Massage Parlor Reports

Finished up a meeting in Hatfield a bit early yesterday and decided to use time to try out the Relax Spa. Great decision.

Marmasan met me at the door and led me to a room. She was the most upbeat cheerfull old lady I have ever met at a spa. (LOL even grabbed my ass as she ushered me into a room)

In came a nice looking 35ish yr old korean lady. She told me her name was Sandy and she was so so happy to see me. She asked if I wanted shower and I said yes. When she left to take fee back I undressed and put tip on the table. When Sandy came back and saw me undressed and semi erect, she giggled and gave me a hug, which became a grind and next thing I knew we where on the bed. Either she was very horny or a great actor, because she sat on my face and after a few minutes of DATY she shook with what felt like a real orgasm. She then spent much time on jr. With her tongue and mouth and we finished up doggy. She then thanked me and told me it was time for a shower. She gave me the best table shower I have ever had, massaging and relaxing every muscle in my body. She then spent much time and attention cleaning and teasing jr. Next it was off to the sauna, where usually they send you in and come back for you in a couple of minutes. To my surprise, Sandy came in and sat on my lap and cuddled with me in the sauna. Finally we went back to the room for a great massage. When she was finished she acted like she did not want me to leave but kept hugging me, carressing me and rubbing herself all over me. She said we where out of time, but as I was getting dresse she noticed that jr had woke up again and she started stroking and sucking me until I blasted again. She laughed and told me next time she will remember me and have to charge me for two times. I gave her another tip and thanked her for the best spa treatment I had ever received.

I will definately keep her in mind whenever I am in Hatfield area again.

Funny, I go by the Relax Spa on occasion and the lot is always bare. Not today, LOL!

I made my first visit to a Philly AMP last week (DC hobbyist). Went to FC and had a great time. I called ahead and made appointment although not necessary. Mamasan was hot, I thought she was my girl. She brought up to another level and then I tried to give her house fee (like in DC), but she said the girl would collect everything. J was my provider and was very hot. We went downstairs to the shower where there was a curtain separating the two stall, kind of weird to be that close to a fellow hobbyist. Shower was very good with proper time paid to the important spots. Back up to the room. The room did not have a massage table (like DC), but a double bed on the floor. I was excited. Massage was very good. There was a little ass play and groin massage too. While still on my stomach, she slipped her hand under me and was holding my junk while still rubbing my back with her hand and tits. The hand on my junk was warm and felt good. On the flip, she did a lot of licking and kissing of my rod, then put the cover on and started a CBJ. Starting to feel like I was going to blow, I asked if we could switch and I had a little DATY (totally shaved). After a little of that we started mish, then on our sides, then I pulled her down to the end of the bed and was able to kneel on the floor and do mish (bed was not on a frame). I told her I would finish is she got on top, which she did and rode it like a champ. She stayed on even after I was down and made sure every last drop was out. She cleaned me up and gave me a little more massage and my time was up. Lots of light kissing all through the session. No talk of $s, but I left to correct amount on the nightstand (Thanks to Ignacus and TheTiger for the pricing info!). Overall it was a great experience, I would repeat (the very next night!)

So I had to go again, this time mamasan said "I give you Cherry tonight". I told mamasan that next time I come I wanted her (we both laughed, but I would doher!). They were not that busy and I got the big room with the big bed at the end of the hall. "Holly Crap" I thought, this is great! In walks Cherry, off to the shower. I was the only one in the shower so lots of time spent in there, she wrings the cloth our on you (soap an water) and them gives you a little massage, felt real good. Back to the room to start massage, pretty good massage, but not as good as Js. On the flip, she startled my face and massaged my junk (her nice kitty was right in my face). Not as much oral as J before the cover went on, but when it did, is was a great CBJ. Before she started CJB, she already had the warm towel and wiped me down with that, first time for that and it felt real good. After the CBJ, she proceeded right to CG and I almost blew (my favorite position), so I laid her down and did a little DATY. We then did a little mish and then standing mish (this bed had a frame). She turned from side to side during standing mish, was pretty cool. Did a little Dog before returning to the CG for the big finish. She too stayed engaged until every drop was out. Overall another great experience. Each time on the way out mamasan asked if everything was alright, which I responded yes. Will repeat in two weeks, next time I am in Philly!

Later, BT3

[QUOTE=Fbtom]Funny, I go by the Relax Spa on occasion and the lot is always bare. Not today, LOL![/QUOTE]Sandy was bare.

