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SIMP, a slang word most likely derived from simpleton. In slang terms it means the man is "whipped or pussy whipped". I got a buddy that is a simp, if his ol' lady says jump he'll ask her for permission and proper instruction of how high and how far.
Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: [URL]https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/[/URL].
I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.
[QUOTE=FlakeUmms;6302797]Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: [URL]https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/[/URL].
I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.[/QUOTE]A "fat innie" pussy--a thing of beauty in my book.
Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.
[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;6307822]Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.[/QUOTE]I was in Downey recently. I had to pee like my dick was a levee during Katrina. So I went to the Albertson's near the McDonalds, not too far from the bob's big boy. Because I was hungry, and not a savage, after using the head, I went to the deli counter. I will not even go into the travesty of the fish counter at the Albertson's but let's just say I could be a lot taller by standing on their shoulders.
Anyhow, I saw that lemon caprese was on sale, but I actually wanted to cross fade, kind of like on fentanyl and meth, so I said I was only going to get 2/3 of a pound of the lemon pasta, saving some room for perhaps the cole slaw. So the fucken zoomer behind the counter asked his boss. How much is 2/3 of a pound and the zoomer boss said that is. 66. So I made a nasty comment - "I guess you went to publc school" - the zoomer went off on me and said, yeah, I went to fucken public school and I had a baseball scholarship but my knee got busted and on and on like a typical zoomer, but to say he did not take a liking to me is to say that the girls in the hot young Asian may be old farts.
Needless to say, I did not order a second salad for fear he would shit in it.
Fuck downey.
There is this ho that I am acquainted with. I saw her in the marina and she gave me a fantastic BJ.
She ends up being local to my vons. I book with her and we realize we are long lost lovers.
So the other day she blows me without paying the booker and I give her a ride home and offer her a meal. On the way home she has to stop to wire funds to the booker and then asks me if she can stop a vape shop. To say I am anti smoking is to say that the lakers are for shit.
So now I text her and she says I was being rude.
She committed to a private session at her place, never happened.
She now wants me to cash app her 50 bucks, not going to happen.
I ask her how she is doing and she complains about how hard it is to be a ho, and that if I am not going to help her with money, then do not bother her.
Is she manic, schitzo, bipolar, or just a ho.
To me, sex work is a high margin business.
The main expense is rent. I assume girls who do outcall are fake or are not busy.
If you can find a studio to work out of, it is usually 50-100 per hour.
If you can get a hotel room for the day, that is like 200 or so.
Of course, if you operate out of your own place, you have no marginal costs.
Other than the rubbers, disinfectants, ketamines, and psychotherapy, there are no costs.
Yet nearly every worker I meet is destitute. Like not even 10 k of savings.
And the reason roundly is "I hate this shit, I do not work at all".
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6363843]To me, sex work is a high margin business.
The main expense is rent. I assume girls who do outcall are fake or are not busy.
If you can find a studio to work out of, it is usually 50-100 per hour.
If you can get a hotel room for the day, that is like 200 or so.
Of course, if you operate out of your own place, you have no marginal costs.
Other than the rubbers, disinfectants, ketamines, and psychotherapy, there are no costs.
Yet nearly every worker I meet is destitute. Like not even 10 k of savings.
And the reason roundly is "I hate this shit, I do not work at all".[/QUOTE]The hoes that are always broke fall into two categories.
1) Their pimp keeps them that way and / or any money they can get from you with a sad story doesn't get taken by the pimp.
2) Dumb shit like DUIs, drug habit, constant plastic surgery or beauty treatments, uninsured car they wreck, designer bags and clothes, loans to their circle of idiot friends, etc.
#2 is why #1 exists.
[QUOTE=LC310;6364116]The hoes that are always broke fall into two categories.
1) Their pimp keeps them that way and / or any money they can get from you with a sad story doesn't get taken by the pimp.
2) Dumb shit like DUIs, drug habit, constant plastic surgery or beauty treatments, uninsured car they wreck, designer bags and clothes, loans to their circle of idiot friends, etc.
#2 is why #1 exists.[/QUOTE]I agree, this girl that I know gets 1000 (that is a thousand) to do dom sessions and pee on this guy, not even fuck him.
She does some other massage and FS work.
Even being lazy, she should be making 4 k a month cash (I assure you she is not withholding).
She needs a loan to pay for school.
She is on drugs, she spends more money on nails and sex toys than I spent at the wharf.
[QUOTE=RamboMan;6368613]I always BB CIP Bro. I don't know what's the point in BB if you don't CIP and have them continue fucking your dick for another 3 minutes after nutting in them deepm.[/QUOTE]Some girls ask to cum outside. CIPing them is basically rape.
[QUOTE=BobLove;6368931]Some girls ask to cum outside. CIPing them is basically rape.[/QUOTE][BLUE]It's a form of sexual assault that is not rape, sexual assault is bad, rape is worse. Since she concented to unprotected sex it might not even be that as a reasonable outcome of engaging in un protected sex is having a man ejaculate in your pussy. I'm not saying it's right but it's not rape.
I moved the post here because while it's a good issue to talk about it's also going to start insane arguments.
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[QUOTE=BobLove;6368931]Some girls ask to cum outside. CIPing them is basically rape.[/QUOTE]That is a strong term somewhat. I 100% agree that if you are barebacking a hot young asian age 42 on Sawtelle, and she says even in the most broken of English, do not cum inside, that it is no doubt a completely wrong thing to CIP.
But the times I have gone to Sawtelle, it appears that mongers are about as excited learning that there are going to be virgins at a jailhouse rodeo. I would assume that many of these monger, who are loaded on Cialis, cannot hold in their penod, and it just happens. Other than the monger getting yelled at in Korean, would that get him banned?
Asking for a friend. LMFAO.
Wow, first time I have been robbed. Went to an incall, and gave 200 and a guy was in the room. I walked out all the poorer. Of course, the address was a residence.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6369416]Wow, first time I have been robbed. Went to an incall, and gave 200 and a guy was in the room. I walked out all the poorer. Of course, the address was a residence.[/QUOTE]You should have gone to Downey. Duh!
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6369416]Wow, first time I have been robbed. Went to an incall, and gave 200 and a guy was in the room. I walked out all the poorer. Of course, the address was a residence.[/QUOTE]The same shit happened to me on Fetlife, that's why I'm paranoid to even see any provider or mp.