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Nice one! This is cracking me up!

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[url]Http://orlando.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BeachNachos;1156374]Can anyone direct me to some bareback providers in Orlando? Not interested in hearing lectures, just in exchanging info. Send me a pm if you have info to share.[/QUOTE]You can get with either one of these guys they love it bareback.

Wellgraced VerySlowly.

No need to thank me just trying to help.

TA

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[url]Http://orlando.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m[/url]

[/QUOTE]LMAO on that one! Nice touch.

Really? Of all the things you could choose to post about in your very first post, you choose that?

RTFF.

[QUOTE=BeachNachos;1156374]Can anyone direct me to some bareback providers in Orlando? Not interested in hearing lectures, just in exchanging info. Send me a pm if you have info to share.[/QUOTE]

Law Enforcement. This is for you.

It really is getting old how much time you spend on this forum trying to bait memebers. Here is an example of real LE work.

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110316/ap_on_re_eu/eu_netherlands_pedophile_ring_3[/url]

Pedophiles need to go away. Those exploiting women either in the sex slave trade or pimps need to go away. A woman deciding how she wants to live her life needs to stay. The movie, [I]The King's Speech[/I] Just won the Academy Award for best picture. Wallis Simpson was the mistress of the king.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallis[/url], _Duchess_of_Windsor.

Gold digging OK. OBT not OK.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1157171]On a whim, posted on see / l to buy some panties for $20. 00.

Got 2 hits, got one pair close to Mall of Millennia, have email and she said she will do more and wear a skirt next time.

The other 19 yo, in WinterSprings, giving up more than panties, and will host.

SR. Members only.

PS the one on contour will only sell panties. [/QUOTE]Did the post above on phone,

The Conroy gal will only do panties.

The 19 yo in Winter Springs is open to more, am meeting her today and will know more tomorrow for sure.

I have enclosed a pic of her with her permission. She did say that she will require pics of you.

I will share her email when she gives me permission, since she is new and fresh be nice and be careful, I will only share with Sr. Members and expect the same from you.

So wait patiently if you have contacted me or if you do since I'm not at this computer or site most of the time.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1157526]Did the post above on phone,

The 19 yo in Winter Springs is open to more, am meeting her today and will know more tomorrow for sure.

I have enclosed a pic of her with her permission. She did say that she will require pics of you.

I will share her email when she gives me permission, since she is new and fresh be nice and be careful, I will only share with Sr. Members and expect the same from you.

So wait patiently if you have contacted me or if you do since I'm not at this computer or site most of the time. [/QUOTE]She has been on CL for a while I have spoken to her a few times she seems straight up.

Be careful and have fun

The largest and best assortment of hot, approachable women will be gracing Park Ave this weekend. The Winter Park Art Festival is this Friday, Sat & Sun. I've never seen more beautiful women in one area in my life. They are so easy to talk to under these circumstances, as well. Just walk up and start talking about whatever piece of art they're gazing at. Take it from there.

All you single guys need to circle it on the calendar and make plans. You married ones should convince the SO to go, wear dark sunglasses and window shop.

I believe the hours are 10-5 each day, it's free and they also have live music as well.

Hello Mr. OliverOil. I'm trying to pm you, I know your so popular with the ladies sexy man, but can you please make room in your inbox for me.

Thank you baby.

[QUOTE=Jerseygirl; 1158119]Hello, Mr. OliverOil. I'm trying to pm you, I know your so popular with the ladies sexy man, but can you please make room in your inbox for me.

Thank you baby.[/QUOTE]Must be a buncha popular guys and ladies on this board. Inbox check, I have had 4 people PM me that unfortunately, I am unable to send a response to due to the same issue.

Xoxoxoxo.

Ladies and gents, please keep your box clean. HAHAHAHAHA

[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne; 1158262]Must be a buncha popular guys and ladies on this board. Inbox check, I have had 4 people PM me that unfortunately, I am unable to send a response to due to the same issue.

Xoxoxoxo.

Ladies and gents, please keep your box clean. HAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]On a couple of occasions, I haven't gotten PM's delivered to me. It was saying my inbox was full, when in fact, it was not. A couple of other mongers have said the same thing has happened to them.

I just went ahead and deleted everything each time and it worked fine.

I've been missing for a while. (wife snooping) But I'm back in orlando and ready to play! Any new ebonies around. I'm an ass man. LOL.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy4;1159095]I've been missing for a while. (wife snooping) But I'm back in orlando and ready to play! Any new ebonies around. I'm an ass man. LOL.[/QUOTE]Couple of real winners right now. PM me for details.

Hi guys!

Sorry for not posting this in "Photography Services". This is short notice, but if anyone might be available today, I have an uncomplicated request, and I'll even feed you breakfast or lunch.

Not sure of the etiquette of bartering, so if anyone is open to a trade please PM me or give me a call. And by the way, I am a great cook!

Thanks a bunch!

Xoxo L.

