Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

Sorry about the choppy text; not yet a veteran using a " SMART phone" to write prose. I will repost another.

[QUOTE=SidHatfield; 1770608][blue][Text version later. I am impressed the administrator is actually effective managing things here.

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Before anybody jumps on my ass for throwing a flag in The Octagon, reading posts like this is a serious pain in the ass. The whole thing was single lines of text with periods at the end of each line cutting sentences in half. It was unreadable.

Read the above text and try again Sid, the message wasn't bad, actually it was kind of good, just end the love affair with the return key.

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[QUOTE=AdamP469;1770852]I have no interest in living vicariously through the literary prose posted in these forums.[/QUOTE]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.

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[b]"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage like."[/b]

. Alex

I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick. Son of a *****! Now my equipment is out of commission for a few days and I'm pissed. Is there still no good piece of hardware to get this job done? I have a Panasonic ER2403 (terrible I don't use it at all). That thing will take a chunk out of your dick. I bought a Norelco Body Groomer. It has a foil top but there are clipper type blades on the edge. That is what caused today's injury. I also tried a Norelco nose, ear, eyebrow trimmer but it's not effective in that area.

My cock and balls are a rather difficult area to shave. It's a very complex environment and my balls are not helping the situation. They start off nice a loose and then tighten up all by themselves, while I'm shaving them, like they are scared of the razor. Don't even get me started on the ball sack razor burn. I sure as fuck can't put aftershave down there. I don't know how many people on here manscape or what your preferred style is. I like a little bit of grass on the field but the frank and beans shaved down to bare skin. I can't be alone in this. Does anyone know of a good tool to get this job done sans injury. I don't care how much money it costs as long as it works.

Oh yea. Let me get this out of the way in advance. Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk. Then I'm going to respond that you are a filthy disgusting animal because you don't. You may be paying these girls but that's their work area. The least you can do is provide them with a clean work space. On a side note, it makes your balls more sensitive for a few days after you shave them. If you've never tired it shave them up and get a little BLS. Then you can come back and tell me I'm gay.

If a guy can ask advice about buying overseas antibiotics, I can ask about manscaping equipment. If someone has something that they use and really like let me know. If you don't want to post here because it bothers you when anonymous people call you a fag then just send me a pm. Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape.[/QUOTE]Damn dude, defensive much? I don't think anyone here is going to come at you because you keep things clean.

As for myself I've tried the bodygroom and didn't really care for it. I picked up a mangroomer ([url]http://www.mangroomer.com/products/private-body-shaver[/url]) and it seems like it does a better job due to it being wider. You just got to take your time down there and not go at it all crazy. As far as trimming the kiwis goes, I normally pull the skin taught and make small, gentle passes until it's a smooth as I need it to be.

Most men and women prefer NOT to have hair in their food and meals! I manscape as it is actually cleaner hygene wise. Just my 2 cents. Just take your time!

[QUOTE=EricDraven; 1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick. Son of a * Now my equipment is out of commission for a few days and I'm pissed. Is there still no good piece of hardware to get this job done? I have a Panasonic ER2403 (terrible I don't use it at all). That thing will take a chunk out of your dick. I bought a Norelco Body Groomer. It has a foil top but there are clipper type blades on the edge. That is what caused today's injury. I also tried a Norelco nose, ear, eyebrow trimmer but it's not effective in that area.

My cock and balls are a rather difficult area to shave. It's a very complex environment and my balls are not helping the situation. They start off nice a loose and then tighten up all by themselves, while I'm shaving them, like they are scared of the razor. Don't even get me started on the ball sack razor burn. I sure as fuck can't put aftershave down there. I don't know how many people on here manscape or what your preferred style is. I like a little bit of grass on the field but the frank and beans shaved down to bare skin. I can't be alone in this. Does anyone know of a good tool to get this job done sans injury. I don't care how much money it costs as long as it works.

