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No pun intended. I decided to do my tally whacker and fly my plane to the Loop this morning.
The natives where not restless. Low and behold. There were booty qaeda out and about. A good crew, but nothing to get my taliban in a up roar.
Too all the fallen mongers. Peace to the world on this day, but bombs of monger explosion to these SW and escorts.
No pun intended. PT is drunk right now. Another bottle please.
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Nope Nope Nope:
[url]http://newcraigslisterotics.com/index.php?r=55[/url]
Craigs split itself into 2 separate sites from the moment the "Censored" went up on the adult section.
Now go out and sing it from the rooftops.[/QUOTE]WOW, LOL, this is like a real F U to all those states that pressed them about the adult services section.
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]No pun intended. I decided to do my tally whacker and fly my plane to the Loop this morning.
The natives where not restless. Low and behold. There were booty qaeda out and about. A good crew, but nothing to get my taliban in a up roar.
Too all the fallen mongers. Peace to the world on this day, but bombs of monger explosion to these SW and escorts.
No pun intended. PT is drunk right now. Another bottle please.[/QUOTE]
Yup, agreed. Went out this a.m. and there were a ton of SWs at the 7:00 a.m. hour, which I haven't seen in awhile. Gave Sweet Baby a whirl, was one of those looks good on the outside, not so great on the 'inside'. Should have saved my $.
LEO came out to clean up the management trash on the corner, but just did a light dusting and wipe.
Just not worth it and wonder why I even bother with better alternatives. Old habits die hard I guess.
[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]Yup, agreed. Went out this a.m. and there were a ton of SWs at the 7:00 a.m. hour, which I haven't seen in awhile. Gave Sweet Baby a whirl, was one of those looks good on the outside, not so great on the 'inside'. Should have saved my $.
LEO came out to clean up the management trash on the corner, but just did a light dusting and wipe.
Just not worth it and wonder why I even bother with better alternatives. Old habits die hard I guess.[/QUOTE]
The kid concur's with this report.. Lots of new faces out this morning.. Too bad the kid was on his way to work lol.. What it is DI???
What's up fellas.
I was wonderin' if anyone had any info on the lil shack spot on NY ave Prices and cool ass females there? Tryin' to show my fam a good time without breakin my pockets. I ain't wanna mention the name of it just to be safe but I think we all know which one I'm talkin' about.
I came out Sunday and had glorious time with Eight.
TW, you need to get up with a monger.
DI, I saw your ATF SW. LOL.
[QUOTE=Trick Williams]The kid concur's with this report.. Lots of new faces out this morning.. Too bad the kid was on his way to work lol.. What it is DI???[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I came out Sunday and had glorious time with Eight.
TW, you need to get up with a monger.
DI, I saw your ATF SW. LOL.[/QUOTE]
Now you're just messing with me. There was a good run for a few months: Storm, Liz, Giovanna, and others...
Bunch of blah BSW and WSWs out for 15 minutes before bald headed Uncle LEO was on them faster than you can say PT.
Out...
DI
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I came out Sunday and had glorious time with Eight.
TW, you need to get up with a monger.
DI, I saw your ATF SW. LOL.[/QUOTE]
What up PT!!! The kid sees that your finally back in action.. Got new wheels???
I come in the Bat Copter, but still the same Bat Mobile. I had to make some overhauls.
I was out and about this Sunday. Juicey, Destiny, Kitty, China (BSW) very tall, a new WSW spinner and a BBW, that was butt AZZ naked. Remind me of a dry Suzy-Q, that need my PT cream on the backside. LOL. She was new to the track.
[QUOTE=Trick Williams]What up PT!!! The kid sees that your finally back in action.. Got new wheels???[/QUOTE]
Batman music is playing. Pimp Trick was awoken by Commissioner HOE. Told me there was 15 SW out and about. Even got a second from the Police Chief beside the Commish.
Well, ran into this monger. He shouts me out everytime. But why always with Is That a Hoe. Just put me straight on blast. I have not even got my eyeballs focus yet. He was on the chase and got his prowl. After PT gave the OK.
Kicking it with the normal crew, LEO crept on the recon tip. I was like damn. Call of Duty action. They came from the L, thru the alley, on the Segway. Like 5 deep. PT went to the stealth button and crept away. WOW. I took my spot for monger-con. I should have done a vid, but that would have been creepy.
Well. LEO was doing something very NEW. They was taking digi pictures of the SWs. I was like WTF. I was going to another cartoon. I was pulling out my Digi-vice and was trying to evolve to War Pimp Trickmon. I had LEO come up on the Segway. I was like, they are coming out with new modes of transportation.
