Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Trav;2196866]deleted - found answer and will not be trying it out.

But any new recommendation neat BWI?[/QUOTE]It is certainly not what it was some years ago.

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2188134]Just drove pass and say the open sign on. Anyone been?[/QUOTE]Their not answering their phone!

This may nominally belong in the Jessup Board, but my rant applies all over. I have, over the last few months, tried Hana, Golden, and Asian Health in Howard County. So disappointing! The providers were nice enough people, and willing to please, I suppose, but so old, fat, flabby, old, saggy, and old! They smell of tobacco. Yuck! What gets me is that these places were all busy. I got hurried out of two of them.

So the demand is there, why is the supply so bad around here?

Looking around, the Glen Burnie places are no great shakes, Westside has gone into steep decline, and talking to people about the East Side, Harford and Belair Road areas, are not all that either. There are a few spots around that offer an expanded menu, but they seem so seedy, dirty, and rough.

I don't get it. There are plenty of guys willing to pay for play, where are the providers? I do not need model quality, just okay, youngish, and nice will do. I see all these nice young Asian ladies at the nail salons, working for peanuts, and then all the hags are at the AMPs. This should be reversed.

I know guys in other cities, and they do not have this problem. Mostly they gripe that the hot ladies now want 1. 4 as a tip for fully good service. I do not think AMP quality in this area has ever been this bad.

Say what you will about Silk prices, at least they give you attractive gals and a decent time for the money.

There are a few options around that I use and keep to myself, but geez, what has happened to the AMP scene? And why has it gotten so bad lately?

Sorry, I am done with the rant.

So we get the 40-50's. If a young attractive girl does show up she learns quickly most guys won't pay her more than older ladies she works with. And you know they talk to each other. So she goes to a better market.

It's been 100 FS here for 20 plus years. And some guys are happy to short the girls from there. When I started hobbying back in the late 80's it was 100. Girls were young and hot. So we are getting what this market has proven we are worth.

See a young girl in the spa give her the 120-140 she is worth or just accept there will always only be the older gals around.

20-40 inflation is nothing after 20 plus years.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2198103]So we get the 40-50's. If a young attractive girl does show up she learns quickly most guys won't pay her more than older ladies she works with. And you know they talk to each other. So she goes to a better market.

It's been 100 FS here for 20 plus years. And some guys are happy to short the girls from there. When I started hobbying back in the late 80's it was 100. Girls were young and hot. So we are getting what this market has proven we are worth.

See a young girl in the spa give her the 120-140 she is worth or just accept there will always only be the older gals around.

20-40 inflation is nothing after 20 plus years.[/QUOTE]Heck, at my age they all seem like younger girls. Try some condos, it varies and they rotate, but I've had some pleasant surprises. Though it is hit and miss and I've not found any that have girls in their 20's all the time.

Can anybody tell me why the Latina's aren't really into this market? Balt / Wash Met area has the largest Hispanic population on the East Coast next to New York.

Five star was open for a week and now are closed again. Very strange.

CDPs (Casa de Puta) are great in NYC. Wish I had a hook up for them here. Maybe I should tell one of the proprietors in NY about the market expansion opportunity.

Anyone visiting NYC, feel free to hit me up for a solid reference CdP in manhattan or Queens and a couple UTR in Brooklyn.

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2198692]Can anybody tell me why the Latina's aren't really into this market? Balt / Wash Met area has the largest Hispanic population on the East Coast next to New York.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PaulHahn3;2198119]Heck, at my age they all seem like younger girls. Try some condos, it varies and they rotate, but I've had some pleasant surprises. Though it is hit and miss and I've not found any that have girls in their 20's all the time.[/QUOTE]Been to all of them in the area. Best ones are the korean agencies in nova but you will pay 260-300. But you will get a hot 20 something.

Absolute worst time at the EC Condo. New girl, ugly as a box of vomit. Hid behind open door and when I saw the face, I should have bolted. Room has a wooden platform about two inches off the floor. Kept her clothes on the entire time and did nothing but push hard into my back and was about as erotic as a dance with the mailman. Background music was Chinese. Some zipperhead yodeling to an uninspiring song. Had about as much ambience as a padded room at a psych ward. By the time she.

Finished kneading my back, 25 minutes later she says "over" so I take this cue that it's time for me to roll over. Asked her to take her clothes off and she did. To my surprise, she had a Bush on her that looked like an afro from the '70's. This thing was so wild and hairy I swear it was Michael Jacksons pet monkey. I'm thinking Allen Funt has GOT to be hiding in the closet with his Candid Camera. The look on my face when I saw that Bush was like Buckwheats eyes opening real wide on the Little.

Rascals. No way I was going in there without a hazmat suit on. Total waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=OskarM;2198854]CDPs (Casa de Puta) are great in NYC. Wish I had a hook up for them here. Maybe I should tell one of the proprietors in NY about the market expansion opportunity.

Anyone visiting NYC, feel free to hit me up for a solid reference CdP in manhattan or Queens and a couple UTR in Brooklyn.[/QUOTE]If you are referring to Latina condos they are already here.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2199135]Been to all of them in the area. Best ones are the korean agencies in nova but you will pay 260-300. But you will get a hot 20 something.[/QUOTE]That is about the same as I've found from Florida to Rhode Island for a 20 something K-girl hottie in a few AMPs. The west coast (Los Angeles inparticular) seems to have slightly better prices for the top level K-girls.

As far as I can tell, the Baltimore area simply doesn't have top level K-girls. Philadelphia has better quality than Baltimore and still at $160, but no real hotties.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2199359]That is about the same as I've found from Florida to Rhode Island for a 20 something K-girl hottie in a few AMPs. The west coast (Los Angeles inparticular) seems to have slightly better prices for the top level K-girls.

As far as I can tell, the Baltimore area simply doesn't have top level K-girls. Philadelphia has better quality than Baltimore and still at $160, but no real hotties.[/QUOTE]Downtown Dallas (not outside the city) is about as good as it gets (looks + service) for AMPs. You are going to pay 200 but it's worth it. Right up there with West Coast (some ways better).

Tracy in Rosedale.

Anyone try this one yet? She advertises in Body Rubs section of BP. Haven't seen any reviews.

GTR.