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[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3997054]Lefty's comments about missing body parts brought to mind the only time I can ever recall that I turned down a willing piece of ads. Met a cute girl in a bar and went back to her place she asks if I mind her getting comfortable. Only thing for her getting comfortable ment taking out her glass eye and putting her patch on, taking out her false teeth, and taking off her prosthetic leg! Must of been a really bad accident she was in. When she had everything on she was actually very pretty but man that was just to many missing parts. A real buzz kill for me anyway all I wanted to do was leave and she wanted to fuck![/QUOTE]Never saw missing body parts, but I did see a worker with a mangled up hand. I don't think that I could do the eye patch and one leg.

[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3997054]Lefty's comments about missing body parts brought to mind the only time I can ever recall that I turned down a willing piece of ads. Met a cute girl in a bar and went back to her place she asks if I mind her getting comfortable. Only thing for her getting comfortable ment taking out her glass eye and putting her patch on, taking out her false teeth, and taking off her prosthetic leg! Must of been a really bad accident she was in. When she had everything on she was actually very pretty but man that was just to many missing parts. A real buzz kill for me anyway all I wanted to do was leave and she wanted to fuck![/QUOTE]She took her glass eye out and you didn't skull fuck her?

Coochie (Hehehehe) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Look, I'm not the first one to think it, I'm just the first one to say it.

PPS A kid I went to highschool with had his left hand removed in a silo filling accident. I though he was lying when he said a bunch of women wanted to fuck his stub. He claimed he was getting more pussy after the loss of the hand than he ever had with it. We used to use his pincher / gripper for a roach clip.

[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3997604]Guess your never to old to learn new things. I always thought when women hit menopause sex drive was gone.[/QUOTE]Menopause- you just never know how they are going to be any given day, so the usual multiplied by a factor of 10. Sex drive and emotions go all roller-coastery on ya.

Over the several years, a friend who turned forty has gone from 5 x a day to twice a month, and then horny for a couple of weeks and then not. Depression for a week or so and then happy-go-lucky. Became a squirter somewhere in there and with the weight gain is now a c-cup. Of course the weight gain causes more depression. And the cycle goes on.

[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3997604]Guess your never to old to learn new things. I always thought when women hit menopause sex drive was gone. Probably the oldest women I've been with are late 30's and I'm 20 plus that! Probably way less competition for 45 + women maybe? So Lefty those 45-60 year old Into the fun stuff like spanking and bondage fun or are they going to think your a creep for suggesting those things? I know there are some pretty decent looking women in their 50's but all are taken in the small town / rural area where I live. Out here has never been prime women hunting territory. Thanks Lefty.[/QUOTE]The old ones seem straight forward. They want missionary position, DATY, and BJs. I want to give and receive. I want to give anal and received a BBBJ. Cause I like both kinds of sex, oral and anal.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3997960]She took her glass eye out and you didn't skull fuck her?

Coochie (Hehehehe) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Look, I'm not the first one to think it, I'm just the first one to say it.

PPS A kid I went to highschool with had his left hand removed in a silo filling accident. I though he was lying when he said a bunch of women wanted to fuck his stub. He claimed he was getting more pussy after the loss of the hand than he ever had with it. We used to use his pincher / gripper for a roach clip.[/QUOTE]No one, and I mean NO ONE, makes me laugh harder.

Even when I know I shouldn't be.

ESPECIALLY when I know I shouldn't be.

Roach clip indeed.

HS.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3998422]The old ones seem straight forward. They want missionary position, DATY, and BJs. I want to give and receive. I want to give anal and received a BBBJ. Cause I like both kinds of sex, oral and anal.[/QUOTE]Love is taking it out of her mouth and sticking it in her ass. True love is taking it out of her ass and sticking it in her mouth.

Coochie (True lover) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Watch "The Princess Bride" with your kids. When 'The Impressive Clergyman', played by Peter Cook says "Then Wuv, twue wuv wiww fowwow you. " Your kids will turn to you and say "Dad, why are you laughing so hard?" Just tell them, "It's his lisp."

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3997960]She took her glass eye out and you didn't skull fuck her?

Coochie (Hehehehe) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Look, I'm not the first one to think it, I'm just the first one to say it.

