Massage Parlor Reports

Hey everyone, been a while. Had to reset my account so that is the reason for the zero to no posts.

Still going to Thailand every summer, it really is something you need to do if you are able.

Still see everyone is arguing about nearly everything. Have not seen nor spoken with Sammie or Sunny in a few years, if anyone see either tell them Joker from Florida say's hello.

Thailand is very different but once you get the hang of it is can be quite fun. Every gogo you go into is full of willing young ladies. Went to a very hands on bar, walked in as the only other two guys were leaving. Had a girl ring the bell, this is code for buying everyone a drink. 8 girls in the place all drop their dresses and come over to personally thank me.

Ended up on a couch with two of my favorite taking turns giving me head. There for three hours, at least five different girls taking turns blowing me, total cost $95.00.

Going to retire here.

A few photos:

This is a 4"10" Khemer girl who live is Pattaya. She is very taken but her guy is an outstanding photographer.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

Very short.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

What a Hooters girl in Thailand looks like:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

Joker.

[QUOTE=CesarRomero;2933199]Hey everyone, been a while. Had to reset my account so that is the reason for the zero to no posts.

Still going to Thailand every summer, it really is something you need to do if you are able.

Still see everyone is arguing about nearly everything. Have not seen nor spoken with Sammie or Sunny in a few years, if anyone see either tell them Joker from Florida say's hello.

Thailand is very different but once you get the hang of it is can be quite fun. Every gogo you go into is full of willing young ladies. Went to a very hands on bar, walked in as the only other two guys were leaving. Had a girl ring the bell, this is code for buying everyone a drink. 8 girls in the place all drop their dresses and come over to personally thank me.

Ended up on a couch with two of my favorite taking turns giving me head. There for three hours, at least five different girls taking turns blowing me, total cost $95.00.

Going to retire here.

A few photos:

This is a 4"10" Khemer girl who live is Pattaya. She is very taken but her guy is an outstanding photographer.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

Very short.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

What a Hooters girl in Thailand looks like:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL]

Joker.[/QUOTE]Well that looks like a difficult situation. Enjoy phlip.

Not really into the older ladies. Is Star at sun closer to 20's? And how close to the Tigers level of service?

Just got word from one of the girls at one of the spas. Seems the police have been patrolling the parking lots near and around midnight. They told them that any cars in the lot after midnight will be towed. So I won't expect to spend an overnight or overstaying. You might not have a vehicle to get home with.

[QUOTE=ScratchDent;2934252]Not really into the older ladies. Is Star at sun closer to 20's? And how close to the Tigers level of service?[/QUOTE]I saw her twice this past year, I would say early 30's, maybe late 20's but she did stand out as younger than the norm in this area at an AMP. I asked for her as soon as I saw her in the hallway. One of the best looking I have seen at the Sun. Ages are so hard to peg on some of these women. I would say on par with Tiger service, never noticed a difference.

[QUOTE=JustLooking43;2934323]I saw her twice this past year, I would say early 30's, maybe late 20's but she did stand out as younger than the norm in this area at an AMP. I asked for her as soon as I saw her in the hallway. One of the best looking I have seen at the Sun. Ages are so hard to peg on some of these women. I would say on par with Tiger service, never noticed a difference.[/QUOTE]Thank you sir, that sounds a bit more of my tastes. Are any days a better chance to find her there or is calling first a good idea. And one more LOL. She up for cip or no?

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2934263]Just got word from one of the girls at one of the spas. Seems the police have been patrolling the parking lots near and around midnight. They told them that any cars in the lot after midnight will be towed. So I won't expect to spend an overnight or overstaying. You might not have a vehicle to get home with.[/QUOTE]It seems to me that the parking lots are private property & only the owner of the business can call for a tow? Now if it's on public streets then get them LEO.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2934263]Just got word from one of the girls at one of the spas. Seems the police have been patrolling the parking lots near and around midnight. They told them that any cars in the lot after midnight will be towed. So I won't expect to spend an overnight or overstaying. You might not have a vehicle to get home with.[/QUOTE]I heard the same earlier this week while I was stopping to see Lisa. I still don't quite understand how they can do that though. It doesn't really make much sense.

My recollection is that the deal with the higher powers requires the spa to close at midnight.

