Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Into N Out;1156833]One could easily suggests taking his / her own advice. Sarcasm's function is to draw humiliation, or taunt, so to suggest that I ignore it is highly idealistic and frankly, unrealistic of anyone. Also, I don't recall asking anyone for a medical assessment (this would obviously require more than a vague narrative of my strip club experience) , and even had I asked, being that it was "a waste of time," it should have been something you (taking your own advice) completely ignored in the first place.[/QUOTE]This is a discussion group. Don't be so soft skinned or you will never last here, or the real world. LOL

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1155384]I was in the mood to see a parade of nekkid wimenz yesterday afternoon so I decided to visit DJVCOI for the first time in probably close to 2 years.

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I could only say mainly good things about this This place is almost comical on a late Saturday afternoon with superhot girls and many customers scattering all over the place. Haven't seen a MP this active since the glory days of Inglewood where the waiting rooms in a couple of the joints were packed like going to an appointment at Kaiser Permanente. Those places were always worth the wait! [/QUOTE]Cool to hear you had a good time. I like going here on mondays. Have the special and not lots of guys so I get plenty of attention. Have hooked up with a waitress here last year. Well wasnt cause I'm so hot and swave. More like she knows I have some cash. Anyway I do like this place.

As far as the drama, sheesh stop it. We joke and pick on everyone here. Its fun, don't take it so serious. If you want an answer to something you think is serious, I think Dr Phil has a website (in no way am I promoting a competing website Jackson) The guys that make this site a pain are the ones that go off on any kind of goof or slight insult. Making fun is ok but name calling sucks (which didn't happen). Only reason I'm sounding off on this is because I've been slammed by some A-holes over the years. They come and go. No big deal other then it takes the fun out of it. BTW, don't like it? Kiss my butt. That doesn't hurt right? Ok its over, what else is new.

[QUOTE=Cash Value; 1157952]Cool to hear you had a good time. I like going here on mondays. Have the special and not lots of guys so I get plenty of attention. Have hooked up with a waitress here last year. Well wasnt cause I'm so hot and swave. More like she knows I have some cash. Anyway I do like this place.

[/QUOTE]What "special" are you referring to on Mondays?

BTW, I want to ask again if anyone has any comments / reports about the super adorable Chinese spinner at DVCOI calling herself Susie? I had that inquiry buried in my long post and I realize that a huge number of members don't want to wade through long blab blab reports.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1158060]I realize that a huge number of members don't want to wade through long blab blab reports.[/QUOTE]That was a good report, man. Glad you had a good time. Been ages since I got any action at a strip club. We're talking HT days, getting BBBJ and cfs in the VIP loveseat. Wouldn't do that again though. Too expensive for what you get.

She's been there for years. Had fun with her in the topless room. Experience similar to yours-good grind but nothing too nasty.

She lost a lot of weight and can be a little out of it if you know what I mean.

Stay Well,

R Dawg.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1158060]What "special" are you referring to on Mondays?

BTW, I want to ask again if anyone has any comments / reports about the super adorable Chinese spinner at DVCOI calling herself Susie? I had that inquiry buried in my long post and I realize that a huge number of members don't want to wade through long blab blab reports. [/QUOTE]

Yeah I met her too. Had to keep feeding the machine 20's cause she's cute and got a great natural feeling rack. She giggled about how she and the girls say they are like robots and dance when money is put in the machine. Similar experience here though. Good grind, no mention of anything in particular and kind of indifferent overall. After she wandered and spaced out on her own.

Went to dvcoi first to check things out, as expected a million people in there so I decided to book it and head to synn. I don't have any regulars there and the talent pool is far from mind blowing so no need to stay, I don't get why it's so massively popular. It's a cheaper club but it's not must see or anything. But on to synn, I tried out 3 girls and all of them were low mileage. First was bianca, kind of a barbied up latina with pretty face and nice fake rack, second was cassie, a slim latina but a gorgeous face and body nice tattoo on her right arm. I think I said no to both girls the first time around, and the second time around they did the upsell and started rubbing on me and so I decided to give it a try. Both were very tame low mileage dances, neither would let me suck their nipples or anything like that. Both girls were gorgeous but the dances were terrible by our standards. The third girl was shayla I think, a natural big tittied brunette. Not the prettiest girl but she was definitely better, little more touching, pulled my shirt up and put her body and butt against it. That's the kind of stuff I appreciate but she still wouldn't let me suck on her things.

Overall it was one of the more disappointing trips to any strip club I can remember, what happened to the strip clubs around here? I wasn't even looking for full service or anything, just some decent mileage and got nothing. I first went to synn 2 years ago and the talent pool was top notch and the girls were all over you once you walked in the door. Now it's a completely different group of girls and it's a snoozefest. I just can't see myself coming back here, maybe to try the evening shift. Man I miss the days of imperial showgirls in Pico Rivera, got FS for $.50 anytime and the talent and mileage was top notch. You can't get a VIP for $.50 anymore. Maybe I'll try paradise next time, problem is VIP is 3.

