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I finally got through to them by adding 1 to the phone #. Made an appointment with Helen? Standard house fee, and tuition after the flip. Nice little package, b-c cup, soft bush, not good English. Good listener, and willing to try anything to please. Got a full 60 mins. and was promised more shower action on next visit. I had been there a year ago, but she didn't know me.
GTR
Had some time and decided that i need a nice relaxing massage with a place that i am familiar with.
Went to Koyota. This place is quickly becoming my favorite place to visit.
My favorite Yumi, is a stunning looking woman. I think she is very very attractive and stands out from the rest of the asia woman i meet.
Yumi sexy body, and her personality is very sweet!
A shower is something i always looking forward to when visiting a spa, and Yumi's shower service is great! I left the shower super super clean.
Yumi is comfortable with me and i realized a needed a relaxtion massage with a lot of sensual healing. She is the best at this.
I highly recommend this place. I will repeat many more times.
Treat her nice. She is the best!
Thanks for the info on this spa regarding Helen. I will have to check them out. My experiences have been, once a therapist has perfomed a massage on me they will remember you for a lifetime!
I just recently visited a spa, where the attendent remembered me from three years ago. I would have never, I mean never, had recognized her, but she mentioned the name of the place and I thought Wow. What a memory. She had changed her hair style and looke totally different from what I remembered.
Great infor on the Essex AMP. I adore Chinese woman. They always seem to treat you like a king!
It is nice to know they a shower! Even better, the place is new and clean.
Much more nicer and comfortable to get a massage with total relaxtion.
While I was out of town, I went to eat at a Chinese Restaurant. The waitress was very friendly and flirty. I was thinking to myself, I wished you worked at a spa, I would tip her much higher for her services.
I report visit this place and report back!
To Kelvinb - Welcome to the area.
During your stay, I would highly recommend Kyoto.
Great customer service!
I agree with the posters who have said ML is getter better and better. My experiences have taught me once you become a regular the girls become very comfortable with you.
I also agree with the other posters about Bobbie, she is very nice, very sexy and highly recommended. Be nice to her! She is a keeper!
Wow! If I spoke Korean and Chinese my life would be complete.
Some places you visit I can barely understand a word they are saying. I find it a little awkard but at the end, while I still don't know a word what was said, the process of communicating non verabally prevails! Imagine that!
Wow. Great post JankMonster.
I too, remember the Absolute Days!
Amazing and great to hear she is more stunning than before. I will visit this spa soon and be happy to report back at ya!
Well I had some free time today, so I thought I would look for this new AMP in Essex. I have read on this forum it is on Eastern Ave off of 702. I live near by and I am familiar with the area. Sadly I was unable to find it. I drove all the way up Eastern from Martin Airport, all the way to the bridge to Dundalk. So I was alittle disappointed. Maybe my vision is starting to go. If someone wants to clue me in on a more accurate location iI would appreciate it. Feel free to PM me.
NATTY BOHner
Sorry you could not find the place! I am plan visiting this place soon!
Sometimes during my travels, I will drive up to a shopping center and
discover a spa for the first time. Other times, when I am looking for a
specific spa I cannot find it. Most cases, most of the time they have a l
lighted
open sign. Good luck. I Hope I have no problems finding this place.
I understand this place is staff by attractive chinese ladies. My kind of spa!
Just noticing how a poster by the name of "OneHitWonders" has 26 posts on the board with none of them offering anything of substance. Yet now has been promoted to "senior member" status. Wow, one day and 8 posts with nothing to say except that he agreed with someone else. It seems as though he could have gotten his point across in one post. This is how I would have done it.
"I agree with everyone here, Asian girls are hot and I wish I knew how to speak Chinese or Korean so I am not so confused in the spa. Once you go to a spa a lot you get more extras, and showers are really nice in a spa, now I am off to eat Chinese food and wish my waitress would give me extras, thanks for all the good posts everyone."
That's what was said in 8 posts.
