Streetwalker Reports

I picked up a mid-sized girl with shoulder-length slightly curly dirty blonde hair recently near Cumberland Street. There wasn't much out, and I was determined to get a fix. She looked rather cute as I drove past her. She initially said her name was Lee, but later said her real name is Alecia.

I would have been better off passing. She barely spoke during our time together, then pulled the good 'ole "it's more $ to touch there" BS. She didn't get more $, I didn't touch any more, and she had to suck a little longer to get me off (I delayed it to spite her. Is that wrong? ).

I suppose I've been spoiled recently, with several GFEs with various girls in other cities. This girl may have been adequate in the past, but I was very disappointed. The up sides. Normal tuition & didn't complain (you can't complain when you don't speak. LOL).

It's girls like Lee/Alecia that help offset my overspending on the quality girls.

Holding true to my assertion from several months ago, Lehigh to Girard seems to be the place to be late at night (as opposed to the upper end of the K stroll).

[QUOTE=Mike 80]Cruised Camden's Broadway then K late night this weekend. Saw more action on Broadway inc. a few who were dressed sexier than you usually see on that street. But always searching for that next best new SW, I continued on across the bridge. Drove the stroll once and on the return trip I saw a kind of tallish brunette, maybe 5'7" at Pike. Pretty solidly built, not one of the petite ones I tend to prefer. I thought I saw her get out of a car just before I picked her up but she said no. She introduces herself as "Kassie," which sounded familiar and I thought to myself I think I've picked her up before. Checking the archives it turns out I did in the same area of the stroll back in January this year. One or two others have reported on her also, all w/ good reviews. Apparently she used to one of our favorite K pimp's girls.

She's got her own place now and I was a little tempted but I chose a BBBJ instead. She wanted to park in a crazy, way too exposed spot. I steered her to a much more secluded place and she got down to work. Even though I gave her a decent review last time, especially for swallowing, this time the experience was a bad one.

29yo Kassie works hard, no rush at all, and she likes to vary her action. I really think she was trying to do a good job and hoping I'd take her digits and get FS next time. But she was killing me with her teeth. I told her about it and she'd take a little different angle but pretty soon, there she'd go again just scraping my dick something awful. I am not into mixing sex and pain and this was pure pain. I've certainly come across girls who get their teeth too much into the action but this was extreme. We probably went at it, off and on for almost 15 minutes. At some point I decided I'd rather just have her take her clothes off while I do a HJ but she refused and wouldn't even let me jack off in peace. It was like she wanted to earn her money so she kept trying to suck me while I was trying to get off.

Finally I told her I just didn't want to finish. Part of me was still horny and on another day I probably would have continued looking and maybe picked up somebody else. But I knew my dick was in no condition to fuck or be sucked. Even now the head is still red, raw, and painful. I think I'm going on the mongering disabled list for a week.[/QUOTE]

Ouch you just described what I dislike about some BJ's, some girls are great at it, but too much teeth. Being on the street you'd think she'd know better. Good luck guy better days are to come.

This is my first time posting here - have just discovered this site - and, it's a great service to all of us who love a bit of Erotic Pleasure.

I have seen many, many girls on the Avenue for the past seven or so years. Most of the time at a motel, sometimes at my home for the night, and sometimes even a quickie in the car.

After reviewing many comments, I must say that my all time favorite is Gena. She may not do full-service, but at her price, you just can't find a better BBBJTC-and takes it all too. This girl really knows what she's doing, and never a rush - never an upsell. So, if you're cruising the Avenue, look her up - the best ever for me.

[QUOTE=Sam Iam]Ouch you just described what I dislike about some BJ's, some girls are great at it, but too much teeth. Being on the street you'd think she'd know better. Good luck guy better days are to come.[/QUOTE]


So what you're saying is that while you may say you are "Sam I Am", she's looking at you with them teeth ready to chew off your member thinking "Ham You Are".. The girls are cannibals !!!

[QUOTE=Davey1965]So what you're saying is that while you may say you are "Sam I Am", she's looking at you with them teeth ready to chew off your member thinking "Ham You Are".. The girls are cannibals !!![/QUOTE]

LOL, thats funny. Actually I picked a gal just before Torresdale the other day, said her name was Katie but I looked at the Kate picture in the pics and this one seemed skinner. Anyway 30 and a great lickin and wow she was good. She looks like early 20's thin, light brown hair, cute face, almost looks too clean for the street.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]While you may say you are "Sam I Am", she's looking at you with them teeth ready to chew off your member thinking "Ham You Are".. [/QUOTE]Outside of Sam's name I'm guessing that's probably the first Dr. Seuss reference in USA SexGuide history. It got me thinking...

