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[QUOTE=AssmanToYou;5830959]I popped in to see if she was there and whomever I met said she was away till next week. Please post if someone verifys her return.[/QUOTE]I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.
[QUOTE=PrivatePyle;5832881]I have seen her twice and agree about the quality of the massage. She does offer HE after she gets comfortable with you. At least she did 1. 5 years ago when I saw her last.[/QUOTE]Paying 120 for an hour for a legit massage is a bit much. I do like a challenge but not a fan of paying that much until she comes around LOL.
[QUOTE=LoveTheCurves;5833443]I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.[/QUOTE]Love it. I would love to know where Lily is at now as well.
Dreamt that I stopped by Sun Therapy Thursday morning and met up with mamasan to see the "new girl" she was hyping up to me. Forget the name of the girl. She had a decent build with a pair of big personalities but not a great looking face so I said I wasn't interested and was going to leave until she got out another girl by the name of Jenny. Cute, small, and thin middle aged Korean woman with some very nice conversational skills and bubbly personality. Her laugh was awesome and her massage was very good as well. When the flip came, she quoted me her menu which was pretty open and expensive. I decided to just go for standard NOVA for .6 (even overpaid on this) but I was enjoying her company and good massage / TS. Took me a while to finish but when I did I shot out a bunch and some landed on her face and her hair which we both thought to be hilarious. Told me she had to "wash her hair now". Overall, probably won't repeat with Jenny because she's pretty thin and menu was quite expensive but she was very bubbly and one of the better conversationalists I've found in this hobby. Good luck out there!
Dm6.
Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.
On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.
I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.
Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist ([URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/alexandria-experience-my-magical-touch/7460963024.html[/URL]). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.
Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.
Today I visited 3 different AMPs all within a couple of hundred yards from each other in an office park near Fairfax Circle. Those of you familiar with the area will probably know the one. In any event, I had an appointment with a cute provider at Pine Tree, but as it happened she had the day off. I chalked that up to "stuff happens. " Unfortunately, the provider who was working wanted more money than her coworker for the same service. So I politely said I'd wait for her friend to be back at work. She suddenly changed her tune and said she'd be fine with the smaller number. I left anyway and went next door to Garden Spa. In years past I had many good times there, but hadn't been back recently. Anyway, I walked in and the one provider there was unattractive and a bit flabby. I left and walked over to Angel Spa where I lucked out and had a wonderful time at Angels with beautiful Linda. Sometimes things work out.
Rhino.
I wasn't able to go to Shirlington until this evening. I almost kept going as it was a little sketchy around the area. Anyways, I went in and was greeted by an attractive mms. Showed me to my room and said 30 mins only. Girl (probably 50, but slamming body) comes in dressed sexy, B cups, and maybe 100 lbs. Decent massage, strong hands and she was rough on my legs and feet, which I actually like. Her CBJ was good, but too short. She jumped on top and went to town. Bent her over the table to finish up. She cleaned me up, gave some kisses, then she dressed me. 60/140 I'd repeat.
I'm tired of going to the same mainly Korean women in this area. Does anyone know of any reliable quality providers that are not Asian (black, white, Latina).
[QUOTE=Eddie223;5834340]Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.
On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.
I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.[/QUOTE]And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5835797]And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.[/QUOTE]But hurting on the inside because this is so true.
I for one have been conditioned by the so called NOVA standard.
But credit where credit is due.
Eddie has the balls to not only give up the goods but tell it like it is.
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5835797]And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.[/QUOTE]Not really on the old hens but I'm certain a lot of people would be happy with Coco at Rt 1 which is why I shared. Treat her nice if you check her out.
[QUOTE=Rogeratthelake;5832001]Lucy is gone. Met a new girl, very nice. Not nearly as hot a Lucy. HH. Got CBJ, not very good. She gets on top, we pound away. She tells me to stop because the table it laud. We're fucking in mish for maybe 2 min, and I ask her if I can cum on her face (Lucy always wanted it) hard NO. Blew in the bag.
While she's cleaning up, I stroked out another one and she caught it in her hands.
Does anyone know where Lucy went? She let me MSOG as many time as a I could. 5 was the best I had.[/QUOTE]You saying Lucy Lu the older OWNER is gone? Or did she have a younger unit named Lucy working?
There've been posts about holding the line on uncharges by some providers. I generally agree with what's been said about this and have been trying to do my part. I returned to Pine Tree today to catch up with the provider who was not working yesterday. A week ago she was happy with a Benjamin on top of the. 8 for the hour for a CBJ and DATY. Today she said the same service would be 1. 2 on top pf the. 8. It was obvious she'd spoken with her girlfriend who wanted 1. 2 yesterday for this service but then reduced her ask to 1.0 when I told her no, I'd come back another time.
