Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry John, you only qualify on the old count, since you are none of the other three or we would have filled you in on membership of the OFBP club-oops now I see I made a mistake- you certainly qualify on the P account also so since the club started only needing 2 out of 3 qualifiers let me be the first to welcome you. The fourth qualifier was added later so 2 out of four will get you in but you won't qualify for office with those paltry attributes, and you've got a ways to go two.[/QUOTE]You are too kind, or more likely the light in HH isn't so good, because I definitely qualify under the be category. I am old enough, too, cannot deny that. Now I wouldn't consider myself perverted but am relieved that I can qualify by your standards, LOL. I used to be well into the F category but try my best to keep away from that. Still, 3 out of 4 is solidly in the club.

Regarding MrnSolo, I was kind of joking about getting Jackie on the case (she outed a duplicate ID a while back) but, still, I am curious. Since his whole style is a put-on, it undermines his latest post, which is a pretty serious allegation/warning once you wade through the language.

Regarding our tiny angel, maybe next time we can ask big sister if her leetle seester (yet fully legal, let me be clear) is still on the circuit. Or whether they do a circuit together.

[QUOTE=Mrnsolo]Not sure why I am doin this cause I don't give a ratz azz bout most of this shit, but figured some body ought to be sayin hole truth. You guyz big boss mister poplar got it right bout that piece he been praising I have know her for a couple of years almost and she is one sweet little piece -bigboyz fun but I ain't sure if he is holdin out on yall for some reason or maybe he ain't the big knowitall he think he is but that girl got some nasty habits and she won't think two times bout dimein some dudes azz to keep her shit clean. I know she dropped it on a couple of dudes at least personaly to get the boyz in blue outta her stuff. Just sayin she is all that but should a told you bout the hole story, just not knowin why didn't so do with it what ya want.[/QUOTE]


I had never seen ebonics in text. cool.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]I luvs Mrnsolo ritten stile so much I thinks I am goin to change all my posts to reflect hiz. Tanks my friend and will miz u two. I haz to kep an I on u all to make surz u all ain't fighten whilze I gone fur the holidaze.

Ya all taken care now,

FF[/QUOTE]


So fucking priceless!

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]I noticed you using this term, and believe I've seen it used before by Ilapp and/or FreakleFreak. It was not in the authoritative abreviations list on our sister site ISG, so. What does it mean?[/QUOTE]Old Fat Bald Person

OFBP

[QUOTE=Sdevil]Old Fat Bald Person

OFBP[/QUOTE]

Sorry, the P is for Pervert. JZ I never would have taken you for a chubb at some point, and Wheel you got no F either. By the way, the Gentleman who I believe is the King of the OFBP group, and a fine fellow he is, I know is suffering from a serious ailment and since the M&G has taken himself out of the loop, even his phone is out of service. If you are out there friend I just want you to know you are missed, more by certain females who are honestly concerned about you, and you are in our thoughts. Please ,please don't hesitate to get in touch however is convenient if you need anything or even just to hear a friendly voice or to see a supportive note. We wish you well, don't stay a stranger friend and please let us know how you are doing. As I told someone here recently whom I met here and would consider a friend no matter how we met; this may be a strange place to meet a friend, but quite often we could do worse in other places and other ways. Happy New Year To All

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry, the P is for Pervert. JZ I never would have taken you for a chubb at some point, and Wheel you got no F either. By the way, the Gentleman who I believe is the King of the OFBP group, and a fine fellow he is, I know is suffering from a serious ailment and since the M&G has taken himself out of the loop, even his phone is out of service. If you are out there friend I just want you to know you are missed, more by certain females who are honestly concerned about you, and you are in our thoughts. Please ,please don't hesitate to get in touch however is convenient if you need anything or even just to hear a friendly voice or to see a supportive note. We wish you well, don't stay a stranger friend and please let us know how you are doing. As I told someone here recently whom I met here and would consider a friend no matter how we met; this may be a strange place to meet a friend, but quite often we could do worse in other places and other ways. Happy New Year To All[/QUOTE]Well said kind sir. And happy new year to you and all the other gentlemen, or should I say perverts.

