Lindsay, the sword swallower
Haven't been out for a bit but had a nice drunken night. Was in Highlandtown and on my way home when a very SW-esque woman walker by me and asked for a light. I told her I didn't smoke and she started walking away. Stopped her and asked her if she was dating. Unfortunately since I was drinking I left my car home so we took it to an alley where she showed me her excellent mic skills. This woman could suck your thoughts out. She spits, but it was so good I didn't even mind that. Had pigtails which I used like handlebars. Gave digits and I'm definitely keeping this one to myself.
Sightseeing VIIII: Liz, Pricey Nicole Carebear, and a new SW Idol
Woke up in the holiday sprit and decided to treat myself. So out to the loop I go for it to be a holiday morning wasn't anything hardly out. Made a couple of loops nothing, officer friendly&co. Were out and about. So I said bump it I'm out I might as well hit the park and get in on the annual neighborhood football game. Got in a few plays and quit then decided to make one more go of it if nothing's out then I'll go back and finish the game. Hit the loop again and guess who I see, ole pricey Nicole. Now gents I don't know if any of you guys knew this but she's been back out for a minute now. Has caught the H habit pretty bad so bad that her mom who I am friends with has told me the escort service won't bring her back. She gets in the whip we talk for a minute and then this comes out of her mouth "can you loan me $20" I'm like yeah ok don't have it. She kept asking before I dropped her off by the circle where she's staying at. After that I cruised around spotted this blonde jive nice build after feeling her out invited her into the whip. Did the usual cop check what's your name Jennifer. I"m like I never seen you around she comes back with I've been back and forth relapsed again after she was staying down the shore. I looked at her real good and then realized that this was the girl that Cls had taken a few pics of and said that the mic work was lackluster. I'm like damn I'm stuck now what do I do? Get her out or just go on and see for myself well I picked choice no. 2 Asked the question what is your favorite thing to do the mic? Or FS? She said the mic? Matter of fact she said she loves to give head. Now I'm thinking when a chick says that with me the red flags go up. I have had some of the best out there so I guess I'm spoiled. Well I said f88k it I'm going to do it. So guess where I go with her. Back out to the park where the football game was going on. She jumps in the back and is ready to rock I get back there and then the fun begins. Cls don't mean no harm but I think you caught her on a bad day. She started out slow then sped up slowed down sped up played with the jewels same rhythmn man I was like damn shorty made me pop and caught didn't swallow I wasn't mad at all I was like damn that wasn't bad at all. Took her back and dropped her off. Now was just fooling around and riding seeing what else might pop up. Even thought about grabbing Jennifer again. So who do I run into again by the circle? Pricey Nicole again she's still asking about loan me $20 dollars kept telling her I was broke but I wasn't of course. This dude comes by once makes another pass she's still asking so when the dude pulls up she says to me ok you won't give it to me I'll guess I'll get it from him. I'm like so what I'm supposed to get mad because you going to suck his d88k to get what you want? Yeah right even if I gave you the dough you still going to do somebody my point is I should be getting mine's. Just because I know your family you think I'm supposed to just look out for you like that. Yeah right, then the next chick I see is Liz now I get the sob story from her how she can't get a date anymore because somebody said on the internet that she was a snitch and that people should stay away from her I'm like really? Damn. Then I'm about to roll out I run into good old Carebear she's starting to really look lik s88t now asks me to date her not! I did try to hit her for a freebie can't fault a brother for trying. She was all for it but she claims that she was really dope sick. She gets out and as I'm about to call it a day I see Pricey Nicole one last time get the same thing then she gave me some bs about the dude that picked her up only had 5 beans yeah okay you walking down Wilkins from your dealer. Now gents I'm not going to lie I've been hitting the girl's mom for some time even get freebies here andthere look out for the both of them. Asked pricey Nicole why you won't hook up with me? Because you know my mom and It would feel weird yeah right your mom has told me how you have stolen some of her regulars. I'm to the point with her now look I've done a lot of s88t for you I think it's time I get to sample the wares. Now gents am I wrong for thinking that way?