Then, I had my new SW. Who will get the PT very soon. Break loose. I was happy and hope to make this Sunday report a review report.
Yes, the PT will be Pimp In and Trick Out on the LoOp. I have not crushed no one since Janae. She is the amble replacement for the moment.
It might be the time for the Justice League of Mongers to make a move. I will need to chime up Professor Vet and get is mental thoughts.
Pimp Trick missing the old school morning cartoons, but living on in his Monger Mind.
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Well. LEO was doing something very NEW. They was taking digi pictures of the SWs. I was like WTF. I was going to another cartoon. I was pulling out my Digi-vice and was trying to evolve to War Pimp Trickmon. [b]I had LEO come up on the Segway. I was like, they are coming out with new modes of transportation.[/b][/QUOTE]
[b]Did they have little red & blue flashing lights in the front with a Siren?[/b]
[b]That's cute :p....ROTFLMMFBAO![/b]
Whats good PT. You've got things on your mind. That's good. The Gangster Inbox is always open. Me, I'm just doing my thing, staying off the streets, with an indiscretion here and there.
[quote=Tha X Facta][b]Most Women have good sex in'em.
The talented and untalented have the ability to share it with us.
The trick is extracting it.[/quote][/b]
OJ was going through changes the first time I met her back in July.
Didn't allow for pics and performance was lackadaisical; so the jury was out.
Recieved a call this wknd, gave her a second chance to make a first impression.
No effort, no skill...she was like a frozen flame.
Untalented and no ability. All show and no go.
What a waste for a youngin!
[b]In the mongering world, it is often said that past history dictates future performance.[/b]
L'il man got the better of me. :mad:
Different strokes for different folks but the nappy dug-out has to go. I will lend her my week whacker for a couple of days. Looking at that think makes me think I am Tarzan. No jungle for me.
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta][/b]
OJ was going through changes the first time I met her back in July.
Didn't allow for pics and performance was lackadaisical; so the jury was out.
Recieved a call this wknd, gave her a second chance to make a first impression.
No effort, no skill...she was like a frozen flame.
Untalented and no ability. All show and no go.
What a waste for a youngin!
[b]In the mongering world, it is often said that past history dictates future performance.[/b]
L'il man got the better of me. :mad:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Big Man]Different strokes for different folks but the nappy dug-out has to go. I will lend her my week whacker for a couple of days. Looking at that think makes me think I am Tarzan. No jungle for me.[/QUOTE]If you happen to run into a piece of [b]Good[/b] hairy pussy...let me know ah'ight? :)
I just want [b]High Grade Quality[/b] pussy.
Give or take a few hairs...I could care less.
Fran's hairy also, but she had: [b][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=68676]High Grade Quality Pussy.[/url][/b] ;)
[b]Tarzan?[/b] Not Tarzan! [size=-2][b](I wonder if Jane had...a nappy dug-out?)[/size][/b] :eek:
Here you go. This one is right up your alley. The head skill are superb. The "Goods" are good. However I think she is half monkey. She has hair even growing up, down and around her ass hole. In addition her place is a mess and she has a beer belly.
Now, she will give you head for hours with no complaint.
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]If you happen to run into a piece of [b]Good[/b] hairy pussy...let me know ah'ight? :)
I just want [b]High Grade Quality[/b] pussy.
Give or take a few hairs...I could care less.
Fran's hairy also, but she had: [b][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=68676]High Grade Quality Pussy.[/url][/b] ;)
[b]Tarzan?[/b] Not Tarzan! [size=-2][b](I wonder if Jane had...a nappy dug-out?)[/size][/b] :eek:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Untalented and no ability. All show and no go.
What a waste for a youngin!
[/QUOTE]
Nipples to die for - what a waste.
CookyJar
[quote=Cookie Jar]Nipples to die for - what a waste.
CookyJar[/quote]They looked even better in the flesh, like silver dollar pancakes.
But....[quote=The Big Man]Here you go. This one is right up your alley. The head skill are superb. The "Goods" are good. However I think she is half monkey. She has hair even growing up, down and around her ass hole. In addition her place is a mess and she has a beer belly.
Now, she will give you head for hours with no complaint.[/quote]Hell, post her picture, I ain't scurred of no [b]½[/b] a monkey hoe! ;)
[b]My name is X and I'm a monger addict. (Chorus: Hi X!)[/b]
[b]X[/b] :)ut
Sunday morning about 3:30 I spotted a tall BSW, light skin, with a thin but curvy body. I don't normally go the SW route but for her I might risk it. Anybody know who she is? This was on L at 11th She had her skirt pulled up over her ass, which was nice and round, and you could see her panties. I almost hit the car in front of me!
