Strip Club Reports

Went to C-mowes about a month ago. Not much excitement going on. I think it was way too cold for everyone. Anyway, while there I saw Champaign who used to work at Chameleon. I had a private when she worked at Chameleon with FS for the $ plus .35. Very good time, but was wondering if anyone has had a private with her lately. Also, she had a sister that worked at Chameleon but I didn't see her at C-Mowes.

Also, speaking of Chameleon; does anyone recall Miss Kitty. She was in her 50's and walked with a limp. She even lived in the back of the club. Has anyone seen her or know if she's still at a club somewhere?

[QUOTE=Just Aguy]Does anyone remeber a small black girl with an amazing tight body that used to work at the Chameleon?[/QUOTE]

Did she go by Candy Stixx? I wrote about her a couple of times last summer ([url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=534251&postcount=329]here's[/url] one). She was fun. I was there on her 25th birthday -- she was really animated and invited everyone to go to a jazz club with her that evening. Don't think anyone took her up on it though.

MikeD, you are a bit confused on particulars. Let's get you sorted out.

[QUOTE=MikedD]I looked up strip clubs on a national strip club web site and to my surprise C-Mowes looks like the actual name of the place. I have read the last 7-10 pages here and I though it was just a nickname for the place. Anyway, I was just wondering in your guys opinion which is the better of the bars. I have only been to Miss Kittys.[/quote]The place is named C-Mowes Key Club and that is indeed the real name.

They are different bars. You can read a lot of reviews here for the both of them. I like to hang at Miss Kitty's, however at C-Mowes you can get a lot more service for a lot lower price. MK has generally better talent, but C-Mowes has cheaper drinks and the girls there are basically all available for full service if you want. MK has better atmosphere, with a cozier atmosphere and better chairs. C-Mowes was remodeled and has a totally wrong layout for the kind of place it is. It is huge, but everyone sits at the bar, the stages suck, and the lighting is all blue neon and cold.

[QUOTE=MikedD]It seems that the two bars are fairly close to each other. I only thought Hustler was nearby. I did not care for Hustler because the girls there for the most part were very stuck up. True, they were prettier, but at Miss Kittys even though the looks of them might not be quite as good they are MUCH more friendly. And that is what usually counts. I did not see any of the other bars mentioned in here, but they all look like they are in the same general area.[/quote]
As you exit I-64 and head north onto Kingshighway (Hwy 111) towards Washington Park you see Hustler on the right and Miss Kitty's on the left. Soft Touch is behind you by the metro station. Behind Hustler on Bunkum Road is Hollywood -- you can't miss all the neon and spotlights at night.

As you continue up Kingshighway about 1 mile you get to Forest Rd. The burned out Chameleon Club is on the left, followed by C-Mowes just past it. Beyond that is the closed Cheeks, which should re-open very soon. Across from that on the right you see Wise Guys. If you head back down Kingshighway back to Forest and turn left (east) you will get to Blondies and Dollies across the street from each other. So that's seven places in very close proximity with one more coming soon.

[QUOTE=MikedD]Finally, when I was there last there were two massage places about 10 or 15 minute drive away. One was an oriental place. The other was dark and did not look like it was in a safe area. The oriental place service was only so-so at best.[/QUOTE]You are probably thinking of the strip club nexus in Brooklyn, IL, which is about 10 miles away from Washington Park. They have their own forum in Illinois, however most of the posts there are about streetwalkers, since there is a major SW stroll nearby. I don't know anything about S&L Rub, the massage place there, except that it is supposed to be very overpriced. The only other AMP on the Illinois side that I know of is VIP, down in Centreville -- right near PTs, Crystal Palace, and Boxers n Briefs.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]MikeD, you are a bit confused on particulars. Let's get you sorted out.

The place is named C-Mowes Key Club and that is indeed the real name.

They are different bars. You can read a lot of reviews here for the both of them. I like to hang at Miss Kitty's, however at C-Mowes you can get a lot more service for a lot lower price. MK has generally better talent, but C-Mowes has cheaper drinks and the girls there are basically all available for full service if you want. MK has better atmosphere, with a cozier atmosphere and better chairs. C-Mowes was remodeled and has a totally wrong layout for the kind of place it is. It is huge, but everyone sits at the bar, the stages suck, and the lighting is all blue neon and cold.

As you exit I-64 and head north onto Kingshighway (Hwy 111) towards Washington Park you see Hustler on the right and Miss Kitty's on the left. Soft Touch is behind you by the metro station. Behind Hustler on Bunkum Road is Hollywood -- you can't miss all the neon and spotlights at night.