I'm getting older, I can fart, I'm getting bald and I'm definitely a perv when it comes to younger woman! Does that qualify me to be a guest at your next meeting? Just Curious. Sorry to hear that one of us is not doing so well.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry, the P is for Pervert. JZ I never would have taken you for a chubb at some point, and Wheel you got no F either. By the way, the Gentleman who I believe is the King of the OFBP group, and a fine fellow he is, I know is suffering from a serious ailment and since the M&G has taken himself out of the loop, even his phone is out of service. If you are out there friend I just want you to know you are missed, more by certain females who are honestly concerned about you, and you are in our thoughts. Please ,please don't hesitate to get in touch however is convenient if you need anything or even just to hear a friendly voice or to see a supportive note. We wish you well, don't stay a stranger friend and please let us know how you are doing. As I told someone here recently whom I met here and would consider a friend no matter how we met; this may be a strange place to meet a friend, but quite often we could do worse in other places and other ways. Happy New Year To All[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Well said kind sir. And happy new year to you and all the other gentlemen, or should I say perverts.[/QUOTE]

LMAO-Yeah I guess you should buddy-we are what we are, at least we can have some fun and admit it , eh?

Well, I have seen here a couple of times, and she has brought a friend as well. Nothing like TWO russians doing EVERYTHING. They are looking to broaden their clientele. PM me for digits. They are pricey but worth it!

Yikes I need my wheaties.

Happy New Year!

Here's my first review on USA.

Met with Abbythebrothelgirl from E.comtoday. I've been curious about her since she showed up there, but had not had any luck hooking up. JZ gave me some added info about her appearance, so I wasn't surprised when I got there. Her photo is older, and she's a little heavier than she was when she worked at the Mustang Ranch, but still very cute. Either we clicked right off, or she's very good at it because we had a great time together. BBBJ, Mish, K9, and MSOG. No CIM allowed. Didn't ask much about the menu offerings because I was only there for an hour. The rate was published at $$. She made it clear she wasn't concerned about time, but she did wear her runner's watch the whole time. I didn't pay too much attention to the time, but I left about 90 minutes after our appointment time. Once the fun and games were over, the score was tied 2-2. Very vigorous workout and my legs were wobbly. I'm in pretty good shape, so to wear me out takes quite a bit of action. I'll definitely return for a rematch.

Sounds like you had fun. The only detail you left out on my experience was the odd smile she displayed when we were talking at the beginning. So I will assume that was just due to how strange I looked to her!

I had a suspicion she has a wild side into which I didn't tap during our first meeting. Your review encourages me to go back for more.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Here's my first review on USA.

Met with Abbythebrothelgirl from E.comtoday. I've been curious about her since she showed up there, but had not had any luck hooking up. JZ gave me some added info about her appearance, so I wasn't surprised when I got there. Her photo is older, and she's a little heavier than she was when she worked at the Mustang Ranch, but still very cute. Either we clicked right off, or she's very good at it because we had a great time together. BBBJ, Mish, K9, and MSOG. No CIM allowed. Didn't ask much about the menu offerings because I was only there for an hour. The rate was published at $$. She made it clear she wasn't concerned about time, but she did wear her runner's watch the whole time. I didn't pay too much attention to the time, but I left about 90 minutes after our appointment time. Once the fun and games were over, the score was tied 2-2. Very vigorous workout and my legs were wobbly. I'm in pretty good shape, so to wear me out takes quite a bit of action. I'll definitely return for a rematch.[/QUOTE]

Saw she had some reviews that looked positive. I like a young, thin girl and that she is. So I called and set an appointment. Easy to do, but she doesn't seem to answer. I didn't block my number and she called back. Said what her ad stated for donation, drive to general area and call back. Did that, then she gave me a room number for incall. When she opened the door, it was obvious her pics are real, and unembellished. She's a hot, young spinner, just like her pics. Really thin, nice body, perky B's.