I see you guys to two freaky M/F I like that sh-it. Fu/ck them b4 they fu/ck us.
LOL
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]They looked even better in the flesh, like silver dollar pancakes.
But....Hell, post her picture, I ain't scurred of no [b]½[/b] a monkey hoe! ;)
[b]My name is X and I'm a monger addict. (Chorus: Hi X!)[/b]
[b]X[/b] :)ut[/QUOTE]
Yea,
PT is late with his weekend report. The Loop is on life support. I got to see my Monger Champion out and about. The SWs are trying to keep the action going. I am trying to get my lazy butt out of the Cave to check things.
Thank God for the Red phone that beeps. Now to my little blurb.
My cartoon should have started as Mr. Freeze. It was goosebumps for the SW this weekend. I got to see my Suzie-Q. Not bang it, that was taken care for me. Insert smiley face.
She from the water Buffalo clan. At least there is variety. My norm girls were out and about. They are giving the support. My new wifey is out and about. Dang, someone slap the Trick. I am losing it. I need to break down. So, wishing that X was doing my editing.
I am going to chew on a bunch Via, like skittles one day. Then act like Godzilla and stroke every SW that I could.
PT waking up from his dream on Tues. With the Weekend Report.
All I could say is. Step your game up. Play SW. Yea, yea. I stole it from Playstation.
Pimp Out to 2K11 and NBA Jam.
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick] Dang, someone slap the Trick. I am losing it. I need to break down. So, wishing that X was doing my editing. [/QUOTE]Naw PT, you don't need me to edit.
It would only fck up your style and flow.
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I am going to chew on a bunch Via, like skittles one day. Then act like Godzilla and stroke every SW that I could.
Pimp Out to 2K11 and NBA Jam. [/QUOTE]Lmao, just ruin every hoe on the Loop!
Piss off mgmt too. :mad:
[quote=The Big Man]I see you guys to two freaky M / F I like that sh-it. Fu / ck them before they fu / ck us. LOL[/quote]Seriously, Is this all about a hairy piece of ass? Send me a pm.
Hello fellow mongers,
I'm new to the DC area but a long time lerker on my the forums.
I had a dream I traveled the loop this evening, many females out tonight. BSW, WSW, and even an asw.
I found the company of a young lady named Candice or Candy in my dream. Candy was a perky little blonde WSW with a great ass. Leo check and we found a quiet little place where she showed me her great oral skills. Very friendly, talkative, and followed direction well. She recieved.5 in dream dollars.
This was my second dream on the loop ran into a lady by the name of courtney. I believe she has been mentioned on here before.
PT read this post and felt he was tricked by Madam Web.
Took me back to the Frank Sinatra days. POOF. Dang, sucking on a pacifier when I need a tit.
PT in still confused mode. What a minute. I remember one word.
SHAZAM!
Captain Monger Marvel at your service.
[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra; 1074991]Hello, fellow mongers,
I'm new to the DC area but a long time lerker on my the forums.
I had a dream I traveled the loop this evening, many females out tonight. BSW, WSW, and even an asw.
I found the company of a young lady named Candice or Candy in my dream. Candy was a perky little blonde WSW with a great ass. Leo check and we found a quiet little place where she showed me her great oral skills. Very friendly, talkative, and followed direction well. She recieved.5 in dream dollars.
This was my second dream on the loop ran into a lady by the name of courtney. I believe she has been mentioned on here before. [/QUOTE]
Had a dream this morning about a young LSW named ashley. We found a quiet little spot had some fun under the stars. Nothing like the concrete jungle. FS was had for $ dream dollars. The dreams in dc have been great so far, just wish they would happen a little earlier in morning.
Pimp Trick awoke to holy Pie in the Sky. It is the Monger Signal. I prep all the Bat Vehicles and was getting status reports on my way. Then it was to the Bat Pole. Had to break out of my Adam West gear and into.
PT made his way to the loop, but had on the wrong outfit. I came out as DareDevil and not Batman. I ran into SuperMongerMan. Thank the Gods to TW's eye vision. I was flying blind and TW was finding new talent from a mile away.
We cruised the loop and BAM. LEO came out in alternate transportation. WTF, is my thoughts. They are cloning my move. Time was up and we parted ways.
There was a some stick up boys out. WTF, I think this got LEO to the loop early.