407 506 3815

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-real-sugar-cheapest-outcalls-incalls-spend-for-the-best-18/3985888[/url]

Has anyone seen her? Just curious the price is right but cnt find a single review.

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1159226]Hi guys!

Sorry for not posting this in "Photography Services". This is short notice, but if anyone might be available today, I have an uncomplicated request, and I'll even feed you breakfast or lunch.

Not sure of the etiquette of bartering, so if anyone is open to a trade please PM me or give me a call. And by the way, I am a great cook!

Thanks a bunch!

Xoxo L.

407 506 3815[/QUOTE]Give me a shout about the Photo's you are requesting.

[email]b-shots@live.com[/email] 407 832-6366.

Blake

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1159226]Hi guys!

Sorry for not posting this in "Photography Services". This is short notice, but if anyone might be available today, I have an uncomplicated request, and I'll even feed you breakfast or lunch.

Not sure of the etiquette of bartering, so if anyone is open to a trade please PM me or give me a call. And by the way, I am a great cook!

Thanks a bunch!

Xoxo L.

407 506 3815[/QUOTE]For all of your replies, calls, and PMs. If I haven't gotten back to you yet, I will, just taking time to chat with all of you for a few to find the right fit for me.

Again, thanks again for all of your replies, Ill be looking forward to meeting one of you real soon!

Xoxo L

Clear out your sent and inbox

Has anyone ever taken a Sex Vacation?

Something thats safe and includes all the sex you care to have.

If so please share details.

I have been to Amsterdam and let me tell you it rocks, its the true Sin City, but I'm looking for something closer to home.

I got an off the wall question. Someone in here talked about noticing guys at clubs leaving with escorts from clubs and bars and stuff. It got me wondering, are there any clubs or bars here that are notorious for having the pros in them? I mean it would be great if so, but then I always picture it's like some high end establishment with girls charging ridiculous amounts. Hopefully that's just what you see in the movies. So, what places do you guys know about?

[QUOTE=Poptall; 1161227]Has anyone ever taken a Sex Vacation?

Something thats safe and includes all the sex you care to have.

If so please share details.

I have been to Amsterdam and let me tell you it rocks, its the true Sin City, but I'm looking for something closer to home.[/QUOTE]You haven't spent a weekend at my little resort. Lmao

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[Quote/]Woodwhiz

Regular Member.

Reports.

11.

Latina / German Model and Actress Update.

105 lb spinner is available to make private movies in my studio with senior members only. PM for details.

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So I PM "Woodwhiz" about his studio and as I'm sure many of you were I was concerned about safety, being filmed etc. Literally every fear I could bring up ran through my head. ALL FOR NOTHING. I talked with him thru PM and then we talked on the phone and I got very comfortable with "Wiz" and decided to try my hand at photography with his Model+ Actress.

Damn am I glad I did-

We met and I followed him to his home in a very upscale neighborhood in West orange county. We had agreed to meet 2 Hrs before the Photo session so that I could talk with him and get comfortable with him and the concept the studio etc, etc. All my concern went up in smoke after arriving and talking, inspecting etc. He is a very cool, laid back guy that anyone could hang with.

The studio is basically a group of connecting rooms with lots of amenities for shooting your film or taking your pictures, he will do the photography if you would like or you can do your own-I opted to take my own, I'm much more comfortable doing my own thing. (No not THAT thing) The rooms contain everything you need including a powder room for your model to freshen her makeup, a king size bed a pool table, Special lighting if you prefer that and various bondage equipment.

The doorbell rings and my model has arrived! In walks a super hot spinner (pics above) very pretty, friendly, gorgeous long chestnut hair with a very sexy attitude. She excuses herself and goes to the makeup room and comes back wearing a very Victoria's Secret outfit complete with sky high heels-Oh yeah. We completed the modeling fee and the official model release so that I could legally use the pics and her age was verified according to federal law.

After that we retired to the studio, and all the tension and stress I had built up worrying about this new experience, completely disappeared, not only was this beautiful lady completely at ease but she was a natural model, all the right moves and poses, by the end of the session my flash was completely drained and I couldn't take any more pictures until I could re-charge my batteries, which I'm currently doing.

At the end of the session my model said that now that she is comfortable with me as a photographer, she would be happy to model for me at the studio of my choice, but her first shoot must be at my new friends studio, that way she can do her first session in a comfortable, familiar, safe environment. I completely agree with her, in fact I agree with anything she says because well just because, lets leave it at that.

If you would like to try a new experience, contact woodwhiz to make an appointment.

If you want more info you can PM me, but please easy on the questions, some things are better experienced that talked about-VS

[QUOTE=Ftguy68;1161239]I got an off the wall question. Someone in here talked about noticing guys at clubs leaving with escorts from clubs and bars and stuff. It got me wondering, are there any clubs or bars here that are notorious for having the pros in them? I mean it would be great if so, but then I always picture it's like some high end establishment with girls charging ridiculous amounts. Hopefully that's just what you see in the movies. So, what places do you guys know about?[/QUOTE]I have found 2 black girls there that when at the bar alone offered services for $$. I tried to partake one time but way too many rules and just BS. I was out the cost of the room anyways by then. My advice is IR in Coco where some trusted members have made reports. Happy Hunting.

