Strip Club Reports

My report about my Nogales adventure is on the Nogales forum. But, before I went, I stopped at a local Tucson club because one of my regulars was in heat and demanded I service her. I love it when a woman's hormones overtake her sex drive. In this case, it was an opportunity I'd experienced many times previously with this dancer and I knew I didn't want to miss it. And, it was a freebie. So, knowing it might affect my Nogales "readiness," I succumbed to her desire and let her, literally, have her way with me. As usual in these situations, she was an animal and the sex was outrageously off-the-scale. I blew a nut after she came three times so I knew I'd probably only have one climax at my disposal for Nogales. Read on at the Nogales forum.

Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist] But, before I went, I stopped at a local Tucson club...
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So, knowing it might affect my Nogales "readiness," I succumbed to her desire and let her, literally, have her way with me. As usual in these situations, she was an animal and the sex was outrageously off-the-scale. I blew a nut after she came three times so I knew I'd probably only have one climax at my disposal for Nogales. [/QUOTE]I swear I busted you and hypothecized this transgression on the Nogi board before I read this. I would have done the same,but where is the extra one you fucked for me?

LL

Sexhobbyist scored twice tonight. Seniors can PM for details.

Also, met up with Mythicbrew. The guy is an excellent monger of the best quality.

Sexhobbyist

Well, after staying out of the clubs for a week or so I ventured in yesterday afternoon to see who was in. While it was a busy afternoon I was able to still get attention from just about any dancer I wanted (one of my regular dancers told me that even though it looked busy most of the guys weren't getting dances).

I chose my dancers well yesterday as it was a double score (and almost the trifecta)! Maybe staying away for a week gives me more appeal? Nah, I think there were a lot of horny dancers yesterday!!! My first score planted herself in my lap before I even rec'd my drinks and whispered in my ear that she had decided she wanted to ride me as soon as she got off stage. I had barely recovered when I saw my next opportunity standing at the bar. I went over to see when we could play and she was due to go on stage so I had to wait two songs. No worries (truth be told I could use a few more minutes to regain composure, lol). Once in VIP she made it instantly clear she was as horny as she could be. Though she was short on time (end of her shift) we went the distance to send her home happy. The third, and last, little lady I had eyed on my way into VIP and was hoping to catch her later. We started with some very, very nice floor dances and then decided to move to VIP after her stage set (is there a pattern here?). VIP was excellent but just short of the holy grail. Some coaxing here and she might deliver as well. Needless to say I left yesterday afternoon quite fulfilled (or empty depending on how you look at it)!

Established mongers may PM for more details...

K4me

Just want to add a followup to a previous report regarding temperance in reporting on this particular thread.

Required reading is SH's report on his adventures in Nogales.

Reading his report serves as a reminder that this guy has achieved goals that many of us dream of. He has set new standards for strip club mongering and continues to prove his abilities whether in Tucson or Nogales.

In spite of his advantages (enormous dick and wallet), the man deserves an immense amount of credit for his contributions to the USG. I believe that his accounts of his experiences are completely reliable (... as complete fiction of course :) )

As I see it Sexhobbyist is in control of this USG thread. He will need to decide how best to influence others who participate in the local hobby.

I wish him well.

DN

Hey SH,

It was great meeting up with you as well. While I arrived after you completed your adventures and didn't stay long since I was taking my favorita out of the club, I enjoyed our talk immensely. You are a genuine guy and a top-notch monger. You are good to the ladies and they are good to you! 8^)

I've had a very busy work week and so haven't been in the clubs since meeting up with you but I'm looking forward to meeting up with you again, swapping more stories, and thoroughly enjoying our monger adventures.

Later,

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Sexhobbyist scored twice tonight. Seniors can PM for details.

Also, met up with Mythicbrew. The guy is an excellent monger of the best quality.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

Made a lunchtime visit into the CS today. Pretty slow overall but a very good ratio of dancers to guys. Even some new faces to try out with some interesting accents (Peru and France if I'm not mistaken). Things were starting to pick up when I left to go back to work.

Fortunately I could return to work with a smile on my face thanks to the company of a couple of lovely ladies. Great floor dances from Tommy and Italy. Check 'em out if you get the chance.

Looks like times are still good in the local clubs...

