Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5391094]UCLEO never. Never. Never gets in the car. They talk through the window. They ask what you want, whachu looking for, how much you're willing to spend. They're wearing wires so they got you on record in case you try to deny it. The have your license number in case you try to run. About the time you mention money or something sexual, the unmarked pulls up and three big bruisers get out to start making your life hell.

If a itch starts talking through the window, you say, "Sorry, I thought you were my god-daughter who needs a ride. " or hand them a tract telling them they'll burn in hell if they don't find Jesus, or say something in pig-Latin then drive off. Real hookers jump in and want you to take off so they can get off the main drag, then start negotiating. Hell, a real hooker will reach over and honk your johnson as a UC check before she says "How much you got?

So if you happen to stop for a really clean looking, better than average looking slore and she starts to talk through the window, you know what to do. If you don't mention sex or money, they got nothing. Happy cruising!

Coochie (ain't been caught yet) Eater.

God bless you all.[/QUOTE]Spot on. You give them the look they hop in and do a LEO check and then commence.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;5391129]Feds? You're kidding, right?[/QUOTE]There actually is a confirmed increase in Fed activity on the South Side and they'll probably be there through August. Their target is the gang that operates in the teens on G, basically targeting drug activity. SW aren't really what they're after, but I have heard from a trusted source that they're trying to scare the SW traffic off G.

Does danielle have any digits if so inbox me.

Took a stoll this morning around 930. Nothing on Nat and Gf had one that clearly looked out of place. Short cute and fit BSW on the gas station corner around 18th. She def caught my eye so I looped around the side streets. On the return approach, two side streets down were two LEO SUVs pulled up next to each other chatting. Continued on to the gas station corner and got a better look at the BSW. It almost appeared as she was trying to look strung out but just couldn't pull it off. Careful fellas.

Oh, and absolutely no sightings of Callie on Nat for well over a week now. I've been out every couple of days and haven't seen much of anything of Nat and def not Callie. Pretty unusual since I've seen her almost everytime I've went out over the last 4 months. Very odd. Anyone else seen her in the last couple of weeks?

-Vince.

[QUOTE=VincenteDward;5394403]Took a stoll this morning around 930. Nothing on Nat and Gf had one that clearly looked out of place. Short cute and fit BSW on the gas station corner around 18th. She def caught my eye so I looped around the side streets. On the return approach, two side streets down were two LEO SUVs pulled up next to each other chatting. Continued on to the gas station corner and got a better look at the BSW. It almost appeared as she was trying to look strung out but just couldn't pull it off. Careful fellas.

Oh, and absolutely no sightings of Callie on Nat for well over a week now. I've been out every couple of days and haven't seen much of anything of Nat and def not Callie. Pretty unusual since I've seen her almost everytime I've went out over the last 4 months. Very odd. Anyone else seen her in the last couple of weeks?

-Vince.[/QUOTE]I was driving down Nat around 7 am on Friday and saw Callie near McDonald's.

[QUOTE=BobSacamano;5394533]I was driving down Nat around 7 am on Friday and saw Callie near McDonald's.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear she's still at it. Sadly, that's about all we got these days on Nat.

Has anyone seen the black female with the fake ass that hangs out on 14th and North? She has a nice bubble butt that I'd like to try.

[QUOTE=Sandmans;5394983]Has anyone seen the black female with the fake ass that hangs out on 14th and North? She has a nice bubble butt that I'd like to try.[/QUOTE]Just as I drive by and she's out I. Traffic shaking for all she's got. She had a friend with her a few weeks back. She's bot even trying to hide what she's about.

[QUOTE=MilTown151;5395394]She's bot even trying to hide what she's about.[/QUOTE]Most don't in those areas. They're not bashful at all.

Spent a lot of today on the south loop, from noon to about 4. L was dead the whole while. G started slow but gained as the day went along. National was very busy from 2 to 4 ish. Kallie was out walking her usual route. Caught Arriana who claimed to have a place downtown, and hotel room. CBJ. 40 with BBJ but upcharge to 50 nice skills, but rushed to get to her source. White fella in silver suv.

I took a recent stroll around the north and south loops. I rarely make it down to Lincoln and didn't check it out again. Sunday afternoon there was nothing first pass on Lisbon and up to North and back. Second pass one big heavy BSW. Drove down 27th to Nat and nothing down to 6th and South to G still not a soul. Back up to Nash and there were a few but not much interesting. Spotted one really petite looking thing but got out scooped on the swing around. There was another dark haired WSW with a pinkish bikini looking thing that needed a wash all the way around. She was walking with management not far behind. If she showered had cleaner clothes and no leach she would be promising. Not much at all out on that beautiful afternoon.

A little bit of LEO presence here and there on the south.

Seems to be a definite decline in the amount of SW on the South Loop, don't check out the North Loop all that often. Though, was able to find a BSW about 2 days ago with a big ass, and a nose ring. Got the number too, but, anyone know a BSW bare provider?

[QUOTE=Sandmans;5394983]Has anyone seen the black female with the fake ass that hangs out on 14th and North? She has a nice bubble butt that I'd like to try.[/QUOTE]Man, I quit looking for ass on North Ave. For ages the only action I ever saw was the not quite passable tranny that hung out fairly close to the deli. I don't know if that was 14th or not. It musta been about 5 or 6 years ago that I saw two big, slobby babes on a corner that had a little park set up (I can't remember the cross street.) I woulda stopped, but I had just read Moby Dick, and I was put off whaling at the time. Anyway, is there an actual female SW on North somewhere? Do we need to call Action News to report this?

Coochie (North has been dryer than a popcorn fart) Eater.

P.S. I live south of Lincoln. I have seen four women in the last month that were probable SWs. Holy fucking shit the bed, Batman. Are the women that are too ugly to walk Greenfield herded to Lincoln? I have yet to see one that would appeal to anyone that didn't have some kind of retinopathy. Thank god for porn and a good left hand.

The funny thing about the stroll, north or south, is that you occasionally find the goods where you least expect. I've scored some really nice utr's right near the District 3 station. An AA college girl waiting for her ride to pick her up, next to the hot dog stand. It was late and she was happy to play-for-pay and get my impromptu taxi home for free. Like an idiot, I lost the number, which written on the paper from a stick of Wrigley's. Another was a nice and slender AA single Mom with a bad lazy eye but incredible, fluffy-soft DD titties. She was walking near the Immersion school and responded to my glance with a knowing nod. She moved to Kentucky but still a memorable find. I mentioned previously the post-brewers game drunk as a skunk 20-something near the Wendy's. She chickened out after a few blocks, but honestly, I think she just wanted to get the hell out of there fast. Keep in mind this is in the shadow of the 3rd District station, so caveat emptor. Be creative. Skip the usual strolls and look for those places with high daily foot traffic and plenty of diversity.

Just curious what happens if you get busted for picking up someone or talking to someone and they think you are. Ticket, fine?