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I have no idea what her name is, and I'm glad I don't, less to forget. Made the unfortunate mistake of reaching out to her. She responded just about immediately (bad clue #1, nobody else wants to waste their time with her and she's desperate). She tells me where she is in East Windsor, a place everyone in the area is familiar with, and I negotiate her 15 min meeting down to 60, I'm sure now if I offered 5 bucks she would have took it, hindsight. Park the motorcycle, and she responds quickly with the phone number. Get up to the room, I almost thought I was at the Big Bompin' Smoke that Whacky 102 used to do every year in Chicopee, bad clue #2. Bad clue #3 is that when she smiled, I noticed she had messed up crackhead teeth. Bad Clue #4 is that she looks nothing like her pics. At this point I feel bad for her and had to schools of thought: pull the old "damn I forgot my wallet in the car" trick and bolt, or at least make this meth head play with Little Jack. I figured since I was in the room already, might as well see her naked. Mistake #5. No boobs. Has an OK butt though. Hey, I'm not all that negative, see? She goes to BBBJ and I stop her, tell her I only want HJ. She says "oh good, I can only BJ for about a minute anyway, my neck hurts". I'm sure it does, from bending your neck over to snort all those lines. She does a lackluster HJ and asks if I wanted to stick it in. She didn't even ask if I wanted a bag, which I always bring my own anyway. I tell her no, you've earned your charity for the day. Plus, I'm positive she didn't shower today, or any other day previous for a while. One last thing, she has no personality. She barely spoke, seemed depressed, and it was obvious she couldn't hold a conversation unless it was where she could score her next high. Then she'd probably perk right up.
I got dressed, went out to my car, disrobed, threw out the smoke laden clothes into the parking lot (some homeless guy is going to score big). I think I'm more upset about the gas I wasted driving from the lake house. Bright side, I stopped at the 7-11 and got a large Big Gulp. And I feel good about donating to the Make A Wish charity My wish is that she goes back to walking the streets where she should be, and get off STG pretending to be something she clearly isn't. Total of this wasted trip: $60.53. The Big Gulp was 50 cents plus tax. Made the trip not a total waste of time.
Needless to say, if you want to help the needy, buy a homeless person a #5 at McDonalds. It's cheaper.