. (as opposed to some filthy dive like Lenny's or Patty's, not that I haven't been to those places several times). And I don't mind a FIVE dollar lapdance bracelet at PT's, but there's is absolutely NO WAY I'm paying TWENTY dollars for a bracelet at Rick's. You could get a whole lapdance or maybe 2 for that price somewhere else.

Sounds like the dancers are snobby too; I wouldn't like that (they're women who take their clothes off for strange men, what's to be arrogant about?). I'm assuming Rick's doesn't have any free food!

I'm avoiding Rick's like the plague (or should I say I'm avoiding it like herpes?) . I don't see a long and prosperous future for Rick's; this is Hoosierland where salaries (and the cost of living) are much lower than hoity-toity places like Las Vegas and L.A. Rick's certainly won't get any of my hard-earned money (i.e. I won't be shelling out big bucks there to get a hard-on!). If I have to spend a Franklin or more I'd rather go to an all-nude club, a nudist camp, lingerie shop, massage parlor or call an escort.

*For you younger people who didn't get my joke in the subject line, back in the old days we used to call anything that was overpriced "highway robbery"!

Northsideman

Great time Thursday night with some friends from here, lots of beer drunk and lap dances had. I fell in love only 3 times. Great sets of tits everywhere. Had lots of new friendlier talent since the last time I was there. Nobody tried the VIP room, but we were wearing out the couch'es.

TN

[QUOTE=AbbyAmour;1178546]I vote I rent an apartment where we can have monthly get togethers for verified hobby / providers only. The atmosphere is dark, dimly lit. Quiet, smokey music such as Lovage is playing in the back. Guys can go to the private bedrooms for. Er, private shows. Ha. . And people just chill and hang out. Kinda like a lounge for hobbiests and providers. Hmm. Maybe I'll talk to my local friends over at GBN about this. That might be kinda fun.[/QUOTE]Abby, I'm in!

[QUOTE=Cadillac31;1202964]Went to BBF, some nice girls, got dollar dances, then took one back to the room, seems pretty standard approach for most indy clubs. Any better action out, a more hands on approach?[/QUOTE]I went to Harem House and one dancer wanted a very hands on experience and others didn't but most where below my threshold of what I was willing to pay to get a dance from. But some are "hands friendly".

They have done sone rehiring and are workin on upgrading though as you all know that type of thing is a work in progress, They have girls for every preference but as per my understanding, no "providers" The more buiz they get the sooner for the upgrading. Special fav of mine is my baby sis mandy, go check her out but all the girls there are super awesome. CHECK it out! On Kentucky and Raymond. Advertises to open at 3 but normally doesn't until 430. Closed Sunday so GET IN THERE xoxo

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1207304]Great time Thursday night with some friends from here, lots of beer drunk and lap dances had. I fell in love only 3 times. Great sets of tits everywhere. Had lots of new friendlier talent since the last time I was there. Nobody tried the VIP room, but we were wearing out the couch'es.

TN[/QUOTE]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

FF.

PS. She's back, Tina's freckled tities and thieving ways.

I am visiting indy and it seems like BBF is the best value out of the clubs out here, especially for a non-regular. I don't want to get mugged in the process of going to a club, so could anyone tell me what the area is like around it.

Area around it is industrial commercial. Parking lot has security and lights.

As a non regular be prepared to tip at stage and ask girls you want to see expect a fair percentage to not stop by even if they say yes but the is enough depth of quality dancers you'll find someone you like.

[QUOTE=Combat Tank;1208691]I am visiting indy and it seems like BBF is the best value out of the clubs out here, especially for a non-regular. I don't want to get mugged in the process of going to a club, so could anyone tell me what the area is like around it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1208634]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

Not forgotton, I mean as much as we dogged him all night for not showing up. I've been to HH many many times over several years more titties there than I can remember. There was at least 11-12 decient girls there ON THURSDAY NIGHT!

Oh, ILLAPP most were at our table all night, even after they tried hitting me up for drinks and I told then I would only purchase water for them. I invented the 3 song back massage for 10. 00, I enjoy that as much as a 1 song dance for 20. 00 in the back.

