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[QUOTE=AttackMaster1;6360238]How long has it been since my last review? 1 year, 2 years? Lmao. Been happily preoccupied with my sugar babies and Asian massage parlors downtown. Kind of took an exodus from the Bronx because of how terrible it is. Only thing left in the Bronx is CDP's, and a convenient one popped up. For $60 dollars small session, decided I would take the risk.

I hate CDP's with a burning passion. I know what I'm getting with CDPs. A hot Latina that you can't do a damn thing with. A bunch of "no papi's", a restrictive menu, no touching, 2 minute lazy CBJ, everything upsell. These are all boner kills, and I can't get hard with all that nonsense. So I made sure to take half a viagra ahead of time, turned out to be a brilliant move.

So I text, get to point pretty easy. Had to call to get in. An old Latina came out to get me which scared me, not what I wanted. When I got in I saw a hot lightskin Latina, and by what I like personally, she's a 10. Petite, light skin, long dark hair, dark eyes, fake hard C size breasts, and a nice fake fat ass that was soft, cute face too. Her name was Ruby and she greeted me in a one piece Black lingerie that won me over.

Apparently the room was taken so as soon as we walked in, that was where we were to fuck. Right on a couch near the entrance out in the open with dim lighting. What the fuck. On top of the viagra I brought my own thin condom to further prepare for the bullshit. We strip down and she does the whole alcohol wipe stuff. She says no to DATY. Didn't even ask about bbj and kissing, you know that's a dub. The viagra is working like a charm and I'm getting hard just looking at her so I went for the condom so I could just straight up fuck her.

She stops me, grabs the condom herself, and insists on giving me a CBJ. Those do nothing for me so I'm trying to tell her in my limited Spanish I don't want that, I already knows it's going to be trash. She is super adamant, she has a playbook and she will NOT deviate from it Lmfao. So I allow it and guess what, it's trash. No suction, no spit, no touching of the balls, it lasted all of 2 minutes (ofc LOL).

She turns around and does reverse cowgirl, and this was the highlight of the session because she has a big fat ass. Nice fake moans. It felt great and the visual was outstanding. She flips around for regular cowgirl and of course not even 5 minutes in she's rushing me begging me to cum. Seeing a hot Latina bouncing on my dick while I grabbed her huge tits was a nice visual though.

We switch to doggy which was extremely difficult on that low, sunken in couch but I made it work. Her ass felt amazing and she looked so cute looking back and fake moaning with her cute face and long straight hair swaying all around. Erupted in the bag while also trying to balance myself on the fucked up couch. Alcohol, up and out.

The consensus? It's a CDP. She was a hot Latina you can't do anything with. Had I not taken the viagra, I woulda been limp from the bs. Cannot recommend.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newyork/bronx/116866928[/URL][/QUOTE]I thought this was new a spot. When I clicked the ad turns out you reviewed the same chick / spot I did 9 posts ago. I had a different experience. I came at a time no one was there so we went into a bedroom and did it on bed. I also speak Spanish along with some other differences. IAny way that is odd out of all the ads in the Bronx section you see the one I reviewed as if you got the idea from my post. Anyway that a shame you had bad experience.

I don't know why I do it to myself. Hit up the same CDP I just saw Ruby at a couple posts ago for a little variety. The pictures looked nice but when I got there.. I pulled Victoria who looked like a flabby refrigerator. I already handed the money over to the madam so that was that. Only girl working. A big disappointment after seeing the 10/10 (in looks not service) Ruby.

She gives a 30 second CBJ that barely got me hard. Luckily the viagra I took earlier saves the day once again (a must for CDP visits where there will undoubtedly be a bunch of bullshit that kills your boner).

I ask for reverse cowgirl, she doesn't know how to move. We try missionary, she won't let me in far enough (keep in mind I'm average size lmfao). Starts giving me attitude in Spanish. We try doggy where I'm at least trying to enjoy her weird shaped ass. I try to touch her boobs from behind "no papi". I'm pounding her out in doggy and she clearly isn't enjoying it and I'm wondering to myself why because I'm not big but she is acting like it hurts. She stops me, I pull out and see blood. She's on her period. She gets mad at me like I did something wrong. I basically shower myself in alcohol, up and out. On my way out she runs to the bathroom to clean up and I see another monger waiting on the couch for some period pussy. Never again.

