Massage Parlor Reports

Hey CL,
You're a funny guy, smartazz! I had the unfortunate experience of picking up more than one tranny. Since then, I wanted to "know" what gender I was dealing with before ANY activity occurs.

Now I ask every girl I meet if she has had any sex surgeries, giving the chance for voluntary disclosure. Most of the real girls comment on boob jobs, so I then have to ask about sex changes outright. I ask to see the clit as well as the tits when I ask to see the goods. They usually laugh and show me when I say, "Can't be too careful, you know how some trannies look pretty convincing". Another question I always ask is about their sexual preferences, such as if they like toys. I ALWAYS ask about DATY. I'm much more suspicious when they say no or if they don't like it.

The hotel date is easy. Since I really am paying for their time and photos, I start with pictures or a DATY move where I have her undress and insist on seeing a nice spread before starting ANYTHING. This is also a good time to look out for any suspicious sores.

The ones that are tranny's ask for money anyways. Not wanting any trouble in my car, I just give them a five and drop them off. One asked for a ten, I told "her" to fuck off and get out with the five that were lucky to get from me.

Even with some very good looking escort girls that I have met, I never assume anything. I'm especially suspicious if they have nose jobs. If a person is willing and can afford to alter their nose, what else has been done!?

There are some physical signs to look for, most of which can be altered. Such as men tend to have a bump along the eyebrows where most women do not. Women tend to have thinner and more pointed jaws. Some men also have this so it is not a great indicator. Obviously an adams apple would be a man, but that too can be altered. Men who have had sexchange surgery, from penis to "vagina" will not have a very well defined clit or a clit hood. This is very difficult to have done surgically. Also the labia will not have the nice natural "butter fly" look to it.

Compare these pics, which looks most real to you?
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I know you meant your comments tongue in cheek, but you really got to be careful! So I hope that my paranoia on this subject might help out those who can't really spot the differences easily.

Trannys might need love to, but they are not getting it from me!

Be safe!

The FC web page no longer shows Cherry, but on Monday evening that is who I drew. Everything was as expected and I had a nice time. I do think she has become very mechanical, although she tries to be an actress she isn't very good at it. I guess if you do this all day every day there comes a time when you can't make things seem new and exciting. I ddn't hear anyone else in the place, still I got the parting comment of "more time next time. "

I really appreciated the Fun City concept of no money up front. Everything was done without mention of money. After I was fully dressed I put a buck sixty on the night table and Cherry walked me to the top of the stairs where we said goodbye and Lilly invited me back again. Cherry never even touched the money until after I was gone. Nice touch. I will return to FC next time I'm in town.

After I left FC I noticed a totally smoking Asian girl walking on 11th and then on Buttonwood. I looped around and saw her going into one of the places on Buttonwood. Probably 5'4", long straight hair, thin, and a beautiful face. She looked like an AMP girl but I wasn't sure which place was actually an AMP (there were 3 buttons on the door she was entering). If I were sure she was an AMP girl, I would have figured out which button to press and I would have been there on Tuesday night.

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Are there asian sw around there or all of them go to the amp's.

[QUOTE=Sixty Nine]The FC web page no longer shows Cherry, but on Monday evening that is who I drew. Everything was as expected and I had a nice time. I do think she has become very mechanical, although she tries to be an actress she isn't very good at it. I guess if you do this all day every day there comes a time when you can't make things seem new and exciting. I ddn't hear anyone else in the place, still I got the parting comment of "more time next time. "

I really appreciated the Fun City concept of no money up front. Everything was done without mention of money. After I was fully dressed I put a buck sixty on the night table and Cherry walked me to the top of the stairs where we said goodbye and Lilly invited me back again. Cherry never even touched the money until after I was gone. Nice touch. I will return to FC next time I'm in town.

After I left FC I noticed a totally smoking Asian girl walking on 11th and then on Buttonwood. I looped around and saw her going into one of the places on Buttonwood. Probably 5'4", long straight hair, thin, and a beautiful face. She looked like an AMP girl but I wasn't sure which place was actually an AMP (there were 3 buttons on the door she was entering). If I were sure she was an AMP girl, I would have figured out which button to press and I would have been there on Tuesday night.

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[QUOTE=Sixty Nine]After I left FC I noticed a totally smoking Asian girl walking on 11th and then on Buttonwood. I looped around and saw her going into one of the places on Buttonwood. Probably 5'4", long straight hair, thin, and a beautiful face. She looked like an AMP girl but I wasn't sure which place was actually an AMP (there were 3 buttons on the door she was entering). If I were sure she was an AMP girl, I would have figured out which button to press and I would have been there on Tuesday night.

69[/QUOTE]The one on Buttonwood is right around the corner from FC at 1022. I think it is called Orange or something like that.

[QUOTE=Sixty Nine]The FC web page no longer shows Cherry, but on Monday evening that is who I drew. Everything was as expected and I had a nice time. I do think she has become very mechanical, although she tries to be an actress she isn't very good at it. I guess if you do this all day every day there comes a time when you can't make things seem new and exciting. I ddn't hear anyone else in the place, still I got the parting comment of "more time next time. "

I really appreciated the Fun City concept of no money up front. Everything was done without mention of money. After I was fully dressed I put a buck sixty on the night table and Cherry walked me to the top of the stairs where we said goodbye and Lilly invited me back again. Cherry never even touched the money until after I was gone. Nice touch. I will return to FC next time I'm in town.

