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[QUOTE=Amplitude;7199868]Fellow Hobbyists, I made out and ate pussy at a spa on the 7th, developed symptoms on the 13th and tested positive for covid on the 17th. The particular spa doesn't matter so please don't ask. Just know its out there. Be vaccinated if you aren't. I'm in my 70's and symptoms are bad sore throat and no voice. It beats oxygenation in the 80 percentile, hospitalization or worse.[/QUOTE]70's and in the game. Don't give him crap. Give this guy a fucking medal.

[QUOTE=Mmkk9982;7210327]Any one know a girl that will cut my hair and beard while she's nude? And maybe other extras. I've been searching like hell and found nothing.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lulu-dahl-escort-chicago-109137[/URL]

Haven't visited but there are a lot of older reviews of her.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;7212803][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lulu-dahl-escort-chicago-109137[/URL]

Haven't visited but there are a lot of older reviews of her.[/QUOTE]Been trying to get in touch with her, but no luck. She may be out of the game unless someone else has had a different experience.

Hey guys, I have a question. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm being followed by the police. Everywhere I go, I keep seeing them. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but if they were to put a tracking device on my car, where would they typically place it? Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=HDick;7221405]Hey guys, I have a question. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm being followed by the police. Everywhere I go, I keep seeing them. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but if they were to put a tracking device on my car, where would they typically place it? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]If you're into some shit that they are putting a tracking device on your car they are going to be good enough where you won't see them. They won't be following you in a marked squad and they won't follow too closely if they having a tracking device on your vehicle.

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[QUOTE=HDick;7221405]Hey guys, I have a question. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm being followed by the police. Everywhere I go, I keep seeing them.[/QUOTE]There are so many cops in this town that it's hard to avoid them.

Steak and Blowjob Day (sometimes Steak & BJ Day or Steak and Knobber Day) is a satirical unofficial holiday created in the United States as a male response to Valentine's Day and celebrated a month later, on March 14. On the day, women are purportedly supposed to cook a filet steak for and perform fellatio on a man in response to cards, chocolate, flowers and other gifts given by men on Valentine's Day.

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy7;7226432]Steak and Blowjob Day (sometimes Steak & BJ Day or Steak and Knobber Day) is a satirical unofficial holiday created in the United States as a male response to Valentine's Day and celebrated a month later, on March 14. On the day, women are purportedly supposed to cook a filet steak for and perform fellatio on a man in response to cards, chocolate, flowers and other gifts given by men on Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE]SBJ Day. Now that's something we can get behind. Nice.

With the inevitable collapse of the economy in most sectors, how will this affect your mongering? Are you slowing down at all? I'm pretty well insulated, but I will be cutting back a bit, and seeing where everything lands over the next few weeks.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;7250825]With the inevitable collapse of the economy in most sectors, how will this affect your mongering? Are you slowing down at all? I'm pretty well insulated, but I will be cutting back a bit, and seeing where everything lands over the next few weeks.[/QUOTE]Fortunately for me, my job is recession-proof. I also have a side job that brings in extra for the mongering. I just like to watch how much I spend with this hobby. Hornier days I don't care, when I'm thinking with rationally, I tell myself you can be saving even more.

It's tough finding wallet friendly girls that give great high end girl performance.

They're far and few between. But they're out there.

[QUOTE=RonM;7251962]It's tough finding wallet friendly girls that give great high end girl performance.

They're far and few between. But they're out there.[/QUOTE]Listcrawler has been a good source for me, banging young good looking Latinas with limited English has been awesome. Decent girls from disadvantaged countries trying to make income and provide for themselves and family and as a humanitarian I more than happy to help.

For those married gents in here, do you wear your ring when you visit a provider? I'm joining the club and just curious what people do. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DirtyGarcia;7266864]For those married gents in here, do you wear your ring when you visit a provider? I'm joining the club and just curious what people do. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I do and it rarely comes up.