The saving grace is only 60 was wasted. Last review I told you guys I don't recommend. Now I'm telling why'all don't walk, RUN from this travesty of a CDP.

[QUOTE=AttackMaster1;6361740]I don't know why I do it to myself. Hit up the same CDP I just saw Ruby at a couple posts ago for a little variety. The pictures looked nice but when I got there.. I pulled Victoria who looked like a flabby refrigerator. I already handed the money over to the madam so that was that. Only girl working. A big disappointment after seeing the 10/10 (in looks not service) Ruby.

She gives a 30 second CBJ that barely got me hard. Luckily the viagra I took earlier saves the day once again (a must for CDP visits where there will undoubtedly be a bunch of bullshit that kills your boner).

I ask for reverse cowgirl, she doesn't know how to move. We try missionary, she won't let me in far enough (keep in mind I'm average size lmfao). Starts giving me attitude in Spanish. We try doggy where I'm at least trying to enjoy her weird shaped ass. I try to touch her boobs from behind "no papi". I'm pounding her out in doggy and she clearly isn't enjoying it and I'm wondering to myself why because I'm not big but she is acting like it hurts. She stops me, I pull out and see blood. She's on her period. She gets mad at me like I did something wrong. I basically shower myself in alcohol, up and out. On my way out she runs to the bathroom to clean up and I see another monger waiting on the couch for some period pussy. Never again.

The saving grace is only 60 was wasted. Last review I told you guys I don't recommend. Now I'm telling why'all don't walk, RUN from this travesty of a CDP.[/QUOTE]Smh, these cdps sucks at $$ and half of them be using trannies, beware and almost all of every girl in cdp has body surgery or butt which is a turn off for me.

[QUOTE=BxLickyOkitty;6361362]Where is this place? How the he'll do you find these places LOL?[/QUOTE]Restaurant was on Hunts Point Ave. I have a $600 hobby budget a month. I find this stuff since I use half for regulars other half to take a risk. Out of my last 40 encounters in this hobby 5 have been bad experiences. That nail salon stuff paid off. The problem is their ads don't seem to archive on sumosearch. I don't know why certain skipthegames, adultsearch, or bedpage ads where they post their ads don't archive on that site.

A bit of regret since that was meant to be a minor part of a response to another user. That Bronx isn't dead. Didn't mean to get my PMs blown up. I probably messed up doing the mini review. I probably should have been vague instead of specific. Like say there are great Bronx providers out there. Instead of naming them or which spots. I'm close to retirement from this site anyway. I can't remember the last time I learned about a new provider or new spot off here.

[QUOTE=AttackMaster1;6361740]I don't know why I do it to myself. Hit up the same CDP I just saw Ruby at a couple posts ago for a little variety. The pictures looked nice but when I got there.. I pulled Victoria who looked like a flabby refrigerator. I already handed the money over to the madam so that was that. Only girl working. A big disappointment after seeing the 10/10 (in looks not service) Ruby.

She gives a 30 second CBJ that barely got me hard. Luckily the viagra I took earlier saves the day once again (a must for CDP visits where there will undoubtedly be a bunch of bullshit that kills your boner).

I ask for reverse cowgirl, she doesn't know how to move. We try missionary, she won't let me in far enough (keep in mind I'm average size lmfao). Starts giving me attitude in Spanish. We try doggy where I'm at least trying to enjoy her weird shaped ass. I try to touch her boobs from behind "no papi". I'm pounding her out in doggy and she clearly isn't enjoying it and I'm wondering to myself why because I'm not big but she is acting like it hurts. She stops me, I pull out and see blood. She's on her period. She gets mad at me like I did something wrong. I basically shower myself in alcohol, up and out. On my way out she runs to the bathroom to clean up and I see another monger waiting on the couch for some period pussy. Never again.

The saving grace is only 60 was wasted. Last review I told you guys I don't recommend. Now I'm telling why'all don't walk, RUN from this travesty of a CDP.[/QUOTE]I rarely go to CDPs myself due to the YMMV aspect. I had finally given a CDP another shot after 8 months with that spot. Did the review on this forum and it was somewhat positive. I guess if you had two negative experiences. I retract my previous review on Ruby from that spot.