Bad Blowjobs: By Dr. Seuss (aka Mike 80)
I do not like them in a sheath.
I do not like them with teeth.
I do not like them when they're pricey.
I do not like them when her hygiene's dicey.
I do not like them rushed or or with no care.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like when Ho robs.
I do not like them, bad blowjobs.

I've recently spend quite a bit of time with Alicia. And, boy, what a find. She usually hangs around K and Huntingdon, or very close by. This is one fine SW. Long sexy red hair, and a body to die for. With very perky and sensitive breasts that love attention.

She apparantly does not now have a place to live, so I was fortunate to be able to have her spend the night on several ocassions. At a real bargain. 100. And, I must say, much better than any escort service I've ever used.

She loves to party, and really does love sex. She's always hot, and gets very, very wet. Daty is her favorite, and I didn't waste any time getting her in the mood. She always tastes wonderful, and can go for a very long time. Her nipples are sensitive, and a combination of Daty and nipple play will put her in the mood to provide just about anything you like. I'm a big BBBJTC fan, so I certainly didn't waste anytime having it in her mouth. She does a very good job. Loves to get on her knees, in the shower, on the floor, or anywhere else I wanted. She also enjoys CIM, or also likes an ocassional paint job.

So, if you find this lovely lady needing a place to stay for the night, take her up on the offer. You won't be sorry. I haven't been. If you just need a quickie, . 2 should do it. And, if you like to go twice, no problem with her. Just give her another. 1, or maybe. 2. The pic I took of her is about a month old.

[QUOTE=Msaunders6969]Met Alyssa on the K near Letterly. She was cautious at first but decided that I was safe to take a ride with. Alyssa is a really nice girl, cute, and a pleasure to be with. She is 22yrs old, 5'7", around 110 lbs, and long straight red hair. We drove the her place which was "safe" at this time (but be careful because she does have a long time live-in boyfriend who was working at the time). Once inside she immediately got naked. Received an ok bbbj then on to mish. She had a smile on her face and seemed to enjoy getting pounded away. Got a dfk from her as I filled the bag. The entire time she never asked for any $ but she ended up walking away with .8 and I did get some photos.[/QUOTE]

I was on the ave last nite near K and Lehigh. Saw a cute WSW but she was crying hysterically. I pulled over and started talking to her, she said her sister got in the car w/ a date and was gone for 2 hours and she had no clue where she was.

I felt bad for her and told her to call the cops, if this was out of the ordinary for her sis, then every minute counts. She said she would do that, but first she was gonna call her mom and ask her if she could go back home. I left it at that and drove away.

After about an hour of cruising I came back to the spot and saw her again by the a chinese place near Huntingdon. I parked and we talked, turns out her sister was OK and returned shortly after I left. They were both there and heading to a friends house. So I guess she's not going home to mommy. I asked them if they wanted to make some more money for the nite.

We found a spot, we all jumped in the back of the ride and they took turns givin me a BBJ. I was sitting in between them, playing w/ their tits and ass as they took turns lickin and slurpin. Just a fantastic experience! The girls where age 19 and 18, they looked like twins they were so similar in features. They were both dirty blonds, about 5'3", nice large tits, slight belly buldge. Names where Carol and soething. They did not take my load in their mouth but jacked it off at the end. I donated a combined 70 for their efforts and sent them on their way. Alas I had no time to get pics or get a room. next time I see them I will definetly get a room.

Johnny B

[QUOTE=Mike 80]Outside of Sam's name I'm guessing that's probably the first Dr. Seuss reference in USA SexGuide history. It got me thinking...

Bad Blowjobs: By Dr. Seuss (aka Mike 80)
I do not like them in a sheath.
I do not like them with teeth.
I do not like them when they're pricey.
I do not like them when her hygiene's dicey.
I do not like them rushed or or with no care.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like when Ho robs.
I do not like them, bad blowjobs.[/QUOTE]

Now that's funny ..LoL !! Admit now, how long did it take you to think of that?

[QUOTE=Bicoastalstud]I've recently spend quite a bit of time with Alicia. And, boy, what a find. She usually hangs around K and Huntingdon, or very close by. This is one fine SW. Long sexy red hair, and a body to die for. With very perky and sensitive breasts that love attention.

