Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, based on reviews here I took the plunge at 1760. All was good until the end...

So, I go in and the mamasan, who was young, asked if I had called ahead. I said I didn't she said ok. I asked for maggie or sophia but she said something like "no call ahead, they not here!" Ok, settle down. $70 for the hr.

I was lead to the back asked if I wanted table shower, which I did, and got undressed and waited to be lead to the TS. "Casey" came to get me. She was mid 30's not ugly but not great 5 on the asian scale. Small up top, flat on the bottom but, whatever. Nice table shower, cleaned the right parts but nothing crazy. Back to the room we go. She starts an average massage and I let my hands roam OTC on the bottom, no complaints but couldn't get into paradise valley only got to roam her butt. After 10 min she mentions something about her back hurting so I offer to give her a rub. She gets on the table and I start to rub her. I think this is going alright. She seemed pleased and said everything was good. I had her shirt lifted but she wouldn't let me unhook the bra or rub anywhere more "private" 10 min of that and its back to me on the table.

Massage finishes, with light teasing before the flip, HE on the flip and all is well. I get dressed and give her $40 (normally, I leave it on a table upfront before the massage but there was none). She looked at me like I called her a racial slur. She said huh, just $40. This pissed me off like you wouldn't believe. First of all, its a tip for service. You are not entitled to it. Second, nothing she did was anywhere above average and finally, I massaged her for 10-15 min!! WTF? I kinda pushed back at her and said "what? That's not enough?" "$40 is standard" she responded "oh no its ok" but she was pissed. F her. I think I'd like to try maggie or sohpia but I see her again, I'm walking.

YMMV.

Stay safe.

Wow, Just in incredible. Best Bodyrub out there. She is flat out awesome. Nice massage and body glide. Only a small piece of cloth in between what would be considered a screw. Rubs her see's across your chest and grinds. Same with back. Every time I go back it gets better. Finished with a nice hot shower. She has cut down her times due to school but says she is going to get back at it full time soon .15. Gets you an hour. Just G string which was lost during massage. Keep trying if you haven't seen her.

This is my first review. I have been this place twice times. First of all, I am Asian so I know Asians age exactly. I think There are three girls. First time I got massage from ugly girl (about 50 ish and wearing blue T-shirt). The massage was good and teasing was good however so ugly and 50 ish! Gosh. Second time, I chose Meggie who is highly reviewed and some guy said she is 20 ish so I was very expected. However she was 40 ish or 50 ish and has bimaxillary protrusion. She is spinner I agree with that thing but I disagree things that she is pretty. Anyway her massage was very good nice technique and praised a lot. Here is the things, I think we all have different standard of beauty but in my eyes they all ugly and old... I also have been Chinese wellness center and AMP near KFC but they were also very old and ugly in my eyes. I will never go Asian AMP.

Thanks.

P.S. Could you please recommend any massage or nuru not Asian? IF you pm me I am so appreciative of your help.

I showed up this evening, asked for Maggie and was told that she was busy and to come back in an hour. Which I did.

It was worth the wait. Went for the hour massage with TS. She did not disappoint! The massage was the best I have ever had and with respect to the flip, let's just say I have never left an AMP happier. I will return. .70 and .50 tip and it was well worth it. PM me if you're interested in further details.

[QUOTE=GuitarGuy1000;2051270]Go back to posts starting at #691 for some comments and info on this one. YMMV! Good luck![/QUOTE]Thank you guitarguy. I went and saw her and here is my experience:

Good: nice person, didn't bother about donation and took it at the end, , not a clock watcher and in ok shape with nice tities.

Bad: Poor massageskills. She started talking the moment she saw me and would never stop. I participated in the conversation for the first 15 min but couldn't keep up and switched to cursory "yes" and "hmhmm" but she wouldn't stop. It may appear that she is highly intelligent but don't think so IMHO. She said flip over and said "now I will shut up and time for you to enjoy" but didn't follow through. No sensuality whatsoever. Her tone reminded me of "buttbead"! But the deed was finally done. My skin felt really soft and nice.

YMMV I guess but I thought she liked me.

No disrespect but if you think the pictures in the ads are the actual woman your in for a let down. There is no way Maggie is 40-50 or even 30. I found her cute and a great massage. Also the second girl in the rotation is pretty as well. Then there is a Wildebeest. If you think they are all 50 and ugly, outside the AM P'S their going to look 100.

[QUOTE=NKimFk;2053691]This is my first review. I have been this place twice times. First of all, I am Asian so I know Asians age exactly. I think There are three girls. First time I got massage from ugly girl (about 50 ish and wearing blue T-shirt). The massage was good and teasing was good however so ugly and 50 ish! Gosh. Second time, I chose Meggie who is highly reviewed and some guy said she is 20 ish so I was very expected. However she was 40 ish or 50 ish and has bimaxillary protrusion. She is spinner I agree with that thing but I disagree things that she is pretty. Anyway her massage was very good nice technique and praised a lot. Here is the things, I think we all have different standard of beauty but in my eyes they all ugly and old... I also have been Chinese wellness center and AMP near KFC but they were also very old and ugly in my eyes. I will never go Asian AMP.

Thanks.

P.S. Could you please recommend any massage or nuru not Asian? IF you pm me I am so appreciative of your help.[/QUOTE]

I saw Maggie this morning for the first time. She's HOT by local AMP standards! Total spinner. One of my better experiences, and pretty open minded. I'd go back again and again for her and / or Sophia. I'm hoping I can do better as a "regular". Best AMP in the area (but I haven't had the wildebeest yet)!