Well, I still have not found the Essex AMP, but I did located the Rossville/Rt. & AMP (Body and Soul) Now that I know its location, and that it is very close to me, I will be making an appointment this week. More reports to come
[QUOTE=OneHitWonders]Sorry you could not find the place! I am plan visiting this place soon!
Sometimes during my travels, I will drive up to a shopping center and
Discover a spa for the first time. Other times, when I am looking for a
Specific spa I cannot find it. Most cases, most of the time they have a l
Lighted
Open sign. Good luck. I Hope I have no problems finding this place.
I understand this place is staff by attractive Chinese ladies. My kind of spa! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]Yet now has been promoted to "senior member" status.[/QUOTE]
"Senior" status sometimes comes with with reaching the 25 post milestone. In this case, it really doesn't mean a thing. I would imagine that OHW would have trouble getting any good intel through back channels with more knowledgeable seniors.
[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]Wow, one day and 8 posts with nothing to say except that he agreed with someone else. It seems as though he could have gotten his point across in one post.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I think it's a record. And pretty much all worthless.
BD
As I said before, Ask them to teach you how to say a few words. Just becareful that you speak the right language to the right ethnic lady. They tend to hate each other, culturally.
My cleaners, suezy, taught me to count 1 thru 10 and how to say. And you will love this. "I Have a headache".
What can I say, I had a headache that day, Seemed like a nice phrase to use. Massage lady, rubs head good. LOL
Just spell out the word phenetically.
Like I said in Chinese. "pong yo". Girls will smile, and take you into their confidence.
Smiling Fox
[QUOTE=Natty Bohner]Well, I still have not found the Essex AMP, but I did located the Rossville/Rt. & AMP (Body and Soul) Now that I know its location, and that it is very close to me, I will be making an appointment this week. More reports to come[/QUOTE]The Essex AMP is on the left about 1/4 mile from the 702/Eastern Ave junction. Just get off 702 on Eastern heading towards Chase and look for an Open sign and plain white door, you have to make a u turn at the Mars because there is a median there and you can't turn left into the place.
Hello all,
I just stumbled onto this board and thought I would make a contribution. Although I am a noob here, I am a highly skilled and experienced monger. Baltimore is home but I have mongered in 9 countries and atleast 20 states. Ok intro's complete now onto Elite. This is a fairly new place located on Bel Air RD. As per the norm here in BALT. , the general rule of thumb being Korean places are store fronts usually in strip malls and Chinese places are in old houses on commercial corridors, the later being the case here. The parking and entrance is discreet as long as you visit after dark, you have to turn in by the tint shop and go up the hill and park on the hill top, then walk down the path to the door and ring the bell. During the course of 3 visits, I can attest that the ladies here are all a bit older and not as good looking as some competing places. They are, however, very willing to please and accommodating. Upon entry they will lead you in and up a flight of steps lined with white Christmas lights to one of two rooms upstairs with massage tables. I do not think a table shower is available here so you should bathe before going. They have a. 4 hhr. Deal going on now, (I always opt for the lower entry fee for less time) The massage is half hearted and then its on to the extras. Only one out of three times was I ask for the tip upfront, FS is available, they seemed very happy with my usual tip of $.
Hi all,
I am normally in the PG and DC establishments and of this forum. But always wanted to know more about/try Balt. But first, in your opinion, is there an advantage to Balt AMPs over DC's right now/these days? Also, I've been with so many koreans and would like to try Chinese or Japanese. Are there noticeable differences with those from these respective areas, in your experience? (beyond superficial things like appearence, etc)
Finally, are there some places you all would reccommend to me, taking into account the distance a bit.
And of course, if someone can put me on the right path, a time-saving 1-2 for someone travelling from that far who can't be driving for very long, I would very much appreiciate it.
Also, we have the sports pages of the WPost among other places to put up/find AMP addys. Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? PM me if you prefer.
