I'm surprised as any to read this. I'm trying to reach him and let him know that we all hope he recovers ok. If I find out anything, I'll post it here.
Shadow, the world is a richer place because of you.
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I'm surprised as any to read this. I'm trying to reach him and let him know that we all hope he recovers ok. If I find out anything, I'll post it here.
Shadow, the world is a richer place because of you.
It was brought to my attention that Shadow's bus accident was more of him finding himself under the bus rather than anything more serious. While it seems the next generation was involved, his counselling was more of just a verbal concern for their future welfare. I apologize for any confusion that my earlier report might have caused, but rest assured that Shadow has reported that he has a full-time staff to tend to any maladies he may have suffered from the genesis of this "spoof".
Take care all.
P.S. We all miss your posts Shadow.
[QUOTE=SchMighty;3091657]It was brought to my attention that Shadow's bus accident was more of him finding himself under the bus rather than anything more serious. While it seems the next generation was involved, his counselling was more of just a verbal concern for their future welfare. I apologize for any confusion that my earlier report might have caused, but rest assured that Shadow has reported that he has a full-time staff to tend to any maladies he may have suffered from the genesis of this "spoof".
Take care all.
P.S. We all miss your posts Shadow.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking the time to update us.
-SH.
In my continuing quest to help us all educate ourselves, I humbly submit the following translations for commonly used terminology (none of it original, courtesy of TheOldMan in southern FL):
Slender: Drug use causes me to lose weight.
Slender Mature: Pancake tits.
Curvy: Fat with some flab.
Thick: Fat with a big ass.
Thick & Curvy: Obese.
If there are five photos, the one where she is the heaviest and least attractive is closest to her current appearance.
Upscale: Trying to charge more than I am worth.
Generous Gentlemen: Fools who will pay more than I am worth.
Not a Clock Watcher: Does not offer quick visits.
Your Time is Valuable: Has you leave as soon as you nut.
Open-minded: Will do Greek and FS for an upcharge.
Adult Actress: Had a SW experience caught on iPhone and uploaded to PornHub.
Outcalls Only: My baby daddy lives in my trailer.
420 Friendly: Bring me weed and I'll pretend to give you a discount or special favors.
This is not an offer of prostitution: This IS an offer of prostitution.
Older Gentlemen Preferred: You have more money and like to fuck young girls so much you will spend more than the young guys.
Private and discreet incall: I have sheets tacked up over my windows in my trailer.
"Ready to COME over?" I hope you are quick and then get out.
Classy: Good chance you won't be robbed.
My pictures are real: I reversed the images and cropped them so you won't find them from the internet site I stole them by using Google Image Search.
AMP; All New Girls: All new photos from the internet.
AMP; Under New Management: You won't know, all Asians look alike.
AMP; Grand Opening: Same place, same tired women, new business cards.
AMP: Young Girls All answer to Mama-San.
24/7 When my phone isn't shut off.
Always available I have a very bad drug habit.
No Black Men Other than my baby daddy.
Kinky My roommate is sleeping on the other bed.
Attentive To my cell phone during sex.
Ask about our two-girl special We need to take breaks to shoot up.
Mature and Sexy Old and tired.
Back in town I have an outstanding warrant in Broward County.
One Day Only Can't afford another ad.
Newbie Got another phone number and another girl's pics I can use.
You Deserve My Attention As does my phone.
Low Mileage It's loose because of babies.
Always Satisfying Because there is no such thing as a bad blowjob.
You will be AMAZED Because there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob.
I have a mouth like no other I had to have all my teeth pulled due to my drug habit.
My pictures are REAL. My pictures are OLD.
Two Girl Special Neither of us can make it on our own and if you only choose one, she will be there on her phone gabbing during your time.
Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.
-SH.
And to think, there are people who borrow money and pay interest on it, and get Professors not near as wise as you.
[QUOTE=TheSwampHawk;3093957]In my continuing quest to help us all educate ourselves, I humbly submit the following translations for commonly used terminology (none of it original, courtesy of TheOldMan in southern FL):
Slender: Drug use causes me to lose weight.
Slender Mature: Pancake tits.
Curvy: Fat with some flab.
Thick: Fat with a big ass.
Thick & Curvy: Obese.
If there are five photos, the one where she is the heaviest and least attractive is closest to her current appearance.
Upscale: Trying to charge more than I am worth.
Generous Gentlemen: Fools who will pay more than I am worth.
Not a Clock Watcher: Does not offer quick visits.
Your Time is Valuable: Has you leave as soon as you nut.