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]126245[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]You are aware that this is Gabby who is neither new to the escort business nor to this board?

I think that the real question is does a photo session make paying for sex legal?

How much does this cost?

What worries me is that a bust at an upscale location (even if it would not stick) is going to make the news a lot quicker and stronger than a bust on OBT.

I have fairly recently. Your resort definitely has all the amenities. A nice location with a drama-free and stress-free atmosphere.

The staff looked in fine shape too; smaller than the last time I visited but every bit as attentive. The all-you-can-eat buffet was scrumptious.

I didn't stay as long as I usually like to, but I still left relaxed and refreshed.

I do have one very minor pseudo-complaint. I had heard rumors that your new location was haunted by a boogeyman. Being a huge fan of Ghost Hunters, Destination: Truth, and Fact or Faked, I was looking forward to seeing this phenomena for myself. Unfortunately it turned out to be completely false. Have you ever thought about dressing the "guard" dog that snores in a scary outfit?

[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne;1161640]You haven't spent a weekend at my little resort. Lmao[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne;1161640]You haven't spent a weekend at my little resort. Lmao[/QUOTE]Could you tell me about your resort?

Feel free to PM me details.

I am actually on way to Orlando now.

Since I've gotten several Pm's about Woodwhiz's post here is the location for you to PM him.

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Another Pic for your pleasure-Vs.

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Find your monocle and top hat gentleman.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/2284481272.html[/url]

I am thinking this will be funny to watch how man guys would do this and I was thinking, she wouldn't have to look too far from outside the UCF campus. I smell fake

[QUOTE=Ens454; 1162046]Find your monocle and top hat gentleman.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/2284481272.html[/url]

[/QUOTE]How many idiots are going to show up dressed like a monopoly clown thinking this girl is going to boink them? That's what the bet is really about. These girls are going to have a field day with their cameras.

I am ROTFLMAO over this one!

[QUOTE=Ens454; 1162046]Find your monocle and top hat gentleman.

Keep the board posted on how many guys show up an what happens.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1162131]How many idiots are going to show up dressed like a monopoly clown thinking this girl is going to boink them? That's what the bet is really about. These girls are going to have a field day with their cameras.

I am ROTFLMAO over this one! [/QUOTE]You are right. Who is going to advertise in the open. I think I would also be holding a camera too. LOL.

So who is going to take pics for us.

I am sure there will be at least a few there.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1162131]How many idiots are going to show up dressed like a monopoly clown thinking this girl is going to boink them? That's what the bet is really about. These girls are going to have a field day with their cameras.

I am ROTFLMAO over this one![/QUOTE]Someone needs to have a hidden cam in the Student Union Hall and tape this. LMAO!

Should be entertaining to see how many show. Wish I was close enough to see that.

So you post in the escorts ad section chasting a guy for posting in the escort ad section.

For that. You earn another sign. And, you had been doing so well!

Yeah. And all of the best pics will end up on those two socialist networking sites, their sorority website, and God only knows where else.

I'm ready for close up Mr. Demille.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1162131]How many idiots are going to show up dressed like a monopoly clown thinking this girl is going to boink them? That's what the bet is really about. These girls are going to have a field day with their cameras.

I am ROTFLMAO over this one! [/QUOTE]

Hey Gents and Ladies, My little VW Beetle took a crap and now I have to buy another vehicle to beable to make ends meat and pay the bills. If any one has or knows of a good (Please no junk) CHEAP vehicle PLEASE PM me.

Thanks everyone,

XOXO Ashley

[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1164076]Hey Gents and Ladies, My little VW Beetle took a crap and now I have to buy another vehicle to beable to make ends meat and pay the bills. If any one has or knows of a good (Please no junk) CHEAP vehicle PLEASE PM me.

Thanks everyone,

XOXO Ashley[/QUOTE]Do you know what's wrong with it?

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1162873]So you post in the escorts ad section chasting a guy for posting in the escort ad section.

For that. You earn another sign. And, you had been doing so well![/QUOTE]Not only did he do that he came across as not being able to fully comprehend the English language, as anyone with a little bit of common sense knows that the art of phonics is about the ability to understand our language through sound, since this board does not operate off of sound he failed at trying to be funny. I find it quite amusing that those who feel the need to call others out for a simple mistake end up looking foolish, thanks for the laugh Michael maybe you need to stop speaking Klingon & Wookie and concentrate on English comprehension. I apologize to the board for my mistake I was not paying attention while my little head was busy enjoying the enticing photos that JerseyGirl had posted. It won't happen again. Thank you to the senior member who had enough class to PM me to inform me of my mistake!