Anyone over here is normally a wash out
Been to this location about 4 times in Tysons area. The "Reserves" off of Crianza Place. They sent me 2 other girls to try since the first one was not to my liking and each time, I left out. So only a waste of 15 minutes walking up and down hallways to beware of the fake pics in attempts to get you there.
On another note, I have been wanting to see this one but cannot get a reply back. Has anyone got in contact with this one.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tyson-corner/21060954.html[/URL]
Oh and Lotto in Arlington, (Arlington Massage) OMG, she is a sure winner. Great rack, DD and nice ass. I actually like her more than Bella in Mclean. She was noted on RubMap and has never been a disappointment for me over the past year.
Grip and Sips bogus journey part 2
[QUOTE=Eddie223;5816259]I'd probably go check out Sunset and see if the girls there the younger unicorns we've all been looking for. LOL.[/QUOTE]So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.
Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prevé to because of her. So take from this what you will.
Any good reviews on this one
Been wanting to try her out but keep getting pulled into other directions that I know are sure things. Any takers on this one yet? She only communicates via email and in the same building as Smooth Spa in Fairfax.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-magical-mermaid-massage/7454683639.html[/URL]
Thanks for the great information!
Dude, thank you for the well though out list!
Always helpful, especially since Mr. Digitola seems to be on a hiatus.
I do have a question for you, and others about making appointments. Do you just text and request an appointment with the lady of your choice? For some reason, I always sort of show up at AMPs and don't plan for my visit. When I do call, I am usually asking if it is okay if I show up in 15 or 30 minutes.
Have you had any issues with scheduling with one person, and having someone else show up? Have you ever scheduled with a specific person at a place you have not been to before?
Appreciate all the help. I have not been, but there are also a couple of well endowed therapists in Fredericksburg that are worth seeing if you are in the area. I think Lily at CiCi and Wendy at Relaxation were mentioned. Don't know what is up with F'burg, but they seem to have a lot of interesting places down there.
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[QUOTE=DanteDk07;5825719]Like Frankie Digitola, I'm a huge fan of big chested women. I will list my top 5 here.
5. Amy from Sunstar spa- she looks so stacked with her clothes on. Thought they might be fake at first, but when I felt them, they were totally real. Quite a chesty woman. She let me suck them. Nice how there is a sauna room at this place.
4. Bella from blue ocean- she is quite the seductress. You can see right away with her clothes on that she has at least DDs. When she took off her top and even her undies, it was glorious. She has really nice pointy nipples. Her skin is flawless. But for some reason, she didn't like something about me and has never let me see her again after one time.
3. Kiko from diamond flash spa- she is a gem. She has quite the rack. Her breasts are so full. That when you feel them it almost feels like there is silicone there. But I'm like 99% sure they are real. What's awesome about kiko is she is flirty, will tell you how handsome you are, will make some sexy noises to indicate she is turned on. She has a good sense of humor too. She let me do the tit job. She is easily the most underrated masseuse here. She is DD. But sometimes it feels and looks like they are DDD.
2. Vivian from comfort spa- she brightens my day because she has such a peppy, bubbly nice personality. She will hug and embrace you. She is tall, which is a plus. She is so curvy. Touching her breasts through her clothes was heavy bc you instantly feel how much volume is there. She is a DD. Keep in mind she doesn't ever take off her bra. At least she didn't with me.
1. Tara- So far, she has the best tits I've seem in this nova / dc / md area. If you have seen better, please PM me right away!! I'd like to know. Tara's breasts are so big in volume, and she has the nicest big thick nipples. That's why I say they are the best. And I love how she is also nice and funny, and I like how she got on top of me and touched me, aroused me so much.
Runner ups:
- owner Indonesian lady from Mika spa in falls church (but now I think she works more at yummie spa or whatever in Backlick rd Annandale). She has D cup. They are not huge but just big, but she gives such a good massage and gets really into it, shows she is turned on.
- Roxy black girl from falls church- she gives a good massage. She does that thing really well where she touches grazes your balls when you are lying stomach down. She has nice big breasts, kinda saggy. But the good kind of sag.
As you can tell, I'm a lover of big breasts, so if you have a good recommendation for me, please Pm me. Also, I really like big thick or long nipples. So if you know any with them, please pm me and let me know.[/QUOTE]
Keep Healthy Massage in Sterling?