I feel very badly I missed you for the second straight trip, if only you had been a week earlier I would have worn your old ass out keeping you out every night, bad timing for us. Actually I was out 3 nites out of 4 that week and I am still recovering. I had a beer for you on the table at PT's amateur night for you, I think FF or HOW or MrP drank it though. If not next time then soon as we can old friend. I will keep an eye on those titties for you and see if I can keep the 3 song massage tradition alive in your absence. I was in there at night early the week before and daytime the next day, the first nite was decent and made a really cute little friend who is elsehere already, and the next day the day shift was sort of old familiar faces, mid shift didn't show up, and nite shift was thin. What a difference a week can make.

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1209004]

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1208634]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

Not forgotton, I mean as much as we dogged him all night for not showing up. I've been to HH many many times over several years more titties there than I can remember. There was at least 11-12 decient girls there ON THURSDAY NIGHT!

Oh, ILLAPP most were at our table all night, even after they tried hitting me up for drinks and I told then I would only purchase water for them. I invented the 3 song back massage for 10. 00, I enjoy that as much as a 1 song dance for 20. 00 in the back. [/QUOTE]

My story.

Well, just got back from the Girls GirLs GiRLz!

I had been having a long day, and it being payday from Costco decided it was time to wet my throat and have some fun. I stopped into this gritty little club somewheres on the northeast of town.

I was sitting at the bar for a few minutes when I noticed a stunning young burnette

Woman down the bar. She looked a lot like the singer Nina who sang 99 red balloons in the eighties.

I finally dialed up my courage to talk to her. She said her name was ____ and that she didn't go to strip clubs that often, but definitely loved loved loved watching hot women dance naked and more, and that she was very bi.

I liked her spunk and her lustful enthusiasm and would have picked her up there. But she had a couple pals who she was already there with and would be leaving with. I asked if she would ever be around or could meet her again as I suspected she would be a great lay. She said something about working over by the Speedway and Debonaire? 0. O (@__@).

There's still some balloons out there floating around making me. Hopeful.

Winter is always to problematic for me in terms of strip club attire. I had a horrible zipper accident with an over enthusiastic dancer in college once and I have sworn off strip club zipperwear of any kind ever since.

Thats why I truly do love the commando shorts approach that summer allows us mongers when we go astripping in this balmy weather. Its easy, breezy, and most of all, efficient. Plus, I have calves that Rodin couldn't improve upon. I think it helps. (Patience gentle reader. I am not boasting for boasting's sake. This detail is very key to the narrative as a whole)

So anyway, there I was visiting my favorite artist at my favorite location who I am pleased to say has never ended up on these forums and who I am even more pleased to say, never will by any action of me or mine. (don't ask. I'm just that kind of ahole)

We had been talking for quite some time and low an behold her favorite song pops up so we go back for a private dance. I was astonished, I mean ASTONISHED, to discover that her favorite song was by Prince. So rare in a stripper.

But it ended up being a great set consisting of "raspberry beret", followed by "black velvet", followed by "I want to f#$k you like an animal".

As per usual with this particular entertainer, discreet access to my better half was obtained via my short's oh so convenient leg hole. As Trent Resner pounded out his final one man base line, I pounded out a few billion potential mini-me's.

All was well. We hugged. We gave our sincerest wishes that there be a football season and she went to clean up and I went to my seat.

It is a cruel joke that our creator has played upon us that the temperature of substances leaving our body do so at body temperature. You really can't feel them as they seep down your leg, stain your shorts, and dribble down your previously mentioned bronze worthy calves.

They can however apparently be seen quite vividly. As I walked by a table of two mongers and several dancers, they all (very indiscreetly I thought) burst out into laughter as I passed walked past them and to my table.

Ever curious, I inquired as to the source of their humor and one of the girls explained that in the process of checking out my legs (see? I told you my calves were relevant) she noticed that I had a considerable volume of my special home brew making its way down into my keens. And that I needed a change in shorts.

So. Take heed my fellow fellows. Shorts, while stylish, convenient, and accessible, are also short. There is a lot of visible dripping room between their bottom and the floor. Beware!

Glaucon,

I too am a big fan of the commando shorts approach, but I am somewhat paranoid about a mishap of the type you detailed. I suffered from a similar unplanned incident at the Hugger once, but it was only known to me and my new friend, as the salvo cleared the hem of the shorts with ease. However, trying to discreetly mop up the floor with drink napkins is a bit of a challenge.

