Massage Parlor Reports

Head to a very old favorite since a lot of NOVA favs have closed down. Kinja. Gone, HMC. Gone, so I headed to Dumfries to the old Soo Guong. MS let me in and had me wait in the room. Figured attendance was up. Nope just one girl. MS. Very nice body for a MS though. TS was ok but came after massage, which was strange. Before used to clean my hands then relax them then get a small hand shake then a Hi five. Now just a quick foaming hand shake. I indicated I could handle a Hi five, but MS said times have changed. WTF? Anyway, suppose I'll just head into the city from now on.

[QUOTE=Divepro]I posted a longer, more detailed report in the CL Reviews for DC (under Requests for Information on Providers) since I found this one through CL.

Don't have the link yet since it's still under moderation.

Anyway, lousy service, worse attitude, and B&S make this place a complete loss. This girl was butt ugly, fat, probably mid 40s.

Her massage technique was OK when she lingered in one place long enough to mimic a massage. Most of the time it was more like I had a crack fiend in orbit around my body. Oh, and, that wonderful walk-on-the-back technique works best with a spinner with a light touch. This 160-180# heifer stomping around was just plain painful and a little frightening.

Summary:

Looks: 2
Attitude: 2
Service: -5

This place is the opposite of my ATF. It's my AT Worst.[/QUOTE]Who? Where?

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Your welcome.[/QUOTE]I think you mean "you're welcome".

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Your welcome.[/QUOTE]Now that is fanny (oops Funny), isn't it?

[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]I think you mean "you're welcome".[/QUOTE]Ugh, that is what I get for trying to be a smart ass.

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from October 2008 to December 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 11/22/08 - Wayward One (Jul to Sep 2008)


Unknown location
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??? - 12/30/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 12/27/08 - Dirtyolman (+)
Yung - 12/22/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 12/17/08 - Lovejugs (+)
Roxie - 12/06 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 12/5/08 - John Hudson (+)
mickey - 11/30/08 - Amp Bum (-)
??? - 11/27/08 - Drew Park
??? - 11/26/08 - Jim Rob (-)
??? - 11/24/08 - Pilot Aviator (-)
Yumi - 11/15/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 11/13/08 - Norm Leone (-)
??? - 11/11/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Yong - 11/6/08 - CsInControl (+)
??? - 11/5/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 10/25/08 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Sara - 10/22/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
??? - 10/14/08 - Pilot Aviator (?)


A Plus Therapy
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??? - 12/7/08 - Carver (+)


Aroma
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Yuri - 12/30/08 - Fatpig (-)
??? - 11/27/08 - Dr Bombay (+)


ATMB
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Jenny - 12/4/08 - Showboatt (?)
Connie - 10/06/08 - Tanaka (?)


Best (TS)
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Sheena - 12/5/08 - Hondo17 (+)
Gina - 11/14/08 - Lovejugs (?)
??? - 11/08/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)
Connie - 10/27/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)
Candi - 10/21/08 - Hondo17 (+)
NaNa - 10/05/08 - Lovejugs (+)


Bodywork
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Judy/Mickey/Jenny - 10/05/08 - Lovejugs (+)


CTM (TS)
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Sara - 11/08/08 - Amp Forever (+)


Far East (chantilly)
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??? - 12/23/08 - Ampnewb (+)
??? - 12/18/08 - Ycwinva (+)
Sunny - 12/10/08 - Lovejugs (+)


Golden
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- 10/28/08 - Pcpc1688 (-)


Holiday (K Accupressure)
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??? - 12/30/08 - Fatpig (+)


Honto
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??? - 10/18/08 - Norm Leone (+)


Kim's Therapy
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??? - 12/24/08 - AMP Bum (+)
Penny - 12/12/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Young - 12/12/08 - Halberstammer (+)
Ruby - 12/02/08 - Tomfool (?)
??? - 10/28/08 - Telcova (+)


Lilly's (YST, Champs)
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closed - 10/29/08 - Just Ken
??? - 10/05/08 - Lovejugs (-)


Little River
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Cindy - 10/01/08 - Nova Player (+)


Magical Touch (MT)
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Amy - 10/10/08 - BigTigger (+)


NSP
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??? - 11/27/08 - Any Mouse (-)
Pepsi/??? - 11/21/08 - Hofi35 (+)
??? - 11/18/08 - Ginger man (+)


P&S
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May - 12/19/08 - Entourage (+)


Smile (Oasis, Soo-Goung)
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MMS - 12/5/08 - Westend Monger (-)


Spa World (legit)
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- 11/18/08 - Amp Forever (legit)
Han - 11/16/08 - Bumble (?)