But GFE, as advertised, she ain't. No kissing at all, no DATY, no finger play inside, no BBBJ, just covered. In fact, she won't even touch you uncovered with her hand. But I was in no mood to argue, paid the agreed donation and then she had me read this disclaimer, like what you see on CL and BP ads sometimes. Weird. Then she said, "But now that our time is up, you're welcome to hang out and what happens happens." Wink-wink. She's young, a bit scared and the whole thing started to be a downer. But at this point, I'm there, whatever.

Well, between some strong cold meds, being extra tired, not feeling really comfortable with the rules, I should have left. She gave it a go with a CBJ, but I wasn't cooperating. I'll give her an A for effort on that end, but I could never progress beyond that. I will say SHE was ready for it, but it wasn't happening.

So, if you like 'em young, really thin and don't care for DFK or even LFK or BBBJ, then she's worth a go. I probably won't repeat because w/o those two things, I'm just not interested.

Oh, and one more thing for Freckle Freak. Her face is loaded with them. He'll love her.

TA2

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]Ashley SummersTA2[/QUOTE]

I messed up the name. That's her e-mail address. Name on e.com is Playmate_Ashley.


Ta2

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]Saw she had some reviews that looked positive. I like a young, thin girl and that she is. So I called and set an appointment. Easy to do, but she doesn't seem to answer. I didn't block my number and she called back. Said what her ad stated for donation, drive to general area and call back. Did that, then she gave me a room number for incall. When she opened the door, it was obvious her pics are real, and unembellished. She's a hot, young spinner, just like her pics. Really thin, nice body, perky B's.

But GFE, as advertised, she ain't. No kissing at all, no DATY, no finger play inside, no BBBJ, just covered. In fact, she won't even touch you uncovered with her hand. But I was in no mood to argue, paid the agreed donation and then she had me read this disclaimer, like what you see on CL and BP ads sometimes. Weird. Then she said, "But now that our time is up, you're welcome to hang out and what happens happens. " Wink-wink. She's young, a bit scared and the whole thing started to be a downer. But at this point, I'm there, whatever.

Well, between some strong cold meds, being extra tired, not feeling really comfortable with the rules, I should have left. She gave it a go with a CBJ, but I wasn't cooperating. I'll give her an A for effort on that end, but I could never progress beyond that. I will say SHE was ready for it, but it wasn't happening.

So, if you like 'them young, really thin and don't care for DFK or even LFK or BBBJ, then she's worth a go. I probably won't repeat because w/o those two things, I'm just not interested.

Oh, and one more thing for Freckle Freak. Her face is loaded with them. He'll love her.

TA2[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review and TOFTT. I saw her post on E.comand got interested, but balked at the age and newness. I also thought of FF based on the photos. Being so young, she's probably not too experienced yet with older guys. The boys she's used to get hard when the wind blows, and pop in 60 seconds. She looks good, but based on your feedback, I'll probably pass.

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Sounds like you had fun. The only detail you left out on my experience was the odd smile she displayed when we were talking at the beginning. So I will assume that was just due to how strange I looked to her!

I had a suspicion she has a wild side into which I didn't tap during our first meeting. Your review encourages me to go back for more.[/QUOTE]Fun it was. Yeah, I kept remembering the "funky smile" you told me about. Sounded more like a jaw-drop from your line of questioning. She has a very pretty smile, but I also noticed the left side droops a bit. Just a muscle thing. And I thought maybe that's what you were talking about.

I forgot to mention the CG ride, the constant kissing, and the fact that she was a nice tight fit! Although DATY is a menu item, she told me that she does not finish that way, so warned me not to waste any time down there, unless that's the only thing I wanted to do.

As far as wild streak, well, she warmed up after our first-time jitters went away. She was pretty direct in what she would do or wanted to do, and didn't hesitate with anything I asked for. She's definitely very experienced and lost no time in fulfilling my requests. I'm sure next time will be a lot more exciting. I'd definitely like to help her lose a few lbs.