[QUOTE=DirtyGarcia;7266864]For those married gents in here, do you wear your ring when you visit a provider? I'm joining the club and just curious what people do. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I don't wear it every day, but when I do, I keep it. They don't give a fuck. Just 2 times in my entire life providers were disappointed. I saw them regularly and they probably have got a wrong idea.

[QUOTE=DirtyGarcia;7266864]For those married gents in here, do you wear your ring when you visit a provider? I'm joining the club and just curious what people do. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I don't wear mine, I don't want them to know anything about me other than the serial numbers to my money. I think you open yourself up to extortion attempts if they think you have something to lose. I never visit any provider that requires verification but girls are slick and might catch your name on your card when you go into your wallet.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;7267487]I don't wear mine, I don't want them to know anything about me other than the serial numbers to my money. I think you open yourself up to extortion attempts if they think you have something to lose. I never visit any provider that requires verification but girls are slick and might catch your name on your card when you go into your wallet.[/QUOTE]On that note leave your wallet in your car or at home, bring your DL and the cash in your pocket. Anyone can steal your credit card with a chip reader.

Got a good friend who is a sexy spa girl here in Chicago in a bind and willing to work out a marriage arrangement for help getting her a green card through- PM me for info only serious inquired girl is awesome.

[QUOTE=DirtyGarcia;7266864]For those married gents in here, do you wear your ring when you visit a provider? I'm joining the club and just curious what people do. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Only when my wife joins me for a threesome with the girl.

Do people really do this and does it still work? Don't you have to show evidence of a real relationship and marriage. Wedding invites, join bank accounts or property owenrship or things showing its been a real relationship for a while and not a marriage just to get a green card?

[QUOTE=WBurton;7268147]Got a good friend who is a sexy spa girl here in Chicago in a bind and willing to work out a marriage arrangement for help getting her a green card through- PM me for info only serious inquired girl is awesome.[/QUOTE]

No need for joint bank accounts or joint ownership of property. Take some pictures together over a few months, and either live together, or.

Put her name on a utility bill, add her name to a lease, etc. You will need to know details about her, as they question you fairly hard during the green card interview. The going rate for a fixed marriage varies from around 40-50 K, and is generally paid out over 3 years, until an unrestricted green card is received. My friend is an immigration attorney.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;7268545]Do people really do this and does it still work? Don't you have to show evidence of a real relationship and marriage. Wedding invites, join bank accounts or property owenrship or things showing its been a real relationship for a while and not a marriage just to get a green card?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;7269531]No need for joint bank accounts or joint ownership of property. Take some pictures together over a few months, and either live together, or.

Put her name on a utility bill, add her name to a lease, etc. You will need to know details about her, as they question you fairly hard during the green card interview. The going rate for a fixed marriage varies from around 40-50 K, and is generally paid out over 3 years, until an unrestricted green card is received. My friend is an immigration attorney.[/QUOTE]Wow, well, this certainly puts $200-$300 to get your nut in perspective. What a bargain! But, seriously. It would sure be a stupid thing to entangle yourself in. The Only scenario is truly falling in love and legitimately marrying her.

I know a lot of guys like the younger providers, but man a woman who ages well into her mid to late 30's is perfection for me. Taylor McGregor has aged into a stunner. If I could find a provider who was her twin, I'd be broke.

So is it just me or does anyone else think that Bill Belichick's girlfriend probably started out being his paid escort and worked her way up? Wouldn't be the first girl to land whale. Waiting for this story to come out.

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It's too cringe for me. When I'm 70, my oldest will be 45. I could not sleep with someone 20 years younger than my kid. I think his kids are in their 40's. I think in the end, they might have met in some odd way. Rscort, sugar baby, backpage, etc. Who knows? It's interesting for sure.

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7276365]So is it just me or does anyone else think that Bill Belichick's girlfriend probably started out being his paid escort and worked her way up? Wouldn't be the first girl to land whale. Waiting for this story to come out..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7276365]So is it just me or does anyone else think that Bill Belichick's girlfriend probably started out being his paid escort and worked her way up? Wouldn't be the first girl to land whale. Waiting for this story to come out.

