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[QUOTE=Shinshi86;4907994]Bottom line: avoid this drama-ridden, scar-faced, loud-mouthed, fugly-looking psycho and get your freak on elsewhere. Your welcome.[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple months ago. Smokes request and all. At that time, there wasn't a wait, got in quickly, BBBJCIM and then left.

I guess I got lucky there was no drama, but maybe people were less pressed since that was beginning of summer (optimism) LOL.

I mean, the pictures are real (and plenty of face shots) - I have to think you already knew what you're getting when you see the listing.

[QUOTE=Shinshi86;4907994]I won't lie: I'm slightly inebriated at the moment (for a lot of reasons), but I'll do my best to be literate and express my somewhat recent experience.

I didn't catch this chick's name, but I'm fairly confident she's been reported on here at some point. Here's the link ([URL]https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/2293188383[/URL]). Really not sure what came over me and kinda glad that it went down the way it did. Let's start from the beginning:

After yet another Tinder date had ghosted me (really unlucky with that app) and after one of my regular SBs texted that she was unavailable, I was feeling exceptionally horny late at night and didn't feel like spanking the monkey. So I came across the EB ad, shot her a text, and got a reply two hours later. I was just about to call it a night, but figured why not. After more sporadic messages, she finally texts the address where she's staying. I must confess that I didn't fully comprehend someone's earlier post about chicks posting BWI as their location, but I totally get it now! Holy hell! I've seen certain establishments which can best be described as ground zero for some zombie apocalypse. And I get that there are places which are 100 x's worse. But I was not mentally prepared for this possibility going in and really felt like I was on the set of "28 Days Later".

After arriving at our agreed upon time, she texted back that she wasn't ready and asked me to get a pack of smokes from the gas station across the street. In return, she'd deduct an extra 40 from our time together. So I got her smokes, came back to the parking lot, chilled for another hour watching Netflix, witnessed two dudes getting into a fist fight, and awaited her text. When it finally came, she gave me her room number and told me to text when I reached her floor. The inn's back entrance was propped open, so I bypassed the front desk entirely and went up the stairs. Came across an awkward scene in which this chick (who was drugged out of her mind) was rambling to some big burly dude who was clearly having none of her shit. I brushed by them and texted the woman as she asked. Crickets. I walked the entire floor's perimeter like an idiot for approximately 10 minutes and was about to give up. Then she texted that her room was unlocked and that I could just relax while she got ready next door. To hell with that noise, I didn't want to box myself in a corner! On top of that, I heard very loud, angry shouts coming from one of the rooms nearby. Right when I was about to take the elevator down, she came bursting out of that very same room where there was shouting, bathrobe askew for all to see but with undies on.

For the second time that night, I thought I knew what to expect. I already knew that she wasn't much of a looker and that a brown paper bag might be required, but fucking hell what a trainwreck of a face! Not trying to be mean or anything, but it looked like she'd gotten into a fight recently! She asked if I was the guy she had talked to earlier. When I replied maybe, she then explained she was being delayed because of her daughter. Something about someone abandoning her at home or not taking care of her as agreed upon. She asked for a few more minutes and that, in return, she'd let me BBFSCIP for 50. I told her sure, and she went back inside the other room. I then immediately went to the original room which was unlocked, laid down the smokes next to the TV, and got the fuck out of there. I probably should've thrown the pack away (since I don't smoke), but I wasn't going to be vindictive. That said, I was past caring about busting a nut and dealing with any further drama (especially with someone who looked the way she did). She texted me nearly an hour later asking what was wrong, which I ignored.

After a little under three hours, wasted gas, and still suffering from blue balls, I finally returned home. I drank a couple beers, messaged a few girls on Seeking, threw in an extra shot of bourbon, then called it a night. I'm somewhat ashamed that I put myself out there like that and don't plan to repeat that same mistake again. Bottom line: avoid this drama-ridden, scar-faced, loud-mouthed, fugly-looking psycho and get your freak on elsewhere. Your welcome.[/QUOTE]Holy shyt dude. I too was suppose to see her last night and she stopped messaging me. Then this morning the same. Guess it's good I didn't hook up last night. I know I would of never stayed after all that and I would of gave those smokes to the next person I saw on the way to my car. You probably would of made a friend. Would of done better if you just hit the streets and find one there. At least there you would of had a bit more control of the situation. But yeah, F that noise.

Phyuck!

P.S. I did hook up with her once before. BBFSCIP. It was okay.

[QUOTE=Razmus27;4908374]SteveStone, what part of that ad gave you the impression it was real in the first place. Let's see, the ad is in All Caps; there is No Location listed on the Ad, the number has an Out of Area Code (919). Come On May'an especially in light of the multiple previous posts on things to watch out for scams. Think with the correct brain.[/QUOTE]Its always fun to text those scam ads and wait to see what they type in return. And I shared the example message to newbies here.