I said goodbye and will not return. For not more than the 2.0 that was demanded today, you can get BBBJ, DATY, and sometimes more at different escorts. I know there are AMPs in PG County where you can do a lot better. If we try to hold the line on the prices - - think with our big heads - - maybe we can slow down the increase in prices.
Rhino.
Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:
Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.
[QUOTE=LoveTheCurves;5833443]I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.[/QUOTE]I highly doubt slipping a 20 will get you any info. As if the MMS or Cindy will tell any prospective paying customer where the competition (Lily) is working now (if local to noVA). They will most likely say Lily went to NY or some other far away out of state location just so you quickly forget about Lily and patronize one of the current providers at Reston Wellness.
[QUOTE=Tapas;5836172]Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:
Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.[/QUOTE]Tapas,
I applaud how you handled the situation at Top. More of us should do this. By the way, I forgot to specify the AMP in my recent post where I walked out after they insisted on raising the price for the same service from 1. 8 (house + tip) to 2. 0. It was Pine Tree in Fairfax near the corner of Blake and Lee Hwy. Cross them off the list too.
Rhino.
[QUOTE=Tapas;5836172]Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:
Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.[/QUOTE]Awesome. Hold the line men. Having this type of fortitude in the face of extreme temptations is why men rule the world. I salute you sir.
Dan Cornelius.
[QUOTE=LoveTheCurves;5833443]I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.[/QUOTE]I thought she went to Stafford Wellness with Jenny. This is on the Fredricksburg thread.
[QUOTE=BigDaddyDon;5837632]I thought she went to Stafford Wellness with Jenny. This is on the Fredricksburg thread.[/QUOTE]Lily's name at Stafford Wellness was Nana. She left there too.
[QUOTE=JimBliss478;5834797]Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist ([URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/alexandria-experience-my-magical-touch/7460963024.html[/URL]). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.
Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.[/QUOTE]Any luck with Norma? I'm interested as its super convenient for me.
I will be visiting DC, MD & Virginia in April and would love to tour my old stomping grounds (without breaking the bank on fruitless endeavors). Please PM me if you've recently visited Smile, River, Mikos, or Best. I will be staying in Centreville for a week and would love to tour the local places I used to frequent long ago.
I have been to a dozen or so AMP's, but I'm interested in venturing into the world of independents. Are there any recommendations or providers I should avoid? Any tips would be appreciated as well.
Saw Nancy today at Warrenton massage therapy. $0.5 house for half-hour. Massage was not bad but not great maybe a 6 out of 10. It lasted about 15 min. On the flip she starts oiling up jr and begins to play with my backside as well. This quickly escalated into her grabbing a finger condom and going to find my prostate. For the next minutes she rubbed my prostate with just the right pressure while squeezing and ever so slow rubbing jr. After about 10 minutes precum juices are spewing everywhere from the P massage. At one pint she asked if I had cum yet. Another 5 minutes and my stomach was soaked from he efforts and then the finale I shot more liquid than I have in many years, it was quite impressive. She cleared me up and I left $0.5 tip and was out the door.
If prostate is your thing, go find Nancy. It sees she truly enjoys doing it.
Can one have FS at the Diamond Flash Spa?
Read the boards. Plenty of info has been posted here.
[QUOTE=JoeyPopkins;5838597]I have been to a dozen or so AMP's, but I'm interested in venturing into the world of independents. Are there any recommendations or providers I should avoid? Any tips would be appreciated as well.[/QUOTE]
If I were you, I would save my money and keep the pleasant memories in the past. The Chantilly spas used to be my go to. Tired of old women, high prices, and bad customer service.
[QUOTE=Miketastic69;5838127]I will be visiting DC, MD & Virginia in April and would love to tour my old stomping grounds (without breaking the bank on fruitless endeavors). Please PM me if you've recently visited Smile, River, Mikos, or Best. I will be staying in Centreville for a week and would love to tour the local places I used to frequent long ago.[/QUOTE]
Thinking I might want to knock 4 hands off my todo list sometime soon. Any suggestions on providers for this, closer to I95 the better.
[QUOTE=JimBliss478;5834797]Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist ([URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/alexandria-experience-my-magical-touch/7460963024.html[/URL]). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.
Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.[/QUOTE]I'm having difficulty reaching Blanca to set an appointment. I've tried email, texting etc. No luck. I even tried massage finder appointment set up. Any suggestions or do you just text her? Thanks.
[QUOTE=CrudeOil;5839566]I'm having difficulty reaching Blanca to set an appointment. I've tried email, texting etc. No luck. I even tried massage finder appointment set up. Any suggestions or do you just text her? Thanks.[/QUOTE]She can be difficult at times. Try texting her in the morning and be patient.