Sunstar
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??? - 11/24/08 - Iceman1951 (?)


Tyco (enliven)
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May - 12/28/08 - Max Beelyun (+)


Universal (Angel Therapeutic)
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Mary - 12/30/08 - Fatpig (+)
Mary - 12/2/08 - amplvr (+)
??? - 11/26/08 - Lovejugs (-)


VP (V&P)
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June/??? - 10/05/08 - Lovejugs (-)
??? - 10/03/08 - Bumble (+)


Youngs
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??? - 12/8/08 - Max Beelyun (?)


Zen
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??? - 10/05/08 - Lovejugs (?)




Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

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Since others have recently been talking about their dreams, I thought I would share mine. I had a dream yesterday that I went to see my best therapist and had nice long massage!

I would share my dream too. Really, that wasn't good dream, but it wasn't nightmare too. Visited it for a first time after long break. Doctor was about 3X-4X, with good teeth and very nervous face. TS was short and it was without any attention to my unevens. She was deeply armored, may be in several levels of different clothes, that's understandable, because of it was very chill day. Promices, promices for happy future. At least massage was good.

I don't think that I'll be able to dream it again ;(

Had a little time so made an appointment earlier this week. Quiet afternoon.

Angie provided me an excellent massage.

I think she is the best. Will definitely repeat.

If you've not visited, you should -- and always be nice to the ladies.

PA

First review and after reading other reports I decided that I should try Kim's first. Had gone to Magical Touch a couple times but this was my first Fairfax experience.

Went end of week last week as a walk-in. Greeted by Ms. Baa??? She told me no one else was in that day so she was my only option. Cute 40ish and very tiny. I definitely heard others talking in the building while I was there but that could have been from the offices upstairs.

Ms. Baa told me that Young was on vacation and that the other ladies I asked for were sick that day. She did an excellent job however though I missed not having the TS. She mentioned they only have stand up version. After walking all over me and light touch, he finale was amazing. I usually have great endurance but I couldn't last long under her experienced hands.

Is it better to make an appt. with Kim's to get a different lady?

David told me this place was great. He took Larry and his two brothers, Daryl and Daryl, for a massage. He said they met Hanna, who provided all with an excellent TS.

He said the massage was great, and they all enjoyed themselves before leaving. He mentioned the cost was normal, and discussion of any tiping at all, though he said he was generous as he intended to go back.

While travelling, my buddy Joey dropped by for some care after seeing an advertisement on CL. The MS (connie)gave him the massage. He took a shower and sat in a sauna for a few minutes. The massage was decent, and completely legitimate. He was disappionted, as he said he left with a lot of oil on his skin, and that he still felt quite stressed out. He would not recommend this location.

Ms Baa

Think you accidently went to Fairfax Pet a Zoo.

[QUOTE=Sculleyjohn6]First review and after reading other reports I decided that I should try Kim's first. Had gone to Magical Touch a couple times but this was my first Fairfax experience.

Went end of week last week as a walk-in. Greeted by Ms. Baa??? She told me no one else was in that day so she was my only option. Cute 40ish and very tiny. I definitely heard others talking in the building while I was there but that could have been from the offices upstairs.

Ms. Baa told me that Young was on vacation and that the other ladies I asked for were sick that day. She did an excellent job however though I missed not having the TS. She mentioned they only have stand up version. After walking all over me and light touch, he finale was amazing. I usually have great endurance but I couldn't last long under her experienced hands.

Is it better to make an appt. with Kim's to get a different lady?[/QUOTE]

Stopped by the Bay for some therapy today. The weather was beautiful, it was early afternoon, uncrowded and I was well taken care of by the lovely Ms. Koko. She is, IMHO, a very nice looking mature K-girl that really knows how to massage. For 30 minutes, standard fee's applied.

Question: Do they not have a TS or at least a stand-up? I was going for the one hour with TS but she said they have no shower facilities, so opted for 30 minutes. This was my first time there, so, maybe she was being cautious?