I felt CDPs don't really care if you come back or not. Providers might not even get the full cut of the donation. Which leads to horrible experiences if they actually fucking you for $10-20 after house takes their cut. Compared to an indys that may offer you discounts or extras for you to return. I guess I got lucky. Mama-san or handlers werent even there when I went to the spot.

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After I sent it the excuses came. She needs more money to drop off her kid. Another day she said she was at an Airbnb can't do a free session. Texted her at another number just to see what would happen and she started at the top of the script that she was still in upstate NY and needed $40 to get back to NYC. So yea avoid her. I broke my rule of no deposits since I had met her 10 times already. Will stick to my rule no deposits. Once these women have your money they have no reason to provide services.[/QUOTE]That's crazy how she's been posting that bs for the past few weeks. Maybe someone took over her account / number, who knows? But deposits are never wise no matter how long you deal with a chick. These 304's don't play fair. They will take anything you send as a gift then try to demand full payment when you get there. Bro your dedication to this board doesn't go unnoticed. You didn't have to do that when you knew exactly what was going to happen. Save the bread for your rotation.

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Went back to this one for the second time and while the BBJ was phenomenal like the first time, the overall experience was not. She had a slight attitude when I got there. I could let that slide, but once she started going down, her breath smelled up the whole room. I was loving the head, but the smell was just too much. I could have enjoyed it longer, but had to stand up and grab her head to speed up the process. I left satisfied but disgusted.

AbuSaho previously shared that he saw a dude there on his visit. This time while I was in the room I heard someone come out of a room and leave the apartment. No interruptions tho. Best BBJ I had in a while but I got to cut this one off. Poor hygiene is unacceptable.

All I look for is BBJ but rarely find ads worth trying. This one I started seeing 2 years ago and she's been solid. A1 head. [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/134482536/2128100763[/URL].

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Went back to this one for the second time and while the BBJ was phenomenal like the first time, the overall experience was not. She had a slight attitude when I got there. I could let that slide, but once she started going down, her breath smelled up the whole room. I was loving the head, but the smell was just too much. I could have enjoyed it longer, but had to stand up and grab her head to speed up the process. I left satisfied but disgusted.

AbuSaho previously shared that he saw a dude there on his visit. This time while I was in the room I heard someone come out of a room and leave the apartment. No interruptions tho. Best BBJ I had in a while but I got to cut this one off. Poor hygiene is unacceptable..[/QUOTE]Honestly unique Balenciaga gave me the craziest head ever. She goes crazy holy fuck so much spit.

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Went back to this one for the second time and while the BBJ was phenomenal like the first time, the overall experience was not. She had a slight attitude when I got there. I could let that slide, but once she started going down, her breath smelled up the whole room. I was loving the head, but the smell was just too much. I could have enjoyed it longer, but had to stand up and grab her head to speed up the process. I left satisfied but disgusted.

AbuSaho previously shared that he saw a dude there on his visit. This time while I was in the room I heard someone come out of a room and leave the apartment. No interruptions tho. Best BBJ I had in a while but I got to cut this one off. Poor hygiene is unacceptable..[/QUOTE]The last one the black girl I've seen her Yeats ago off a dating app she had a whole attitude with me this is why I stay away from black girls cause all of them want to die I can't stand them and I'm black myself and I remember she kinda yelled at me and I just walked out never ever again cause all these girls want hands put on them and I'll surely will do it I got zero tolerance for anyone or those dumb girls idc what race she is but yeah I'm struggling to find new talent out in the x which is declining to me like all the other boroughs I guess it's time for a change.

[QUOTE=DubDub34;6362223]That's crazy how she's been posting that bs for the past few weeks. Maybe someone took over her account / number, who knows? But deposits are never wise no matter how long you deal with a chick. These 304's don't play fair. They will take anything you send as a gift then try to demand full payment when you get there. Bro your dedication to this board doesn't go unnoticed. You didn't have to do that when you knew exactly what was going to happen. Save the bread for your rotation.[/QUOTE]No it is her. Given the details I know but can't post on this forum to not have myself identified in case she lurks forum. She has to either be homeless or in a relationship. By those two opposites I mean. She is trying to get enough money through scamming for a place. Or she is retired from hobby like is in a relationship but has no job so she is doing that scam. One detail I can give that won't give myself away is that her place by the Bronx Zoo was very bare bones. Like there wasnt a mattress in the bed room. It was the rest of the bed. When she went into the fridge to give me water that was only thing in fridge. It was as if it was a temporary spot either they just moved in or were moving out.