As you continue up Kingshighway about 1 mile you get to Forest Rd. The burned out Chameleon Club is on the left, followed by C-Mowes just past it. Beyond that is the closed Cheeks, which should re-open very soon. Across from that on the right you see Wise Guys. If you head back down Kingshighway back to Forest and turn left (east) you will get to Blondies and Dollies across the street from each other. So that's seven places in very close proximity with one more coming soon.

You are probably thinking of the strip club nexus in Brooklyn, IL, which is about 10 miles away from Washington Park. They have their own forum in Illinois, however most of the posts there are about streetwalkers, since there is a major SW stroll nearby. I don't know anything about S&L Rub, the massage place there, except that it is supposed to be very overpriced. The only other AMP on the Illinois side that I know of is VIP, down in Centreville -- right near PTs, Crystal Palace, and Boxers n Briefs.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the very detailed directions. This is very helpful for us newbies that don't need to be cruising in the wrong neighborhoods.

To add to what KCQuestor was saying. S&L Rub is very over priced, hence I have not been there in a few years. VIP is a lot of fun and well priced but as of last week, it was still closed.

Hey all,

I have spent a lot of time cruising on the West side of the river, but haven't yet made the trip out to Washington Park. I've been told to play it a bit safer out there, but I have heard great things about the clubs out there, and really want to give it a shot.

Would someone mind dropping me a PM with a rundown of the clubs over there, what to expect and what to watch for? I have been to Flynt's and all, but want to tour some of the more "up close and personal" spots.

Thanks, and happy hunting

[QUOTE=Just Aguy]Does anyone remeber a small black girl with an amazing tight body that used to work at the Chameleon? She had the most amazing tits ever and was super clean. She said she was from Columbia and when I first met her, she was trying to raise money to by a used Chrysler Sebring. Once she raised enough money for the car she was going to quit. I saw her 3 or 4 times. She'd come in to town for a few days and go back to school. I think she was studying to be a vet.

Anyone remember her or seen her lately?[/QUOTE]It might have been Raven. I saw her a couple of weeks ago at Roxy's on dayshift.

[QUOTE=Earl Shines][b]A good (safe?) place for a first time East-Side monger?[/b]
I've been told to play it a bit safer out there, but I have heard great things about the clubs out there, and really want to give it a shot.

Would someone mind dropping me a PM with a rundown of the clubs over there, what to expect and what to watch for?[/QUOTE]They are all safe, as long as you don't go wandering the neighborhood. Park and go inside and you'll be fine (assuming you don't pick fights or act like an ass -- but that's the same anywhere).

As far as a rundown of the clubs, there are too many of them. Off the top of my head I count 8 in Washington Park, 4 in Brooklyn, 2 in ESL, a couple in Sauget, a couple in Centreville... There's lots of info in the forums here.

In general, you trade looks for service as you move down the scale. Of course there are outlier girls in every club, with variations for different shifts and who is working. But in my opinion the continuum for Washington Park goes:

Hustler/Larry Flynt
Hollywood
Wise Guys
Miss Kitty's
C-Mowes
Dollies
Blondies
I can't speak for Soft Touch as it is mostly a black club and a bit outside the area. I haven't been there in years.

It is important to note that I am not rating good-to-bad here. It is a range from (gorgeous, expensive, limited touch) to (not-so-hot, cheap, lots-of-touch).

Your mileage may vary.

A week ago on Friday night, I visited Crystal Palace, a strip club in Centreville. Seven or so ladies were there, most sitting at the bar, waiting for their turn to dance on stage. Angela was dancing when I dropped in. She's a new lady, having worked there only a few days. I went to the bar, and decided I would get a couple bed dances from a lady named Paradise. But first, I went to the stage to see Anglea perform and tip her the customary $2.

After I spent a little time at the stage, and just as I'm getting ready to go back to the bar to talk with Paradise, a dancer named Luscious comes out through a door (located left of the bar). The door must lead to the back room or the ladies' dressing rooms. Oooh, this dancer named Lusciuos is dancing next, and I must see her up-close on stage. Luscious is certainly luscious.

She's 5'10" [i]without shoes[/i], thin with a very enticing, hour-glass waist (yum). Sexy face, too. She's white, has black hair, and was wearing colorful knee-high stockings. What a scrumptious body.

