Strip Club Reports

I went to the bird on the 15th. It was pretty packed and once I got in and sat down there was a latina chick who came up to me and sat down. She said it was her second time working at the bird. She was talking to me for a while about 20 minutes and was pushing for me to get a VIP with her. I asked her what the prices were for the 3 dance room and told me it was for $. I tried to bargain the price down to. 6 but she wouldn't budge. So after a long 30 minutes of talking I finally did a VIP for $. Halfway through the session she says to me that I can "play with myself" and finishes up my dances. I did not want to "play with myself" for $. So I gave her a disappointed fail look and she felt bad and gave me two free pass cards and went back in the dressing room. I don't recommend her at all. I had high hopes for her but in the end it failed horribly. Total damage was $.2

[QUOTE=WeezySlob;1125714]Finally a really cute young Black girl (can't remember her name, really wish I could) came up to me and started a fun conversation, this is what I was looking for. Asked me what kind of girls I like, if I prefer tits or ass, if I like naughty or nice girls, if she could grab my cock. She said some guys are surprised when she does it without asking and get all nervous or something, I told her I didn't mind at all. She asked me if I liked her tits and of course I said I did as they were natural, she talked about how she thought about getting a boob job but decided against it and I agreed that she did not need it. She said she was the youngest girl there and only 18 I believe, not sure if I believed that but she did look pretty dang young. After a while she asked if I wanted to go to the dance area when I believe she said the 'naughty corner' opens up. I asked what goes on there, she said everything, I was sold. First song the tits were out, my hand and mouth were free to do what they wanted, her tits were so nice, great nipples. She worked me good with her hand through my pants and by the end of song 3 I got my HE, mission finally accomplished. I got what I'd been looking for countless times at other OC clubs in the past few months in only one 3 song trip to the Bird. I'll definitely be going back, this is my new place, best mileage out there, nice looking girls, pretty clean place overall, good lighting inside, and the drink push didn't bother me at all as it was easy to just say no over and over.[/QUOTE]The girl you described is my go to girl for Friday afternoon stress relief! Super friendly, great attitude, and those sweet chocolate titties! I've done 3-4 x $10. 00 sessions with her a number of times, HE each time. Talk about value! I have yet to meet up with her with enough $$$ in pocket to venture behind the curtain. I asked her what I could expect if I took her back there, and she said I would just have to find out. Based on her quality work at the $10. 00 level, how can I guy go wrong with her behind the curtain?

[QUOTE=Bushman426; 1122913]I was there around noon. Didn't stay too long. That big girl with the glasses was scary. She wasn't ugly, just BIG.

I saw a light skinned mixed girl. She asked me if I liked happy endings, of course I said yes. We went to the dance couch and she went straight to the stick shift. Never had a dancer just take it out and work on it in the non-VIP area. Even with three other people sitting along side. She started the manual and then went down to get it wet, finished slipping and sliding on the outside of her gstring. She said more was available in the VIP, but. 8 for eight songs got the job done and did not ask for a tip.[/QUOTE]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]Bird=Flamingo@Anaheim

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]I was going to rant at you for being a hopeless incompetent idiot but then realized that you would have had to read thru 3 whole pages to get your answer! That's when I decided I better just tell you the answer because 3 pages of reading is beyond your IQ!

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]Flamingo Theatre in Anaheim

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo;1130823]Flamingo Theatre in Anaheim[/QUOTE]What? My answer wasn't good enough? Had to boost your post count?

[QUOTE=Lerrena;1130876]What? My answer wasn't good enough? Had to boost your post count?[/QUOTE]Your one word answer,"Flamingo" was a little short. You spent more time bitching and moaning that the answer is 3 pages back, when you could have just gave the info he asked for. Any more questions?

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo;1130927]Your one word answer,"Flamingo" was a little short. You spent more time bitching and moaning that the answer is 3 pages back, when you could have just gave the info he asked for. Any more questions?[/QUOTE]Your reply only proves that you missed the entire point of my post, like you did last time. Saving time was not my purpose, stating a point was. Apparently, you are not a believer of "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime." I guess if Malibu is captain-save-a-ho, you are captain-save-a-monger, trying to befriend hobbyists one post at a time. Speaking of Captain Caveman. O captain my captain! We should go to BCs club and get Tenderized!

