Massage Parlor Reports

Man, maybe when BP is old enough to collect Social Security will I allow a senior citizen to lather up my nut sack...! Nah, screw that - I'll move my wrinkled ass to Thailand and let some 19-year old spinners do it. lol.

Just bustin' some nuts!

BP

Thought I would give Escape another try. Glad I did. Two good looking, not overweight European women were working. Went with the brunet. Usual questions were asked. Better than decent massage, not rushed at all. Enjoyable time, left happy. Of course it's a bit more expensive, $100 door fee, vs AMP rates. I don't always feel like the AMP bit. This is a good alternative if you want to treat yourself.

[QUOTE=Rockerrexxx]Thought I would give Escape another try. Glad I did. Two good looking, not overweight European women were working. Went with the brunet. Usual questions were asked. Better than decent massage, not rushed at all. Enjoyable time, left happy. Of course it's a bit more expensive, $100 door fee, vs AMP rates. I don't always feel like the AMP bit. This is a good alternative if you want to treat yourself.[/QUOTE]Is the tipping also the same as the AMP rates? Since I know someone was talking about how Royal (another non Asian MP) was charging almost double or even triple for everything and was also $ or $.1 door fee.

Went to the SAcred house yesterday. Got a Jenny early mid 20`s I believe she said very nice tight body. All was on menu only had time for the standard service on flip no time for FS. Very nice time hands were allowed to roam. Stanard house fee and tip TS was also availble.

Massage7
looks 8
Attitude 10
overall service 9

Tried this MP this evening.

It was hard to identify at first since the sign outside their driveway says its some sort of medical supply building.

Anyhow, You drive up and its the first door you see. I got lucky, I drove up and this older asian woman opened the door. I didn't even knock.

I asked how much and she told me 50 for half 70 for the hour.
I gave her 80 and she supplied with change.

She pointed me into a room with a massage table and asked me to undress. I laid down and she rubbed me for about 45 minutes with some gritty oil.

Afterwards she brought me a bottle of water.

I tried hinting towards other services. Asking why they don't advertise and
how I had to search the place on the internet.

She didn't budge.

I left kinda frustrated.

Massage: 7/10
Looks: 4/10
Price: 6/10 ( considering all i got was a massage )
Overall: Go there if you want a massage. thats it.

Be safe and take care

I have always found the tipping at the escapes or royalty's to be 1/2$ for topless, $ for nude, on top of the entry fee. service is always same, just state of dress changes

[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Is the tipping also the same as the AMP rates? Since I know someone was talking about how Royal (another non Asian MP) was charging almost double or even triple for everything and was also $ or $.1 door fee.[/QUOTE]

I have seen reference to an AMP in Parkville, and I am curious. Is this the place I found in the phone book on W........y Rd.? I have been in this part of town most of my life and was only aware of JHH and TBC, plus the York RD houses. Just trying to expand my horizons.
GTR

Hello all. Kinda newbie here, have posted a number of times to date. I am most interested in FBSM only. It has been about a year since I have seen the lovely 40ish, hot body, nice firms T's, redhead named Carol. She used to run an Ad in the BCP. Her number is shut down, so I am not sure she is still around. Any updates would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Paul

[QUOTE=Search714]Hello all. Kinda newbie here, have posted a number of times to date. I am most interested in FBSM only. It has been about a year since I have seen the lovely 40ish, hot body, nice firms T's, redhead named Carol. She used to run an Ad in the BCP. Her number is shut down, so I am not sure she is still around. Any updates would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Paul[/QUOTE]Hi,

I'm also a new poster but longtime lurker who was on these boards a month ago asking the same question (someone else had mentioned Carol). Below is what I wrote in my last post (Aug. 13). I'd like to find her too. Stick around and let us know if she returns.

I wrote:

"I'm a longtime lurker who has never posted. But a mention of Carol made me want to chime in. Carol was terrific -- a lot of fun, even when you just called her on the phone.

I met Carol originally when she was with a now-defunct place called (I think) LLJ and Associates, that was located near a shopping center in Ellicott City. She then went out on her own. This was ten years ago. Then Howard County cracked down on various venues for idiotic political reasons, and LLJ was run out of town. I didn't realize how good we had it back then.