In order to avoid these issues, I have added one item to my wardrobe for trips to the clubs: a dry raincoat, which is put on just prior to any involved interaction, and only around 6 bucks for a twelver at WalMart. I have found that this eliminates any troublesome spills, and the entertainers who have been made aware of such preparations have expressed appreciation for my thoughtfulness. While it can tend to decrease sensitivity, this allows me to get through at least a few songs before calling it quits.

While I equate the use of these devices during actual intercourse to eating a steak with a balloon on one's tongue, at the clubs, with just grinding and grabbing, they seem to do the trick.

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1209087]<snip Thats why I truly do love the commando shorts approach that summer allows us mongers when we go astripping in this balmy weather. Its easy, breezy, and most of all, efficient. <snip [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1209087]Winter is always to problematic for me in terms of strip club attire. I had a horrible zipper accident with an over enthusiastic dancer in college once and I have sworn off strip club zipperwear of any kind ever since.

So. Take heed my fellow fellows. Shorts, while stylish, convenient, and accessible, are also short. There is a lot of visible dripping room between their bottom and the floor. Beware! [/QUOTE]1. Tape a makeup sponge in a strategic location to sop up the little guys. Heck providers use it to keep Aunt from flowing.

2. Carry a tube of white suntan lotion with you into the back room. Then everyone will think you were back tanning instead of playing and she just didn't get it all rubbed in.

FF

PS. Speaking of tanning lotion, did you know that Slutcake found one that really brings out her freckles?

Meant to include a picture with my story.

Can anyone tell me where Tamara from BBF has moved on to? I'm not local, but would love to be mesmerized by her when I visit in a few months.

Thanks,

W

Thought I'd get in a report on a quick trip I made this past Monday. The place was really quite dead, with only 4-5 ladies working when I arrived just after 4 or so, and maybe 2 fellas other than myself. I wasn't planning on staying too long, and hadn't budgeted for a couch dance, as I usually save those for Tuesdays. I recognized a few familiar faces, and Cherry (I think that's her) showed up just before I left. She's not the typical "tits on a stick" stripper-type by any means, but she is a great conversationalist, and is very good at what she does.

I had also chatted for a bit with Kat? (she has a cat tattoo in the region, I just assumed that was her stage name as well) , a very-well-assembled brunette who was quite easy on the eyes. I got at least one dollar dance from almost every lady, and a beer, but just wasn't feelin' the vibe. Not as much contact, and stage-side visits were also somewhat tamer than I had previously experienced. Maybe they could tell I wasn't dropping major cash that day.

I may have to venture back to see Kat on a normal priced couch dance day, as she said she doesn't work Tuesdays, and would welcome any input you guys might have on her.

Apologies if I totally botched both girls' names, I tend to get foggy-headed in the presence of nekkid women.

Davek

This is a dated post, but still figured it was worth it. Also, so I don't sound arrogant, I have pretty high stripper standards, I only like certain kinds of girls. Sometimes the hunt for the hottest dancer in town on any given night is as much fun as the dances themselves for me. I was in town on Memorial day, stopped by quite a few places. Started at BBF around 3:30, place wasn't really busy, found a good seat. There were no dancers that really fit my look. Was sitting on the raised section like I always do, when a girl just skipped me for a dollar dance, then 10 minutes later another girl skipped me. No idea what the deal was, but that has never happened before, and I usually tip really good. So I moved on.

Ended up at Ricks (old gold club). I used the free pass from Nuvo. They did not take me to my seat like previously posted. Everything else was dead on. There were a few girls who were not bad looking, maybe 4 customers in the place (now 6:30ish). Saw a hot brunette I was interested in, went to the stage and had a seat. She crawled over, one quick boobs in the face and asked for a $5 bill. Did it, but knew that was a little to 'corporate' for me, so I moved on again.

Went to try The new Silk and lace and it was closed. Called Harem House with no answer, so I assumed it was closed. Headed on to Patty's.

Got to Patty's and there was not much going on. Me and another guy were the only customers in the place. 4 dancers. 3 black 1 white, the white girl was chubby and the black girls just were not good looking. Left again, even the chubby girl promised me a wild time in the back.