After I left FC I noticed a totally smoking Asian girl walking on 11th and then on Buttonwood. I looped around and saw her going into one of the places on Buttonwood. Probably 5'4", long straight hair, thin, and a beautiful face. She looked like an AMP girl but I wasn't sure which place was actually an AMP (there were 3 buttons on the door she was entering). If I were sure she was an AMP girl, I would have figured out which button to press and I would have been there on Tuesday night.

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You're looking at the wrong FC website. funcityasian.com w/o the s on asian has her there. I just looked before I made this post.

[QUOTE=Ath Trainer]You're looking at the wrong FC website. Funcityasian.com w/o the s on asian has her there. I just looked before I made this post.[/QUOTE]Interesting difference in websites with and without the "s". They show different girls but the same telephone number.

Regarding 1022 Buttonwood, the girl I watched went in the place right next door. Perhaps the AMP actually has two adjacent properties. I don't think she was a streetwalker.

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I went here already disappointed that my provider(Yoko) was on vacation and I think it put me off my game. I may be burning myself out also. But even with all that, Suzy was fine. I do recommend her. Went past a Korean guy in the hallway(owner?) and into one room where I got a cup of water and met Suzy. In great shape. A tiny bit of a belly(nearly flat) but hardly anything to worry about. She took me to another room which had a big bed in it. Collected the grand total up front and left me to get undressed. After, she led me to the TS which is down the hall from the laundry room. Mamasan was doing laundry then. Good TS. Was quick and thorough. I wouldn't call it rushed but it was quicker than most I have had. Got back to the room had an okay massage. She seemed like she could give a good one. Did a little body slide. Then worked her way down my back kissing along the way. A bit of rimming(finally saw someone put on the "tounge condom"), then the flip. CBJ which was nice. She went to climb on top but I had her lay flat so I can suck on her titties then work my way down for some DATY. I was off my game and my DATY showed it. I think I even annoyed her a little when I tried too hard. Finally into MISH for a while. At one point I accidentally leaned on her arm and she screamed. That was when I knew I had to get out of there. I finished, and spent the rest of the time apologizing for what I did and making jokes at my expense. She did like that I joked around alot about myself and she laughed alot. She cleaned me up, helped me to get dressed and sent me on my way. mamasan met me at the door with her and asked how everything was. I told her very good and left. I can imagine what she said to her as I left. She is good. Apparently she is new and from NY.

Are there any non-asia "A"MP in the phila area?

[QUOTE=Ted White]Are there any non-asia "A"MP in the phila area?[/QUOTE]I know there are some but I also know that extras are more expensive and hard to come by with non AMPs.

[QUOTE=Ted White]Are there any non-asia "A"MP in the phila area?[/QUOTE]There's a Brazilian one near the airport. Address unknown.

This is my sixth time here with my fourth different girl. I have not had a bad experience or been rushed or left the place in under an hour. Bobbi was very nice, talkative and friendly. Says she is 25, but I would say 30, maybe. Usually have a warm TS but on this humid day had a cool one. Just what the doctor ordered. Back in the room she asked if I wanted the massage first or second. I chose second. We never made it to second. Didn't even start out face first. Ran her fingers up and down my body then kissed everywhere. Almost had the customary Clover salad toss(and I am still not sure if she did anything there) Went into a great CBJ. Swallowed it whole. I am no giant down there but I have enough that it usually doesn't happen. I finally layed her down on her back for some DATY. I devoured her like El Wingador devoured the hundred fifty plus buffalo wings at his last Wing Bowl championship. I think she had a few O's but then again she could have had some good acting lessons as well. I swear half my face was inside her at one moment! After a long time in DATY(she claimed afterwards that I did it for half an hour, lol) we went to MISH for a while. Then to DS where I finished with a gusher. Anyway, when she came back with the hot towel she told me that the mamasan and other girl could hear us. Bobbi was very loud during our session. She is very funny and easy to talk to. Will compliment the hell out of you too, so if you need a confidence boost, go see her.

Actually under new management.

Called Blue Moon.

Any in The NE?

[QUOTE=Bill 72]Actually under new management.

Called Blue Moon.[/QUOTE]Went over to check out 233 and 13th at about 4:15, and there was a female LEO standing around the door eating something & chatting on a cellphone. Like she was on break. Not "OH SHIT RAID"-worthy, but startling enough for me to walk right past the doors and make my way elsewhere.

Be safe, gentlemen.

[QUOTE=Travmidg]Went over to check out 233 and 13th at about 4:15, and there was a female LEO standing around the door eating something & chatting on a cellphone. Like she was on break. Not "OH SHIT RAID"-worthy, but startling enough for me to walk right past the doors and make my way elsewhere.

Be safe, gentlemen.[/QUOTE]Probably nothing to worry about. I have had that happen a few times and just kept on going.