[QUOTE=CitizenScorpio;5837867]Any luck with Norma? I'm interested as its super convenient for me.[/QUOTE]I sent her a text. Still waiting to hear from her.
[QUOTE=Tomk2323;5833664]Love it. I would love to know where Lily is at now as well.[/QUOTE]Yes, same here!
There have been ads in the CL Beauty section recently for Yumi and Miki spas in Annandale and Arlington. The current one lists Angela at Yumi spa.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/annandale-relaxing-massages-by-angela/7462815528.html[/URL]
Yumi is in the Backlick complex where several others are located. It is out front facing Backlick. When I entered, there was no separate lobby. You walk directly into the spa and look down the hallway. There is a desk at the front. Overall ambience was somewhat upscale and very pink.
Angela greeted me. She is indeed the woman pictures in the blue and pink flowered wrap dress. My eye was caught by the cleavage, and the fullness under that dress. And that she is on the younger side. I hope still in her twenties. And pretty.
She led me to a room. Pink light, artificial rose on the table. 60 half / 80 hour. There is no shower (yet). She said they are having one installed. I went for the half hour. Lay down on the table with no covering. Actually, I don't think that I saw a sheet folded up at the foot that I could use as a cover.
She came in and the first thing she did was to take a spray bottle and spritz my hands. I think it was alcohol. I took that as a good sign. Why else do that unless you're expecting to be touched? She asked how hard I wanted it. I said medium and she started with some shoulder work for a couple of minutes, then reached for the oil. I asked her to continue without oil. I don't like oil unless I can shower afterward.
She did a reasonable job for 10 or 15 minutes. She was friendly but not really talkative. I gave her positive feedback and patted her leg. She had on close cut black pants. The kind that you see paired with a Chinese or Vietnamese silk frock. She worked by butt and did some soft touch and I indicated that was good. She invited me to flip.
I did, and gave me the pillow for my head. I patted her tits and asked to see. She asked how much, I said 60, she said 80. She obviously had a nice pair, and I decided her youth and bust were worth the price. She did not ask for the money up front.
I pulled open the wrap front of her dress and started to play. I don't know whether to say they are Cs or Ds. She has small fame, and they were quite full. Plus she has lovely pencil eraser-sized nips that were excellent for oral play. I enjoyed them for a good 5 minutes I think while she started working on me. She no doubt wanted to move things along. The handjob was reasonable, nothing unusual. Also, her dress was wrapped tight and clearly was not going to be getting unwrapped.
Angela is pleasant, young and pretty. Having seen and enjoyed her tits, I'd say that was the best part of the visit. Everything else was fine, but I don't expect to return soon. I might pop in again down the road to see if they have the shower. I think the open floor plan puts a limit on how free and easy the treatments can get.
L.
[QUOTE=Lucretius;5840839]There have been ads in the CL Beauty section recently for Yumi and Miki spas in Annandale and Arlington. The current one lists Angela at Yumi spa.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/annandale-relaxing-massages-by-angela/7462815528.html[/URL]
Yumi is in the Backlick complex where several others are located. It is out front facing Backlick. When I entered, there was no separate lobby. You walk directly into the spa and look down the hallway. There is a desk at the front. Overall ambience was somewhat upscale and very pink.
Angela greeted me. She is indeed the woman pictures in the blue and pink flowered wrap dress. My eye was caught by the cleavage, and the fullness under that dress. And that she is on the younger side. I hope still in her twenties. And pretty.
She led me to a room. Pink light, artificial rose on the table. 60 half / 80 hour. There is no shower (yet). She said they are having one installed. I went for the half hour. Lay down on the table with no covering. Actually, I don't think that I saw a sheet folded up at the foot that I could use as a cover.
She came in and the first thing she did was to take a spray bottle and spritz my hands. I think it was alcohol. I took that as a good sign. Why else do that unless you're expecting to be touched? She asked how hard I wanted it. I said medium and she started with some shoulder work for a couple of minutes, then reached for the oil. I asked her to continue without oil. I don't like oil unless I can shower afterward.
She did a reasonable job for 10 or 15 minutes. She was friendly but not really talkative. I gave her positive feedback and patted her leg. She had on close cut black pants. The kind that you see paired with a Chinese or Vietnamese silk frock. She worked by butt and did some soft touch and I indicated that was good. She invited me to flip.
I did, and gave me the pillow for my head. I patted her tits and asked to see. She asked how much, I said 60, she said 80. She obviously had a nice pair, and I decided her youth and bust were worth the price. She did not ask for the money up front.