Open-minded: Will do Greek and FS for an upcharge.
Adult Actress: Had a SW experience caught on iPhone and uploaded to PornHub.
Outcalls Only: My baby daddy lives in my trailer.
420 Friendly: Bring me weed and I'll pretend to give you a discount or special favors.
This is not an offer of prostitution: This IS an offer of prostitution.
Older Gentlemen Preferred: You have more money and like to fuck young girls so much you will spend more than the young guys.
Private and discreet incall: I have sheets tacked up over my windows in my trailer.
"Ready to COME over?" I hope you are quick and then get out.
Classy: Good chance you won't be robbed.
My pictures are real: I reversed the images and cropped them so you won't find them from the internet site I stole them by using Google Image Search.
AMP; All New Girls: All new photos from the internet.
AMP; Under New Management: You won't know, all Asians look alike.
AMP; Grand Opening: Same place, same tired women, new business cards.
AMP: Young Girls All answer to Mama-San.
24/7 When my phone isn't shut off.
Always available I have a very bad drug habit.
No Black Men Other than my baby daddy.
Kinky My roommate is sleeping on the other bed.
Attentive To my cell phone during sex.
Ask about our two-girl special We need to take breaks to shoot up.
Mature and Sexy Old and tired.
Back in town I have an outstanding warrant in Broward County.
One Day Only Can't afford another ad.
Newbie Got another phone number and another girl's pics I can use.
You Deserve My Attention As does my phone.
Low Mileage It's loose because of babies.
Always Satisfying Because there is no such thing as a bad blowjob.
You will be AMAZED Because there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob.
I have a mouth like no other I had to have all my teeth pulled due to my drug habit.
My pictures are REAL. My pictures are OLD.
Two Girl Special Neither of us can make it on our own and if you only choose one, she will be there on her phone gabbing during your time.
Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.
-SH.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wyghost;3103289]And to think, there are people who borrow money and pay interest on it, and get Professors not near as wise as you.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm just an educator who has all why'all's best interests at heart!
(Still funny, and more true than I'd like!
HH, SS,
-SH.
And there was a full-scale cop crew in the parking lot. Went to 9 news and they reported a woman was fatally shot around 3:00 am Saturday morning (10-15-2016). Tonight 4 news identified the gal, known by friends as Nay-Nay. She looks sort of familiar, but I never met her. They shown a picture of her that I include here. RIP Nay-Nay.
This board SUCKS without Shadow.
I can't get to DEN enough lately to contribute much. Some of us are understandably layin' low, UTR, or just don't want to share good stuff with ungrateful people.
Whatever combination of things it is, I hope Shadow changes his mind and shares his wisdom and conquests with us again.
HH, SS,
-SH.
Thank you to the board members who helped me clarify the cross streets on Colfax. Landed at 11 AM today and before I headed to Colo Springs decided to take a quick lap or two in the zone. Saw several out, one very cute near McDonalds but she crossed the street and was scooped. In my dream I found "Classy". A 25 ish or so AA girl near the AutoZone / Auto store not far from a hospital. She saw me look, she pointed around the corner and I drove around the block for the pickup. She pulled out her upper krimpets for me to feel to verify, she is ok. She wanted 4 for quick relief and I told her I could only do 2 and would bring her right back to the spot I scooped her at. She said if I don;'t take the wind out of her, she will do 2 for me. Found a parking lot, she put the cover on and boom 3 minutes later, she is happy and so am I. Nice dream. She had green sneakers on and was wearing all black. Had about 2 or 3 silver face piercings. Happy Hunting. Hope your dreams are as good.
Drove the fax strip today afternoon. Several possibilities including 1 HSA, and several BSW. Also multiple LEO around. Sitting in side streets of fax.
Play safe.
A.
[QUOTE=Atavish12;3122592]Drove the fax strip today afternoon. Several possibilities including 1 HSA, and several BSW. Also multiple LEO around. Sitting in side streets of fax.
Play safe.
A.[/QUOTE]We were short enough on reports BEFORE Shadow left. We need more updates, and appreciate yours.
HH, SS,
-SH.
There a few out tonight spread all the way to Peoria and back. LEO has shown its face but is not too bad.
Happy hunting.
Bumblebee.
Know those haunts well. Haven't gotten to town much, lately.
Thanks for sharing, keep up the good work.
HH, SS,
-SH.
[QUOTE=Bumblebee21;3127411]There a few out tonight spread all the way to Peoria and back. LEO has shown its face but is not too bad.
Happy hunting.
Bumblebee.[/QUOTE]