She apparantly does not now have a place to live, so I was fortunate to be able to have her spend the night on several ocassions. At a real bargain. 100. And, I must say, much better than any escort service I've ever used.

She loves to party, and really does love sex. She's always hot, and gets very, very wet. Daty is her favorite, and I didn't waste any time getting her in the mood. She always tastes wonderful, and can go for a very long time. Her nipples are sensitive, and a combination of Daty and nipple play will put her in the mood to provide just about anything you like. I'm a big BBBJTC fan, so I certainly didn't waste anytime having it in her mouth. She does a very good job. Loves to get on her knees, in the shower, on the floor, or anywhere else I wanted. She also enjoys CIM, or also likes an ocassional paint job.

So, if you find this lovely lady needing a place to stay for the night, take her up on the offer. You won't be sorry. I haven't been. If you just need a quickie, . 2 should do it. And, if you like to go twice, no problem with her. Just give her another. 1, or maybe. 2. The pic I took of her is about a month old.[/QUOTE]


Tks for the report...Have seen her many times but for some reason always passed on her. May just have to give a try now after the last couple positive reviews..

[QUOTE=Mike 80]
Bad Blowjobs: By Dr. Seuss (aka Mike 80)
I do not like them in a sheath.
I do not like them with teeth.
I do not like them when they're pricey.
I do not like them when her hygiene's dicey.
I do not like them rushed or or with no care.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like when Ho robs.
I do not like them, bad blowjobs.[/QUOTE]

LOL!
That's damn funny!

BLOWJOBS DONE BAD
By Dr. Loose

I am Ho
I am Ho
Ho I am

That Ho-I-am!
Than Ho-I-am!
I do not like
that Ho-I-am!

Do you like
blowjobs done bad?

I do not like them,
Ho-I-am.
I do not like
blowjobs done bad.

Would you like one
with no care?

I would not like one
with no care.
I would not like one
anywhere.
I do not like
blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them,
Ho-I-am.

Would you like one
from a souse?
Would you like one
in crack house?

I do not like them
from a souse.
I do not like them
in crack house.
I do not like them
with no care.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them, Ho-I-am.

Would you get blown
for high price?
Would you get blown
smelling ripe?

Not for high price.
Not smelling ripe.
Not from a souse.
Not in crack house.
I would not get blown with no care.
I would not get blown anywhere.
I would not get blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them, Ho-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Get blown! Get blown!
Take you far.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like one.
You will see.
You may like one
behind trees!

I would not, could not behind trees.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not want one for high price.
I do not want one smelling ripe.
I do not want one from a souse.
I do not want one in crack house.
I do not want one with no care.
I do not want one anywhere.
I do not like blowjobs done bad.
I do not want one, Ho-I-am.

The train! The train!
The train! The train!
Could you, would you,
by the train?

Not by the train! Not behind trees!
Not in a car! Ho! Let me be!

I would not, could not, for high price.
I could not, would not, smelling ripe.
I will not get blown from a souse.
I will not get blown in crack house.
I will not get blown with no care.
I will not get blown anywhere.
I do not get blowjobs done bad.
I do not like one, Ho-I-am.

Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, in the park?

I would not, could not,
in the park.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the park. Not by the train.
Not in a car. Not behind trees.
I do not want one, Ho, you see.
Not from a souse. Not for high price.
Not in crack house. Not smelling ripe.
I will not get blown with no care.
I do not want one anywhere!

You do not like
blowjobs done bad?

I do not
like them,
Ho-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with my teeth?

I would not,
could not,
with your teeth!

Would you, could you,
in a sheath?

I could not, would not, in a sheath.
I will not, will not, with your teeth.
I will not get blown for high price.
I will not get blown smelling ripe.
Not in the park! Not behind trees!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not want one for high price.
I do not want one smelling ripe.
I do not want one from a souse.
I do not want one in crack house.
I do not want one with no care.
I do not want one ANYWHERE!

I do not like
blowjobs
done bad!

I do not want one,
Ho-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try one! Try one!
And you may.
Try one and you may, I say.

Ho!
If you will listen up,
I have tried and
had enough.

But!
I like blowjobs done swell!
I do! I like them, oh so well!
And I would get blown without sheeth.
And I would get blown with no teeth...

