Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dtripod69;4225596]This should have started with an Irish guy walks into an Asian Massage parlor.[/QUOTE]I counted on this kind of creativity to take this a step further. Kind of like a caption contest.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy11;4227141]I counted on this kind of creativity to take this a step further. Kind of like a caption contest.[/QUOTE]You chose door number one, you won a tee shirt, shorts and a free table shower with a hairy fat guy.

So I saw Kendall for the first time a few days ago and can basically confirm everything that previous reviews have stated. The pics she uses are clearly older and she does like to talk a lot. I got standard and did not inquire for anything else but in the past reviews, it's always said the standard is all that was offered. I didn't have a bad time so I may go back sometime but it isn't anywhere near the best time I've had either. I feel like you can get much better rubs and standard finishes for cheaper, for instance, Samantha is probably the best I've had and she is currently only charging $70 for hh while Kendal is charging $85.

I will be visiting the simpsonville area next week for a couple of days, any recommendations on an under the radar massage girl or parlor I should look into while I am there?

Thanks in advance.

Mallard.

Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231046]Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?[/QUOTE]No. But If she did for you I hope you d tell her to hold the yum yum sauce.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231046]Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?[/QUOTE]When the Spa on Pear St. In New Albany was open Emma made me food to take home.

[QUOTE=SouthHunter74;4231072]No. But If she did for you I hope you d tell her to hold the yum yum sauce.[/QUOTE]I return the favor by giving her the yum yum sauce LOL.

You guys are killing me! I spent a fortune on Judy at Far East in Shepherdsville but she never cooked for me. Took me in the back to show me off to other girls and some older Asian man once, why I know not. But no food!

Hello,

Has anyone gotten a massage from this place? Is it safe?

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231349]I return the favor by giving her the yum yum sauce LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL. And extra salty yum yum sauce at that.

As far as I know, you'll need to go to Louisville. Preston 61 has always been a reliable place for me.

[QUOTE=Mallard1;4228788]I will be visiting the simpsonville area next week for a couple of days, any recommendations on an under the radar massage girl or parlor I should look into while I am there?

Thanks in advance.

Mallard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JWZ04;4231734]Hello,

Has anyone gotten a massage from this place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]Safe as any other. It's sort of like BS down the road but more economical. Multiple ethnicities. I had a go with petite Anna some weeks ago. CBJ ending with plenty of roaming. Am looking to sample some of the other acts there myself.

Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ee123;4232402]Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks![/QUOTE]Refer to post 7565 and the preceding post about Haylee.

WTF.