I had to be in Falls Church late this morning and decided to give it a try at Virginia Massage & Bodywork (over the bakery). At 1115 they were closed. Durn. Down the street to Sunshine at 6201 to find the that they too were closed, in spite of the sign promising 12 hours a day, seven days a week service. My back and shoulders were killing me so I opted for the legitimate (beware their come-on adverts on CL) Perfect Touch, which is now calling itself Health First, at Seven Corners Place. Amy (a spinner) and Ping (tallish, I'd rate a 6) on duty. I got Ping. The massage was first rate accupuncture (rated at 8), but it was just a massage and it was clear that that was all that would be available. Came out feeling destressed and a lot more limber in the lumbar.

Went to Tyco today and was met by Susan. Boy, now that's a woman.

10 on the looks but unfortunately, she talks too much. Don't get me wrong, she is a very nice lady (and am nice guy too) but I am used to just enjoying the massage.

TS was far less than how I want to be pampered but she still did a good job. My mistake was asking for a medium (instead of hard) massage. I think my muscles were not pushed to its limit.

All the other standards (including finish) were on hand and am definitely going back.

I will be in the Chantilly area next week and I am looking for some fun. Can anyone recommend any outcall girls, or MP's. Senior monger from ATL here doing some business travel trying to see what NoVA has to offer! PM me if you could..

I went there late today as well. I forgot to ask her name, but since she was the only one there, I guess it was Susan. Yes, she is on the chatty side. I've had her before, if you give monosyllabic responses she'll stop talking, but today I felt chatty as well.

She gives a pretty good massage but if you really need attention anywhere, then you need to tell her. In my case I needed some shoulder work.

Finish was good as always, she really has a very nice touch and is receptive to suggestions.

[QUOTE=Plaqueman75]Went to Tyco today and was met by
Susan. Boy, now that's a woman.

10 on the looks but unfortunately, she talks too much. Don't get me wrong, she is a very nice lady (and am nice guy too) but I am used to just enjoying the massage.

TS was far less than how I want to be pampered but she still did a good job. My mistake was asking for a medium (instead of hard) massage. I think my muscles were not pushed to its limit.

All the other standards (including finish) were on hand and am definitely going back.[/QUOTE]

I have been to Enliven several times but it was a while ago. While I don't remember a Susan I do remember that they did not have a table shower just a little seat to sit on for basically a standup shower. You review indicates a TS does that mean they now have a table shower?

My ATF provider just shared her experience over the last month with FCPD visitations. She said local AMPs in Chantilly/Centreville are being visited by LE and county officials are checking licencing, and looking for improper activity. You do not want to be in an AMP when this happens. As she said customers will likely be charged with something.

She's been lucky and remains uncharged, but has heard that other AMPs and customers have been hit frequently.

Obviously, information is being openly shared and LE monitors this board. The more we talk about it, the more they investigate and the more they put pressure on the AMPs and customers.

I for one do not need my name and address in the Post. So I am going to find an alternate treatment for my yellow fever outbreaks until this reaches a black Monday event, or it cools down a bit.

BTW. One of the establishments in the area has been providing above normal NOVA finishes. Sr. Members who don't already know can PM me for the name.

Be careful out there.

NF

"frequenting a bawdy place".

Nasty business! Name, address in the paper and all.

JJ


[QUOTE=Novaflow]My ATF provider just shared her experience over the last month with FCPD visitations. She said local AMPs in Chantilly/Centreville are being visited by LE and county officials are checking licencing, and looking for improper activity. You do not want to be in an AMP when this happens. As she said customers will likely be charged with something.

She's been lucky and remains uncharged, but has heard that other AMPs and customers have been hit frequently.

Obviously, information is being openly shared and LE monitors this board. The more we talk about it, the more they investigate and the more they put pressure on the AMPs and customers.

I for one do not need my name and address in the Post. So I am going to find an alternate treatment for my yellow fever outbreaks until this reaches a black Monday event, or it cools down a bit.

BTW. One of the establishments in the area has been providing above normal NOVA finishes. Sr. Members who don't already know can PM me for the name.

Be careful out there.

NF[/QUOTE]

I was on the way to Manassas and stuck in the I66 parking lot when I decided to pass on that one and call FCCC - GOOD MOVE!!