And I will get blown dry from rain.
And in the park. And by the train.
And in a car. And behind trees.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will get blown for good price.
And I will get blown smelling nice.
And I will get blown like your spouse.
And I will get blown in my house.
And I will get blown here and there.
Say! I will get blown ANYWHERE!

I do so like
blowjobs done swell!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Girls. Done well!

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[QUOTE=Philly Monger]BLOWJOBS DONE BAD
By Dr. Loose

[/QUOTE]


Very funny. Obviously took some thought.

Very nice Slim

[QUOTE=Philly Monger]BLOWJOBS DONE BAD
By Dr. Loose

I am Ho
I am Ho
Ho I am

That Ho-I-am!
Than Ho-I-am!
I do not like
that Ho-I-am!

Do you like
blowjobs done bad?

I do not like them,
Ho-I-am.
I do not like
blowjobs done bad.

Would you like one
with no care?

I would not like one
with no care.
I would not like one
anywhere.
I do not like
blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them,
Ho-I-am.

Would you like one
from a souse?
Would you like one
in crack house?

I do not like them
from a souse.
I do not like them
in crack house.
I do not like them
with no care.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them, Ho-I-am.

Would you get blown
for high price?
Would you get blown
smelling ripe?

Not for high price.
Not smelling ripe.
Not from a souse.
Not in crack house.
I would not get blown with no care.
I would not get blown anywhere.
I would not get blowjobs done bad.
I do not like them, Ho-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Get blown! Get blown!
Take you far.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like one.
You will see.
You may like one
behind trees!

I would not, could not behind trees.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not want one for high price.
I do not want one smelling ripe.
I do not want one from a souse.
I do not want one in crack house.
I do not want one with no care.
I do not want one anywhere.
I do not like blowjobs done bad.
I do not want one, Ho-I-am.

The train! The train!
The train! The train!
Could you, would you,
by the train?

Not by the train! Not behind trees!
Not in a car! Ho! Let me be!

I would not, could not, for high price.
I could not, would not, smelling ripe.
I will not get blown from a souse.
I will not get blown in crack house.
I will not get blown with no care.
I will not get blown anywhere.
I do not get blowjobs done bad.
I do not like one, Ho-I-am.

Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, in the park?

I would not, could not,
in the park.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the park. Not by the train.
Not in a car. Not behind trees.
I do not want one, Ho, you see.
Not from a souse. Not for high price.
Not in crack house. Not smelling ripe.
I will not get blown with no care.
I do not want one anywhere!

You do not like
blowjobs done bad?

I do not
like them,
Ho-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with my teeth?

I would not,
could not,
with your teeth!

Would you, could you,
in a sheath?

I could not, would not, in a sheath.
I will not, will not, with your teeth.
I will not get blown for high price.
I will not get blown smelling ripe.
Not in the park! Not behind trees!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not want one for high price.
I do not want one smelling ripe.
I do not want one from a souse.
I do not want one in crack house.
I do not want one with no care.
I do not want one ANYWHERE!

I do not like
blowjobs
done bad!

I do not want one,
Ho-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try one! Try one!
And you may.
Try one and you may, I say.

Ho!
If you will listen up,
I have tried and
had enough.

But!
I like blowjobs done swell!
I do! I like them, oh so well!
And I would get blown without sheeth.
And I would get blown with no teeth...

And I will get blown dry from rain.
And in the park. And by the train.
And in a car. And behind trees.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will get blown for good price.
And I will get blown smelling nice.
And I will get blown like your spouse.
And I will get blown in my house.
And I will get blown here and there.
Say! I will get blown ANYWHERE!

I do so like
blowjobs done swell!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Girls. Done well!

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Cruised around on and off from around 7pm to 10:30pm.
There was a few walkers around, mostly with a dude walking near them. Don't they know that's bad for business. Not much le around either.

Around 10:30 I met Selina near the new quick stop market across from the library ? / park area.

The same one in the picture section. Latina with long dark hair. Starts out with that she doesn't come around too often and also was a stripper. She said she lives in Bucks county. The same story that she gives to everybody. Club Risque, Dollhouse, danced in AZ, etc. I attempted the patio but she was hesitant. After I re-read some of the posts about her I was glad no to go.

Finally settled for 30 in the car after she wanted more. I found a stop near by and she was very good. She did get weird after I finished, saying that she doesn't cim. She barely missed a drop though, go figure. After a spit in the street I drove her back.