This girl can move on stage. Her sexy, deep knee bends placed her covered vagina inches from my nose as I looked up in awe. She later positions her long, luscious legs on my shoulders and wraps her thighs around my face. The fella sitting at the stage 2 seats away from me was enjoying the show, too. He was a 50-something guy with a red shirt (could it have been one of you guys last Friday night, March 21st? The time was probably between 10:15 and 11 PM. 7 days ago.)

I ask Luscious if I can get a couple bed dances when her set is over. She says yes. She still has one more song to go on stage in her 3-song set, so I step back from the stage to walk around the club a little bit and look it over--it's been a few months since I was last there, and things have changed. After my little tour, I sit down at one of the tables. Angela asks if she can sit with me. Sure. We talk a little bit as I watch Luscious dance through her final stage song. The waitress comes up to us, and Angela asks if she can get a drink. I don't want to look like a slouch, so I say sure. Her special drink cost $10.

Luscious's stage set is now over, so she takes me by the hand and leads me to their new bed dance area, which is on a large raised platform shrouded by see-through veils. It's not very private because the curtain-like veils are see-through. This bed dance area was not here last time I visited the club. It's nice, though. Nice comfy "beds" for bed dances. You're within view of the bar and other patrons, though.

I ask Luscious if I can pay her for a hand job in the back room? She says the back room is no longer used, and management fired 2 ladies about a month ago for giving extras in the back. I guess things have changed with the addition of the new bed dance area. Still there's always hope that things will again change at some point in the future, and extras in the back will again become available and winked at by management? If any of you have luck with extras in future months, let us all know. But for now, I guess management wants to make use of their fancy new bed dance platform area. Which is fine with me because, I got some super special bed dances.

Each bed dance is $25. I got two great ones from Luscious, and later got another two super special ones from Paradise, the first girl I saw at the bar when I came in.

Luscious has very nice-looking B-sized breasts. You just want to cup them when you see them. They fit her body to a tee. Perfect. Luscious tells me she is a Gypsy and from Indiana. I asked her if she had any special Gypsy tatoos, because years ago I knew a Gypsy in Columbia, Missouri, who showed me his special Gypsy tatoos, but Luscious said she's from a group that doesn't use tatoos. Anyway, I would never have guessed this luscious 27-year-old lady has 3 kids. Her body is amazing. And she can really, really move on stage. Luscious also has pierced nipples and a piercing just below and to the left of her lips called a Monroe (I think she said that's what it's called).

Anyway, I'm so impressed by her bed dances, that I tell her I'm going home after her incredible performance on my Mister Happy. And I was intending to leave, but just as I pass by the stage, I see Paradise's nearly naked body, which is simply exquisite, and I have to take a seat at the stage, watch her set, and get some bed dances from her, too.

Paradise has a knock-out body, so tight and in-shape. Wubba. I was really excited to see her dancing nude. I immediately took a seat. Oooh, she laid it all out for me to see: A super nice outee extended from her vagina. It was like she was saying, "Behold the outee." And I beheld. My eyes were transfixed. It felt like I was looking at a delicious piece of fresh fruit extending from her vagina. My mouth almost began to water for the savory fruit.

Paradise is 21 and a spinner (nice change-up from the 5'10" Luscious). She has either black or brown hair (can't remember), and I don't recall the eyes. I was too preoccupied with her breasts which are stunning 36C's with huge areolas! Huge areolas! I love huge areolas, and they're not that common. During our bed dance, I asked if I could kiss them, and was delighted when she said yes. She let me suck on them. Even though we were within view of the bar and patrons, I didn't care. I had to suckle from those heavenly nipples and areolas. Very calming effect suckling from her breasts.

I was in paradise. But that wasn't all Paradise did for me. Sometime during the second song, as she straddled me in cowgirl style, she began bucking. My penis became extra hard. She was bucking and bucking. She coaxed my swimmers out quick! What a great release. Even though I was wearing both slacks and underwear, she did a really great job getting my swimmers to come out. When I got back to the hotel, my underwear was drenched. It even seeped a little through my slacks.

There's a [color=brown][i]luscious paradise[/i][/color] waiting for you right now at Crystal Palace.

