Massage Parlor Reports

Was there up selling for the HE?

[QUOTE=Dickson Sider; 1416922]Well after I posted this on Friday I got an E-mail from her 3 paragraphs worth! She was telling about how she lives in a 100 year old house Blah Blah Blah. The massage room is 3 flights up blah blah blah the room door is blocked by an entertainment stand and I would halfta squeeze in the room Blah Blah Blah. Then she tells me how she has adult children next to the room Blah Blah Blah! Then tells me she is booked up till the 14 because her daughter is coming in town for a spring break and she does not do massages while she is there. Blah Blah Blah! So needless to say I did not get to TOFTT but according to some senior members who send me a private message she is one I need to try at least Once. Anyways since she fell thur I decided to try this one out.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2937007846.html[/url]

He name is Jessica and she leaves way out in Hartford but I work near by so I TOFTT she is a white skinned mexican girl with a few extra pounds, the massage is done on her bed (no table) it was ok I have had better but she is nice and clean and in a safe place give an ok H. E. I think more is available next time. PM me if you want to know more.

D. S.[/QUOTE]

Just my review of the Hartford massage that was talked about. There were only two things that came out of it that were positive:

1) she is super nice and good convresation.

2) the price.

Now the negatives.

1) smoke infested house it was beyond bad.

2) a few extra pounds is being very very kind. I think it was a little more than that.

3) very cheap lotions and oils

4) below average massage skills.

As stated she is super nice. I just wish people on the board would at least by more accurate on height and weight.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/friday-speical-30/5331759[/url]

I gave Jade a visit last week after seeing her add, was in the mood for some big jugs. I was disappointed as she was larger than I expected, and she was pregnant on top of it. To be fair she was very friendly and nice, but gave a very mediocre massage on bed instead of table. I won't be returning anytime soon.

Every so often I call one of these nail salons run by Asians and ask if they do massage. They all say NO! But I called one today and the guy said YES! The girl only works the weekends so I have to call back Thursday and he emphasized that she will do a FULL BODY Massage for $75. It just sounded like he knew what I was really asking for so he made sure to say FULL BODY! If it's any good, I'll report back. Does anybody know if there are any others?

Good luck with tha; t the vast majority of theses places will make everything sound great, but after reading many posts about this, and visiting quite a few, it will be a rare gem if extras are on the table. If you go, thanks for TOFTT, and please report.

Good luck!

There's a nail salon and beauty parlor, both near 60th and North, that offer massage. I've personally tried the nail salon. The massage was weak. Senior PM for more.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1425406]There's a nail salon and beauty parlor, both near 60th and North, that offer massage. I've personally tried the nail salon. The massage was weak. Senior PM for more.[/QUOTE]Downside there was the horrible smell of chemicals, no lock on the massage door, rickety table, constant loud chatting in Vietnamese, and the only one who really speaks English is the papa-san. Then if you go around lunch time they are cooking food. You won't like the smell. If you a a white guy. You will really feel out of place.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hI9G4KeXI&feature=g-vrec&context=G29d1c21RVAAAAAAAAAg[/url]

Very typical of what is available.

Lefty speaks the truth.

If you're a BBW / AA fan, the woman at the hair salon next door (who doubles as massage therapist) seems to have a sly and decent disposition.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1425467]Downside there was the horrible smell of chemicals, no lock on the massage door, rickety table, constant loud chatting in Vietnamese, and the only one who really speaks English is the papa-san. Then if you go around lunch time they are cooking food. You won't like the smell. If you a a white guy. You will really feel out of place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1426101]Lefty speaks the truth.

If you're a BBW / AA fan, the woman at the hair salon next door (who doubles as massage therapist) seems to have a sly and decent disposition.[/QUOTE]The gal is kind of cute, I'm guessing close to 50 or so. She says younger but I don't buy her story. Well honestly her English is so bad I really couldn't say what she was telling me anyway. With no lock on the door she is nervous about the extras. Sure she will do them knowing there is a big tip, but she just doesn't put the passion into it. Its not worth the hassle.