Oh yea. Let me get this out of the way in advance. Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk. Then I'm going to respond that you are a filthy disgusting animal because you don't. You may be paying these girls but that's their work area. The least you can do is provide them with a clean work space. On a side note, it makes your balls more sensitive for a few days after you shave them. If you've never tired it shave them up and get a little BLS. Then you can come back and tell me I'm gay.

If a guy can ask advice about buying overseas antibiotics, I can ask about manscaping equipment. If someone has something that they use and really like let me know. If you don't want to post here because it bothers you when anonymous people call you a fag then just send me a pm. Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EricDraven; 1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick.

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Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.[/QUOTE]Find a provider you trust and offer her the job. If you're trying to do this yourself and you're not yoga trained to do the pretzel thing, you're just begging for a dick nickin'. What other life and death job would you do that involves ergonomics like this. Sheesh. It's like trying to get your elbow into your ear.

For my money, I'd call Christina. Advertises in the massage section of services over on BP. I forget her handle here (CurvyChrissy. Maybe) Haven't had her trim my lawn but I'll bet she'd do a good job. The thing about her is that she'd probably want to take the clean parts out for a quick spin just to make sure everything still worked before letting you leave. I've also hear they do it over at some salon in Kenwood but I'll bet they don't do the same test drive at the end as you'll get from her if you're nice.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1771498]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.

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[b]"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage like."[/b]

Alex[/QUOTE]You know what's funny? Out of my 582 post and just a quick guess, no less than 475 is about the point of this forum "finding women for sex" (believe me mate, their out there) and are written in my style of reviewing and I have never had a Senior member complain. (I guess if your not a Senior that has but in time and effort, you got to get your post count up some how) But like you said PD, there is a scroll button and an ignore button. But if you are strapped in a chair forced to read the entire forum from state to state, Fuck making comments mate. Call 911 for some help instead of making pointless comments about your opinion.

Lex

[QUOTE=Inasad; 1771550]As for myself I've tried the bodygroom and didn't really care for it. I picked up a mangroomer (

[url]http://www.mangroomer.com/products/private-body-shaver[/url]

) and it seems like it does a better job due to it being wider. You just got to take your time down there and not go at it all crazy. As far as trimming the kiwis goes, I normally pull the skin taught and make small, gentle passes until it's a smooth as I need it to be.[/QUOTE]That Mangroomer looks like it might be good. I searched around to try and find it in stock and it almost looks like its been discontinued. Lots of bad reviews on Amazon. Lots of comments about it being cheaply made. The Bodygroomer I have feels cheaply made as well. The foil style seems to be the best option for grooming. Part of the problem with the Bodygroomer is it's so cheap it doesn't cut well so I have to keep going over the same spot multiple times. That becomes frustrating and makes me rush and be careless. I'm starting to feel like if I just buy a high quality foil type face razor I can get the job done without worrying about the clipper blades on the side and having it cut the hair on the first stroke.

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd;1771554]Most men and women prefer NOT to have hair in their food and meals! I manscape as it is actually cleaner hygene wise. Just my 2 cents. Just take your time![/QUOTE]I'm glad to hear other people are keeping it clean. Some of the local ladies I have seen have made some comments about the unkempt hair on a lot of guys in the area and how much they appreciate the effort.

[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1771579]Find a provider you trust and offer her the job. If you're trying to do this yourself and you're not yoga trained to do the pretzel thing, you're just begging for a dick nickin'. What other life and death job would you do that involves ergonomics like this. Sheesh. It's like trying to get your elbow into your ear.