Luscious and Paradise: 2 ladies with exquisite bodies. - Rosco
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PS: There was a 20-something or early 30's Asian man, probably Japanese but possibly Korean, sitting at the stage with me when Paradise was dancing 7 days ago on Friday night. Could that have been any of you?

rosco2,

i am so glad that you did such a eloquent description of the crystal palace.
i went there tonight (without reading your post) and had such a good time with paradise, i immediately logged on to make a post myself. warning, i wander off topic really bad.

it's the night shift, dances are $25, and this is the sister club to hollywoods.
(yep, porn on the tvs.) so i was not expecting much from the private dance. leastwise, the couple i have had at hollywoods were "nice" but not that special.

crystal palace is a lot more laid back than hollywood. furniture might have been cast off's from hollywood - it was comfortable but not new. i watched a couple dancer's and was wondering if they ever dropped their thong. my suggestion, pay attention and only get a dance from a girl that does.

finally saw a girl take a guy to the "private" dance area. windows are dark enough, i could only tell she was humping the hell out of the guy because her top glowed in the blacklight. bouncy, bouncy, bouncy....

paradise came over and talked to me for a couple sets before asking if i wanted a dance about halfway thru a song. normally, i wait till i see them on stage, but i figured she had earned it just for her time so far. she tells me i have choice between bed or chair. duh!!! i lay down, she steps out of her platforms, becomes a short girl, and crawls up on the bed. {ooh, ooh still on that song -dang i am going to get shorted, but no, paradise just wants a bit of warm-up time.} wow! she did the 2nd best private i've had with my clothes on. like any skilled dancer, she knew exactly where my dick was at all times. the only "breathers" were while she moved from one position to another. if i had paid for a 2nd dance, i'd been having a he just like rosco2. oh, i got more dances from paradise, but would take a break and go watch the stage for a set. there were 2-3 girls there that would have done a similar excellant private. the rest? ymmv.



------- total aside ---------
why 2nd best private? i have a "friend" stripper in another state, that i'm a
regular with for over the last 5 yrs. she started off **** at one of the
"pits" where everyone knows what you are there for. (and dammit i never met her there.) anyway, the ornery girl that she is, she takes great joy in try to make me soak my underwear. hell, she made me quit wearing shorts into the club during the summer. the little pixie would run her hand up my leg and grab & stroke me. and when that didn't work, she pushed the short's leg to the side and pulled me out for a suck. damn that felt good, but that cloth would bunch up on my nuts -pleasure and pain...

Nice couple of reports on Crystal Palace

[QUOTE=Teddyb699]Crystal Palace is a lot more laid back than Hollywood.[/QUOTE]
A lot of the girls at CP on any given night are there because they got in trouble at Hollywood and earned a "time-out" from Bob Romanik, the owner of both clubs. Crystal Palace is kind of like detention, and we all know what kind of girls go to detention.

[QUOTE=KC Questor] But in my opinion the continuum for Washington Park goes:

Hustler/Larry Flynt
Hollywood
Wise Guys
Miss Kitty's
C-Mowes
Dollies
Blondies

It is important to note that I am not rating good-to-bad here. It is a range from (gorgeous, expensive, limited touch) to (not-so-hot, cheap, lots-of-touch).[/QUOTE]

Thanks very much for this. On your recommendation I headed off to C-Mowes this afternoon at about 1, and was not disappointed. Basically it was everything, really everything, with a hot, buxom brunette for ... well, $7 for the drink, $10 for the dance, and $60 (negotiated down from $100) for everything else. I usually spend more than twice what I paid for an escort so this was a great deal.

Barney

[QUOTE=Barney1234]Thanks very much for this. On your recommendation I headed off to C-Mowes this afternoon at about 1, and was not disappointed. Basically it was everything, really everything, with a hot, buxom brunette for ... well, $7 for the drink, $10 for the dance, and $60 (negotiated down from $100) for everything else. I usually spend more than twice what I paid for an escort so this was a great deal.[/QUOTE]
Glad to help. Do you remember her name? And by "everything else" do you mean full service? That's quite the deal.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]Glad to help. Do you remember her name? And by "everything else" do you mean full service? That's quite the deal.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure if she said who she was, and I forgot to ask - but I intend to go back next week to find out. She had long black hair, was 36DD by my estimate. She drank ... I think it was a shot of tequila I bought her, and was grabbing my crotch continuously when were at the bar. In the private section it was whatever I wanted to do.

Barney

Thanks for the info K.C. I knew there were a lot of bars in this area but I did not know they were all so close together. I have a soft spot in my heart for Miss Kittys becasue they at least use to have the 2 dollars stage lap dances and I got a HJ in the afternoon on my last visit there. I hope they still have the 2 dollar stage lap dances. It sounds like C Mowes does not have them. Do they? Like I said it is going to be on a Sunday afternoon/evening when I will be checking out the area. You guys are spoiled/lucky. There is nothing even close to these bars around here. Y'all have fun and be safe. Thanks..