PPS A kid I went to highschool with had his left hand removed in a silo filling accident. I though he was lying when he said a bunch of women wanted to fuck his stub. He claimed he was getting more pussy after the loss of the hand than he ever had with it. We used to use his pincher / gripper for a roach clip.[/QUOTE]This reminded me of a long time ago, I remember hearing a joke. I can't remember the story or buildup. The punch line was a woman with a glass eye saying "I'll keep an eye out for you!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3997960]She took her glass eye out and you didn't skull fuck her?

Coochie (Hehehehe) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Look, I'm not the first one to think it, I'm just the first one to say it.

PPS A kid I went to highschool with had his left hand removed in a silo filling accident. I though he was lying when he said a bunch of women wanted to fuck his stub. He claimed he was getting more pussy after the loss of the hand than he ever had with it. We used to use his pincher / gripper for a roach clip.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of this story:

There was this truck driver who had been on the road a long time. He hadn't had any in awhile and one day while he was driving thru this town he seen this shop that said granny's ***** house best in the southland. He thought heck with it so he stopped walked in and this old women in a rockin chair was behind the counter. The man said gimmie the best girl you got the old woman said I'm the only workin tonight honney he says man I dunno if I want to go wit you your to old and dried up. The old woman says o I gave that up years ago honney and she pops out a glass eye and says just come over here and stick your joint in my eyesocket there honney. He says man I dunno about that she says trust me if you don't like it you won't have to pay. He thinks hell what do I got lose so he goes over and sticks it in her eyesocket the old woman rocks back and forth a few times and he busts his nut and says damn that's the best I ever had next time I come thru here ill stop in old woman says ok I'll keep an eye out fer ya.

Anyone know if Mandy Marie still makes an appearance? She was my first in this hobby in 2013 and I never got a chance to meet her again after leaving Miltown.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mandy-marie-escort-milwaukee-6411[/URL]#erotic.

[QUOTE=Tippe;4008576]Anyone know if Mandy Marie still makes an appearance? She was my first in this hobby in 2013 and I never got a chance to meet her again after leaving Miltown.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mandy-marie-escort-milwaukee-6411[/URL]#erotic.[/QUOTE]I may be remembering wrong or she may be back but why memory remembers someone a while back saying that she was married and out of the game.

[QUOTE=Tippe;4008576]Anyone know if Mandy Marie still makes an appearance? She was my first in this hobby in 2013 and I never got a chance to meet her again after leaving Miltown.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mandy-marie-escort-milwaukee-6411[/URL]#erotic.[/QUOTE]Very similar in looks and figure.

You've chosen to block pm's and refrain from the board. Its too bad. Just a thanks to you for sharing Kensies contact. I've found her to be a very worthwhile friend.

[QUOTE=JimHoll;4011223]You've chosen to block pm's and refrain from the board. Its too bad. Just a thanks to you for sharing Kensies contact. I've found her to be a very worthwhile friend.[/QUOTE]Here Here, I'm grateful he shared immediately with me to see this very sweet, enjoyable, pretty and one shit load of fun hottie. Is he actually blocking PMs or did he get banned or delete his account? I recall a confrontation with Admin awhile back and it went on a bit then nothing from Zzzman or I could be pissing into the wind but there was some discussion between the two and Admin might have had enough and pulled the plug.

[QUOTE=JimHoll;4011223]You've chosen to block pm's and refrain from the board. Its too bad. Just a thanks to you for sharing Kensies contact. I've found her to be a very worthwhile friend.[/QUOTE]You used to see that little 79 lb Candy / Greta gal who is at the Huber hotel, right? You think she is able to do outcalls? I'm not going bare on her. I know a lot of you have and when she was desperate anything was on the menu. I though she was so pretty but she looked like puberty called and she was never home.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4011561]You used to see that little 79 lb Candy / Greta gal who is at the Huber hotel, right? You think she is able to do outcalls? I'm not going bare on her. I know a lot of you have and when she was desperate anything was on the menu. I though she was so pretty but she looked like puberty called and she was never home.[/QUOTE]I saw her before and loved her. Is she out again? I thought she was on vacation for a long time.