Friend coming in from out of state. Special request.

Which club in COI has the youngest, thinnest, white women?

Or can you recommend a different club or place to go to for that?

[QUOTE=King Lucky; 1158744]Friend coming in from out of state. Special request.

Which club in COI has the youngest, thinnest, white women?

Or can you recommend a different club or place to go to for that? [/QUOTE]COI, probably Rhino.

Other than that, OC clubs. Taboo, CG Anaheim, maybe others. But the mileage will be lower.

LA may have some good bets too.

[QUOTE=King Lucky; 1158744]Friend coming in from out of state. Special request.

Which club in COI has the youngest, thinnest, white women?

Or can you recommend a different club or place to go to for that? [/QUOTE]That is a scarce commodity in SoCal stripclubs. I think the best you could do is to focus on places that fancy themselves "gentleman's clubs" and I'm not talking about the chain that calls itself "Gentleman's Club". DVCOI is your best bet in COI. They have a mix of everything including younger thinner caucasoids. Sticking with the Deja Vu chain, their club in North Hollywood is pretty well stocked with young thin lookers, a decent percentage of whom are caucasoids and the mileage isn't bad. 4Play in West Hollywood is a venue featuring lookers but lower mileage than the DV clubs. The Spearmint Rhino / Rouge chain tries to staff a variety of lookers but I personally find these clubs too greedy and don't patronize them. So SR is probably your 2nd best bet in COI if you don't mind burning money. However, all SR clubs are so dark that you really can't see the girls anyway to know if they're hot or hideous, much less distinguish their ethnicity. In fact, its so fucking dark you can't really be sure that they are girls no matter how wide they spread their legs on stage. They are all girls I'm sure, you just can't necessarily tell that they are. The club now known as Bare Elegance in Van Nuys has traditionally had a nice group of lookers from all ethnicities, but I haven't been there in too long to know about what to expect right now. My guess is the quality has held up. Latinas of all skin colors and body types and all ages are predominant in the local SCs these days, and that works for me anyway.

Has anyone done a VIP with a black dancer who works at synn during the daytime. Anyone info on her will determine if worth the expensive VIP. She promises a lot but don't know if she wil rip you off

I would agree with some other posters. If you are looking for young, thin, and hot with a mix of white and a few Asian. 4Play in west Los Angeles has great eye candy. Most are good dancers also. Lap dance and VIP are expensive and low mileage, however.

COI has all ethnic groups and body types. A few are hot, most are not. I've had a few dancers at Deja Vu cajole me in to dance and I couldn't wait for it to be over I found them to be so not sexy. Almost made me decide to become a monk.

[QUOTE=King Lucky; 1158744]Friend coming in from out of state. Special request.

Which club in COI has the youngest, thinnest, white women?

Or can you recommend a different club or place to go to for that? [/QUOTE]

Anybody know where the asian chicks from HT are dancing now, such as Dee, Baby, Kitty, Mary. And for non-asians, Alyssa?

We hit up DV Saturday night in N Hollywood cause we were told it was decent.

3 dances with Luscious, Riley, and Ashley.

Luscious looks like a Lady Gaga impersonator and her dance sucked.

Ashley looked like a skinny hawaiian chick with a white girl face, dance was good, but nothing special, would repeat.

Riley is Italian and Irish, and is skinny with a great body, kind of awkward face, total ROB. Promised the world, provided nothing. No roaming while dancing. Said she doesn't like being touched. Then why is she giving lap dances?

Will try some of the other places recommended before he leaves on Thursday. Thanks guys!

There's a Lesson and sum rules in here somewhere.

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I ran Strip clubs successfully for over 3 years, as well as an Escort Service &

Adult BROAD-casting over internet studios each over a year. And have consulted.

For Adult Ent biz all over the planet, and dated Bad Girls_Models, Escorts, Strippers, etc.

Exclusively for the same time frames (last 18 years solid. And sporadically before that).

There are alot of real hot & real sweet girls in the Game. But not all! And here's sum.

News: "B-s Lie", wherthewr in the game or not. I know that is news to sum of you.

At the 1st sign of upsell & stories to get money (I. E."got to pay the rent & am short",

Car broken, mama or baby sick etc etc) , I am on to the next prospect. After sayin

Sumthin like:

"Go after the tourists Baby, that means all those PL's who aint been in this Game.

And really played the Game. Theyll buy you whatever they can just to get yer.

Affection, I aint your kinda client".

I rent I don't lease or buy, I buy the milk. Not the cow. And let others.

Maintain it! I pay the time and mileage, and earn my "good Driver"

Discounts. And "frequent flyer" BONE-us miles. But I don't try to own it to.

Bone it.

If you're obsessed with a chick, its going to cost ya. Gold or genetalia or both!

If you believe all their stories, you musta voted for Obama too! Boo Hoo, get.

Over it, you were fooled. Hope & Change aint going to save yer arse. Wake up and.

Sniff the coochie!