B.[/QUOTE]Absolutely!

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7276365]So is it just me or does anyone else think that Bill Belichick's girlfriend probably started out being his paid escort and worked her way up? Wouldn't be the first girl to land whale. Waiting for this story to come out..[/QUOTE]Man, first thought that entered my mind. It seems she's acting as his "business partner" as well. UNC just backed out of a collegiate Hard Knocks series over her involvement. More smoke.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;7276457]It's too cringe for me. When I'm 70, my oldest will be 45. I could not sleep with someone 20 years younger than my kid. I think his kids are in their 40's. I think in the end, they might have met in some odd way. Rscort, sugar baby, backpage, etc. Who knows? It's interesting for sure.[/QUOTE]I'm about Belichick's age. I can compartmentalize with hot 30-somethings but I sure as fuck won't be parading them around friends or family. That's what this hobby is for!

Reading the scant details from this article, does it sound like he tried to solicit at legit massage places and, once people / lawyers found out his career much later, started to pile on to get a piece of the pie? I'd imagine if they were actual providers they would keep quiet otherwise they would be outing themselves? I don't have any interest in this particular player or football in general but it's mind boggling that incidents from 9-13 years ago are being dug up now to go after him and it's affecting his career.

"Tucker, 35, has been accused of misconduct by 16 massage therapists from eight high-end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore area, according to The Baltimore Banner. All of the alleged misconduct reportedly occurred between 2012 and 2016, Tucker's first five seasons in the NFL. "

[URL]https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45011729/ravens-make-tough-decision-release-kicker-justin-tucker[/URL]

[QUOTE=PunkAsFuck;7280960]Reading the scant details from this article, does it sound like he tried to solicit at legit massage places and, once people / lawyers found out his career much later, started to pile on to get a piece of the pie? I'd imagine if they were actual providers they would keep quiet otherwise they would be outing themselves? I don't have any interest in this particular player or football in general but it's mind boggling that incidents from 9-13 years ago are being dug up now to go after him and it's affecting his career.

"Tucker, 35, has been accused of misconduct by 16 massage therapists from eight high-end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore area, according to The Baltimore Banner. All of the alleged misconduct reportedly occurred between 2012 and 2016, Tucker's first five seasons in the NFL. "

[URL]https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45011729/ravens-make-tough-decision-release-kicker-justin-tucker[/URL][/QUOTE]I kinda think it's a shitty deal, when something over 10 years rears it's ugly head, and miraculously all these accusing parties go to the same media source to tell their story. Sounds pretty sketch to me. I'm SURE he could've found a high-end MP that would have been happy to not only service him, but did so with the utmost discretion. Again, sounds pretty sketch.

This has been bugging me for some time. Why do some of you say "she's pro" when EVERYONE posted on this forum is pro. The age of free, utr, nymphos is gone. We act as though these "non-pro" girls aren't linking up with everyone tossing a high dollar amount at them.

Wouldn't the best distinction be around mileage instead; low mileage / selective vs high mileage?

[QUOTE=DorianG00;7314026]This has been bugging me for some time. Why do some of you say "she's pro" when EVERYONE posted on this forum is pro. The age of free, utr, nymphos is gone. We act as though these "non-pro" girls aren't linking up with everyone tossing a high dollar amount at them.

Wouldn't the best distinction be around mileage instead; low mileage / selective vs high mileage?[/QUOTE]My understanding is non-pros are not as business like (get in, fuck, get out by the end time) and more like goes with the flow. They are more so on the Seeking side and don't have ads on escort sites.

She was fairly prominent in cheer and kids school circuits around New England for some time so she wouldn't have been an escort. Not in any traditional sense anyway.