Thanks, exclient
[QUOTE=Exclient] Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? [/QUOTE]
That's what the sports section is for... I could give a flying fuck about baseball:)
Bench
[QUOTE=Exclient]Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? PM me if you prefer.
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Visited MU on Saturday. Greeted at the door and received bill for tuition.. 7. Beautiful teacher arrived. Offered a rushed massage. Not even that good. At least she was pleasant but spoke NO english. Flipped and the negoatiations began. 1. 4 for an A on the test. Ended up witb a R&T for. 8. Very rushed, barely allowed any mutual contact. Not worth the effort and not terribly enjoyable. Two thumbs down.
[QUOTE=Craigslist1987]R&T for. 8.[/QUOTE]
.8 for R&T??? You were ripped off. You should have gotten two at that price. Maybe even a .5 for great service. Next time, hold out for the standard rate, or take your business elsewhere.
BD
This spa is reviewed both in the Jessup board and here. Since the Jessup board is so boring I decided to post here.
Have hit most of the Columbia/Jessup spa’s and finally decided to check out JS. Greeted by the mama, taken to a decent room, paid the $. 7 entrance fee and declined the unassisted shower (I had taken one at home). I asked for a pretty girl and mama replied, "what, me not pretty", which made me start stammering and mama laugh. After a short time Linda walked in and greeted me. Not great, not bad; short, thin with a little belly and a decent natural rack. What happened next was a very, very good massage with almost no talking. The massage was so good that she was going to get $. 2 above whatever we finally negotiate. On to the flip and it didn’t take long before the "oh my, you need massage there? " dialogue began. After agreeing to $. 6 ($. 4 + the aforementioned $. 2) the festivities began. She asked me to turn over on my stomach. Huh? , I said to myself, isn’t the action on the other side? . Teasing began with some tit rubbing and back kissing. Then the OMFG moment when the tongue went you know where. And it didn’t leave quickly. This wasn’t simulated folks, and I was glad I was squeaky clean. Now I knew why I started on my stomach!
On to the flip and I was offered unspecified ecstasy for $. 8. Hell, why not, I already had all my expectations surpassed with the tongue cleaning. So off we went to a little more rimming with my legs up in the air followed by BBBJ and HJ for completion. Have to say one of the better experiences at a MD spa. I shall return.
Took a ride to JNW the other day and had a rather nice session. After getting through Jennie? , the owner, for the standard hour fee of. 7, I was paired up with a nice provider named Vicky. I believe that she was Thai. Whatever she was, she was smoking!
After getting the nice massage, we got down to business. She was playful and enthusiastic. The menu had everything on it. Only a little negotiation was necessary. She asked for $1. 3 and I countered with $1 and was ready to walk if necessary. She buckled.
Looks -- 9
Service -- 9
Attitude -- 9
[QUOTE=Smart Alec]This spa is reviewed both in the Jessup board and here. Since the Jessup board is so boring I decided to post here.
Have hit most of the Columbia/Jessup spa’s and finally decided to check out JS. Greeted by the mama, taken to a decent room, paid the $. 7 entrance fee and declined the unassisted shower (I had taken one at home). I asked for a pretty girl and mama replied, "what, me not pretty", which made me start stammering and mama laugh. After a short time Linda walked in and greeted me. Not great, not bad; short, thin with a little belly and a decent natural rack. What happened next was a very, very good massage with almost no talking. The massage was so good that she was going to get $. 2 above whatever we finally negotiate. On to the flip and it didn’t take long before the "oh my, you need massage there? " dialogue began. After agreeing to $. 6 ($. 4 + the aforementioned $. 2) the festivities began. She asked me to turn over on my stomach. Huh? , I said to myself, isn’t the action on the other side? . Teasing began with some tit rubbing and back kissing. Then the OMFG moment when the tongue went you know where. And it didn’t leave quickly. This wasn’t simulated folks, and I was glad I was squeaky clean. Now I knew why I started on my stomach!