[QUOTE=CPGuy;2934771]I heard the same earlier this week while I was stopping to see Lisa. I still don't quite understand how they can do that though. It doesn't really make much sense.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ClevelandReport;2938088]My recollection is that the deal with the higher powers requires the spa to close at midnight.[/QUOTE]100% right. There are pages of rules that outline what and what not the parlors are able to do. Fortunately there are alot of things that may or may not happen behind closed doors, that could or could not be considered violation of the license rules. I will almost promise that if they take your car, you will be given the shakedown on who, what, where and why you are at the spa? Correct answer, Am I being arrested for something or will you just give me my keys and let me be on my way! Guaranteed you will be moving out. If you have a significant other, he or she may wonder where your car is and why you are in the middle of Warren needing a ride home. Just say, I didn't want anyone to know I was at the hot dog shop, so I parked at this Tiger Spa place and walked to grab a bite. When I came back shortly after midnight my car was gone! This should leave little to no doubt in their mind about your actions. Last but least, spa soap has a scent like nothing else, a great cover up is important. I make a mix of hot dogs, burgers and fries that I grind up in my food processor. A quick rub down with this awesome mix will surely cover your tracks!

[QUOTE=Goalash;2938139]100% right. There are pages of rules that outline what and what not the parlors are able to do. Fortunately there are alot of things that may or may not happen behind closed doors, that could or could not be considered violation of the license rules. I will almost promise that if they take your car, you will be given the shakedown on who, what, where and why you are at the spa? Correct answer, Am I being arrested for something or will you just give me my keys and let me be on my way! Guaranteed you will be moving out. If you have a significant other, he or she may wonder where your car is and why you are in the middle of Warren needing a ride home. Just say, I didn't want anyone to know I was at the hot dog shop, so I parked at this Tiger Spa place and walked to grab a bite. When I came back shortly after midnight my car was gone! This should leave little to no doubt in their mind about your actions. Last but least, spa soap has a scent like nothing else, a great cover up is important. I make a mix of hot dogs, burgers and fries that I grind up in my food processor. A quick rub down with this awesome mix will surely cover your tracks![/QUOTE]Well explaining the fragrant smell of massage lotion is problematic, but how do you propose I explain all the mustard and catsup stains on my boxers more or less the chopped onion in my armpits. There must be something better phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2939383]Well explaining the fragrant smell of massage lotion is problematic, but how do you propose I explain all the mustard and catsup stains on my boxers more or less the chopped onion in my armpits. There must be something better phlip.[/QUOTE]You took a bathroom break after the onions got all up in your pits.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2939383]Well explaining the fragrant smell of massage lotion is problematic, but how do you propose I explain all the mustard and catsup stains on my boxers more or less the chopped onion in my armpits. There must be something better phlip.[/QUOTE]Your fucking the fry girl at the hotdog shop duhhhhhh.

I have been staying away because I have not been thrilled with the line ups but got the itch and took a ride. Got the normal warm Sarah welcome and was told there were only 2 on hand Lisa and Ccic. Since I went to try Lisa, so far so good, Sarah said they were both busy and if I would mind a mamasan shower which was fine. It wasn't mamasan sarah, but rather mamasan Rosa who I have not ever met so the slip and slide was out of order. It was not a sensual bath but definitely the most thorough I have ever received. Now I have never left unhappy, and its funny how I have gone expecting great and left maybe underwhelmed, but today I was expecting less and got rocked. So so shower 7 on how complete it was. Massage 9, firm and relaxing, conversation 10 not always the case, looks nice mature MILF like spinner we have become accustomed too very nice for me 9. Other behind closed doors stuff 10, one of my best visits. So may be my new Nana, who I don't think is pregnant by the responses I got from Sarah and Lisa. Current line up Lisa, Cici and someone flying in tonight, so a fresh face Tuesday morning, Cherry back in July. Also when questioned the Cookie rumor still has life but its not really hot right now phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2943381]I have been staying away because I have not been thrilled with the line ups but got the itch and took a ride. Got the normal warm Sarah welcome and was told there were only 2 on hand Lisa and Ccic. Since I went to try Lisa, so far so good, Sarah said they were both busy and if I would mind a mamasan shower which was fine. It wasn't mamasan sarah, but rather mamasan Rosa who I have not ever met so the slip and slide was out of order. It was not a sensual bath but definitely the most thorough I have ever received. Now I have never left unhappy, and its funny how I have gone expecting great and left maybe underwhelmed, but today I was expecting less and got rocked. So so shower 7 on how complete it was. Massage 9, firm and relaxing, conversation 10 not always the case, looks nice mature MILF like spinner we have become accustomed too very nice for me 9. Other behind closed doors stuff 10, one of my best visits. So may be my new Nana, who I don't think is pregnant by the responses I got from Sarah and Lisa. Current line up Lisa, Cici and someone flying in tonight, so a fresh face Tuesday morning, Cherry back in July. Also when questioned the Cookie rumor still has life but its not really hot right now phlip.[/QUOTE]A Vitamin making a feline stop.