Ok gents I have found a true UTR gem to share with you. If you like thicc big booty white girls she is def for you. She has got a rocking body, (I like them thick) great hygiene, and has always been freshly showered when I have seen her. Race doesn't matter to her.

She is not into the meds other than weed and the occasional xannie, so no battle damage. Some tats, but not a lot. She has always been responsive when I text her. She is also a non-smoker other than weed.

She doesn't post that I have been able to find, I got her off a referral from curtis bay bree. (Two girls with the both of them are available and worth it).

She seems more SB type.

Her main drawback is she is out of hyattsville And does not have an incall. Her rates are a little on the high side but you get what you pay for. PM for digits. Sorry no add to link to.

[QUOTE=DcJoker23;4906402]She is definitely legit and has become an ATF of mine. Her head game is great and the box is tight. She is definitely a little more $ than most Baltimore girls, but it is worth more than what's out there for the most part.

DCjoker.[/QUOTE]I concur. Saw her recently. Cost a bit more, but looks great and put some enthusiasm into it, not just a "get it over with" girl.

[QUOTE=SamEyeAm;4903173]Was feeling a little nostalgic for some of the escorts I've seen in the past. Decided to make a small photo collage of some of my favorite girls from the Baltimore / DC area. Some of these girls are still around and some have retired from the business.

Hope some of these pics bring up some good memories for you guys as well.

Sammy.[/QUOTE]I spy blonde Jazzy, definitely a favorite.

[QUOTE=Razmus27;4908374]SteveStone, what part of that ad gave you the impression it was real in the first place. Let's see, the ad is in All Caps; there is No Location listed on the Ad, the number has an Out of Area Code (919). Come On May'an especially in light of the multiple previous posts on things to watch out for scams. Think with the correct brain.[/QUOTE]I have no doubt that was a fake ad. However, it's worth noting that having an area code from elsewhere doesn't necessarily mean the provider isn't legitimate. Some years back I regularly saw a provider, now retired, who was based in Florida and her phone had a Florida area code. She traveled to the Washington-Baltimore area quite frequently when she was active.

[QUOTE=StayAnonymous;4901930]Yeah. Dreamt about her recently. In my dream she was a beautiful girl through and through, nice skin, body, and a nice personality. Bonus. Nice hotel and a smoke free room. No IV marks. She's quiet in bed and keeps her eyes closed throughout. She's pricey but understandably so. $. 8 hhr. You should probably also have a back up in the wings. This isn't your typical train wreck of a provider and she knows it.[/QUOTE]Saw her this morning. She was on time and it was very enjoyable. Young and beautiful with a really nice personality. $. 8 hh. Apparently her account was hacked and she can't post. But she is available. Located in White Marsh by the mall. She said she prefers to only see those she has seen before.

Went to see her today. Got lucky she responded back by text. Went for half hour. Poped two times. Once in mouth and one in bag. 80 for half hour. Was worth it with the exception of the old dude that lives upstairs. Came to the door and started to ask questions. Exit stage left and hit the road.

A number of PMs have asked about how bree is looking after the baby.

[QUOTE=Mango20;4908565]Ok gents I have found a true UTR gem to share with you. If you like thicc big booty white girls she is def for you. She has got a rocking body, (I like them thick) great hygiene, and has always been freshly showered when I have seen her. Race doesn't matter to her.

She is not into the meds other than weed and the occasional xannie, so no battle damage. Some tats, but not a lot. She has always been responsive when I text her. She is also a non-smoker other than weed.

She doesn't post that I have been able to find, I got her off a referral from curtis bay bree. (Two girls with the both of them are available and worth it).

She seems more SB type.

Her main drawback is she is out of hyattsville And does not have an incall. Her rates are a little on the high side but you get what you pay for. PM for digits. Sorry no add to link to.[/QUOTE]I would.

Definitely be interested. BTW, what's "SB"?

[QUOTE=Mango20;4909290]A number of PMs have asked about how bree is looking after the baby.[/QUOTE]Messaged you.

[QUOTE=Mango20;4909290]A number of PMs have asked about how bree is looking after the baby.[/QUOTE]Few days ago.

[QUOTE=Mango20;4909290]A number of PMs have asked about how bree is looking after the baby[/QUOTE]Please tell me Bree and her blonde friend are available for doubles.

She is getting back into the swing of things after her baby. She got a new phone, so her old number is no longer working. Again, PM for her new digits.

She bounced back nicely after the baby- get then titties before the milk is gone.

I posted one recent photo, and cowboy posted another.

Here is a reminder.