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I get ya, but that wasn't it. She wanted me to finish, but she was just small.

I just remembered that the blonde had what looked like an Aerosmith tattoo (with wings) between her shoulder blades. HTH.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1135097]You were there and I wasn't, so please ignore my opinion, but some girls will fake all kinds of things as a way to make you stop early. It's part of the game they play, or a means to move on to the next customer after they've taken your money. They will do everything from fake pain, to pick arguments just to make you say "OK, I'm done. Get out of my car" earlier than normal.

The good ones want repeat biz, or just treat you fairly.

Again, you were there and I wasn't.

Hug,

Norm[/QUOTE]

I saw this Ashley near 8th & Collins. I thought it was the same Ashley reviewed below, but this one has a tramp stamp. She's got the prettiest blue eyes and a doll face. No drama, no problems, no upsell, no rushing, etc. I would repeat.

[QUOTE=Feanor7; 1132698]Any info on a thick latina escort in Miami? Not fat, but you know those curvy ones with a little more meat but still a nice shape.

Wondering if this one is legit (girls name is Amy) :

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(pic attached)

[ATTACH=CONFIG]122472[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I have no info on who this is, but she looks damn amazing.

Mongers, take a look at this. I'll guess that none of you have sampled this fine piece before, but if anyone has, please share your feedback with the rest of us. Google translation says this chick can't spell spanish too well. I'd be willing to make a special trip down to M-D just to get a taste of this specimen, assuming the damage is acceptable, of course.

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Hey guys,

Anyone tried this cutie from BP:

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Thanks,

Miami

You are so right brother. We have to keep in mind that this hoes are there for the Cash. Their Idea of good service is to take your money and run. Its up to you to make sure you make the best of your date and get as much out of your Green as possible. The hoes will do anything to get out as quick, Make you feel like mandingo, tell you how great it feels, make all kinds of fake sounds, tell you they have broken jaw, .

The best is when the attitude changes from the money you give them the green.

What have done over the years is give them al small % of the cash and place the rest on the dashboard and tell them they can have it when they are done.

Joe.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1135097]You were there and I wasn't, so please ignore my opinion, but some girls will fake all kinds of things as a way to make you stop early. It's part of the game they play, or a means to move on to the next customer after they've taken your money. They will do everything from fake pain, to pick arguments just to make you say "OK, I'm done. Get out of my car" earlier than normal.

The good ones want repeat biz, or just treat you fairly.

Again, you were there and I wasn't.

Hug,

Norm[/QUOTE]

[quote=miamig76; 1136521]hey guys,

anyone tried this cutie from bp:

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thanks,

miami[/quote]ffffffaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee!

I tried in Broward, Juan hit her as well. Look for my or juan review in the Broward section.

[QUOTE=Miamig76; 1136521]Hey guys,

Anyone tried this cutie from BP:

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Thanks,

Miami[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miamig76; 1136521]Hey guys,

Anyone tried this cutie from BP:

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Thanks,

Miami[/QUOTE]I think someone reveiwed this ad and said it was a bait and switch. Turned out its was an unattractive asian instead.

[QUOTE=Mundo 007; 1136071]Mongers, take a look at this. I'll guess that none of you have sampled this fine piece before, but if anyone has, please share your feedback with the rest of us. Google translation says this chick can't spell spanish too well. I'd be willing to make a special trip down to M-D just to get a taste of this specimen, assuming the damage is acceptable, of course.

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[/QUOTE]I love the pic of her from behind. Girls like this is why I love Miami. The word "bes" instead of "ves" might be phonetic or might just be a typo since the 2 ltrs are so close together on the kb. BTW both are common, although I'm guessing you already know that. If the price were right, I'd do her.

El Normo

Well, looks like this beauty has too much business, got busted, or bailed out as after repeated attempts she will not answer the phone. She has only published once on BP and I doubt we'll see her again. If anyone has engaged with her please post.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1137300]I love the pic of her from behind. Girls like this is why I love Miami. The word "bes" instead of "ves" might be phonetic or might just be a typo since the 2 ltrs are so close together on the kb. BTW both are common, although I'm guessing you already know that. If the price were right, I'd do her.

El Normo[/QUOTE]

I saw the pictures and could not resist. Made the call and she told me it was 150 / half and 200 / hour. I asked her if she was GFE and she said yes. So I went there for the half hour. Got there and had to pay $5 to park at the hotel. Got to the room and was not the girl in the picture. Normally I would turn around and leave at that point but the girl was actually a cute blonde so I stayed. Layed down and she pulled out the condom for a CBJ. Guess she's not really GFE. Decent CBJ but I started to notice she was spending a lot of time on the BJ. So I say I'm ready for the sex part. She starts saying how I'm too big and it's going to hurt her and she doesn't want to have sex with me. I tell him I'm going to be really fast so she goes with it. During it she kept her hand in the way so I couldn't go deep. Started to annoying me so I say I not going to be able to finish until she moves her hand. She moved it and I finished as fast as I could to get out of there. She's really cute and her vag actually feels great but putting up with her bs was so annoying.

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Any luck with getting info on this caramel beauty? She seems to good to be true.

[QUOTE=Deltablack; 1129265][url]http://blackfantasy.escortbird.com/[/url]

She says 90 a hour, how much would it be? It has to be a markup. Help me out guys I'm very interested.[/QUOTE]

OK you guys are probably going to hate me for this, but here goes. First a little background story. I have been out of the game for awhile (about 2 years). First I got laid off (couldn't afford to monger) , then I went back to school, then I had a girlfriend for awhile (decided to be faithful) , left the country for a few months, and finally got sick (long story). Now things are looking up as I just got a well-paying job and I'm looking to getting back into the mongering game. I've been lurking the forum here in Miami and lurking BP as well, and I actually have a list (yes a list) of girls that I would just like to know if they are legit / worth it. I will begin reporting back as soon as I hit that first (long awaited for) session. I hope this helps out more than just me since we seem to ask about info one at a time around here. I will post links to the ads, but since they might expire I will also post names and pics (named after girls) so you can search for them. So gentlemen, any info on the following? :

Latina Spice (Giselle). [url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latina-spice-19/12765494[/url]

Tanya. [url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brunette-b-e-a-u-t-y-avail-able-right-now-all-nite-long-22/12114014[/url]

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[QUOTE=Very Scary; 1137885]I saw the pictures and could not resist. Made the call and she told me it was 150 / half and 200 / hour. I asked her if she was GFE and she said yes. So I went there for the half hour. Got there and had to pay $5 to park at the hotel. Got to the room and was not the girl in the picture. Normally I would turn around and leave at that point but the girl was actually a cute blonde so I stayed. Layed down and she pulled out the condom for a CBJ. Guess she's not really GFE. Decent CBJ but I started to notice she was spending a lot of time on the BJ. So I say I'm ready for the sex part. She starts saying how I'm too big and it's going to hurt her and she doesn't want to have sex with me. I tell him I'm going to be really fast so she goes with it. During it she kept her hand in the way so I couldn't go deep. Started to annoying me so I say I not going to be able to finish until she moves her hand. She moved it and I finished as fast as I could to get out of there. She's really cute and her vag actually feels great but putting up with her bs was so annoying.

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[/QUOTE]Your link doesn't work. Can you give us some more info so we can avoid the ho.