There's a club in town that features dancers with gorgeous hardbodies. If you're into the voluptuous, full-figured woman, then go to TD's West. There you'll have your pick of the wasp-waisted, apple-bottom, slightly pudgy female pulchritude. I'm not being critical. I like that type myself once in a while, but not as a steady diet. But, if you want hardbodies who know how to entertain you, then there is another club in town where the women are drop-dead beautiful and they have bodies that have been sculpted into pleasurable physiques. It's obvious these women know how to take care of themselves and their main asset. And, they know how to take care of the customers. Their VIP room could very well be the best in town when considering the talent, ambiance, and services. Yes, I did say that. (Other popular Tucson clubs can claim two of the three criteria.) Sexhobbyist recommends the "Club With No Name," hereafter known as CWNN. Senior members can PM for details including dancer names and bonus material. The dilemma is to name the club and have it become another swamp like CS (sigh) or to keep it discreet and enjoy the experience without the carnival atmosphere. I'm willing to share with notable senior members who have exhibited discretion.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]I'm willing to share with notable senior members who have exhibited discretion.[/QUOTE]Hot shit! That's me! I ain't ashamed if you get a glimpse of little LL as he is sliding into the dancers twat... So I guess that makes me an exhibitionist--just like SH said. Plus, I use almost all of my discretionary income for ho's...

It's been a busy two days.

AP- Visited Agua Prieta Monday night. The usual fare at the Flamingo. "Nossy" FS GFE and tons of motivation to go along with it.

CL- Used Craigslist or was it TucsonBackPage and called Coby. She's a young, nice, thin & attractive latina. Went to here house, one that she is sharing with several other providers (trashy place in OK neighborhood). We went straight to her room and discussed the donation $$. The fact that she was drunk and high, along with the filth of the place led me to offer $. She refused and I made my get away.

CS- Headed directly to THE CS, and arrived just about the time the lunch crowd was leaving (1300), had a few 2 for 1 drinks, reviewed the working girls, and tipped a few dancers on stage. I must say that there was one girl in particular that caught my interest. She was give table dance of the likes I'd never seen before. HOT HOT HOT She had more moves than any lady I'd ever seen. Twisting, turning, humping. All the while shoving & grinding her tight little snapper into some POOR guys face. I wanted to rescue the fellow monger, but alas he was destined. I kept waiting, hoping, hell even praying that she'd give the poor guy a break so he could come up for air, and maybe just maybe I'd get to be her next victim. As it turns out, the guy out last me and my two, two-4-one rounds of drinks.

As luck would have it, while I was at the bar getting my third round of Diet Cokes, I was approached by S*l*n*. Attractive, hard-bodied, dark-headed gal. She must have recognized my SexHobbyists designer attire (easy access shorts with shirt-tail hanging out), as she took the necessary hand-on approach that indicated to me that we NEEDED to go the VIP. NOW!

She lived up to my fullest expectations, and had I been grading her performance, she would have received an A+ with extra credit. Afterward, I was a little surprised when she asked if I wanted her phone number.

I had a VERY (exact) experience the week prior with B*l*a. Performance and phone number.

SH, once again, thanks for sharing. It works if you work it, as they say.

I must concur with Chica on S*l*n*. I happened in last week and hadn't even been served my beer before she was in my ear, on my lap, up my shorts, and in my face with "let's go to the VIP, right now! ". Whoa! Talk about service with a smile. She's amazing. I was just sorry I didn't have more time. Well. Not that I *needed* more time, but a second trip to the VIP could have been fun! But then, I guess we can't all be SH.

[QUOTE=Amorist1]I must concur with Chica on S*l*n*. I happened in last week and hadn't even been served my beer before she was in my ear, on my lap, up my shorts, and in my face with "let's go to the VIP, right now! ". Whoa! Talk about service with a smile. She's amazing. I was just sorry I didn't have more time. Well. Not that I *needed* more time, but a second trip to the VIP could have been fun! But then, I guess we can't all be SH.[/QUOTE]

Senior members know that I have been recommending S*l*n* for years (and without the asterisks). She is one of only a few on my "MUST try" list. Enough said.
Sexhobbyist

32 daytime dancers at CS on Monday.
40 daytime dancers at CS on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
Variety is the spice of life.
Variety keeps Sexhobbyist happy. And busy.

Went to TDE today. Great dances from Sierra, Destiny, and Sugar. Destiny was especially good although the others came through with their usualy quatlity. Had a great time, would recommend checking it out.

I flaked out on the job today and spent some of the afternoon at the CS.

The lovely and amiable Amie was in attendance. Had a few dances there to warm me up. Absolutely beautiful lady, Amie is.

Rosie the door lady came by and I finally got that little sweetie lady in my lap. She has the most marvelous, smooth, skin. Nice dancer verruh nice oh yes...

I sat and drooled after Hennessey all afternoon but she is one busy lady. One of these days I'm gonna get to slurp on those nice bolt-ons.

I had lots and lots of dance offers. I tried to stick with what I know does work.