Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RickDee;4212335]Was in a pinch as a scheduled appointment fell thru unexpectedly so I visited Serenity mid-day mid-week not real long ago. 2 ladies in there, London and I think Winter; both seemed a little surprised when I walked in but were very good and professional, everything clean. I had tried calling the number I had but no answer; they said that was Hayley's number and not the shop number.

Got London and went to the back, she asked for donation up front. Was a little steep but Serenity has a good reputation so I went for it. She is really good looking and has it in the right places, pretty good attitude just not super warm or connecting. Tried some negotiations but upsells bit me. She does a decent job but not worth the cost. I could have saved some if I had called ahead I guess, or if I didn't want her completely comfortable. Above average rate for a very average event leaves me with no plan to return.[/QUOTE]That's why London and Wynter are not at Serenity anymore. Hayley has a new girls working there now.

[QUOTE=Otto22;4212453]Back in GR after months in FL and my first trip was to see Lywanna at MBD. Glad to be back in her capable hands! She has been out for much of this year after some surgery but she is back now and better than ever. If you are looking for a great experience with a skilled lady, come and check her out.[/QUOTE]Otto, how was the mood in FL after all the Kraft brew-ha? Do you partake down there?

[QUOTE=Stb421;4211601]Has anyone seen Kristi lately? She hasn't answered any texts or calls for a couple days. Haven't seen her post either.[/QUOTE]Hope she hasn't been scared off. I REALLY was hoping to see her.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;4212759]Hope she hasn't been scared off. I REALLY was hoping to see her.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't worry.

Check your calendar, Spring Break is when the wife and kids steal all the monger money for vacation.

A smart provider will take her break at the same time.

I'm glad to hear that. London had said she'd worked at HH in the past and didn't find a good fit there, either.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4212637]That's why London and Wynter are not at Serenity anymore. Hayley has a new girls working there now.[/QUOTE]

I was able to set up a special Saturday appointment with Layla (first time visit with her) after my mid-week London visit hadn't gone as planned. Area was really good, she was very welcoming and makes you feel like you've known her forever. She's really good at what she does and showed me some. 'techniques' I hadn't had before. Left me near catatonic on the table. Cost of participation is higher but you get the very best in customer service and satisfaction. Thanks to all who recommended Layla and gave feedback on my PMs; I don't get to partake very often so I try to make the most of it when I do. This appointment was definitely a great one.

Thanks for the review.

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[QUOTE=RickDee;4213339]I was able to set up a special Saturday appointment with Layla (first time visit with her) after my mid-week London visit hadn't gone as planned. Area was really good, she was very welcoming and makes you feel like you've known her forever. She's really good at what she does and showed me some. 'techniques' I hadn't had before. Left me near catatonic on the table. Cost of participation is higher but you get the very best in customer service and satisfaction. Thanks to all who recommended Layla and gave feedback on my PMs; I don't get to partake very often so I try to make the most of it when I do. This appointment was definitely a great one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4201383]I'll have to scope that out. I thought about parking at Adventure Credit union, as that is one of our banks. Also considered Lowes. But my fat ass hobbling across the street will prolly get hit. And if it doesn't kill me, I'll have to explain why I was crossing the road. Same reason as tbe chicken prolly won't fly.[/QUOTE]No wonder providers nearly fall over when I tell them my wife knows I'm there and what I'm getting done. I'm exhausted just reading these shenannigans!

[QUOTE=GMacMan;4214058]No wonder providers nearly fall over when I tell them my wife knows I'm there and what I'm getting done. I'm exhausted just reading these shenannigans![/QUOTE]Yeeaahhh, I nearly got divorced over getting my haircut at Lady Janes.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4214253]Yeeaahhh, I nearly got divorced over getting my haircut at Lady Janes.[/QUOTE]Then you must have totally missed out on Astaire's. Man, I miss those girls. We need a men's spa, massage, hair cut, waxing, the whole bit.

However, we do have a rule, she doesn't want to know who, what they look like, and specifics. So, to make that work, I'm very selective about the providers in town that I see, since I will usually bump into them outside of sessions. Like the one who's kid was in the same classroom as mine a while back.

Fortunately, we have many professional (I. E. Discrete) providers in town, so that is a plus. I would recommend Megan or Emily at MBD from top of mind. I haven't seen Sweet posting anywhere in forever and lost her digits ages ago, but she was my top of list therapist. Money and time have been hard to come by lately, so I've not seen much of anyone in months.

[QUOTE=GMacMan;4214913]Then you must have totally missed out on Astaire's. Man, I miss those girls. We need a men's spa, massage, hair cut, waxing, the whole bit.

However, we do have a rule, she doesn't want to know who, what they look like, and specifics. So, to make that work, I'm very selective about the providers in town that I see, since I will usually bump into them outside of sessions. Like the one who's kid was in the same classroom as mine a while back.

Fortunately, we have many professional (I. E. Discrete) providers in town, so that is a plus. I would recommend Megan or Emily at MBD from top of mind. I haven't seen Sweet posting anywhere in forever and lost her digits ages ago, but she was my top of list therapist. Money and time have been hard to come by lately, so I've not seen much of anyone in months.[/QUOTE]I'm a very frequent regularvwith Emily. Though am LONG overdue to see her been busy and low on cash, and out of town for work. When I did have cash, I couldn't get away around her schedule, so I went elsewhere.

[QUOTE=RickDee;4213336]I'm glad to hear that. London had said she'd worked at HH in the past and didn't find a good fit there, either.[/QUOTE]Hayley only hires top notch.

I stopped in Friday and got lucky with new girl Lacey. Web ad said Lucy. She was everything I hoped for and more. Unfortunately she is only doing Friday night, sat and Sunday due to real job. Cute blonde with baby damage, but she treated me well. I will be seeing her regularly.

Had a great 90 minute session with Emily this afternoon. Emily is very attractive, an ass to die for, her body is in great shape, legs that go on forever, she's a great conversationalist, sexy as hell and gives a pretty damn good massage. I'd compare the thoroughness and the skill to massages I've had at resorts. But she's more fun! I had an extended erotic massage combined with the Nuru massage. My first Nuru! Damn, that was fun.

Had a great relaxing hot time. Will repeat.

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