I like the sign "parking in rear".

I happen to be in Philly on business and noticed several good reports on Fun City so I decided to pay a visit. Since I don't live in Philly it helped that I had visited CH2 a couple of years back. I phoned ahead and requested Cherry. I was quite pleased with her as many know she is very attractive. She provides a fabulous table shower..nearly lost it as she cleaned certain areas. Back in the room she provided a mediocre and brief massage but on the turn she moved into action quickly. A previous post mentioned that she somewhat follows a script which I can believe is true. She gave me a brief CBJ and then some CG followed by mish and doggie style with me standing while she was on the bed. The clincher though was when she pulled me on top of her on the bed with doggie and a unique angle. I lost it pretty quick after that. She cleaned me up and mentioned next time there would be "1 more time" meaning 2 rounds would be available. I guess I'll have to try back and see if she's true to her word. Overall, a great visit although total visit was barely more than 30 minutes.

Long time lurker, first time poster, glad to finally give something back.

With all of the Cherry talk, I figured I'd take one for the team and try someone else to increase the body of knowledge.

I took a little jaunt over to FC to see Vanessa, and the same cordiality was had at the greeting that many here have posted about already.

Vanessa herself is fairly pretty, very tiny but has what appeared to be a big birthmark on the outside of her left knee. I didn't even notice it until after the TS, and from the mish didn't feel anything out of the ordinary. Her English is passable, and she'll try to do as much small talk as she can, which is limited.

The TS and massage were great (a little rough for my taste, but I assume on par for most that enjoy that kind of thing), and she transitioned from the massage into the FS with some nice light touching with her fingertips and nails, to her very nice breasts and soft hair. All the while, even as far back as the TS she'd build up her moaning from little squeaks to full-on in time for the main act.

After the flip, she kept on with the touches and breast rub to perk up the ol' instrument and started a nice CBJ (although from some of my other experiences, I've decided that CBJs and I don't go well together). She did a lot of frenulum licking, which, combined with the moaning was definitely the redeemer. I felt like she rushed me after a couple of positions, but she felt really loose and I'm particularly a little more on the girthy side so that's saying a lot (again, drawing on professional and amateur experience). I wrapped things up in doggie but she had turned off the air before we started, so by that time I had really heated up. That's a personal thing with me, not really her fault, and she was certainly perceptive enough to turn it back on for the final stretch.

Face 7

Body 8

Service 5-6

So, overall decent, but I probably wouldn't repeat.

OK, before I post this, I have read through the reports, so I am not just posting a question before reading. In fact, I am a pretty active poster in the Philly/South Jersey region.

I have used escorts: Craigslist, eros.com, escorts.com, etc. I am very, very familiar with all of that. I know am very familiar with the SW scene. I post quite a bit about SWs in South Jersey and Philly. However, I am looking for something a little different. Are there any Russian Massage Parlors around? Are there any that have really attractive, young (18-25) employees? I am not looking for over the hill hags. Are there any where you can also enjoy a nice massage, not just the happy ending? I have heard about these places coming and going, but I have never been to one. Don't get me wrong, I have been to a few AMPs, just not these kind of joints.

I thought someone might have something they are unwilling to post in here because they don't want to blow up their favorite spot and get it shut down. I would be really appreciative if someone could send me a private message if they are not comfortable posting in here about their favorite spot.

Here is my second question. Are there any places where they have actual saunas? You know, steam rooms for men to hang out in, jacuzzis, large steam baths, etc. Something that is truly relaxing, not just a quick bust your nut with a broad that is barely interested, but somewhere to take a business associate, where we can discuss business over a beer and a steam bath. Then get showered, pampered,

If anyone PM's me, please do not feel like your help will be forgotten. I have a lot of hook ups in this area and will share freely. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ausstin]Finished up a meeting in Hatfield a bit early yesterday and decided to use time to try out the Relax Spa. Great decision.