TW Special Shout to Juicy in the Blue Sandex near the Med Store. Not the regular Juicy who is always my number one. Another shout to Kitty in the blue thong. Made my morning, with the new line.
New LSW and WSW on the stroll. WSW was wide and flat as a 2 x 4. If I got her, it would be like walking off the plank. Light numbers tonight, but more reason for me to get out. Now, where did I put that Bat suit.
PT to LEO. Like the line from the movie. LEO. Daredevil. PT- Kingpin and the mob.
Pimp Trick having his morning cut short. Not Cool, Not cool at all. At least I did not get hit by Bullseye and the LEO cutters.
What it is folks! The kid was out and about this morning with his partner in crime PT. Saw some phattys out and about but not as many as Friday night. The kid also noticed the "pork" out as well on thier bacon cycles LOL. They shut shit down with the quickness but its all good though.. The kid wants to shot out Juicy(tall), Sin, Kitty(ass out but still killin it), India and Juicy(blue spandex by the cvs lol).. All of em had the spandex game on lock.. One of the very reasons the kid doesnt mind that old man winter is creepin up on us.. Will holla later.
PS-Bring the photo gallery back! Bring the photo gallery back! Bring the photo gallery back!(j/k jackson lol)
PT was like it is holiday time. Let me check out things. I call my admin assistant and she told me the calendar was active. I picked the right outfit this time. I was out the door like the FLASH. As I got up to 60 miles per hour to the loop. I decided to swing the loop in unconventional fashion.
LEO was out like porky bellies on the stock market, but not activity. The bell did not chime. So, I decided to change to my alternative outfit.
Got to see the norm crew and then BAM. Like the sound barrier being broken. I peep the candy clickers of red and blue. It was like the 4th of July. Then came the Bacon-nator. LEO on the bicycle rolling up on SW, taking pictures and info. I am looking at this dude going he is straight out the terminator movie with white hair. Remember the terminator dude on the motorcycle. LOL. I tried to hit stealth mode, but it was too late. He was on the PT, pass the PT and on to another SW. I am like WTF.
Well, Bacon-nator had a message. I will be back. No more SWing after 5am. It is a cracked down and the business people have complained to the city. It looks like the days of midnight to 5am is back. WOW. The true SW 9pm to 5am. I think the girls will be out and about. I will say the sweet spot for the stragglers will be 3-5am. PT, I am going to get the first dibs on freshly bathe SW.
Well, all that FLASH around the city has made me hungry. Time for some real Bacon and Eggs. Wheat toast on the side please.
Pimp at Breakfast, waiting for the Trick at midnight.
Morning boys, had a dream about a WSW named Crean. She was a bigger girl but the good kind of big espically in the chest. We found a nice spot and dreamed FS for.60. All a nice well manned girl.
Only saw about 5 SW in my dream so the scenery wasn't the best.
Till next time
I heard the Bacon-nators where locking up Mongers this early AM. Any more intel? I heard the SW was coming out in full force.
Pimp Trick sleeping like the Thing. Hard as a rock and snoring to Aunt Petunia's BBQ ribs from last night! What's happening?
DI, I heard their was a STORM.
Checked in with Pepper Potts to see if any SW were are and about. Got the Green light. Nope, not the one glow from my lantern on the other side of the room. Decided it was time to check the UN-SW like they were a UNSUB. I popped into my G Man outfit. Rolling like I am Hotch from Criminal Minds. I get to the loop.
Activity was very light. Very skinny SW with bluetooth in ear. I had her on UN-SW alert or no the less. She needs a couple of super size meals from Mikey the to pick up some weight. Then before I know it. OH NO. At the top of the hill. It was the Bacon-bike-antor. I went to full stealth egress and position myself in watch mode. He was making stops at the SW like a piggy fighting for food. I knew it was not the Muppets show. Ms. Pig will hit you with the karate chop.
Got on the horn with Pepper Potts. Let her know that the Iron Man suit was under repair.
As I position myself. I ran into a new Latin SW. I am going to put her on blast. I pop my G man suit and went to Pimp Trick mode. I was like. Hey, you look nice. She was like. Yea, I know I look nice. I am like WTF. Next thing, I go back to Junior G man mode swing the loop. Bacon-bike-anator had her pulled over. Me, being me. I was very loud. Yea, you look really good right now. Very good looking right now. Pimp Trick was going Hulk mode. She str8 pissed me off with her exchange.