I decided to drive BACK up to Lafayette road, to this place called the cat house. Walked in and was met by a blonde in lingerie. She was really pretty good looking for a modeling place. Said It was ½ price Monday so a private show was only $20. I asked her what it was she said full contact like a lap dance, with no touching the normal two places. I about went for it until she said 'yeah, its a great time, $20 and tips start at $40' so I knew I could get better looking girls somewhere. So I left.

Headed back to the brass. Walked in and FINALLY saw what I was looking for. A hot Blonde named Prada. She was sitting with a dude at the bar, but I waited until she went on stage. Got a great stage grind and tipped her $5 at the rail and asked for a dance. She said sure when she was done and asked where I was sitting. She got off stage went back to the bar, an hour later, never stopped by. I finally left unhappy and decided to go home.

I also did some looking for some street walkers before the day started, you can check that report in the general forum.

I have had the strip club hobby for 6 years or so. I am only 27 and have seen a lot of my favorite dancers come and go. I used to be really into Jenna from brads gold club 5 years ago or so. Then Stevie from brads really did it for me. Sunshine at The brass was good for awhile. Also dancers had some hot blondes a few years ago. But now, a lot of dancers aren't really doing it for me looks wise, so I'm ready to move on.

A lot of guys are not into this and I've heard people tell me its gross, but I could care less; I really just want to makeout with strippers. Are there any dancers that will kiss during a private dance? I just want to kiss and rub boobs during private dances. Who does it and what club?

By the way what happened to Stevie and Jenna? Facebooks? Haha.

[QUOTE=Itsnottolate31; 1213875]This is a dated post, but still figured it was worth it. Also, so I don't sound arrogant, I have pretty high stripper standards, I only like certain kinds of girls. Sometimes the hunt for the hottest dancer in town on any given night is as much fun as the dances themselves for me. I was in town on Memorial day, stopped by quite a few places. Started at BBF around 3:30, place wasn't really busy, found a good seat. There were no dancers that really fit my look. Was sitting on the raised section like I always do, when a girl just skipped me for a dollar dance, then 10 minutes later another girl skipped me. No idea what the deal was, but that has never happened before, and I usually tip really good. So I moved on.

Ended up at Ricks (old gold club). I used the free pass from Nuvo. They did not take me to my seat like previously posted. Everything else was dead on. There were a few girls who were not bad looking, maybe 4 customers in the place (now 6:30ish). Saw a hot brunette I was interested in, went to the stage and had a seat. She crawled over, one quick boobs in the face and asked for a $5 bill. Did it, but knew that was a little to 'corporate' for me, so I moved on again.

Went to try The new Silk and lace and it was closed. Called Harem House with no answer, so I assumed it was closed. Headed on to Patty's.

Got to Patty's and there was not much going on. Me and another guy were the only customers in the place. 4 dancers. 3 black 1 white, the white girl was chubby and the black girls just were not good looking. Left again, even the chubby girl promised me a wild time in the back.

I decided to drive BACK up to Lafayette road, to this place called the cat house. Walked in and was met by a blonde in lingerie. She was really pretty good looking for a modeling place. Said It was ½ price Monday so a private show was only $20. I asked her what it was she said full contact like a lap dance, with no touching the normal two places. I about went for it until she said 'yeah, its a great time, $20 and tips start at $40' so I knew I could get better looking girls somewhere. So I left.

Headed back to the brass. Walked in and FINALLY saw what I was looking for. A hot Blonde named Prada. She was sitting with a dude at the bar, but I waited until she went on stage. Got a great stage grind and tipped her $5 at the rail and asked for a dance. She said sure when she was done and asked where I was sitting. She got off stage went back to the bar, an hour later, never stopped by. I finally left unhappy and decided to go home.

I also did some looking for some street walkers before the day started, you can check that report in the general forum. [/QUOTE]You are like the sexual Odysseus sir. But without the happy ending. Here's hoping you find yourself one badass Circe at your first club next time.

[QUOTE=Itsnottolate31; 1213878]A lot of guys are not into this and I've heard people tell me its gross, but I could care less; I really just want to makeout with strippers. Are there any dancers that will kiss during a private dance? I just want to kiss and rub boobs during private dances. Who does it and what club?

[/QUOTE]It doesn't seem that long ago you could count on at least one dancer trying to run her tongue down your throat while tipping at the stage, but alas, times they do change.