You know, the more time I spent with her, the more she reminded me of SensorySurprise. Kinda like a 3/4 scale version of her. Same attitude, similar smile (never stopped smiling), liked to kiss, loves multiple pops, loves to please, and said "yeah" a lot in a similar way. I had to laugh at the similarities. Subtle as they were.

First I want to thank everyone who contacted me and voiced their concern about our "fallen" brethren and wanted to wish him their best. I received a mail and I am glad to report that things went well but that there will be a long recuperation time , so there is reason to be optimistic but it sounds like he has a long road ahead. I regret to say that I don't believe he will be rejoining us in the forseeable future, if ever at all. He is,and has re-examined his life as one might expect when faced with similar circumstances, and found it wanting, and does not believe that the path he has followed in the past is the best for him in the future. I hope that I speak for all of us when I say that we respect and honor any choice he believes in his best interest because that is what we truly wish for him, all the best. Just know friend that when the day comes you might like to share some fellowship that the first round is on me, until then--"Long Live the King"

This report on a recent experience comes with a Disclaimer.

Ready? For those who feel threatened by my ego, offhand writing style, playful attitude or anything else I haven't though of, I apologize in advance. I am truly, very sorry. You are warned to stop reading NOW because this is a good report and you may be once again forced to post witty cut-downs and back-handed compliments. But I know it's fun and some of you can't resist.

Oh, and for Mrnsolo, just try to follow along as best you can.

Still with me and my sophisticated use of irony? Here's the report. As is my habit, I like to call on new e.com profiles that have no reviews, no experience and just a picture of mudflap girl to go by. I've had hits and misses. I sent "missandrea" a quick message introducing myself and I get a text back to call. I do and the sweet girl on the other end sounds familiar and we both recognize each other at the same time. She is well-known and respected, but had to drop her old profile and excellent reviews for reasons of excessive drama, to which I barely paid attention.

She quickly came over. There she was at my door, cute as ever, complete with a curvy young white body and sexy smile. She was dressed in a black scarf over a sexy brown top, leather belt, super-tight denim shorts (!) with clingy black leggings and tall "yes, you may fuck me" boots.

We reaquanted ourselves, but wasted very little time. She took only a couple sips from her drink before she decided to take a seat - on my lap and start kissing and grinding on me. I relieved her of her top and from there to the bedroom was a short run, dropping clothes along the way. She made me undress her and we made out a while on the bed, me still fully clothed. DATY was as I remember from last time, just beautiful, clean, fresh and responsive. You're going to love it. She was enthusiastically open to some light fetishes with comfortable equipment.

She was indulgent too, taking my cock in her mouth while I gently face-fucked her until I was hard. Then she positively demanded to be fucked - but was in no position to be making any demands - which had the effect of making her hotter than a terrorists underpants. Due to her entanglements at the moment, I enduldged her eventually with one drawn out position, with her saying the most unspeakably dirty things the whole time until we climaxed nearly together. She wanted me to cum on her face, but I succeeded in hitting her hair, neck, chin and my pillows just for show. Not my best skill-set.

After washing up, she joined be back in bed where we layed naked against each other talking under the covers. Soon though, our shivering stopped and I was growing hard again with her softness next to me. Like the sexy pro she is, she guided me into her from behind. We spoon-fucked a while before switching around and - she wanted it very slowly and romantic this time - we climaxed nearly simultaneously again, this time me releasing on her belly and tits. Now, it was time for a serious nap under the covers and we nearly did, for it was cold and snowy outside and warm in bed. But she had to eventually go into that subfreezing night - not before a smouldering kiss and obligatory grope of my package at the front door - and she was gone after a 2 hour visit.

She asked that I don't reveal her previous name, but I did review her here a couple months ago. Her new profile on e.com is "missandrea".

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]This report on a recent experience comes with a Disclaimer.

