Freckle Freak: more about Kelly & trying to PM you
Freckle Freak:
Thanks for your hilarious response to my post about Kelly! Yes, you're right none of what happened was poor Kelly's fault. It wasn't her fault that ALL of her relatives just happened to have car trouble on the very same night they needed to be driven to their Bible study meetings. It wasn't Kelly's fault that she got an earache and I had to drive her to CVS (maybe it was the loud heavy metal and rap music at her former employer's). It wasn't Kelly's fault that even in this day and age some motels are so unprofitable that they can't afford computers. It wasn't Kelly's fault that she reprimanded me; I treated her terrible and had it coming, especially since I pracically had to force her to accept all the cash I gave her!
Freckle Freak, I'm trying to PM you (re: some other speckled birds). But your mailbox is full so please clear some space for me, you'll be glad you did.
JimBeamCoke: see my post #2038 about Kelly
JimBeamCoke: see my post #2038 about Kelly, who was suspended from Lenny's. IMHO, your taking in a stray stripper does NOT sound like a good idea.
Maybe it's like adopting a stray kitten. They might look cute at the beginning, but taking care of them isn't so much fun. So you end up letting her out on the street!
Also think abut how if she lives at your place she might give out your address and soon her "entourage" is visiting your house at all hours of the day & night!
New Character for the Bad Idea Jeans Commercial.
[QUOTE=JimBeamCoke;1197136]So a dancer got suspended from her dancing job and now doesn't have enough for rent so she is going to get evicted. She wants to spend a few days or weeks at my place until she gets back on her feet. Is this a good idea?[/QUOTE]David Spade: Normally I wear protection. But then I thought, when am I going to make it back to Haiti?
JimBeamCoke: She was too coked up to hold a job at a strip club so I let her move into my house. Hell, her friends even pay me a few hundred bucks just to come over and see her. She sure does have a lot of friends.
Can you get three dates for my friends?
[QUOTE=JimBeamCoke;1197136]So a dancer got suspended from her dancing job and now doesn't have enough for rent so she is going to get evicted. She wants to spend a few days or weeks at my place until she gets back on her feet. Is this a good idea?[/QUOTE]Tell her you know somebody who has a vacant appartment on the east side. (you do, sort of.)
Tell her for certain specific services of the carnal nature, and. Small improvement tasks on the property,
She can have a day to day lease good for only as long as you and your friends (the land lord among them) are happy, complelely and wonderfully happy.
Food, transportation to her next job interviews not included.
Probably a terrible idea.