A part of taking the risk is I actually had one woman from craigslist era Zelle me 110 1 year after I loaned it to her. But totally different era. Italy is a day in day out ad poster. Craigslist chick was a homeless 23 year old lipstick lesbian in abusive relationship. Who answered my ad because my location was a couple blocks from her homeless shelter. And was likely a civilian she didn't even know what the standard rates were so she let me fuck her bare for $50. And I think the reason she paid me back is because she honestly didn't see anyone else in that time period. Like one time her partner beat her up and broke her glasses and she begged me to to a session with her for $20 so she could get them fixed. I may have helped her survive the homeless period in her life. So she felt she owed it to me and paid me back. After she paid me back she was like she doesn't fuck for money anymore and don't contact her again. It was $40 though. Life goes on. I will make it back and can cut her out my rotation.

[QUOTE=JonBlogDeer;6362726]Honestly unique Balenciaga gave me the craziest head ever. She goes crazy holy fuck so much spit.[/QUOTE]You know that is a trans woman right? Just google Unique Balenciaga escort.

[QUOTE=AbuSaho;6351459]Yea I get what you are saying. I noticed over the last year the reviews of people TOFTT and seeing what happens with bait and switch ads in Bronx Hotels and Brooklyn has been limited. It seems the usual process for those types of ads is people post the ad and ask has anyone see them. Many users want to see new providers or get recommendations but then don't want to be the one to find them out. They want to jump in after being told everything is fine. With no risk to their capital. Which I understand that is one way to use this forum. I'm glad I was never like that. It has allowed me to build up like a spider sense of what to ask and what to look for to increase the odds of a pleasant experience over the last 6 months. I even just took a risk and posted the review in the Bronx section a couple days ago.

I think in 2022 my favorite discovery was stumbling upon the Nail Salons. I ended up being the only one to reference them since that review which is unfortunate. They are back in operation and have expanded from 3 locations to 15 across Bronx. One of their spots is at a Chinese Restaurant where I was in another situation where no one TOFTT for me to know if it was a scam or not. Mama-san told me to say a specific order food and pay cashier. The order total was $60. I was given a receipt and told my order would be ready shortly. The civilian customer before me left and I was alone in the lobby. The cashier then yelled something in foreign language. Mama-San came out and let me inside. She led me into a room. She took the receipt and locked the door behind me.

I was so worried it was a setup. The Mama-san even called me by my monger name. It turned out fine. Apparently they keep a database of the numbers they can trust. And Chinese Restaurants are the second level of their operation. The top level Mama-San told me is incall at their apt/house. She went into another room and brought out three women. And asked which do I prefer Chow Mein, Dumplings, or Egg Rolls. All three of the women were in shape Asian women in mid 20's. I picked Chow Mein. Mama-San told me to enjoy my order and left room and it turned out to be a great experience. Maybe Im the outlier in this hobby but if the risk is $60-150 I think the downside is I lose $60-150 in a worst case scenario of robbery or bad sex. I can make that back with 1 pay check. Upside if I have great experience I can repeat. I have done this enough to where I have 25 different indy women. And now 15 of those Asian spots I can repeat with at any time.[/QUOTE]I'm more than happy to TOFTT on these but I genuinely can't find these places. I've been on bedpage and other searches for months since your original post / advice in September but to no avail. Happy to TOFTT if guidance can be provided. I only like going to these types of places and they're more UTR.

[QUOTE=AbuSaho;6362903]You know that is a trans woman right? Just google Unique Balenciaga escort.[/QUOTE]Broooo please tell me you're fucking lying. Fuck.

[QUOTE=JonBlogDeer;6363002]Broooo please tell me you're fucking lying. Fuck.[/QUOTE]I don't know the rules on posting trans ads but if this gets removed I understand.

Here is her ad on trans site.

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[QUOTE=AbuSaho;6363065]I don't know the rules on posting trans ads but if this gets removed I understand.

Here is her ad on trans site.

[URL]https://www.tsescorts.com/new-jersey/central-jersey/rahway/shemale-escorts/929-325-4155[/URL][/QUOTE]No WTF bro. Those pictures are much more revealing I'm absolutely disgusted WTF. Anyone ever get tricked by one of these?