Like many on this board I am a big fan of the brass, and I am especially fond of the dayshift ladies. Take a few days and get established with 3. 4 dancers. Get a couple of dances from 2 or 3 of the girls from this "group" each visit, but only with the ones who get to your first and show interest then leave. This isn't going to pull a girl from a high paying regular the next time you come in, but you do get to see who is hungry.

Obviously you have to read the signs during your lapdances. The one who squeezes your johnson isn't necessarily the one who is going to kiss, I've seen girls who will do a BBBJ and not kiss on the mouth.

Then just talk to the girl and ask.

You could skip all the preliminaries described above and ask from the start, but where is the fun in that?

[QUOTE=Bigtbear;1214850]I've seen girls who will do a BBBJ and not kiss on the mouth.[/QUOTE]And thank God for that!

[QUOTE=Itsnottolate31;1213878]By the way what happened to Stevie and Jenna? Facebooks? Haha.[/QUOTE]"Stevie" is an accountant and still dating (maybe married to) a cop. He was usually hanging out in the club while she danced.

No idea what happened to "Jenna."

Went by the Silk for lunch today only to find that the hours have been changed to open at 2pm. I can understand the change because I was in there about two to three weeks ago and for the whole hour was the only customer.

Visited PT's on Wednesday night to see what new talent may be there. Overall, all the entertainers were attractive. Some very young (under21) girls. Hooked up with Chloe. She did the most amazing pole tricks I have ever seen. We spent some time in the private area and she was a lot of fun and energetic. Did have several tats, which is not normally my thing, but she was very real in all ways.

Hey FF, found freckles on Vaness. Cute kid although she is not real popular with the other workers there, but the freckles were all over her shoulders.

[QUOTE=DiscreetGuy86; 1216330]Visited PT's on Wednesday night to see what new talent may be there. Overall, all the entertainers were attractive. Some very young (under21) girls. Hooked up with Chloe. She did the most amazing pole tricks I have ever seen. We spent some time in the private area and she was a lot of fun and energetic. Did have several tats, which is not normally my thing, but she was very real in all ways.

Hey FF, found freckles on Vaness. Cute kid although she is not real popular with the other workers there, but the freckles were all over her shoulders. [/QUOTE]I think FF is recuperating after his all nighter and breakfast in bed with Ella; he's been quiet for a couple of days now?

[QUOTE=Tonto2037;1216564]I think FF is recuperating after his all nighter and breakfast in bed with Ella; he's been quiet for a couple of days now?[/QUOTE]I quit my job; Sold my house; Kicked my kid off to college early; Gave my dog away; all to travel with Ella and make sure nobody hurts her freckles.

FF.

PS. Got to go, her car is a stick shift and she keeps on shifting me into gear with those freckled hands of hers.

I normally try to limit visits to no more than twice a month for financial reasons, but opted to follow up last Thursday's outing with another one this past Monday. This time, I went for the Brass. I was again hoping to get out somewhat cheaply, but at least I had a budget for a few lappers. I was hoping I could get the attention of a favorite while I was there. Lo and behold, during my first swallow of fizzy yellow beer, Asia appeared. After an always welcome dollar dance and some friendly banter with her on my lap, I knew I had to take the opportunity while it was there. After I excused myself for a quick trip to the restroom for proactive spill prevention measures, we headed to the couches. I'd like to think a good time was had by all, but I can only truly vouch for me. She is an amazing woman, and one of my all-time favorites at the Brass.

When I returned to the general seating area, I received a few more dollar dances, and paid one visit to the stage. There was a tall thin blonde named Tia or something like that, wearing white. After I decided to visit her stageside, I noticed she was occasionally calling out to those not at the stage to come up. When I sat down, she asked "how much am I worth?" I do not care for this kind of crap, so I said "I'll start with a dollar and see what happens." After a very brief air dance, she got her dollar, and I returned to my seat.

After reading the reports below and experiencing this incident, I really hope these ladies are not trying to up the ante and raise the all-powerful dollar to a five. No can do.

Until next time, TITTIES!