Anyway, Shame Carol is gone and if anyone knows of her whereabouts, please tell us!"

Had a small case of Asian Fever today, so I made a drive by ML. There was a hand written sign on the door that said "Sorry Closed." Anyone know how long they have been closed, or is this just a one day thing.
Thanks,
Crazy Dick

First post, but I've gotten some good info on this board so I'll start giving some back.

Returned to Balt after an absence and thought to visit a few old haunts. Not much has changed. Hit the place on Charles, twice. Good massage as always.- they give good value there for that at least. No table shower facilities but there's a grungy shower there if you want to clean up before or after. The ending was happy. The staff has always been Chinese there as long as I can remember. A huge roll of carpet was in the foyer so they appear to be upgrading somewhat and it's about time. The Charles place is near where I live so it's a decent walking distance value but just. They are always understaffed but friendly. Before I left Baltimore they had the ugliest woman there I've ever patronized. I thought she might be a man so I roamed a bit during the massage just to allay my suspicions and it turned out she was just ugly. Whew! She gave some great endings however and I miss her ugly mug. I like experienced ugly Asian hags that show enthusiasm, but that's just me.

Went over to Baco as I like the table shower there. Great table shower, can't remember the provider's name. I love the anticipation an AMP wearing blue rubber boots with a shower head in her hand gives me. Decent massage, rushed ending. If it weren't for the table shower it would have been a disappointment. The place is like the Orioles organization. They'll never change, they're not very enthusiastic and they come close to stinking up the joint at times. Baco is not worth the price of the ticket unless you're bored out of your gourd. Hey, maybe next year?

I would have hit Pinetree but after reading here how they've gone downhill (thanks for the info) I'll pass. They've always been hit and miss anyway, mostly miss.

I've noticed that while I was away the Korean establishments seem to have grown. Hopefully a new place in our line of interest might open in that area. Since I'm close by, if I find anything, I'll let you know.

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]Had a small case of Asian Fever today, so I made a drive by ML. There was a hand written sign on the door that said "Sorry Closed." Anyone know how long they have been closed, or is this just a one day thing.
Thanks,
Crazy Dick[/QUOTE]
They were not answering the phone and all was dark on Sunday night...

Stopped by Soothing Touch around 6 pm yesterday. Two girls working. Both girls above average looking. Height and weight were proportional. The price was 80 for 45 minutes. We went to the room and immediate upsell. The price for top removal was 50. All nude was 100. Now I do not want LE to read this report and try to bust them, so I will stop here. Please be safe out there.

Propilot-over and out.

Made a late run to our favorite spot. Arrived just before closing but they were still accommodating. Met with Candy. Beautiful face and awesome body. Got TS and an okay massage. After that she provided BBBJ and FS for the standard fee. I always enjoy going and and can't wait to go back.

Just getting into the game. rtff. Thank you everyone for the years of posts and info. All very good.

Been to JNW twice and Albertos once. Seems there was no selection at all when I've gone, Sundays, and was wondering when is a better time where I might actually have some selection.

Got the same gal both times at JNW. Good massage, but not very enthusiastic on the flip (I had to cheerlead a bit), looked to be 30's or maybe early 40's (Yes, the comment about it being hard to pin down their apparent age seems so true)

Albertos, oh boy, old..Old OLD. Voice fueled by 4 packs of cigs a day. So so massage, but knew her business. (I kept thinking the whole time about someone elses post here about fondling an old womans butt) I'm sick enough that I actually enjoyed the experience, up until I somehow accidently flipped her Jesus switch on and she started talking about holy spirit.

I have a question for everyone. It is a completely selfish one, but I'm hoping to save myself untold searching and dollars here.

I have a total fetish for long fingernials and asian women. Can anyone point me to one of the AMPs and suggest a name (Private message is fine) of one of the gals who has long fingernials? The longer the better. :)

It's what does it for me, and I'm realizing that I'll probably just waste alot of time trying to find it on my own by hunting. Trying to explain what I like is an interesting exercise in language barrier, and as I mentioned earlier, It seems that the few place that I've gone, have had zero selection (bad timing on my part?) Anyway. Thanks in advance for any help!

Even without the fetish piece, I've really enjoyed my experiences so far. Just nice to have a decent massage and a bit of pampering. I'll try and contribute as I explore.

AS