[QUOTE=Lerrena;1131009]Your reply only proves that you missed the entire point of my post, like you did last time. Saving time was not my purpose, stating a point was. Apparently, you are not a believer of "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime." I guess if Malibu is captain-save-a-ho, you are captain-save-a-monger, trying to befriend hobbyists one post at a time. Speaking of Captain Caveman. O captain my captain! We should go to BCs club and get Tenderized![/QUOTE]Except the point you are making here is how fr*king stup*the you are. Because if the dude is asking what's the bird obviously he's some sort of noob or out of towner but obviously that's way beyond your IQ to reason that out. So Pablo is just trying to be exact so the out-of-town guy won't mistaken we're getting our lapdances at the zoo. (or wait a minute maybe you DO get your lapdance at the zoo) because logically there could be many different wording combination and permutations, it's exactly the same thing like a out of town guy asking you for directions and you only reply with part of street name. If you going to make a half-ass effort doing a shitty job why even bother? It's like trying to take a shot without trying to make the goal, it just doesn't make sense. So instead just make a good answer in your first try now you are wasting post space whining because someone else post a better answer and thus prove smarter than you. Dude just stop whining, grow-up and get over it. Obviously from your reactions we can tell you are a immature kid so get off mommy's computer and go wash her dishes, because after you're done maybe she'll let you take a peek at one of her nipple. Or do your homework so you can un-retarded-ify yourself if that's possible. This here is a forum for adult men not boys. Peace Out

Not taking sides, but there is an understanding that information is easy to find if one would "SEARCH" for it. I think that was the point Lerrena was trying to convey.

Perhaps Lerrena was a bit overly informative, but who knows who this newbie is. It might be rookie monger OR for all we know an UC LEO.

Attacking other established members of this site is uncalled for no matter what the reason may be.

[QUOTE=Azesus;1132091]Except the point you are making here is how fr*king stup*the you are. Because if the dude is asking what's the bird obviously he's some sort of noob or out of towner but obviously that's way beyond your IQ to reason that out. So Pablo is just trying to be exact so the out-of-town guy won't mistaken we're getting our lapdances at the zoo. (or wait a minute maybe you DO get your lapdance at the zoo) because logically there could be many different wording combination and permutations, it's exactly the same thing like a out of town guy asking you for directions and you only reply with part of street name. If you going to make a half-ass effort doing a shitty job why even bother? It's like trying to take a shot without trying to make the goal, it just doesn't make sense. So instead just make a good answer in your first try now you are wasting post space whining because someone else post a better answer and thus prove smarter than you. Dude just stop whining, grow-up and get over it. Obviously from your reactions we can tell you are a immature kid so get off mommy's computer and go wash her dishes, because after you're done maybe she'll let you take a peek at one of her nipple. Or do your homework so you can un-retarded-ify yourself if that's possible. This here is a forum for adult men not boys. Peace Out[/QUOTE]I did post a complete answer, informing the member where to find his answer. Here it is for your laziness:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3451-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1101318&viewfull=1#post1101318[/url]

And apparently I was not the only one who felt this way:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3451-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1101322&viewfull=1#post1101322[/url]

But I don't expect you to understand these higher complexities. We can all see your maturity with your clever high school banter.

[QUOTE=Guyfrom714; 1132159]Not taking sides, but there is an understanding that information is easy to find if one would "SEARCH" for it. I think that was the point Lerrena was trying to convey.

Perhaps Lerrena was a bit overly informative, but who knows who this newbie is. It might be rookie monger OR for all we know an UC LEO.

Attacking other established members of this site is uncalled for no matter what the reason may be. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the props 714!

Damn whats up with you noobs? All the info is here. Its easy to find anyplace thats talked about here. There is no secret code. There are only like 10 strip clubs in OC and can find them easy with a quick search. Is it that hard? This thread goes back years and the addresses have been posted over one hundred times. Stop with the attitudes. People come up with names for places (in short) not to make it a secret but to make it funner to talk about. Sheesh why all the hate?

Some of you guys have a lot of nerve to come shooting at the mouth to members that have been contributing for years. I'd prefer if you were to attack a person's intellect that you'd preferably use complete sentences and grammatical completeness. There's no secret code for these places, there are short names that derived from slang water cooler talk. When a place is called the bird it is probably called the bird a few times amongst the members, a simple search would find the answer you seek, however you expect everyone to take time out to search for the name location and address every time someone new is arriving into town and wants to see a few girls?

Short answer, if you don't like the way the members are replying then leave. No harm no foul. You ask for the advice and guidance of experienced mongers and attack the method in which it was delivered? I personally believe one should not give out full info on my places simply because those that contribute regularly understand the lingo and can keep up. If you don't add to the bowl of knowledge, you therefore do not attain that knowledge and therefore are a leach feeding off the trials and tribulations of other members. You can always leave if you do not like the way this place operates.