1. FCCC - 6201
2. Jennifer
3. OUTSTANDING!!
4. PM if you need more details

JJ

1. Kims

2. Yong

3. Good - not crazy about the shower chair, prefered the table.

So, it's been a few months since I visited an AMP or CL girl. Funds are tight and I've been seeing a 27 yr old (I'm 42). Anywhoo, Green Tree used to be called Angel Therepy. They are advertising new hot Asian women and $10 off. So I decided to try it tonight. I am 5 mins away so I ventured over just a little before 9:30 pm and they close at 10:00 pm

Well, I drive over there and as I was driving up I noticed a empty parking lot, not unusual since all offices ate closed at this time. HOWEVER, there was a Loudoun County Sheriff car idling in the parking lot. Scared the hell out of me as I drove by on the main road not the AMP parking area. I turned around in the condo complex and got our of dodge. Now, this may or may not be related: When I drove by the McDonalds, there was a LC sheriffs car with lights on and a car pulled over, just about. 3 or so miles from the AMP parking lot.

I think I will pass on the $10 off special at Green Tree.

[QUOTE=Tomfool]1. Kims

2. Yong

3. Good - not crazy about the shower chair, prefered the table.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I was on the way to Manassas and stuck in the I66 parking lot when I decided to pass on that one and call FCCC - GOOD MOVE!!

1. FCCC - 6201
2. Jennifer
3. OUTSTANDING!!
4. PM if you need more details

JJ[/QUOTE]

I have seen her twice so far. Reported in the escort thread. She was great both times. I will try to see her again if she doesn't leave first.

[QUOTE=Andrewsted]So, it's been a few months since I visited an AMP or CL girl. Funds are tight and I've been seeing a 27 yr old (I'm 42). Anywhoo, Green Tree used to be called Angel Therepy. They are advertising new hot Asian women and $10 off. So I decided to try it tonight. I am 5 mins away so I ventured over just a little before 9:30 pm and they close at 10:00 pm

Well, I drive over there and as I was driving up I noticed a empty parking lot, not unusual since all offices ate closed at this time. HOWEVER, there was a Loudoun County Sheriff car idling in the parking lot. Scared the hell out of me as I drove by on the main road not the AMP parking area. I turned around in the condo complex and got our of dodge. Now, this may or may not be related: When I drove by the McDonalds, there was a LC sheriffs car with lights on and a car pulled over, just about. 3 or so miles from the AMP parking lot.

I think I will pass on the $10 off special at Green Tree.[/QUOTE]The boys were probably there having donuts and a nap.

PC out

So, Have they got a new table for the shower yet? I ain't too fond of that little plastic thingy they got for you to sit on!

Anyway, met MiMi (Which was awkward since that is what I call my Grandmother! )

Was not too pleased! The message was really fast paced. Now I don't mean rushed, just fast. It was like the Indianapolis 500, for nearly 45 min. When it was all over, it was "OK, " but I like a little more play time, which was not discouraged, but not really appreciated.

I will repeat, but will not use MiMi again. I prefer yong, ruby, or Hanna! (MMMM, HANNA. Anyone know where she is? )

BTW, Ain't seen Angie in while. I am wondering where she might be?

Anyway, Till next time,

Stay Sober

This is too funny! Since my sock store report. I have gotten more PM's then any other time since I have been reporting here. It seems that the noobs think that "sock store" really means something!

Well noobs. It does! Please, for the love of God, RTFF and you will figure it out, I did.

That is just too funny!

Stay Sober

[QUOTE=Stay Sober]So, Have they got a new table for the shower yet? I ain't too fond of that little plastic thingy they got for you to sit on!

Anyway, met MiMi (Which was awkward since that is what I call my Grandmother! )

Was not too pleased! The message was really fast paced. Now I don't mean rushed, just fast. It was like the Indianapolis 500, for nearly 45 min. When it was all over, it was "OK, " but I like a little more play time, which was not discouraged, but not really appreciated.

I will repeat, but will not use MiMi again. I prefer yong, ruby, or Hanna! (MMMM, HANNA. Anyone know where she is? )

BTW, Ain't seen Angie in while. I am wondering where she might be?

Anyway, Till next time,

Stay Sober[/QUOTE]You were referring to my post, nuh? Well, the answer then is Yes. It was my first time there so I was unaware of the history; lucky me, I hate sitting too!

That may also explain why I was unhappy with the TS; maybe, they needed a little more 'practice'.

Coco!

What a great way to spend a quiet hour on President's day Monday.

Superb facility, hot soapy water, great massage technique. One of the best in ages for good deep tissue working out the knots, etc.

Highly recommended.-8. 5+ or higher in every category typically rated on this forum.

Will repeat, regularly!

Always be nice to the ladies.- and be extra nice to CoCo

PA

Just realized how close I was to the Bird Store. Any one been there lately? Last report here was on '08.