I pulled open the wrap front of her dress and started to play. I don't know whether to say they are Cs or Ds. She has small fame, and they were quite full. Plus she has lovely pencil eraser-sized nips that were excellent for oral play. I enjoyed them for a good 5 minutes I think while she started working on me. She no doubt wanted to move things along. The handjob was reasonable, nothing unusual. Also, her dress was wrapped tight and clearly was not going to be getting unwrapped.
Angela is pleasant, young and pretty. Having seen and enjoyed her tits, I'd say that was the best part of the visit. Everything else was fine, but I don't expect to return soon. I might pop in again down the road to see if they have the shower. I think the open floor plan puts a limit on how free and easy the treatments can get.
L.[/QUOTE]Lucretius. Your well-selected words serve as a great example of a value-added review.
For those of us that struggle with what details are both interesting and useful, bookmark Lucretius' review and use it like a template!
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
For all the right reasons, I feel very lucky to have found Lucky Spa.
The manager (Vicky) cares about working out the knots and aches. She is friendly, and conversational if you want to chat, or quiet if you just want to zone out.
The spa is immaculate. An excellent TS room. Each of the studios is well-appointed.
Best to make an appointment. Vicky has experience that provides her incredible insight into the various massage techniques -- all with the goal of helping the client relax.
I am happy to be a customer -- and I will take my aching back there whenever I am able.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
[QUOTE=Eddie223;5834340]Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.
On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.
I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.[/QUOTE]You are talking about Coco. The place has new management and is a lot cleaner than before. The older two ladies that used to be here are gone. Coco did the same "massage me" too with me. I obliged. FS was a haggle with her. She wanted north of what I wanted to give as standard. Anything past 1 . 20. Is ridiculous if you are not model material. After a bit of massaging she did give in but I wouldn't repeat.
[QUOTE=GripNSip;5823404]So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.
Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prev to because of her. So take from this what you will.[/QUOTE]My morbid curiosity got the best of me and I decided to check out 3605 Chain in pursuit of the aforementioned MMS Snaggletooth. However, it appears that she made good on her promise to bring in young ladies, as I ended up with the only girl there. Sofie. Sofie is pretty, petite and young. I am terrible with Asian ages, but I'd guess late 20's or early 30's at most.
The business cards at the front door are for Sunrise and Oriental Nature Health, but the sign out front says Largos Therapy. The place is clean, but it's shared by several other businesses, so not too private. Plenty of free parking.
Sofie collected the $80 house fee and escorted me to one of the open rooms. She was the only provider working, but she said that usually it's either her and MMS or her and another young lady. The downside to her working alone is that we were interrupted four times by phone calls and potential walk-ins.
Sofie doesn't have good massage skills. Mostly just hard pressing everywhere. She spent a good portion of the session on top of the table with me (straddling my head and body). She seemed shy at first, but that improved over time.
Around the 30 minute mark I felt her breasts rubbing against my back and I realized she had removed her top. She has small-but-gorgeous breasts and super-soft skin. She asked me to flip and starting HE without negotiation (just a request to "take care" of her). She's very attractive, so I really wanted to see her naked, so I asked her to remove her yoga pants and panties, and she complied. She even let me DATY her perfect Bush. I'm a Bush fan, and her's is magnificent. After I finished she cleaned me and gave me a head massage till our time was up. I recommend her, but I fear she won't be there long, as the younger ones tend to move around. Tipped nicely and was out right before another monger arrived.
I do want to meet Mama Snaggle and get a massage from her, but I'll have to go to Oriental Nature, it seems.
[QUOTE=SmittyJ;5838943]Saw Nancy today at Warrenton massage therapy. $0.5 house for half-hour. Massage was not bad but not great maybe a 6 out of 10. It lasted about 15 min. On the flip she starts oiling up jr and begins to play with my backside as well. This quickly escalated into her grabbing a finger condom and going to find my prostate. For the next minutes she rubbed my prostate with just the right pressure while squeezing and ever so slow rubbing jr. After about 10 minutes precum juices are spewing everywhere from the P massage. At one pint she asked if I had cum yet. Another 5 minutes and my stomach was soaked from he efforts and then the finale I shot more liquid than I have in many years, it was quite impressive. She cleared me up and I left $0.5 tip and was out the door.
If prostate is your thing, go find Nancy. It sees she truly enjoys doing it.[/QUOTE]She is the thinner of the two working there right? I saw her on Wednesday for 30 min. Pretty decent massage and ending. OTC roaming. Pretty face and spinner body if the same lady. Paid same as you with no questions or begging for how much.
Does anyone know where I can find some dark skin Thai girls and it does not matter if they're in their 30's, 40's, or 50's to me?
[QUOTE=TheRabbit;5843188]Does anyone know where I can find some dark skin Thai girls and it does not matter if they're in their 30's, 40's, or 50's to me?[/QUOTE]You and me both!