Ready? For those who feel threatened by my ego, offhand writing style, playful attitude or anything else I haven't though of, I apologize in advance. I am truly, very sorry. You are warned to stop reading NOW because this is a good report and you may be once again forced to post witty cut-downs and back-handed compliments. But I know it's fun and some of you can't resist.

Oh, and for Mrnsolo, just try to follow along as best you can.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info about missandrea. As for your posts, I enjoy reading them, regardless of what others (or I) may think of your style, etc. It's still fun! Keep 'em comin'.

One question about your post. Do you know if those boots come in a mans size? I'd like a pair of those, it would alleviate some of my questions at the SC's.

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]Do you know if those boots come in a mans size? I'd like a pair of those, it would alleviate some of my questions at the SC's.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I had some - they were very hot. But eventually a gay porn movie called and wanted them back.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Yes, I had some - they were very hot. But eventually a gay porn movie called and wanted them back.[/QUOTE]

Why did they have your number. lol

I need some help from you mongers who have seen Zanovia Kirov. This 18 year old is bad news. She went out east with another provider, got busted and then told LE she was kidnapped and being forced into her services.

If you have any old postings, pictures contact info please send me a PM. If you see a new profile up for her on any site, send me a PM.

Beware that she may set you up. She flipped on the provider big time and why wouldn't she take down any Monger if needed. I know some of you have seen her so help out a local provider who is now in fed lock up for no reason.

I will not devulge the provider in trouble except to those I have already spoken with. She has family and wants some privacy, just as you would in the same circumstances.

Thanks in advance.

PS I saw some very Sensory freckles yesterday and they were wonderful. A real Surprise in my hobby experience.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "andrea.lopezruiz@yahoo.com" regarding the above report.

[quote]This is an UNTRUE post[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I should not have put my PS in the post. Don't worry my freckled lady from yesterday has nothing to do with the rest of the post.

My problem is I always like to end my posts good or bad with something to do with freckles and I just couldn't get my experience from yesterday out of my head.

My appologies to all, especially the lady with freckles.

FF

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]This report on a recent experience comes with a Disclaimer.

Ready? For those who feel threatened by my ego, offhand writing style, playful attitude or anything else I haven't though of, I apologize in advance. I am truly, very sorry. You are warned to stop reading NOW because this is a good report and you may be once again forced to post witty cut-downs and back-handed compliments. But I know it's fun and some of you can't resist.

[/QUOTE]

POP,

As I told you the other day in PM, my post was more of what I would call witty banter, than a back-handed compliment or witty cut-down...I believe I also made it clear that had I intended to be critical, I would have taken it to PM instead of trashing someone on the boards...not really my style...

Ilapp, FF, TN and others have been the subjects of my "witty banter" and I can receive it as well as I can give it...

Glad you had a nice time with an old friend with a new pseudonym, thanks for sharing...

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]
PS I saw some very Sensory freckles yesterday and they were wonderful. A real Surprise in my hobby experience.[/QUOTE]

Any of us who have been "Surprised" in the past, fully expect that you would certainly enjoy that experience.

Happy Freckle Hunting.

[QUOTE=Power Tool]Ilapp, FF, TN and others have been the subjects of my "witty banter" and I can receive it as well as I can give it...[/QUOTE]


Not yuz my friendz. Never has I ever seenz you displayz "witty banter" on thiz bored. Iz thought only mez and "Adonis" were the only witty onze. Yuz must b joken!

Ya all taken care now!

FF

PS Look out fur them frecklez fur me.

Posted by Mr. Poplar
"New" Provider
This report on a recent experience comes with a Disclaimer.

Posted by Freckle Freak
I need some help from you mongers who have seen Zanovia Kirov. This 18 year old is bad news.

It would make me Mr. Obvious to state that Mr P knows this, and I surmise FF has not made the connection yet, but for all else, unless I am mistaken, you both are speaking of the same young lady, true? And if mrnsolo didn't read slow enough to make the connection I would be glad to type s-l-o-w-e-r.

[QUOTE=Power Tool]POP,

As I told you the other day in PM, my post was more of what I would call witty banter, than a back-handed compliment or witty cut-down...I believe I also made it clear that had I intended to be critical, I would have taken it to PM instead of trashing someone on the boards...not really my style...

