Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MuzakGuy;6157319]Going to be in LA for several days w my S / O and seeking places that might service women without any issues. Looking for great massage and extra fun. We do this regularly in another city. And understand how it all works -- just need some top recommendations for best results in LA. Usually do separate rooms, because this ups the chances of better experiences for first time --she prefers females.

Thanks for the input!![/QUOTE]Mary is right up your alley. 11300 block of Santa Monica boulevard, north side of the street.

Used to be a Hot tub place on Fairfax in WeHo WLA border many years ago with different themed private rooms for rent by the hour. Had some good times there.

Does anyone know of any other places like that still available today?

[QUOTE=PaleMan;6154080]I'm not sure if this has already been discussed but when did the rates go up at 8155? It was already the premium priced option for a half hour but now it is $80? Can't imagine that's going into the pockets of the girls.[/QUOTE]I noticed it too but the girls told me they didn't increase themselves only the house fee. It was because many would do 30 mins and wouldn't leave on time. Mamasan from hell would be banging and arguing with guys. I walked in one day and could hear her going off on some dude. I haven't seen her around so maybe she out.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;6031880]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.[/QUOTE]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you!

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6153615]The place has lots of negative energy. It is run by teens, so watch out. The meat is mostly fat latinx. The upsell is constant. It is fourth world. Basically, figrawowa in MDR.[/QUOTE]Sorry. Is there anywhere in North Hollywood that you could recommend? Again. Not looking for FS, really just want to relax with a hot naked chick and get jerked off.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6158818]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you![/QUOTE]Dude, don't worry, WeHo Jenny aka Santa Monica Mary is all woman. An older woman for sure, but definitely just a woman.

I'm more concerned that there aren't reports of BBFS cia anymore. Has that part of the train come off the tracks? Personally I always, I mean usually, brought my own cover and would pull it off and finish cim. Back in WeHo if you bought the hour you could get a little massage and go again. Not sure if that's an option anymore either.

You are on the wrong side of history. If she says she is a woman, it doesn't matter what she used to be. All that matters is is how she identifies now. A former or current member penis is just a physical manifestation of misogyny and violence.

Nah I'm kidding.

That sh*t nasty AF.

I'd puke myself if I looked down and saw that.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6158818]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you![/QUOTE]

LMAO!

I literally burst out laughin thanks for a laugh on a sat night!!

[QUOTE=Murrican;6160680]You are on the wrong side of history. If she says she is a woman, it doesn't matter what she used to be. All that matters is is how she identifies now. A former or current member penis is just a physical manifestation of misogyny and violence.

Nah I'm kidding.

That sh*t nasty AF.

I'd puke myself if I looked down and saw that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyFknKay;6159629]Dude, don't worry, WeHo Jenny aka Santa Monica Mary is all woman. An older woman for sure, but definitely just a woman.

I'm more concerned that there aren't reports of BBFS cia anymore. Has that part of the train come off the tracks? Personally I always, I mean usually, brought my own cover and would pull it off and finish cim. Back in WeHo if you bought the hour you could get a little massage and go again. Not sure if that's an option anymore either.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Can someone please send me the current address of her shop? By PM if you prefer. I think there was recent discussion here, that her location had changed? I've tried searching it on here, but deciphering all the cryptic bullshit and local LA jargon, appears to be above my pay grade. So, some help would be much appreciated!

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6162814]Thank you. Can someone please send me the current address of her shop? By PM if you prefer. I think there was recent discussion here, that her location had changed? I've tried searching it on here, but deciphering all the cryptic bullshit and local LA jargon, appears to be above my pay grade. So, some help would be much appreciated![/QUOTE]11300 block of Santa Monica boulevard at like Santa Monica and Purdue north side of the street there is a prominent sign.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22542430.html[/URL]

Who is getting butt play here, or does it do both ways?

I sometimes, scratch that, all the time have a big mouth here.

It has burned me far too often with white knights or mamasans (who should be grateful for all the traffic I drive in).

On this one, and it is on the westside, and it is now an official legit hoe-house, I am keeping it to myself. If you want information, you need to PM me, do not request a read receipt, and if 250-400 is too much for a BJ from a smoking hot Latina, then do not bother (and I do not want to hear how you are so good looking that Latinas blow you for 80 on fig, western, or at casa Vega).

A few years ago I found MF and even though it all looked completely legit, I took a chance and made an appointment with a cute blonde in the SFV. Russian girl. Ended up with a great massage but also a killer HJ. She stripped down to a g-string. She disappeared from the site a few weeks later. So of course I tried again. Three more providers over the next few months that I thought might go this route but came up 100% empty. Hot girls, great massages, but nothing close to extras. I figured I just got lucky with my first try so steered away from the site to avoid blue balls.

But. In the last few weeks, a listing showed up from a girl I'd seen from another site 4-5 (years ago for massage where she went nude and gave me a killer BBBJ. I haven't seen her on other sites since so I'm thinking she have gone legit. Not sure I'd see her again but now my curiosity has me once more looking at other listings. The problem is unlike "legit" sites like Massage Anywhere, there are never any words or phrases that even close to being a code for more available. Anyone have any luck lately on MF?

Speaking of Massage Anywhere, I'm sure it's probably obvious, but they never delete ads unless the girl requests it. Some good finds there but a lot to weed through to get providers who are active. Very frustrating. I have a friend who had a Thai Massage place in Hollywood and I helped her set up a listing. That shop closed 10+ years ago, the phone disconnected but the listing is still there.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6157706]Must have been Mary. You fucked a 60 year old.[/QUOTE]Nice tits for a 60 years old gal. Do they have other girls in that place or it's Mary all the time?

There are a few Thai joints that ad through here. One near BH. The hottest Brazilian fudk I had ever was from her albeit many years ago. She said the site didn't help her much in the biz.

[QUOTE=Stratton77;6163408]A few years ago I found MF and even though it all looked completely legit, I took a chance and made an appointment with a cute blonde in the SFV. Russian girl. Ended up with a great massage but also a killer HJ. She stripped down to a g-string. She disappeared from the site a few weeks later. So of course I tried again. Three more providers over the next few months that I thought might go this route but came up 100% empty. Hot girls, great massages, but nothing close to extras. I figured I just got lucky with my first try so steered away from the site to avoid blue balls.

But. In the last few weeks, a listing showed up from a girl I'd seen from another site 4-5 (years ago for massage where she went nude and gave me a killer BBBJ. I haven't seen her on other sites since so I'm thinking she have gone legit. Not sure I'd see her again but now my curiosity has me once more looking at other listings. The problem is unlike "legit" sites like Massage Anywhere, there are never any words or phrases that even close to being a code for more available. Anyone have any luck lately on MF?

Speaking of Massage Anywhere, I'm sure it's probably obvious, but they never delete ads unless the girl requests it. Some good finds there but a lot to weed through to get providers who are active. Very frustrating. I have a friend who had a Thai Massage place in Hollywood and I helped her set up a listing. That shop closed 10+ years ago, the phone disconnected but the listing is still there.[/QUOTE]