Her story of them meeting on a plane seems to hold water she's got receipts. There was some spoiling going on I believe tho. She was tooling around in a brand new Porsche long before anyone knew of them being involved so I suspect some sort of SB dynamic (Organic, not SA type).

She's from Maine and being from New England myself and having gone to college in ME I can attest first hand that they grow them pretty odd up there in ME. She's got her quirks, one of which is an old man fetish. Her last BF of several years was a guy in his 60's. .

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7276365]So is it just me or does anyone else think that Bill Belichick's girlfriend probably started out being his paid escort and worked her way up? Wouldn't be the first girl to land whale. Waiting for this story to come out.

B.[/QUOTE]

I was browsing reviews on another website and one review included a link to " sexy companions dot com". I clicked on the link and a " your computer is under attack. Don't close this window " message appeared. I shut down and restarted my computer with no apparent damage. Just a heads up.

I got busted for being a little hung trick a while back and I still like the hobby. Ask me anything. I been thru the ringer and back so I know better and I can tell you this shit is like crack you can't quit it cause it so good you just can't stop ama I'll be diligent w the questions.

[QUOTE=PussySlayer2;7346071]I got busted for being a little hung trick a while back and I still like the hobby. Ask me anything. I been thru the ringer and back so I know better and I can tell you this shit is like crack you can't quit it cause it so good you just can't stop ama I'll be diligent w the questions.[/QUOTE]Had there been warning signs you missed? Like a brand new ad? Or very descriptive on the text exchange with prices and services?

How many officers was involved? This is important. I maintain (from my limited experience of watching tv shows like Cops) that stings are not done every day because it takes a lot of money and time and personal to set up stings. I have theorized it is not just a couple of cops. It is many cops usually on overtime to run a sting. They don't know who is showing up at the door and they are not about to deal with a very big guy or a guy with a few guns with only 3 cops to arrest that guy. Could you tell how many were involved?

Thanks, oh did the ad come down the next day? Totally vanish? What was the ad like? Nudity in the ad?

B.

The fake tryst ads that are really just trying to get you to sub their OF are out of hand. I'm starting to report them to OF to get their channels but down. Maybe then they'll stop floodingus with bullshit.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;7375073]The fake tryst ads that are really just trying to get you to sub their OF are out of hand. I'm starting to report them to OF to get their channels but down. Maybe then they'll stop floodingus with bullshit.[/QUOTE]Walk me through reporting OF accounts. I would love to see their channels get shut down.

If they're paying Tryst to post an ad, they will likely do nothing. The girls advertise on Instagram, Snapchat, Twitch, etc. They make really good money on OF, more than they would make as escorts. Some gals are making 30-50 K a month performing with their boyfriends. They use an AI bot to chat and flirt with you.

[QUOTE=Jsmith9118;7375149]Walk me through reporting OF accounts. I would love to see their channels get shut down.[/QUOTE]

Was it in Chicago?

Hotel setup?

I am always weary about meeting someone the 1st time in a hotel, especially if its a decent nice regular hotel. A few times I made them come down and meet me in a hallway.

I always do a drive thru the lot, and other closer lots and look for the cops cars, before I walk in. Also if there is a male maid or any Male close to the escorts door, I keep on walking.

Also if you can, hide your car keys somewhere before walking in, or take out the battery in the remote and hide the battery. A fine is a fine, but the tow is mucho dollars. If they can't find your car, no tow.

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7346388]Had there been warning signs you missed? Like a brand new ad? Or very descriptive on the text exchange with prices and services?

How many officers was involved? This is important. I maintain (from my limited experience of watching tv shows like Cops) that stings are not done every day because it takes a lot of money and time and personal to set up stings. I have theorized it is not just a couple of cops. It is many cops usually on overtime to run a sting. They don't know who is showing up at the door and they are not about to deal with a very big guy or a guy with a few guns with only 3 cops to arrest that guy. Could you tell how many were involved?

Thanks, oh did the ad come down the next day? Totally vanish? What was the ad like? Nudity in the ad?.[/QUOTE]