I had the pleasure of experiencing another NOVA spot for some very enjoyable therapy. While the outside weather was cold, inside, the TS was warm and thorough, the massage very relaxing and administered just right.

I was greeted at the door by Ms. Yung, a small, petite lady with great massage skills and a great smile. She is very personable and seems to take pride in customer service. Everything was attended too for the standard rates.

I also experienced back walking for the first time, and while she seemed to have a good technique and it was enjoyable, I couldn't help but think what if the table broke and how glad I was that she is a very tiny lady!

I will certainly repeat.

I went in on Sunday. I was greeted by angie who took my 80. Then Stacy came in. She started on my massage. Then she was replaced by May. Kind of unsettling, right prior to the change there was a lot of noise outside in the hallway. Raid? No raid. Kind of a relief.

[QUOTE=Stay Sober]Just realized how close I was to the Bird Store. Any one been there lately? Last report here was on '08.[/QUOTE]
I visited there on President's Day. My attendant was a older woman named Tina. Average massage, not much technique during or the finish. Very uninspiring.

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven]I went in on Sunday. I was greeted by angie who took my 80. Then Stacy came in. She started on my massage. Then she was replaced by May. Kind of unsettling, right prior to the change there was a lot of noise outside in the hallway. Raid? No raid. Kind of a relief.[/QUOTE]I've had this happen to me on occasion. What probably happened was that there was a mix-up on who was available. Another customer had probably called in advance and made an appojntment with Stacy. Angie may not have known or remembered, when she initially sent Stacy in. Then, when the other customer showed up, she sent in May, instead.

I agree that it can be a bit strange. But since ATMB really doesn't provide the sort of service that would be a cause for a raid, I wouldn't get terribly anxious. Just lay back and enjoy the accupressure/massage, which that place tends to do rather well.

R::R

Well, I went there a day later about 5pm nd it was nice. The lady at the desk was really cute and dressed sexy. Anyhwhoo she asked if I called and I said no. She asked about my card (something about 10 stamps and 11th free.) Did not get to ask more about it b/c she rushed me into the room. Paid. 5 for 30 mins. The lady came in, kinda cust, nice body. White lab coat type outfit w/ black bra and nice panties underneath. Dark dark nipple. I got to play with her ass and tits while I was on my back. She did rush me and I was out of there in like 15 or 20 mins.

I guess I would go back but maybe with another gal. She kept on asking why I could not do an hour. She said, come back, you do an hour.

Worth the. 5 and. 2 tip though

[QUOTE=Andrewsted]So, it's been a few months since I visited an AMP or CL girl. Funds are tight and I've been seeing a 27 yr old (I'm 42). Anywhoo, Green Tree used to be called Angel Therepy. They are advertising new hot Asian women and $10 off. So I decided to try it tonight. I am 5 mins away so I ventured over just a little before 9:30 pm and they close at 10:00 pm

Well, I drive over there and as I was driving up I noticed a empty parking lot, not unusual since all offices ate closed at this time. HOWEVER, there was a Loudoun County Sheriff car idling in the parking lot. Scared the hell out of me as I drove by on the main road not the AMP parking area. I turned around in the condo complex and got our of dodge. Now, this may or may not be related: When I drove by the McDonalds, there was a LC sheriffs car with lights on and a car pulled over, just about. 3 or so miles from the AMP parking lot.

I think I will pass on the $10 off special at Green Tree.[/QUOTE]

CL says Fredericksburg but it's actually in Stafford. Brief, light massage with standard NOVA finish and lots of baby oil but very little roaming. She was very cute but I wouldn't go back. $80.00

I saw this ad on CL several times. The number is for Orange spa in Fredericksburg?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1028739350.html[/url]

Anyone know anything about this? I might TOFTT.

Thanks

Hi all,

This is my first post. Tried posting a few weeks back but I guess something went wrong or I forgot to hit submit.

Tried K*** because of the great reviews. Saw Ms. Baa?? She said she was the only one there that day and that everyone else was sick. She asked if I wanted to come back another time for a younger girl. She was 40ish but very cute.

I opted for 30 and was told they don't have a TS. Is that true? Ms. Baa was very good with her feet and tremendous with her hands after rolling over. I want to see someone younger who likes to undress more next time though.

Just stopped by our favorite place near the mcdonalds. Saw Yong. Had only 30 minutes. Great massage with a terrible ending. Is something up over there?