On to the flip and I was offered unspecified ecstasy for $. 8. Hell, why not, I already had all my expectations surpassed with the tongue cleaning. So off we went to a little more rimming with my legs up in the air followed by BBBJ and HJ for completion. Have to say one of the better experiences at a MD spa. I shall return.[/QUOTE]Wait, are you saying 180 on top of a 70 door fee?
Very subdued place, no name, just open sign in the 1700 blk of Eastern Blvd in Essex. It appears they have a couple rooms, probably only one provider on duty. It is a rickety old massage table that creaks and groans while you are receiving your 10 minute half-hearted massage. I have not seen behavior of this magnitude at an AMP in quite some time. Total rip off. Older provider but in decent shape, very sweet until $ changed hands then turned into a total biotch and refused service. Stay away There are too many honest, reputable places around now to have to put up with this sort of amateur scam. I would bet my house they will be out of business in the short term.
Went to JH and asked for Jenny because of the prior report of her. She was busy so I chose YoYo, a petite spinner with big nipples from Taiwan. Asked for the table shower and asked if she would shower also, so off with the clothes and to the shower room we go. After the back wash I flipped and she soaped me up and I pulled her on top of me for some slip and slide. Guys you have to try this, it is worth the price of admission. Back to the room and we both were worked up and I sucked her nipples which turned her motor on so to 69 we went. After the hot towel clean up she gave me a very nice massaage. On the way out I met Jenny, she is hot as hell and on my to do list very soon.
Not your father’s Towson. New and improved. Not sure about extras yet. Got Shanghaied for a .60 R&T, but Mimi had a great attitude and a rockin’ bod that made it worthwhile. Unsure if I’d repeat, but not counting it out right now.
LARS™ Rating:
Face: 9
Body: 9.5
Attitude 9.5
Service 9
B.D.
Very pretty girl and new to Baltimore. Younger than most. Thin with a nice set of bolt ons. Slightly better than average performance in most respects (TS, main event, actiing skills, dressing me). Massage was slightly below average, but very sensuous. Like many of these girls, she is a very sweet. Cost .7 for house plus $ for her. Nothing at all bad but nothing outstanding, except her very pretty face.
Hmmm well was reading the forum and have had great experiences at ML Bobbi is a gem I know what I am going to get. The first time I went had a great provider with shaved kitty. Thought it was bobbi requested bobbi the next time and the very next week hairy kitty. Do Bobbi and Penny have very similar features that I mistake them for each other?
[QUOTE=Baltoguy03]Hmmm well was reading the forum and have had great experiences at ML Bobbi is a gem I know what I am going to get. The first time I went had a great provider with shaved kitty. Thought it was bobbi requested bobbi the next time and the very next week hairy kitty. Do Bobbi and Penny have very similar features that I mistake them for each other?[/QUOTE]I requested Bobbi and mamasan said "Bobbi on bacation, new giul bewy pwetty." Then she sent Penny to my room. I've heard stories about men requesting a particular girl and mamasan bringing whoever she has available, but I don't think that would happen with the current mamasan when she has a hottie like Penny available.
Went to Jade the other week. Very clean place. Decent looking girl. A bit old for my taste but did an excellent job. Didn't ask for extras but she gave me a HJ without asking. Would go back again.
Recently I have had a lot of luck at ML. The service has been a little rushed at times but overall I leave satisfied. Went about a week ago and had a new girl named luz? Or loos couldn't really grasp it. Very friendly small a breasts but killer body. The table shower was very playfull new what I was here for and she went with it. Massage was alright nothing really to write home about but she was soft and hard with it. Very into the finish acting skills were a B rating. Standard tuition.