For my money, I'd call Christina. Advertises in the massage section of services over on BP. I forget her handle here (CurvyChrissy. Maybe) Haven't had her trim my lawn but I'll bet she'd do a good job. The thing about her is that she'd probably want to take the clean parts out for a quick spin just to make sure everything still worked before letting you leave. I've also hear they do it over at some salon in Kenwood but I'll bet they don't do the same test drive at the end as you'll get from her if you're nice.[/QUOTE]That's an idea I hadn't thought of. It's definitely better then taking yoga classes. I think I would have to feel pretty comfortable with a girl to let her near my prized possession with something designed to cut. Seems more like a nail biting edge of your seat encounter then a relaxing one.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771624]I think I would have to feel pretty comfortable with a girl to let her near my prized possession with something designed to cut. Seems more like a nail biting edge of your seat encounter then a relaxing one.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Let me introduce you to the lower mandible and it's associated muscle, the internal pterygoid, inch for inch the most powerful bone and muscle structure in the human body. Designed to enable humans to tear raw flesh and muscle from bone. It's what makes us so good at being carnivores.

So next time you get a BBBJ from some provider you met 5 minutes before, ask yourself the question that for some of us can define the meaning of life."Will she bite my dick off".

For me, given that I feel comfortable poking my prized possession into something designed to rip it from my body and chew it down to a little (are) nub, well what's a little ole straight edge razor by comparison. LOL.

[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1771791]Hmmm. Let me introduce you to the lower mandible and it's associated muscle, the internal pterygoid, inch for inch the most powerful bone and muscle structure in the human body. Designed to enable humans to tear raw flesh and muscle from bone. It's what makes us so good at being carnivores.

So next time you get a BBBJ from some provider you met 5 minutes before, ask yourself the question that for some of us can define the meaning of life."Will she bite my dick off".

For me, given that I feel comfortable poking my prized possession into something designed to rip it from my body and chew it down to a little (are) nub, well what's a little ole straight edge razor by comparison. LOL.[/QUOTE]Point well taken. Thanks.

I hear it is very good! Money back guarenteed!

[url]https://www.trynono.com/ps_men_c2/?mid=712445&gclid=CJ72pJnKsbcCFQSZ4AodJkYAOw[/url]

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771993]Point well taken. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1771498]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.[/QUOTE]Of course nobody forced me to read your reports. After reading one of your grandiloquent expositions, I quickly learn to make judicious use of the scroll bar, infact. My point was that, personally, I'm not into spectator, sports; I would rather be hobbying than writing about hobbying. Just keep in mind that everybody has a different style. Some people appreciate a quick presentation of the facts, and others prefer a more artistic rendering. It's all good, and of course you can't please everybody. There are plenty of people who do report enjoying your contributions to this forum, so for them, and for your own gratification as a writer, I encourage you to continue reporting your encounters as you see fit. My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771520]Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk.[/QUOTE]That's not why I think you're a fag.

[url]http://videosift.com/video/South-Park-The-difference-between-gays-and-fags[/url]

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;1771598]But if you are strapped in a chair forced to read the entire forum from state to state[/QUOTE]Welcome to my fucking world!

[QUOTE=AdamP469;1772053]Of course nobody forced me to read your reports. After reading one of your grandiloquent expositions, I quickly learn to make judicious use of the scroll bar, infact. My point was that, personally, I'm not into spectator, sports; I would rather be hobbying than writing about hobbying. Just keep in mind that everybody has a different style. Some people appreciate a quick presentation of the facts, and others prefer a more artistic rendering. It's all good, and of course you can't please everybody. There are plenty of people who do report enjoying your contributions to this forum, so for them, and for your own gratification as a writer, I encourage you to continue reporting your encounters as you see fit. My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.[/QUOTE]Please use the scroll bar until you break it from holding it down so long, but I am happy to hear that you wasn't being held hostage and beside it's not just writing about "hobbying", its living it and telling the experience how it happened. You say your "not into spectator sports" But I see it one of two ways, either you are really new to this game (due to your post count) or you are a "lurker" and don't bring anything to the forum (other than opinion) and just "hobby" off everyone's efforts to build this data base of info. Again if you are not into spectator sports, get off the side line and take the field and then your opinion might be worth something other than entertainment and you have 19 post but you only have spoke of a hand full of providers and double tapped Molly with more post of opinion that hobbying, are you sure your not a spectator? (Molly is awesome) , but I hate to break it to you mate, but there are more providers out there than just Molly.

Lex