Ilapp, FF, TN and others have been the subjects of my "witty banter" and I can receive it as well as I can give it...

Glad you had a nice time with an old friend with a new pseudonym, thanks for sharing...[/QUOTE]Mighty "big" of you.

The girls name is not listed in this story. Has anyone heard anything?

[url]http://www.theindychannel.com/news/22142473/detail.html[/url]

I heard the dude that was killed - "never saw it coming".

What a way to go - had a hard-on he never used.

LD



[QUOTE=pseud onym]The girls name is not listed in this story. Has anyone heard anything?

[url]http://www.theindychannel.com/news/22142473/detail.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/bodyrub...wAd?oid=2698251[/url]

I had this today $150, stayed over an hour. Pictures don't due her justice.
Total GFE.
Sorry, I know this ain't Indy, but DAMN!

Don't know why the link didn't work. If interested go over there to check out in case your in that neighborhood, I got the number.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]I need some help from you mongers who have seen Zanovia Kirov. This 18 year old is bad news.[/QUOTE]Your help has been amazing. With the info supplied by the members of this board, the lawyers for the defendent and the defendent are now one up on Zinovia. The hearing is Thursday so I will know more by next week.

This is a sad situation for all. Zinovia is an alien with two kids to support. The provider charged also has family. Everyone lost in this incident. It also brings to my mind how unexpected this hobby can be. I have met many friends from this board and would hate to have someone go through the pain that the above are going through.

I knew the hobbyist that Ilapp discussed in the past posts. He is a good man and I wish him well. I wish everyone peace and safety. Be safe, have fun, live life to the fullest and take care.

FF

PS. Last night I saw some freckles at Cub Paradise with a new friend "Hotforty". Fun time with a midshift angel. Might revisit and see if angel will take me to heaven.

Pm for Info.

I have a mtg. coming up mid-January in Indy and was looking at HotMacy's profile on e.com. Does anyone have any information on her or should I continue to browse the profiles?

[QUOTE=Sniper Dog]I have a mtg. coming up mid-January in Indy and was looking at HotMacy's profile on e.com. Does anyone have any information on her or should I continue to browse the profiles?[/QUOTE]If you believe what you read I would keep looking for safety purposes. Yours.

[QUOTE=Sniper Dog]I have a mtg. coming up mid-January in Indy and was looking at HotMacy's profile on e.com. Does anyone have any information on her or should I continue to browse the profiles?[/QUOTE]


Had a threesome with her and Sophie32 about 6 weeks ago. Maybe a little longer. Met at what she says is her sisters house on the SE side. Together they were a bit much. I'm 6'5 and they are both big boned and we were in a queen bed against a wall. Also the room was cluttered. Anyway she is a beautiful woman. They set me back $$$ total for the hour. Unrushed and definately not a clock watcher. Single, she told me $$ anytime. I don't repeat so I never took her up on it, but it would be a well spent $$.

Hey, a good time was indeed had by all at Club P yesterday evening!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]FF

PS. Last night I saw some freckles at Cub Paradise with a new friend "Hotforty". Fun time with a midshift angel. Might revisit and see if angel will take me to heaven.[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile, crusing the regular route on the eastside yielded nothing of late. Hate this weather!

Lexi's phone number is the same as Christina's

No wonder Lexi has a hot voice - Christina does.

This girl is just one big liar, stay away, so much more to chose from.

LD

Not sure what Inndy1 is talking about, but I saw HotMacy like 10 months ago, I've moved since then. Highly recommend her. I think I have a post on this.

BB

[QUOTE=Braskeyb]Not sure what Inndy1 is talking about, but I saw HotMacy like 10 months ago, I've moved since then. Highly recommend her. I think I have a post on this.

BB[/QUOTE]Maybe she hadn't been busted 10 months ago but has within the last 3 and at any time can turn on you now you can decide. There are other providers you can trust.