The morning came to a close with SW rolling out. Went to a spot for some demongering. Low and behold. New Latin SW comes out a Burrito car and jumps in the Texas plated management car. Why this shout out. Mgmt was behind the pimp like they was trying to rob me or something. I guess it is time for the Iron Man suit next time. I guess they wanted the Gallagher.
Pimp Trick becoming an UNSUB. Why do people wish to unleash the REAPER in me? Monger me that Batman.
[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra; 1077502]Morning boys, had a dream about a WSW named Crean. She was a bigger girl but the good kind of big espically in the chest. We found a nice spot and dreamed FS for.60. All a nice well manned girl.
Only saw about 5 SW in my dream so the scenery wasn't the best.
Till next time[/QUOTE]Anyway to have that same dream? Thanks for sharing your successful dream!
[QUOTE=Deepbam;1079162]Anyway to have that same dream? Thanks for sharing your successful dream![/QUOTE]Sorry no digits. Also to be on the safe side I'll only share those with senior members.
Was looking for directions to the dream I understand we all need to be safe but isn't the point to share info?
[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra;1079756]Sorry no digits. Also to be on the safe side I'll only share those with senior members.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Deepbam;1081863]Was looking for directions to the dream I understand we all need to be safe but isn't the point to share info?[/QUOTE][b]Can anyone recommend[/b] (for Deepbam) [b]some good sources for learning more about dreams and dream location? [/b]
[i][u]Do Hoes dream too? What are the dreams of a hoe like? [/i][/u]
[size=+2][b]Deepbam, stop chasin dreams![/size][/b]
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta; 1081960][b]Can anyone recommend[/b] (for Deepbam) [b]some good sources for learning more about dreams and dream location? [/b]
[i][u]Do Hoes dream too? What are the dreams of a hoe like? [/i][/u]
[quote=Deepbam]Was looking for directions to the dream I understand we all need to be safe but isn't the point to share info?[/quote][b]Who are you? [/b] Share info with an unknown?
The mass majority of Sr mongers were newbies too, but we earned our credentials the hard way. Deepbam, did you not understand [b]Jordan Sinatra's [/b] Hint / memo?
[quote=Jordan Sinatra]Sorry no digits. [b]Also to be on the safe side I'll only share those with senior members.[/b][/quote]A precedence has been set here, and well before my time. It's called rookie etiquette, customs and formality. Now, even though [b]John Sinatra[/b] is a rookie on the board; he gets it. He pounded the streets and reported. And in turn respected the integrity of the board, by replying to your request in turn.
[b]Apply yourself in a proper manner and you'll be rewarded. [/b]
Protocol: [b]Establish yourself[/b]
[b]X[/b] Out
Greetings boys,
Found Debbie last week on the dream track, She was an older (37) yet very friendly lady. Standard Leo check found a nice spot and recieved an BBBJ for.6 covered was.4. Nice lady and would hope to have this dream again. It was nice to not have the cover.
Also Deepbam the protocal that xfacta laid is normal for every board on this site. I mean afterall our favorite hobby really isn't a mainstream hobby and discretion is a must to be praticed here. If you are looking for directions the track has been laid out in this forum, you just need to do a little research.
I will be in town next week and I can't find any reports on where the DC stroll may be.
Can someone throw a hint?
The last time I was in DC was about ten years ago. Boy have things changed. It looks like Clicks has closed down and who knows what Threads is. K&L used to be the valley of the dolls but the only chicks out were club girls that dress like the SWs did years ago.
Off the main stroll, there were a couple girls in cars that looked like pros to me but they were attached to their cell phones. Chicks in older lux cars with rims are usually looking to play but I didn't see any pimps around so I didn't approach.
I ran over to the motels off of NY and was shocked by how things have changed. The old reliable motel looked dark but things looked interesting at the gas station near by. At one point there were four black chicks that could have been SWs but it was hard to tell the way club girls dres, then again, what the hell else would the be doing out in front of a gas station in the middle of the night. Later, there were about five WSWs near by. They made the usual call as I passed but it was too late for me to stop. I was thinking it was a set up but I don't think the cops yell for you.
I accidentally found the trannys over on K and 3. I was looking for the strip club that used to be over there and thought I found the mother load of BSWs but then I noticed they were all guys and got the hell out of there.
I miss Clicks. It was the best way to pick up commercial ass. The girls were off the street and you could talk to the girl a little bit and figure out what kind of pole dancing they were likely to do. There was a asian girl that went by Mercedes and a black chick with huge tits and mad oral skills that went by Shelly that I picked up there a few times. Also a brunette with perfect curves that worked with a chubby blond that was always up for greek worked to gether there. What happened?