I realize NOT finding info on this AMP is probably the kiss of death for extras. I'm just looking for good massage w / HE and this location (on Shepard Dr) is super convenient.
I'll try this place and post update in a week or so, but would appreciate some advance info.
The magician's secrets: REVEALED
[QUOTE=Barkeater;5828052]If you search on the phone number its also listed as Blue Tropics, which as I recall was ok, nothing great, but massage and NOVA were available.[/QUOTE]Sometimes, I like the thrill of the hunt. The board is great and advertisements are always a positive source of discovering whether extras can be ascertained at an AMP, but they aren't all that necessary and by paying close attention and looking out for obvious signs and signals you could pretty much leave any session happy.
Here are some tips and tricks I use to scout out a potential AMP starting with one BE mentioned above.
1) Name changing Spas. If you see a sign that list the name of the spa and it's a different title than what's listed online, chances are it's Asian Massage Parlor that has either changed ownership and / or quick way to circumvent the prying eyes of the law. Legit AMPs are staples, they aren't changing their name or owners anytime soon because they aren't looking for a quick buck and aren't usually doing anything illegal so they have no need to buy and sell quick. Perfect example of this is current Queen therapy in Franconia. Before that it was called New Paradise and before that Palm Tree Therapy; all different owners but an AMP that offers extras. Of course there's also exceptions to the rule but it is a sign to look out for nonetheless.
2) as the name AMP states, typically they are asian owned and operated. If English is not their native language than the odds are in your favor that extras might be on the table during the massage. From my experience the worse the masseuse grasp of the English language is there is a positive correlation that a HE can be achieved. Again always communicate, and be friendly, polite, and understanding. Don't be a creep but manners and a warm smile can be understood universally so always be a gentleman and that can crush any language barrier and help you achieve your goals.
3) Location Location Location. AMPs generally operate in discreet areas, usually office medical office buildings and not places near malls and shopping centers where there's thousands of prying eyes from neighbors. Some AMPs will be in old and delapitated buildings while some are in nice and expensive areas of town. The decor is usually minimalist in nature. The less there is inside the better indication that extras are going to be available. Most AMPs won't bother with keeping the place looking nice and immaculate since a) they're looking for quick and easy money and b) not looking for longevity (hence the changing of management and spa names). Again always exceptions to the rule, spa sung for example looks like a legit massage parlor, in fact I might argue it looks more nicer than most legit places. They have a fire place and many massage rooms with expensive looking decor. But, it's also in a medical office building on a discreet (out of street view) side.
4) Pay attention to what your masseuse is wearing. If they are done up in make up and looking sexy. That's probably intentional. This was more prevalent at the PG county FS AMPs but the girls there were most often wearing very little (tiny one piece dress with skirts exposing their ass and tits—FS is definitely on the menu in this case since it’s easy to remove and put on again)Most standard NOVA AMPs will have the girls wearing regular clothes and yoga pants but don't be afraid to feel around and engage with them, a slight caress of the thigh or squeeze of the butt. If they slap your hand and scream at you, chances are you're in a legit massage parlor hahaha. But if they are game they'll have you flip and negotiations can begin. Don't be afraid of failure, but also don't be a creepy. Laugh and be playful.
5) You can sometimes consult classic Google to get an idea about whether or not a place is a typical AMP. Look at the photos they use on the Google ad. Do you see hot stones and massage tables? Or do you see flirty Chinese / Korean models in skimpy clothes? No legit massage place is going to use the latter, so good change this place is offering extras. Check the reviews as well, a lot of positive reviews of males saying they had a good time or left happy are good indicators. On the flip side if you see a lot of reviews from women here then maybe not. Always exception to the rules and YMMV.
6) Don't be afraid to ask. After the massage of course. Never ask if a place does happy endings when you first get there or over the phone that's just stupid. But when the massage is finished you can ask the provider if they're comfortable touching your junior. The worst response you'll get is a firm no. No harm no foul.
But this is not an exhaustive list but some tips and tricks you can use to scent out an AMP. Feel free to add anything I may have left out but newbies can take note of these simple tricks when looking for new AMPs that may not be known to the board or advertised heavily. Just don't forget to write about your experiences. Let us eat voraciously and overindulge.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.