[QUOTE=Loucous]Very subdued place, no name, just open sign in the 1700 blk of Eastern Blvd in Essex. It appears they have a couple rooms, probably only one provider on duty. It is a rickety old massage table that creaks and groans while you are receiving your 10 minute half-hearted massage. I have not seen behavior of this magnitude at an AMP in quite some time. Total rip off. Older provider but in decent shape, very sweet until $ changed hands then turned into a total biotch and refused service. Stay away There are too many honest, reputable places around now to have to put up with this sort of amateur scam. I would bet my house they will be out of business in the short term.[/QUOTE]I have to disagree. Went back last night, a different lady then before. She was a little older but still attractive. Like the last time I was there she was also very nice during the whole time I was there which like before lasted close to the 60 minute mark. I got a decent massage and everything else that I requested.
The place is new and my table didn't squeak until after the massage. Both times I was there I was happy with how friendly the ladies were before, during and after.
After a long time away I checked out ML this morning, they showed me two girls...luk (?) and another. Neither was very attractive and older than I like. Maybe I should have waited for Penny? Then I left and went to Towson spa, what a mistake. One girl looked like she could play defensive tackle for the Ravens and the other was pushing 50. So i ended up at JH, also no beauty queens but they are always sweet and accomodating there.
Hi All
Dose anyone know the location of Knot Plaza is.
Thanks
M1951
Found a new place advertised in the CP. Clean but standard AMP. Provider was pleasant looking (6), attitude (10). GREAT massage, flipped and she made her way to the pole. 5 for the massage and. 5 for a are&T. Got to see how wet the river was and it was WET. Very nice experience and would return. PM for details if interested.
Dropped in on the spot earlier in the night. Haven't been there in so long they switched mamas on me. Sara walked into the room. She was rocking her outfit too. Nice looking Korean with pleasant attitude. The ts was very good as was the finishing act. The massage was quite different. It was more of light finger massage with lots of touching and kissing. Actually, it was a nice change of pace. I think this gal was here last year some time. She seems familiar. She has a thing for nipples. She loves to suck, lick , bite, pinch, tug. She's a little tiger. Very unique action with hard suction and some teeth. Normally I frown upon teeth, but the way she incorporated it into the theme, it worked for me. After all was done, she wanted to relax, pet, and talk which worked for me.(15 min) Nothing with this gal was rushed on the tail end of a busy day. Was there the full hour plus my twenty minute wait.(.7)
Sara Korean 28-30
5'4 120lbs
long dark hair with eye lash extension
bolt ons 32c
Looks 8
Body 9
Attitude 9
Personality 9
Service 9
Standard candy on my way out
Stopped by recently to get my oill changed. Decided to call first to see if YouMe was there/busy. She was there but busy and was given an appointment. I got there 5 mins early and made my way to the door. The greeter is this tall good looking lady who I have seen before. Not sure if she works there but maybe my next visit I will ask. Asked how long I wanted and I said 1 hr. Forked over the. 7 and got ready. YouMe comes in and passes an ice cube from her lips to mine. That's hot. Off to the shower where every nook and cranny is cleaned. That part is so refreshing. Hand and hand we make our way to the oven. 5 mins and I am ready for a drink. Back in the room I decided to give her a massage instead of the other way. It was the most fun. From all the sounds she made I was not sure if she liked it or just auditioning for a porno. Lots of touching, kissing and a lot of those numbers above 60. She almost fell off the table but I caught her. DATY and HJ were very refreshing. She never mentioned money, never pressured. Paid what I thought was fair as I was putting on my socks.
.7 + .6 + .2 tip.......
5 for face
4 for boobs [A's]
8 for tight body and nice ass
10 for attitude.
Nah He
Will be in Silver Springs this week end to check out the talent.
May not make it to Balmor to see my ATF's at Jadeheart and Bluesky.
Will Report
I didn't go to my usual stomping grounds. Instead, I went to the little place in Columbia because many of you had given decent reviews. Old mama answered the door, but I knew I wouldn't get her. Unfortunately, I wished I had. Sopia (haha can't pronounce the F sound) had the rankest breath and was fat, old, and ugly. I just couldn't do it. I wanted to throw up. I can't go back unless they swap out staff.