Davek

I got a lap dance from Paula the Bolivian girl for the second time yesterday at Dancers. I don't know what she has but both times getting a dance from her has been a real turn on. Does anyone know anything about her? I've seen her there on dayshifts. She says she usually doesn't work weekend nights because the large crowds make her nervous. Clubs. I've crossed Friday and Saturday nights off as times to visit clubs. There's more girls then but also a lot more customers so it's harder to get dances. I've had a couple girls tell me that they don't particularly like the weekend nights either because it's mostly young guys out in groups drinking and they expect the girls to sit with them and socialize but don't buy many dances. The best times for me have been late afternoon or early evening weekdays when there have been several girls with nothing to do and only a couple customers. Anyone else have a favorite time and day?

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1218448]Anyone else have a favorite time and day?[/QUOTE]Dancers weekdays, BBF weeknights. Any evening with good weather just about anyplace; seems like guys find something else to do when it's nice out.

[QUOTE=West Central;1218696]Dancers weekdays, BBF weeknights. Any evening with good weather just about anyplace; seems like guys find something else to do when it's nice out.[/QUOTE]West Central has my something like my list down already.

Other clubs like Rio or Rick's (gold) depends on the known presence of select dancers.

I've been on my own quest of sc's lately and have been having a blast. I went to the three on Pendleton recently after reading some of your reviews. I don't get what is so great about HH as I didn't really have a great time there. I had people demand tips from me just for watching them dance and the backroom dance wasn't all that great. The best girls were also tied up with regulars. BE was pretty decent. The dances I had there were very pleasant. The girls would let their hands wander a lot and that's always good. However I ran into one that wouldn't stop dancing (and like an idiot I didn't stop her) and she ended by charging me multiple songs. It was a good experience though I have to admit. PT's is definitely cleaner and nicer. The dancers are very friendly if you have a large wallet. But there's zero fun in the back.

FF, there's a new dancer in PT's that has mad freckles. She used to work at Rio for a while so you may know her.

I figure if I want some advice I got to contribute here as well. I don't want to go to BBF but if you have any other good suggestions that would be great.

[QUOTE=West Central;1218696]Dancers weekdays, BBF weeknights. Any evening with good weather just about anyplace; seems like guys find something else to do when it's nice out.[/QUOTE]I hadn't thought of the weather aspect being an influence so I'll try a visit the next nice weather day. Thanks. I've noticed that there's fewer customers during really bad weather but it doesn't help any because fewer girls show up too. One time I went to PT's during a blizzard and I was the only customer there but there were also only two girls there, neither one of which was attractive.

Stopped by for a cigar last evening and there were 3 girls from Anderson, don't remember their names, just from Anderson. Two of them are sisters and the other a life long friend. All 3 were very attractive ladies and I did enjoy my $1 dances. I did not take time to do the backroom or private dance, etc. So I cannot attest to that part of the show. They said they had only been dancing there for a week maybe, at least that is what the younger sister said.

There was also a young lady who hailed from Houston; I don't know how long she had been dancing there but she was a very fun $1 dance lady as well.

I don't frequent the SCs much but on occasion, if close, will stop by for a cigar and the view!

I had a few extra minutes to spare, and decided to make a cheap trip to BBF for some Thursday afternoon fun. Arrived around 6PM, and surveyed the territory. I saw a few of my favorites, like Asia and Devon, but it was busier than usual and I was unable to get their attention. I won't initiate contact with a dancer who is otherwise occupied with another customer, as I consider it rude and in violation of stripper code.

I noticed a beautiful, tan brunette on stage that I believe went by the stage name "Envy." Very athletic body, shorter dark hair, not busty, but very nice from behind. I tipped stage-side and inquired about a couch dance. Shortly after she finished on stage, we were headed back, which is kind of a big deal for me, as I rarely try something new, even when dining at normal restaurants. I have my one or two favorites, and I never stray from what I know is a good thing.

This time, I was glad I did. She wasn't raunchy or dirty, and no extras were requested or provided. However, I received one of the sexiest couch dances I have had in a while, with plenty of what I will call "tasteful" contact. No groping of Mr. Johnson, but plenty of grinding, and while her chest isn't huge, it still felt delightful to the touch. I look forward to hopefully running into Envy again in the future, as she was a beautiful, classy young lady.

My dance with her also encapsulated for me why I will likely never visit an AMP, escort, or BP provider. I think I enjoy the variety of ladies in the club, and even if my mission is "completed" I don't consider it "cheating" in the sense that penetration of some sort should be required for that to be the case. I get to take in the sights, maybe have a nice release, and it's usually $40 or less.

TITTIES!

Davek