If At All Possible: Never In Your Car!
This should be rule number one or in the top ten. Whether you are parked, riding. Or anything, avoid doing anything in your car.
Now I might finger some SW's I know with a Condom on my two fingers while we are driving, until we get to a spot, but once there it is out and away from the car. So the car is a none factor, other than giving someone a ride.
During the Cold weather it is tempting to use the car, because it is warm and safe, but if possible avoid it. It is a good way to have the LE ride right up on you. They love to wait until the two of you are in the back seat or reclining front seat, and are deeply into it. Then what do you say? You can't call her your girlfriend, and few other excuses will do.
If you must, please keep your foot off the brakes, turn all your lights out, and remember the inside lights come on everytime the door is opened, and turn your radio off, and keep the inside noise low, so you can hear everything.
You will need to find an outside spot, or a room you can pay 5-10 bucks to use for 30 minutes. The SW's know of these places, but you will have to know an SW you can trust enough to go to one. There are plenty of them, and run by some of the most unlikely individuals you'd ever want to meet. People you would be totally shocked by, and others you would think, that it goes hand in hand with them.
Add to this, avoid parking down a No Outlet street. I just saw the cops had someone trapped down one the other day. I think it had more to do with drugs than an SW, but I did see a girl with him at the car. One way in, one way out!
Stop at any Service Station and get you a hand full of paper towels, or go to the Dollar Store and buy a roll for a buck. It is a very handy item to have around, for everything. Nobody questions those in a car.
The girls on the streets now are few and far between, but you have to take all the inform you have over the last Spring, Summer, and Fall, and put it together. It will get results. Let people around the SW see you, and they then know you are not LE. They will often tell other SW's that I saw this dude with So-n-So. She came back okay, so he might be okay.
If a girl won't get out of your car, and you have the balls, then drive right over to District One, and get on your cell phone. Once you are headed to the Police Station they will change their minds then. Even if you just drive there, they will back off, and get out. They can't chance it either!
It has worked for me more than a few times.
I just found one of my old SW friends and we did it outside. This was not problem for either of us, and the cold was rather thrilling. It was quick, but exciting. We have both done it in the cold air before, over the years.
She likes the cold more than me, but taking too long in the cold, and the thrill is gone!
[QUOTE=Getnati]Fire hydrant girl is horrible. At least "was horrible two years ago. She looks decent from a distance, but once up close you can see burn-like marks on her hands and arms. She smelled and acted like a crack head. First time I had to bribe her out of the car for ten bucks in the middle of central parkway. She still insisted in making a scene. Second time, I was horny and things were dead, so I got a BBBJCIM and it was horrible. I had to close my eyes and concentrate on finishing. I would have been much better off at home by myself.
As far as the girl in the black hoodie: if she is who I think she is, then she is by far the BEST SW I've encountered in downtown. She was recently arrested for prostitution, and is awaiting a trial by public defender. I'm a little hesitant to whether they are enticed into undercover sting operations to relieve themselves of a heavy jail sentence. The FS consisted of some sexy riding in my driver's seat! Unforgetable. I didn't have a towel in my car to clean up, so I had to stop by Camp Washington Chili to get some napkins real fast LOL![/QUOTE]
So what do you expect when it's 8 F outside???
Not too much.
A friend of mine had some time on his hands tonight so he ran through the usual haunts. Every time he does this he thinks its his responsibility to call me up and give me the blow by blow (did I really just say that???) details.
OTR early (around 9:30pm), dead on dead. There were hardly even any cars on the road let alone people on the street. LPH same. UPH same. Ran out through Covington and hardly saw a soul on the street, let alone any providers. There were, surprisingly, several LE cars sitting on side streets off Madison with engines running. Not sure what they were waiting for and in the dark, he said it was hard to see if they were just sittin' around eatin' donuts.
I guess he ran back through OTR on his way outta downtown around 10:45pm and crossed paths with some blonde WSW (but he said she might have been a redhead). Had a weird southern drawl, maybe a little stoned, and she looked like she was wearing pajama bottoms. Had to be cold on a night like tonight. She gave him this big speech about being sure he was LE and it sounds like she did the worst imatation of an LE check ever. All she kept saying was "what do you want and what are you going to pay" from the moment she got in the car. When they finally got reasonable and talked a little business, she wanted the green up front. My friend, gotta admire the guy (and I do), said he doesn't do business that way. She said she doesn't do business any other way. They were about 7-8 blocks away from pick up at this point and he just pulled over and told her to get out. He was thinking she needed a hit more than he wanted a BJ. He expected her to change mind and work before pay but it wasn't in the cards. She just said fine and hopped out.
Business must be good that she can take a pass, especially on a night like tonight. My friend laughed a little about it saying she probably wouldn't even see another car on the walk back to Findlay Market since nobody was out.
Morale of the story - it's always better to pay for performance than to pay for promises and sometimes, it's better to not pay at all.
Anyway, that was the cold monger's story tonight. Maybe when it warms up (to like 20 F), he'll find more life around.
Have a great day.
Dz
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I wish you all a just and peaceful Martin L. King day! And more...
Aren't we all looking for justice and peace (not to mention a good piece?).
Several times I have posted about girls with fully dilated pupils, and I still find them hot. From ancient times, dilated pupils have been an indication of interest and availability. These days, they may indicate speed or maybe cocaine.
I found an interesting site which illustrates sexual signs in females, including dilated pupils. (I hope you will indulge me in this sidebar...)
We don't fool ourselves that SWs will show these signs, but some of us still troll the bars, internet, and cafes for females who might be available (hey--for free, and a REAL GFE). I hope you will forgive this detour into body language, but I found it VERY interesting, and maybe you will too. (Especially the triangle! Watch the view count on the triangle pic--I'll bet it goes through the roof.) Here are a couple of links which display theses signs. Replace *** with www to see them.
[url]http://***.aquiziam.com/female_body_language.html[/url]
[url]http://***.aquiziam.com/female_body_language2.html[/url]
I have also submitted a couple of pix to illustrate body language and pupil dilation which I think you will recognize as "com'ons"!
Giani