Marmasan met me at the door and led me to a room. She was the most upbeat cheerfull old lady I have ever met at a spa. (LOL even grabbed my ass as she ushered me into a room)

In came a nice looking 35ish yr old korean lady. She told me her name was Sandy and she was so so happy to see me. She asked if I wanted shower and I said yes. When she left to take fee back I undressed and put tip on the table. When Sandy came back and saw me undressed and semi erect, she giggled and gave me a hug, which became a grind and next thing I knew we where on the bed. Either she was very horny or a great actor, because she sat on my face and after a few minutes of DATY she shook with what felt like a real orgasm. She then spent much time on jr. With her tongue and mouth and we finished up doggy. She then thanked me and told me it was time for a shower. She gave me the best table shower I have ever had, massaging and relaxing every muscle in my body. She then spent much time and attention cleaning and teasing jr. Next it was off to the sauna, where usually they send you in and come back for you in a couple of minutes. To my surprise, Sandy came in and sat on my lap and cuddled with me in the sauna. Finally we went back to the room for a great massage. When she was finished she acted like she did not want me to leave but kept hugging me, carressing me and rubbing herself all over me. She said we where out of time, but as I was getting dresse she noticed that jr had woke up again and she started stroking and sucking me until I blasted again. She laughed and told me next time she will remember me and have to charge me for two times. I gave her another tip and thanked her for the best spa treatment I had ever received.

I will definately keep her in mind whenever I am in Hatfield area again.[/QUOTE]Sounds like "New Management" is making things better. The few times I have gone there it was out of convenience. And not really all that impressive. So if they are on a new track, I might just have to give it another shot.

After enjoying my initial visit to FC with Cherry I decided to return yesterday and have another go. This time I didn't make a reservation as I figured all the girls there were attractive. I ended up with Vanessa. I saw another recent review of Vanessa and think it's pretty accurate. Vanessa was very attractive and very thin. She had nice perky tits so was a little different than Cherry which is good since I like variety. Her table shower was average..not as good as Cherry. She gave a little better massage than Cherry although still mediocre even for AMP standards. As mentioned in the other post she did some nice licking and CBJ before we moved into CG and then doggy. However, then it felt a little rushed so we moved to a hj and she finished me with a pretty good hj. So all in all a pleasant experience but if I had a choice I'd stick with Cherry.

[QUOTE=FROM ANOTHER BOARD]OK, this is gonna sound stupid, but what the hell. I went last week for the first time to FC and had Cherry. Posted a review and had an ok time. Definitely a hot package.

But.... here's the problem. I was talking with another monger that I know, and over some beers he tells me that the reason Cherry gets mixed reviews and performance is that she is really a he/she. post op, fake boobs, etc. He said thats why she doesn't like dining at the Y because theres no clit. Now after I thought about it, I thought, I may have been distracted by the looks, the lips and the boobs. Then I went back and read the posts, and started to think... maybe this is possible.

So help me out guys. Did he really pull my leg really good, or is this remotely possible. I've gotten a look at some really good trannies in New Orleans at the bars. Please say it isn't so and I need to get even with my friend. Otherwise, there's gonna be a lot of guys that are gonna be sick.[/QUOTE]Is this true?

[QUOTE=from another forum]OK, this is going to sound stupid, but what the hell. I went last week for the first time to FC and had Cherry. Posted a review and had an ok time. Definitely a hot package.

But. Here's the problem. I was talking with another monger that I know, and over some beers he tells me that the reason Cherry gets mixed reviews and performance is that she is really a he/she. Post op, fake boobs, etc. He said thats why she doesn't like dining at the Y because theres no clit. Now after I thought about it, I thought, I may have been distracted by the looks, the lips and the boobs. Then I went back and read the posts, and started to think. Maybe this is possible.

So help me out guys. Did he really pull my leg really good, or is this remotely possible. I've gotten a look at some really good trannies in New Orleans at the bars. Please say it isn't so and I need to get even with my friend. Otherwise, there's going to be a lot of guys that are going to be sick.[/QUOTE]Can someone verify the truth of this claim? I feel like I'm about to lose my lunch.

[b]He said thats why she doesn't like dining at the Y because theres no clit.[/b]

[QUOTE=Rospam]Is this true?[/QUOTE]

This is one of the most sure ways of knowing if you're dealing with the real thing or a tranny. Surgery cannot replicate the clit and clit hood as well as nature creates the real deal. Always check the crotch BEFORE any action!

[QUOTE=Fbtom]
This is one of the most sure ways of knowing if you're dealing with the real thing or a tranny. Surgery cannot replicate the clit and clit hood as well as nature creates the real deal. Always check the crotch BEFORE any action![/QUOTE]

Oh GREAT! Now I gotta do a full gynecological pelvic exam on top of all of the the before-hand due diligence and "LE checks"? jeez!

How does one go about doing this? "Ah, pardon me ma'am, before we do anything I need to check your clit hood to see if maybe you had a sex change operation. You don't mind do you?"