Sooner or later we should be able to get some decent AMPs. I mean a top notch massage and HE from cute young Asians under 50. Not light rubdowns from Asian great grandmas. I'm pretty sure FS AMPs would never get past LEO in Wisconsin.

I'm just not into chubby girls. Big Red, Russian ending Ann, Hales Corners gals near China Inn, the Miller Park dog pound, and the two ton Trantra tag teams.

I miss my tiny Thai! Come back! I'll pay double!

Well I did it. And I was disappointed once again. The fantasizing, buildup and anticipation was fun though. But you guys were right. Milwaukee is a waste of time when it comes to that. I didn't even get to flip over even though the guy said "full body" massage. They also made me put on special towel shorts. It was basically a towel with buttons. That was the best part of the massage. She did spend a lot of time standing in the front of the headrest, though. Since I was face-down the entire hour, I got a lot of foot action. That was a good thing.

The massage was ok but I wouldn't pay $75 plus tip again.

The therapist was pretty enough but there was another one who was smokin' hot! I really wanted that girl.

Here is why I won't be back: The place was busy with American women! When I walked in the place, I should've turned right around and walked back out! But I couldn't? My small head made me follow through and tricked me into believing I could get somewhere with the girl!

All eyes were on me as I entered the joint like it was some sort of private club. No men allowed! I swear they were all thinking the same thing like,"Oh, that must be the perv who wants an asian massage!"

What made it worse was arriving ten minutes early and having to sit with the other women in the waiting area. Then, when it was my turn, the asian dude announced,"Ok, are you ready for your massage?" Every eye was on me as we marched to the massage room which was just off to the left for everyone to see me and get a good physical description of me just in case they had to call the police! I know that's what they were thinking. It was very uncomfortable. I twitched my neck a couple of times and rubbed my shoulder just to play it off like I was in pain! LOL!

No way will I go back. The girl said they were always very busy. We started 15 minutes late and she left the room as soon as the buzzer went off."Ok. All done!" And she fled. I got dressed slowly because I knew as soon as I opened that door about 15 women were going to eyeball me again. She was waiting for me at the register and it was a long, long walk. Then the asian dude said,"So, how was the massage? Feel better?" That asshole knew!

Lefty,

Your report is spot on and thanks for the video on you tube . Really takes me back to Thailand. And, yes, Lefty, I miss her too but she ain't coming back so we got to get past that. When will Milwaukee wake up and realize there is a need for some nice looking and responsive massage girls?

Bones out

[QUOTE=MrBones; 1426526]Lefty,

Your report is spot on and thanks for the video on you tube. Really takes me back to Thailand. And, yes, Lefty, I miss her too but she ain't coming back so we got to get past that. When will Milwaukee wake up and realize there is a need for some nice looking and responsive massage girls?

Bones out[/QUOTE]You're right, she ain't coming back. But she will be missed. Pleasant personality, had firm boundaries until near the end. She could have milked me for thousands and she refused to cross the line. If I could have an hour with her with just a nude HE or a a FS session at a top AMP, I'd pick her over the AMP. Always nice spending time with a friend.

Jefferino. Sounds like Beauty Luxor at Grand Avenue.

What you are asking for in vietnamese is "suc suc" pronounced souk souk which is HE More that that is NOT on the menu here, likely won't be. They are not embarrased if you ask.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1426945]You're right, she ain't coming back. But she will be missed. Pleasant personality, had firm boundaries until near the end. She could have milked me for thousands and she refused to cross the line. If I could have an hour with her with just a nude HE or a a FS session at a top AMP, I'd pick her over the AMP. Always nice spending time with a friend.

Jefferino. Sounds like Beauty Luxor at Grand Avenue.[/QUOTE]

So wait – are we talking about Beauty Luxor or the salon on North? LOL.

[QUOTE=Redimac;1427492]What you are asking for in vietnamese is "suc suc" pronounced souk souk which is HE More that that is NOT on the menu here, likely won't be. They are not embarrased if you ask.[/QUOTE]