[QUOTE=Pornamon43;6852891]Anyone know if she's real?
[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7542811051?gid=f582944eb27dd2a1a0905b4dc1ee3c15[/URL][/QUOTE]I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?
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[QUOTE=Pornamon43;6852891]Anyone know if she's real?
[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7542811051?gid=f582944eb27dd2a1a0905b4dc1ee3c15[/URL][/QUOTE]I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?
These translations are perfect!
[QUOTE=Hollister;5900278]PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChuckMag;6920572]These translations are perfect![/QUOTE]That was beyond hilarious lmaoo absolutely amazing.
Anybody got a good ebony provider to dream about? My past experiences have always been disappointing, either with the service or even just the attitude through comms.
And to add.
All 3 holes available: You're going to pay out the ying ying.
2 pops: Second pop isn't with me. You can please yourself while I get dress.
[QUOTE=Hollister;5900278]PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hollister;5900278]PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]Great list! I just want to add.
No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".
[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823[/URL]
Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.
[QUOTE=ChilledCup224;6923270][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823[/URL]
Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.[/QUOTE]Nice girl.
[QUOTE=ChilledCup224;6923270][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823[/URL]
Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.[/QUOTE]I texted her a few weeks ago about an outcall, she replied $$$ including transport. I texted back to make a date and she ghosted me so I passed. Hope you have better luck.
[QUOTE=ChilledCup224;6923270][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823[/URL]
Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.[/QUOTE]She's alright, skills are nothing amazing but she has a cute body. Was getting pimped out by some local drug dealer scumbag, so know she's not exactly a "classy" tryst date but a very LC quality date. So pay accordingly.
Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.
[QUOTE=OrangeSleeze;6925393]Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]I wish! Been searching for a year.
That has become a unicorn over the last year or so in S FL.
Best of luck.
[QUOTE=OrangeSleeze;6925393]Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]I've seen two in the area so far that might fit what you're looking for.
You can try Katie in Fort Lauderdale; BBJ and DFK plus good communication and easy setup from my experience.
[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/katie-9545597928-346490[/URL]
Also tried Jessika in Fort Lauderdale; not too much of a GFE experience overall but she did do BBJ and some DFK. Is not the girl in the photos but was still fine for me.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/fort-lauderdale/female-escorts/3185580[/URL]
Katie was definitely the better GFE if you're looking for an overall experience.
[QUOTE=KingOfNuts;6920301]I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?[/QUOTE]Real but not worth it.
[QUOTE=DrWho;6925464]I wish! Been searching for a year.
That has become a unicorn over the last year or so in S FL.
Best of luck.[/QUOTE]You need to find providers that are here for more than a month and build up a rapport with them.
I have about 10 regulars that I see (some over 10 years) and it is DFK with 8 of them.