Or maybe when you're in an AMP, have the mamasan get the girls in a line up, drop the drawers and spread the lips for a quick "inspection?" That might make AMPs more popular - "Ah yes, I'd like the Clit hood line-up! Please?"

But then, what the heck do you do if you're all cranked up, you picked her up, got comfortable, your light saber is switched on and sure its going to do battle and you look "down there" and think a pen*s used to be attached?

WHAT THEN????? vomit?

BTW - How do you know so much about what a tranny's "particulars" look like or don't look like? <GRIN> LOL! [i]just pulling your leg....[/i]



*** All the above - purely tongue in cheek!

The only places I've known like you describe would be, Danish Health club in Kittery ME, and Alpha in Hartford, CT, both now history. Both had saunas, whirlpools, locker rooms and a "lobby" full of women to chose from. Both taken down long ago by the Feds on income tax among other things.

[QUOTE=Very Dvs]OK, before I post this, I have read through the reports, so I am not just posting a question before reading. In fact, I am a pretty active poster in the Philly/South Jersey region.

I have used escorts: Craigslist, eros.com, escorts.com, etc. I am very, very familiar with all of that. I know am very familiar with the SW scene. I post quite a bit about SWs in South Jersey and Philly. However, I am looking for something a little different. Are there any Russian Massage Parlors around? Are there any that have really attractive, young (18-25) employees? I am not looking for over the hill hags. Are there any where you can also enjoy a nice massage, not just the happy ending? I have heard about these places coming and going, but I have never been to one. Don't get me wrong, I have been to a few AMPs, just not these kind of joints.

I thought someone might have something they are unwilling to post in here because they don't want to blow up their favorite spot and get it shut down. I would be really appreciative if someone could send me a private message if they are not comfortable posting in here about their favorite spot.

Here is my second question. Are there any places where they have actual saunas? You know, steam rooms for men to hang out in, jacuzzis, large steam baths, etc. Something that is truly relaxing, not just a quick bust your nut with a broad that is barely interested, but somewhere to take a business associate, where we can discuss business over a beer and a steam bath. Then get showered, pampered,

If anyone PM's me, please do not feel like your help will be forgotten. I have a lot of hook ups in this area and will share freely. Any help would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Went to Crown at 10 am and saw Jennifer for the second time. Had a great TS to start. Back in the room then down to business. She gets naked, rubs me up and down my body with her breasts then precedes to toss my salad like Paul Newman. WOW! She stayed at it for a while. Even returned to it after kissing a few other areas. Finally put on the cover and gave a nice CBJ. I did a bit of DATY on her then off to CG, MISH and DS. Turns out I had more pussy than I paid for. Her cat was in the room and walked all around the bed and even on us a few times. Nice cat, but a little creepy. After I finished in her(Jennifer, not the cat) she went to lay back and banged her head hard into the mirror. Luckily she was unhurt and was laughing and more embarrassed than anything. Laughed about it all day.

If that wasn't enough, I went staright to Fun City. Wanted Dallas but she was the only one not available. Got Vanessa. After I was let in, mamasan took my hand and led me to the grand bedroom. Got me a water and picked Vanessa for me. They specifically stated no credit cards and never mentioned or asked for the house fee or tip. I actually just pulled out the money before I left. Anyway, Vanessa comes in and she looks familiar. Didn't figure it out till later but if Jennifer Love Hewitt had a Korean sister, this is what she would look like. She gave a good TS. Very thorough. Went back to the room, laid facedown, she gets undressed and starts a fair massage. Really enjoyed her rubbing her breasts everywhere. Flipped over then she started rubbing the front with her breasts. Slips on the cover and gives a great CBJ next. She was really into it. Makes all the right sounds. Like a pornstar. I guess she agreed with my guy cause she said uh huh alot. Her noises weren't annoying even though it may sound like they were. She lays down and I thought she wanted some DATY. I went down there and she said no because she didn't know me. I was ok with it though. We did MISH for a while then DS. I took a while because of the Crown experience earlier and was still recharging the batteries. She offered a HJ to finish but I took only a few minutes more. We didn't talk a whole lot at first. We actually warmed up to each other after I finished in DS. She laughed and said we got a good workout. I guess she is used to not going too long. We talked alot as she cleaned me up. She helped me to get dressed, I paid the 160 and left happily. Took nearly an hour. She didn't hurry me or bug me for money.