Seniors PM with questions.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago and vCard wrote a review on the BP advertisers section. I advised against seeing her as the experience was sub par all around. You reinforced that.

[QUOTE=DirtyHary;2054030]Thank you guitarguy. I went and saw her and here is my experience:

Good: nice person, didn't bother about donation and took it at the end, , not a clock watcher and in ok shape with nice tities.

Bad: Poor massageskills. She started talking the moment she saw me and would never stop. I participated in the conversation for the first 15 min but couldn't keep up and switched to cursory "yes" and "hmhmm" but she wouldn't stop. It may appear that she is highly intelligent but don't think so IMHO. She said flip over and said "now I will shut up and time for you to enjoy" but didn't follow through. No sensuality whatsoever. Her tone reminded me of "buttbead"! But the deed was finally done. My skin felt really soft and nice.

YMMV I guess but I thought she liked me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NYStateOfMind;2054440]I saw her a couple of weeks ago and vCard wrote a review on the BP advertisers section. I advised against seeing her as the experience was sub par all around. You reinforced that.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few weeks ago, too and I agree with you and guitarguy. I had the exact same experience, Talks incessantly. After the flip, I finally had to to tell her to quiet down as she was killing the mood. The quiet did not last long. That was my second time there and the first time was no different.

No need to go a third time.

Sorry for not posting for a while, but I have been crushed at work.

I stick to girls who offer sensual massage and I have to say that we are severely lacking in that market compared to downstate. Here are my experiences with a few of the local providers:

Trisha in Rensselaer. She doesn't advertise on BP or CL. She is a little on the heavy side and has a very butch look. The experience can vary wildly. Not really a massage as it get erotic right away (when it's good) and keeps teasing the whole time. She has given me one of the most erotic massages I have ever gotten and she has also left me very wanting. Her mood dictates it all. If she is happy I am sure you will be too, if not leave right away. The donation usually is $ for about 45 minutes, but she has asked me for twice that on occasion for no reason I could tell. When that happened I declined and she relented back to the original price. I haven't seen her in a while as the experience was lacking 2 times in a row. Thinking about trying her again and will let you know how it goes if I do.

Tracey in East Greenbush. Advertises on BP with "dry cracked skin" and "mind and body". Tracey appears to be in her mid to late 40's, but has I pretty nice body. This woman is completely crazy. She talks all the time. Most of the time it's about how the government is out to get you. She thinks she has the intellect of a college professor, but is simply nuts. That being said, she is a sweet person who tries to please you. The massage is not really a massage. Just applying lotion on you. Not really relaxing or erotic. On the flip she strips to her panties and you get a HJ / BBJ finish. Damages are .9 + .40 tip for the hour.

Nikki in Albany. Nikki use to advertise on BP, but I haven't seen an ad in a while. She gets a room in one of the better hotels on Washington ave when she is in town. Nikki is a black woman in her 30's. A little heavy, but not fat. Her massage is a real massage, it's just not anywhere as good as downstate. Close to what you get at green or golden sunny. On the flip you get a CBJ which is pretty good. Damages are $.2 for the hour.

Megan in Clifton Park. Advertises on BP all the time "put a little spring your step". She's in her mid 40's, has fake tits and a fake tan. This provider will not stop talking ever. Mostly complaints about her life and family. Blah blah blah. It's horrible. The massage is far from a massage and the finish sucks. Not worth it at all. I have no idea why I go back every other year hoping that it will get better. It never does.

Hope to meet with Anglea in Clifton Park soon and will review as soon as I do.

I can't find the contact info for Chole, so if you do, please I'm me.

Thanks.

Hello All.

I wanted to let everyone know I have seen Maggie (#1760 Central Ave, AMP) now going on 6 times. Each and every time she performs like a RockStar! She is supper friendly, loves the otc touching and is getting prgressively better at the Actual Massage. Last night she was actually on top of my back sliding her knees up and down. Felt amazing. She finishes with an Incredible HE and gives a freaking amazing PM. I have yet to convince her to come home with me. But I will apologize in advance if she ever takes me up on my offer. Because she won't be doing this anymore. Lmao!!

NiceGuy69.

Went to see Maggie at 1760 and this is the 1st. Time I meet Papisan at the door. I said I had an appointment with Maggie and he tells me he needs to see ID. I told him I'm closer to 31 than 21 and my wallet is in the car, which I do every time I go to AMP. I told him it's my 4th time here and he still insisted to see I'd. I said screw it I'll go somewhere else.

Maggie was standing there and gave me a sad look. I think Papisan has a relationship with her I think. Oh well.

And since when do you need ID to get a massage? It's not like they are serving Liquor.

[QUOTE=PencilPusher1;2062196]Went to see Maggie at 1760 and this is the 1st. Time I meet Papisan at the door. I said I had an appointment with Maggie and he tells me he needs to see ID. I told him I'm closer to 31 than 21 and my wallet is in the car, which I do every time I go to AMP. I told him it's my 4th time here and he still insisted to see I'd. I said screw it I'll go somewhere else.

Maggie was standing there and gave me a sad look. I think Papisan has a relationship with her I think. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PencilPusher1;2062647]And since when do you need ID to get a massage? It's not like they are serving Liquor.[/QUOTE]Ask them for a copy of the massage therapist's license.

Gents,

By now we know the details of 1760. I'll just report that yesterday I experienced the talents of Sophia (after asking for maggie or sophia). A much better experience than my first time here.

Standard fare, .70 for hour with TS (table shower, not TransSexual LOL) this time a tip of 50.

Stay safe.